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The Traits David So Doesn't Want His Baby to Inherit

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0:00 [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys we got Gucci with us today hey and David so happened to drop iny so we were talking about raising babies and everything and we got to the question of when your kid is of age to get a whooping what is the logic on how you're going to arrange that well I've seen like you know I think Bart has a good system and I've seen a lot of my friends use a system it's like stuff that we didn't have as a kid I think we got a lot of like just in case ass whooping it's like they they get ass whooping on layaways you know what I mean it's like or let me sock you in your mouth cuz I know tomorrow you're going to do something fing pre-orders pre-orders for fing like Jordans it's also buy one get one free on ass whooping it's it's dollar cost ass

0:51 whooping dude can invest in your whooping every day if your sibling did something wrong you're going to get socked up too for no reason but I like the idea of like giving um children choices right who knows if my kids might not need he might take well to like just verbal ████ he might be more like maral instead of you yeah or some like that right choice of beating yeah so you get like a warning cuz everybody makes a mistake second one's a choice third time you're going to see you're going to see your maker like real quick so you could you could make those choices right and what I mean by like physical punishment I know a lot of people in the com well the in Psych suck by all right you ra you raised your kid the way you want to raise your kid and when he turns out to be idiot let me know but for me I'm not saying that I'm married to idea of like spanking right but I do believe that there I do believe in punishments and I don't think that gentle paren the way

1:41 that people do it now has worked and now I've lived through like a generation of friends who were all about gentle parenting and now they're just like I this kid doesn't listen to me you can't reel them back after a certain age if there's not enough like constraint it's so hard to reel them back I'm going to tell you guys right now you're welcome to scream yell and up my kids okay just for fun even I want them to fear adults all adults all adults that's a l be unhealthy all do put it on a baby onesie when Uncle comes cuz it's like okay yeah TR and Uncle comes yeah uncle's here oh ████ be I don't want them to be too ████ comfortable and I don't want them to be annoying cuz I know with my genetics dude they're going to be a handful I do like it when parents are down to kind of

2:31 like parent as a village and treat everyone fair so sometimes I'll go and I'll take like taica and his cousins to the park right and I let him know right off the bat whoever ████ up I'm going to treat everyone the same so I take him to the park one other kid ████ up and he's not used to like my parenting style and like so I the first thing I'll make him do is squats I'm like okay you're not L to him you're doing 20 squats and you just see the kid go cuz he's never done them before I'm like you better do squats so we're going home right now so he starts going like this he's doing doing them and then the other two are like twerking ████ he's gay damn it and B's like yeah again more kid gay bro b pulls out the boom box plays the track the arch in your back dog that's not how you too much I guess I ████ up this is fun what is that man making

3:22 those kids do I know I think that's gentle parenting how' you pick up that pencil with your ass cheeks you ████ ████ get over here yeah but then backfire cuz ████ he's doing squats and he's like oh if Dominic's doing squats I want to do squats and then T like I'm doing squats too and now there's ████ three of them like all three squats I'm like ████ I'm supposed to be a goddamn P this kids are going to get so ████ buff is always good because I always like running the program that the parents run if the parent doesn't give a ████ I don't give a ████ if the parent does give a ████ I give a ████ right and that's just how I run it I don't want to stress anybody else out so Oh you mean like as a group a grp I see so let's say like like Bart and Gio right like there are certain things I know ta is not supposed to do if they already told him I'll reiterate it to him thank you at

4:13 all times right so one thing that he's not allowed to do is like talk disrespectfully to adults right like during Thanksgiving he was like move out of my way bro and I checked that ████ immediately because that's something that he CU he's in the ████ bruh phase now yeah he is that's the worst phase he's turning around he's doing the you know that face I mean his dad says shut up ████ to his mom so not in front of him my God you probably know better I don't know do as I say not as I ████ do so it's it's cuz if Bart didn't care I would let him say that I don't give a ████ but then they have set rules so like I told him was like Hey I don't let adults talk to me like that you don't talk to me like that and then barend on and you call all the adults Theos and theas yeah damn and he knows if we don't introduce uh an adult as a Theo or Thea

