0:00 Uh, think about it like this. For every inch you add to your penis as it exists right now, you lose a future million dollars of income that you could have got. And you would have got easy mode. >> But what if I don't even have an inch to lose, bro? That's >> You have an inch to lose, that's it? >> No, I don't lose. That's >> Then you can add it in. >> You're trying to gain inches. >> inch to lose. >> Cuz if I if I have a Think of it like a Lego. And you can keep adding bricks. >> But but everybody's starting at base level zero right now. >> Oh, we have no dick. >> Zero dick. >> Also, if you if you lose an inch, if you give away an inch, you could get a million. >> We're starting at base level zero. >> WHAT? >> You're Kendall? >> Wait, I didn't know that. This is my prompt, but I didn't know that, so that's my bad. >> Why add a ████ >> He he He's I guess he he has a >> Okay, no collaboration, fine. >> No, I just I I I yes-anded. >> Yes, he
0:50 >> That's how you do it. >> [laughter] >> You know about it, you >> All right, so this one's Kendall. We're starting at base zero. No dick. >> No dick. >> So right now you're Kendall. >> You're only adding it just to your penis. >> I'll give half an inch away, so I could I could have just enough dick to still come. >> But then this doesn't make sense, cuz then it's future millions, right? >> Yeah. So ████ if I said 20 inches, it's 20 mil I won't get? >> No, no, no, you can't get to 20 inches, pal. >> [laughter] >> You get to 10. >> But we're like getting We're like it's like debt money. It's not money we're giving away now, right? >> Oh, oh, oh, is this too silly for you? >> This too Okay, how about this? You made it too financial. >> How about this? >> Everybody's for sure for the rest of their lives probably going to make a total of $6 million. Is that a statistic? Let's just say it. >> Oh. >> That is the statistic, yeah. >> How much dick do I need to get a girl
1:40 pregnant? >> six. >> Six inches, six million. I understand where you're going. Go. >> Statistic, yeah. Okay, go. Okay, go. >> That's too clean. >> Okay, go. But but go. >> Well, we're going to see who wants the money, who doesn't. >> Okay, okay, go, go, go, go. >> I'LL GIVE MY INCH 5.5 MILLION. >> OKAY, SO six inches. >> [laughter] >> Half an inch. >> You want half inch dick you want 5.5 million dollars. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> 5.5 million? >> Well, because I just want enough dick where I can still make a girl pregnant. >> No, but he's saying it's 6 in 6 million. >> So, I was going So, I was going to say I'll give away three so 3 in 9 million. >> [laughter] >> THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. >> OKAY. >> ISN'T that what you're saying? >> [laughter] >> Dude, are you guys getting What are you getting? >> We start with zero dick. >> You're Kendall. >> Where does 6 in come from? >> You're Kendall. Anthony's being a
2:31 ████ >> No. No, [laughter] I just said 6 million what you have to make in the future. I never said we're back to a 6-in penis. >> I thought we're starting with 6 in and 6 million. >> No, you're capped at 10 cuz anything past that >> This thing's all ████ up. This guy's [laughter] like, "I'm giving it three. Now I GOT 9 MILLION." >> [laughter] >> I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. >> THE 9 come Well, that makes more sense. The death thing makes no sense. It's called crony capitalism. That's ████ up. >> Cuz if I said I want 10 in then that's 10 million in the future I won't make You will never make. >> So, what? [laughter] >> Yeah, cuz I thought it was the 6 in 6 million. >> It's future money. >> Give it like this or do you give it like this? >> If I wanted a 3-in dick I only get 3 million dollars for the rest of my life. >> I think it's even crazier that I was going to make 10 mil. >> [laughter] >> That probably means I could probably make 12, right?
3:21 >> what the ████ up thing is? We still got to work. Like you still got to work to make the 6 mil. >> [laughter] >> Like it doesn't stop you from It's the It's the potential to earn. You're like [laughter] You're like in debt to your future. YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE 6 >> THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY as hell. And there's like There's like a guy who shows up he's like, "Remember, you pay for this dick." >> It's like an Italian guy. >> They'd be paying me the vig. You got to pay the vig. >> Hey, we'll break your ████ knees, okay? >> god. >> Hey, who's got the big dick here, huh? >> If you want a 6-in dick [laughter] you're going to have money for the rest of your life. >> It's earning potential. >> you just won't >> You just won't make 6 mil of that. >> Yeah. Oh, so it's 0 6 or 6 0. It's like that. >> Yeah, 0. >> As usual, it's JK. We can't figure out a glossary. >> You'll never know. It'll never hurt you because you'll never >> You'll be homeless with a 6-in
4:11 >> How do you know that? Because what if in life you were going to make 30 mil? >> No. 3 in 3 million. >> Yeah, that works. >> Are you capping capping there? [laughter] You capping? >> Yeah, 3 in 3 million. You're telling me out of the number of six, I could choose units of inches or units of million, right? >> Now I'm on Now I'm on the second part. What are you going to do with the 3-in dick, by the way? >> Not much. >> What's What's Geo going to do with his equipment? >> Not much. >> Then might as well give it all away, brother. [laughter] >> That's true. If it's 3 >> You're not trying to have a second. You might as well have 1 in. >> Give it away, brother. >> I have half. >> Three is way bigger than 1 in. >> What do you need all that ████ for? No, no. If you're Mr. Money Man, what do you need all that ████ for? >> No, well, 3 in you can still get a ████ 1 in it's like you're like now when you have sex it's like a circus act. >> a big It's like a binky. Yeah, it's like a pacifier.