5:05 they're technically a stranger so they're not actually that close okay so if I go oh this is Theo Nick he's automatically oh my dad's close with him and I'm going to respect them but I'm like oh this is Nick he'll know okay if this if this tries to take me into a bathroom ████ this ████ gang gang yeah that's good I feel like parents don't have that conversation with their kids like my mom taught me from real young she's like if anybody tries to touch you here or here like I think this my mom had this weird thing no dead I think my mom thought everybody was trying to ████ me like like her conversations were wild real young if they try to like go like this and then like this what was the protocol though what she say you were supposed to do she just say like freak out scream get somebody

5:55 to help she like took off her pants it was pixelated her titties were pixelated cover every pixel oh my God cover every yeah but that's an important conversation to have with your kidsy what did you tell ta to do what keep his pants on ta keep your pants on bro if a grownup is asking you to do something that you're not comfortable with at school immediately run away and then tell the teacher or the principals um and if it's like somewhere that's out in the open at a supermarket or whatever just kick them in the nuts and run and try to find find us yeah good MO hey somebody kid that t of good luck dude you want to pick up a curse go van Drive ████ one light and then throw him back out yeah dud there are some kids that you don't want to kidnap bro like all depressed you want to have

6:46 sex with me it's like a different dude that my ████ choke somebody out dude and know Jiu-Jitsu now game over oh yeah he's definitely like a pack leader cuz at at our baby shower I saw this will interact with kids and it was like oh he's the he's the one that got ideas right cuz all the other kids are pretty plain James but then ta's the one who's like I'm going to maximize my fun I don't know how but I'm going to ████ do it and so all the kids are just like following him around all over the place cuz he's Mr fun guy right and he's a habitual Lin stepper like I told him multiple times not to throw a brick into water right I don't know why he wanted to throw the first of all I don't know how he picked up a cinder block he's ████ strong as

7:36 ████ he's picking up his Cinder Dead with this which by the way that's he loves doing that by De David I'm like all right dude you know what he does when friends come over he's like Papa can I I'm like go ahead dude son is a Tool's son can I can I cuz he's always explained like how like ta's mind works but I never got to see it at the full extent now that he's older so what he does he goes okay there's a rule I'm not going to break so he takes it as literal as possible so he has a little wiggle room to ████ around a little bit and so I told him not to throw the brick but I didn't say where not to throw it so he'll try to throw it in the pool I was like what did I just say and he goes you told me not to throw it it's in the pool oh you want to play with me now dog you want to you want to ████ play and so I'm like all right dog all right cut and so I'm like oh this feel's ████

8:26 stressing me out not even my kid don't and I see this full and I'm watching him like from a distance I'm looking at him go I'm see like the little gears in his ████ head turn and so because now I he already got in trouble he tried to get our other friend's kid AA to throw the brick into a different type of water which was a fountain so I'm looking I'm like he's not going to do it he's a good kid he's he's not going to do it and then first of all I don't even know how that other kid is that strong she picked up the she's like a three-year-old yeah ████ Arnold Schwarz Anda dude so this girl this picks it up and I look at him and I'm like what are you doing and he's like I just it was AA and I'm like AA I was like okay so the this is the third thing that he did now this is where I had to use him as a threat right cuz oh okay he gets so instead of that he goes he finds out there's a black widow

9:17 inside this face oh no so he gets no one even knows there was a spider issue everyone's doing normal ████ he somehow found like a glass jar and he was going to take it and he told AA to grab it and throw it in there to kill the spider so he was going to destroy property and I look I was like I was like how many times have I told him not to throw anything I said anything right and then he's like speechless now I was like I'm going to call Papa but he already heard and he already got in trouble so he was on timeout for the rest of the day but you break a glass cuz from the back I see David talking to someone like this that must be taon I just have one rule just don't break anything cuz I have to pay for it but then you could tell like the moment I said pop but he was like a ████ you know so he tried to straighten up but it was already too late that was three warnings so it's he was going to break a glass into a vase yeah that's the third

10:09 that's the third so I just see him trying his best to figure out how to stay within the rules but still break him at the same time cuz in his mind he's like I didn't throw a the brick AA threw the brick yeah so aa's doing but he's like like a little devil on her shoulder hey do this do that and AA loves ta so whatever ta says she follows to the tee oh my God yeah but it was a it was a fun day oh my God it's got aure shot breaking a glass into a vase to kill a black wiow almost sounds like you could sell that I he's smart dude like so he has like this water gun and it you know you put like a you fill it up with water and it's like electric powered so it shoots like almost like a automatic weapon goes yeah that's called the coolest toy in the world for that age for real he has that right and he's shooting with it and then later he uh I was watching the dogs and he goes Papa look look at this and

11:01 he stuck the straw thing of the gun just straight up in the pool so now he has unlimited shots because now the pool is the ████ magazine he's like I was like that's actually pretty smart yeah you guys want to hear me want to hear one of the funniest Bart stories ever so like you know when you have a kid right you tend to think that everything that this kid does is like the smartest thing on Earth but I don't think he realized what he was telling me made it sound like Tao was the dumbest this full he's we're talking I'm not sure if you remember this conversation he goes dude I think TI is a genius which already is all right and then he goes why and he was like dude so this morning he didn't know how to put on his underwear I was like this already sounds dumb as ████ dude he goes but he said to me this is frustrating and I'm like cool so what's the genius part he goes he said frustrating I'm like okay he couldn't

11:54 put on his underwear he was like he didn't know how to put on his underwear he started crying cuz he put both his legs into one hole could figure out why there was extra fabric on the side but his story was he's a genius cuz he said the word frustrating the vocabulary and I was like that's a big word I was like yeah English is his only language you had you were bilingual so it was harder for you goes yeah I can see that that was get frustrating I like he can't put on his underwear no that was standing there with both legs in one hole crying with his dick out and then genus genus ████ smart Ein going to change World yo I was crying laughing he's going to cure cancer he's definitely not going to cure

12:45 anything that's for sure you can cure boredom that's for sure he's going to create some weird ████ that's for sure he could have said anything in that moment he would have been genius what a c fuffle I found myself in he's a genius this kid was like so entertaining when we went all the way to Mount Zion like we talked about this fool had like this little stick that he lit up and he's so entertained by it we just see this full in the dark you can't see nothing but eyes and teeth and a little let it just like just swinging like this for like an hour straight Thanksgiving 10 hours this kid did not stop moving and I didn't realize that somebody could do this he was just moving for 10 hours and like I said 1,000 thoughts per second

13:35 like if he could harness this somehow you could power all of Las Vegas just with yeah he's so ████ funny like this kid like in Thanksgiving was just like going in circles and he would stop he goes de DAV look I'm a Tepe I'm a tree starts braak dancing whoa whoa the D look it's a fort yeah pop on board okay yeah he just keeps okay yeah for 10 hour straight we're waiting for it to crash it doesn't crash it only crashes when he gets in trouble and that's it oh yeah they're new they they just got here dud they just got here they're unlimited sources of energy he's the best man he's like a really good now I think it's time to calm down but that's the hard I would never want hardly be I would never want the responsibility of having to discipline a kid like that cuz you don't want to like

14:27 kill that spark yeah what's the thing you know what I mean like cuz I've seen so many kids like that be so creative and then they don't have the right parent and then it just like dims it and then that kid sense of humor is gone what if it's just payback because that's what you were cuz it's your genetic right is but now it's helpful like you know we put them on all these activities people think it's for him it's actually for me I drop them off at jiujitsu get to breathe for an hour then I take them to swimming you can't talk when you're in the water cuz ground then put on a basketball carts moving constantly that's what summer camp is yeah when he comes home he's still ████ going crazy find the underwater versions of all those things juj I will say though with this kid man like he's so like very sweet right like he's like the sweetest kid that I think out of all my friends kids I've seen

15:17 he's like one of the sweetest he just has a lot of energy so it's like having the right like parenting style to like work with him is probably a lot to deal with but in terms of him he's very honest he doesn't lie and he's always like trying his best I think that's why it really love the kid right so that's like you know attested like their parent every every lap at he's really sweet he's always waving to us he's such a sweet kid that's ████ dope bro it was also dope to see him when you guys were trying to make him finish his udon that you made him and he like really didn't want to eat it he's like I'm not hungry like no you got to eat you got to eat I'm not hungry and then Jill is like if you don't eat that you're not going to get any of those donuts and he's like dance dance o so honestly I like that's