5:01 >> Yeah. >> Dude, she'll blow you with like She'll swallow your nuts. [laughter] She'll chipmunk all your ████ and she Her face won't even move. >> I don't want 3 in I think is not too bad. Okay, how about That's how I'm going half. Half inch is crazy. >> Half inch is crazy. You're money maxer. >> Yeah. Just enough to where a woman can still get pregnant. >> I get it. >> Just enough. Is that enough? >> It's like will that go far enough or will it just bleed out? >> Yeah, it won't go far. Or you can apply it. You can apply it with like Q-tip. >> Oh, Jesus. When you got to pull a Q-tip out. >> I think You flip the ████ upside down after. >> I think I think most dudes would go with 5 in and 1 million. >> You think so? >> I don't think so. >> That's for the rest of your life. >> Oh, you So you can't make it your >> Well, you can move to like Vietnam or something. >> Can't turn that 1 mil like put better on black? >> If you're going to Vietnam, 4 inches and 2 million will stretch a long way,
5:52 brother. >> 2 million. >> I didn't know we're stretching our dollar like that. >> Move to Move to Bali or whatever. >> I didn't know we're stretching our inches like this. This is This is crazy. >> When the size of the girl goes down, hopefully the vaginal canal length does too. So, hopefully it stretches even farther. >> That's deflation. >> You're telling me the shorter the vaginal canal is the longer the dollar as well? Come on. Now I'm going 2-in dick. >> Now we're playing chess. >> I like it. Feels like now we're being smarter about this. >> Oh dude, if I'm going to Vietnam and I got 4 million dollars and a 2-in dick, I'm fine. >> That's the rest of That's the That's how much you're going to make for the rest of your life and it's spread throughout the time of I think it's what you have right now and then you could do whatever you want with that money. >> No, they can't give They can't make >> Don't worry [laughter] about the money. What are you doing with a half-inch dick, Joe? Like how are you >> Half-inch This is a half-inch. >> I know, but hey, what matters is if I feel good or not. >> There's no There's no growing from this.
6:42 >> Okay, I got it. 4-in dick, 2 million dollars, send me to Kazakhstan. >> I'm set. >> Oh, that's pretty good. >> Why Kazakhstan? You know it's a corrupt country. They got hot chicks and my money will will >> Yeah, your money will be will go a long way there. Yeah. >> they'll be okay with 4-in dick? They're pretty like gangster over there. >> But I'mma be 2 mil I'mma have a castle. >> That's true. >> With guards. >> The lifestyle that he's able to provide. >> I'mma have a castle with guards. >> You don't even You don't even have to have sex with >> You think that they mind the inch when they got that castle? >> Ca- It's about the cash. >> No, cuz if you're in that castle, even if you pull out a 1-incher, the ████ is like You know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> That wouldn't have worked if you had done it correctly. >> I think this is like half of an inch.
7:32 That's a 4-in. >> It's not bad. >> No, this is like a Half of an inch is like your fingernail. >> Hey Joe. >> [laughter] >> I thought you were going to play the sound effect. >> So So, what numbers are you guys? What numbers are you guys? >> That's that seems pretty good. >> 4 in 2 mil. >> I would go 4 in 2 mil. >> Which country though? >> Well, cuz I basically get 2 mil. Nothing changes in my life. >> [laughter] >> That's what I'm talking about. >> I go 2 in but I pay this ████ to every ████ time do this ████ sound. I'm like, You're going You're doing >> So you go 2 in 4 million? >> Is this like 2 in like the >> That's about 2 in. >> But I want a thick tube, boys. >> Yeah, big fatty. >> I want a fat boy. >> You can You can have a fatty. You got to give another half a mil. >> What? >> That's like paying for luggage on Spirit.