16:09 crazy kid partner with kids all time ████ I'm just hoping my my son will be more like my brother he was a lot more calm and stuff so I'm praying that it's not more like me when I was a kid like my mom was telling me stories about me like recently I didn't even know about my ████ myself fck DAV about you now would shock you that she told you when I when I it's it's basically an extension of who I as an adult just with like kid Antics so my mom told me it's like you know you as an adult when you don't like somebody it's so apparent like you people could read it right so fful those right it's like it's like you can't hide it you were just like that when you were a kid so at the time because my parents were working my dad was going to the States United States to like get money and get it started there was my mom's best friend used to watch me and I didn't like her right I didn't know about this but he said she said you would do this thing where it would make you laugh so hard cuz you're a 2 and

17:00 1/2-year-old and you would ████ in little places all over the house so she could find it so she could clean it up cuz you hate it ████ P David bro you're like David David that's my game and then she would only know because she would hear like a kid laugh somewhere it's cuz I'm ████ cuz it pisses her cuz you're just like she's going to have to clean this ████ up later so I'm just like literally ████ and chopping it off and then going somewhere else ████ and chopping It Off a ████ cat oh my God chopping it off CH I think my kid's genius you know what my kid did dudey have you heard of H grill with the breadcrumbs my kid does it with ████ you got to be a real conscious kid to know how to get V yeah that's how

17:51 ████ spiteful I am dude nothing changed ████ that's pretty smart was ta too like when he was was about a year or a year and a half we had like this baby jungle gym in the in our uh living room that's probably like this high and once he found out when he could hang his arms over and he could pretend like his uh feet would slip like this and it would freak Grandma out every time Grandma came in he'd be like he does even know how to speak yet and I'm like ████ he has my ████ jeans know how to talk he knows how to prank before he can talk his maybe you're like okay I see where this guy's personality is Antics man yeah there's some like trippy ████ too where like when you're like there are bad habits that you know about yourself that are more Amplified now that you have to be very mindful of around your kid like cuz I've always and I was talking to Bart about this where I

18:42 was so mad not at the kid I was mad at my parents because it's like they didn't teach me very good coping skills with anger so like whenever something happens immediately I go to rage like and you know your whole life you're trying to like push this down this is not appropriate but you feel what you feel it's cuz like you saw your parents s all their problems with anger breaking ████ fighting cursing breaking ████ fighting cursing and that's all you saw so now when this kid is like not doing what I need him to do I getting I'm getting angry and I get mad at myself or even being angry like what are you ████ mad about and it's like oh because this is what I saw growing up if you don't get your way you get mad and then I started getting mad at my parents I'm like marry osami I was just ranting to myself while the kid was asleep I was like these people ████ me up and so I get upset they ████ me up like what kind of ████ I'm mad at a ████ baby you know ████ stupid ████ is this so I told this F was to call my parents and been curse him out I

19:32 did my mom I was like hey man what's wrong with you she's like what he like dude I I get angry all the ████ time and it's like you you still do that till this day and now I feel like I'm doing it to my kid I was like why'd you do that and she goes do you know what it's like to come to this country with no I got it my bad Tri sorry nothing that sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry going through a lot I love you up I HED up my house is on fire you can't yell at me I'm just a YouTuber with a million subscrib who look at me I'm at a home making a face before money oh you scream before money big deal yeah dude yeah that kind of back fed on me real fast oh ████ he scream for money oh look at me I'm angry all

20:23 the time that that is the thing that'll just shut it down real fast hella fast but the cool thing is I got so many cool stories about my dad I never even knew about like um I knew that I learned that my dad is uh very anxiety written and I didn't know that until later on this year when I saw him at my wedding and he had to give a speech out and this this fool was crumbling dude this ████ is so funny so like this is the wedding day and we're all stressed out and he comes up to me and for a month long I told him like Hey you're going to make a quick speech 3 he goes dude when I do speeches it's going to be great 3 minutes TOS got it this will get like a 15-minute diet tribe in about how fat I am I was I remember and I get and my mom is standing next to me and she just clutches my shoulder like don't don't worry about it like just I'll talk to him and then I'm just sitting there like what the ████ but before that so that's where you got it from yeah so he