8:22 >> Maybe I'll go 1 in 5 mil. >> How fat is that boy? Is he a pencil thin? Are you Are you like art pencils? >> I could pick the girth. >> Yeah. >> You pick the girth? >> you got to pick the girth. >> That's crazy. You're going to You're going to >> thinking of the woman anymore. >> what he's going to do with that option? >> What? >> He's going to turn it into more money. >> That? >> I thought you were picking something more realistic. >> "Can I get silverware? >> [laughter] >> Can I get gold silverware?" >> It's just a big cylinder. >> It's a 1 in cylinder. A little tuna can. >> [laughter] >> Tuna can. >> Cuz you still want to be condom size. You don't need custom condoms. >> This is like This is like 4 in. >> You don't want custom condoms. >> ████ boy. >> That's how That's your girth, 4 [laughter] in. >> What? This is like 4 in, right? >> Yeah. >> What is What's the other thing you're doing there? >> one side. >> Yeah. >> So you're saying this and $2 million? >> ████ is better than I thought. All
9:12 right, I'm down. >> Are you gaining from this video? >> Gaining Gaining inches? [laughter] I'm gaining both, brother. Finances and dick length. >> Are you gaining >> It's a win-win scenario. >> You're winning the video. You're winning the video. >> You're telling me I win and I'm getting $2 million? >> Yeah, right. There's no way I believe this fool is gaining. >> There's no way this >> At that height? >> He He buys the top only. >> No way. That's true. >> What do you think your your guys's ladies would want from you? >> Millions of dollars right now cuz she's already been dealing with ████ >> With 1 [laughter] in? For girls, 1 in? >> Uh Smack would probably Smack would probably say 5 1. >> Which one's the which one? >> 5 in 1 1 million probably cuz money's not that >> She already got the money. She ain't never had 5 in from me. >> She's not crazy about it. >> Is it cuz she's never 2x'd her dick before? >> [laughter] >> You little dick >> You're saying I'm paying for you anyway
10:02 and you could 2x your >> Can't say that on TV. >> I'm sorry. >> Knowing how >> No, I think she would rather have me go negative a million and have a seven. >> [laughter] >> Oh ████ >> So you got to take out a loan for your dick? >> Do you have to pay monthly for your dick? [laughter] >> I'm going to go into debt, guys. >> Yeah. She's like, "What's more debt?" >> You're just going to be a rich dad, poor dad. >> poor. I just want a bigger ████ >> You'll be Robert Kiyosaki. >> DAMN. >> OH, MAN. >> IMAGINE [laughter] HIS DICK SIZE WITH his debt. >> Yeah. >> Damn, dude. >> Damn, that fool got a third leg. >> [laughter] >> Third leg. >> Damn, all I can see is >> Oh my god. Anthony PP Lee >> He's hella big. >> ████ that's why I'm poor. >> The couches are getting close to showing dicks, bro. >> Yeah, dude. >> [laughter] >> PP Lee >> Shut the ████ Stop it.
10:52 >> [laughter] >> That's good. >> Woah, woah, woah, don't ████ it up. >> No, the first We spent the first four minutes >> The first one was the funniest where he's like, "Millions of future money." >> [laughter] >> That you have to work FOR STILL. >> CUZ IT'S EARNING POTENTIAL. >> It's in your destiny, but it's getting robbed. >> I want a 3-in dick with 9 million dollars. >> [laughter] >> I thought they were starting with a six >> He goes six and six, three and nine. >> It's also like he's ordering beans at a saloon. He's like, "I want a 6-in dick with 9 MILLION >> YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD to work with 12? Is that why you turned it into ████ >> it was I thought we're starting with six and six and then now you add to the other. >> That's what I thought. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You give it up for more money. >> get 6 million six ████ inches? >> I don't even know, dude. >> Best of both worlds. >> [laughter] >> I really like the first one though. The
11:42 first prompt The first prompt was the best. >> Wait, what was the first one? >> The first one was the that you for every inch you gain, you lose a million of potential money. That hasn't been realized yet. He's like, "Oh, 10 in?" I was like, [laughter] "F███ that. 10 10 inches." >> Couldn't handle that prompt. We couldn't handle it. >> I'll give up I'll give up 10 million of future money that I don't even expect. >> It's like when a chick complains about taking a big dick. It's like, "Well, you just couldn't handle it. It was too big." >> [laughter] >> I've never heard that >> It was this future money in payments. So would you >> [laughter] >> Was it like future money that you earn cuz you you're working for it? >> Hey, can I give up money now and get like future dicklings later? [laughter] >> Yeah. >> What do you mean future dickling? By By hardness? >> You can micro-invest. >> Dude, imagine right now I would pay a million dollars of debt that I don't have and just my dick from now until I die >> die is just still slowly growing.
12:32 >> Oh, you never stop? Like fingernails? >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Sounds like a murder weapon. >> To a maximum of only two more inches just to double it. >> Wow. >> Shut the ████ Shut the Just to double it. >> What? >> I got 4 million. >> [laughter] >> Do you think money makes you cooler or dick size makes you cooler? >> To who? >> I mean >> I mean if that was true then a lot of these rich guys wouldn't be trying to get surgery, right? >> Yeah, dick surgery. >> Really? >> Money can buy happiness, huh? >> But then the big dick guys want to make money. >> That's true. Yeah, these guys want to switch places. >> Yeah, they're like >> Imagine if you can get so rich that you can buy more dick. Can you sell some dick and get paid hella? That would be crazy. >> You You can. >> I don't got a lot, dude. >> I don't have enough dick to go around. >> a dick transplant? >> lease You can lease some out. >> Hey, I'll lease you guys some dick. >> I need some. I need some. >> You think the color disfiguration
13:22 >> Isn't it gay to have another man's [laughter] dick on you though? >> You have a 1 in of Steve's dick on your dick? It's like how come the girth suddenly got huge in that section? >> [laughter] >> Looks like Tower Records. It's like why is why does your dick have windows?
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