21:14 comes up and this is 30 minutes before he's supposed to give a speech he goes yeah I'm not going to do it I'm like he gets cold feet I was like why I was like no you you have to do this because it's in the program and I'd like for you to do this he goes okay he goes back 5 minutes like comes back he goes your mom's sick I think we have to [Laughter] leaveing and then Mariel sees like this vein come out the side of my neck and I'm like Mom's sick you have to leave he goes yeah she's not feeling really good I was like don't talk to me go sit down he that's a comedy show he goes okay he goes back and i i s up to my mom and I'm like are you sick you have to go he goes no I'm fine I was like well AA says you're sick and you have to go she goes what and she goes back and I just see my mom like his space in the distance and my

22:07 dad you just see him just getting beaten down and he walks over he goes your mom's feeling pretty good she feels good I don't know what happened but she feel great things are looking up things are looking up what the ████ dude your mom's stronger than ever right now so he's like he has such ████ anxiety that's so funny how he becomes a pastor and every single time he must be trembling going on yeah so what I'm finding out too with a lot of like pastors too and like you know I I've been in this last year this is a whole other thing but I've been like refining myself in like religion right in the last two years it's been a lot of studying and it's so much ████ right cuz I've never done this before I just went to church cuz my parents told me to and there's all this stuff thousands of that you're trying to uncover and you're figuring out yourself and so like I found out and this is like something

22:57 that was an epiphany a lot of these pastors that I are ████ losers so they 100% they're ████ losers and so what they found was strength in putting on this cloak of power and position they're not going to question the person who went to Seminary school because what you say is the word of God so they don't have to be themselves they know Pastor Rick Pastor Steve right but they don't know Steve they don't know Rick Rick and Steve are losers because everybody else in their peer outside of the church Circle knows that they're losers but here is where they find Solitude they find Sol in the fact that nobody questions what they say and they get to be the cool guy so what I'm not saying that's my dad but my dad was able to do stuff at church build churches build communities and stuff because he got to be somebody else right so he took this anxiety ridden person and he threw it to the back and he goes I have a job to do

23:48 and so he would do his job really ████ well instead of liquid courage it's Jesus courage Jesus courage and my mom told me this very funny story about my father so years ago my mom's a gangster she gets ████ done they when they first came to the states they you know they had to do odd jobs and ████ so they had to work at a hotel/ motel my mom just walked up and she was like can't even speak English but they had like foreigners under the table clean hotel rooms and motels so my mom got herself a job and got my dad a job cuz they needed money my dad is so has so such bad anxiety he was set to do janitorial work to clean the bathrooms When anybody would come into the hotel he would run into the bathroom and hide in Stall away from them just to not interact not to interact and then he would wait for them to leave and then he would clean the bathroom cuz he was so anxious he couldn't talk to people cuz he was so SI speak English so I was like oh ████ that's who you are I need to be a pastor

24:40 yeah I never clean a bathroom ever again so what I found out that's the direct that's what he did while he's hiding in a stall Jesus is calling me to Mission so he he had to like fight his own personal demons to be who he is now but he started off like this and I started to realize he used to ████ me up as a kid cuz I had high anxiety and I still do now cuz he saw a lot of stuff that he hated in himself in me as a kid trying to beat it out of you trying to shut it down he wanted me not to be like him but he just didn't do it in a way that was very conducive you know right like let me beat the shyness out of you it's like that doesn't work when I like he you know woke me up in the middle of night cuz I couldn't ride a bike cuz I was so scared like at 12:00 a.m. in the morning woke me up it was raining like a torren downpour and he made me ride learn how to ride a bike in the rain at midnight night and like I was just crying watching the rain mixed

25:31 in with my tears ████ and I learned how to ride a bike but he did it in the worst way possible you know so my dad always tried to do those things where it was like oh I can't have you be like me all these bad qualities about myself you can't I'm not going to raise a ████ like me I try to ride a bike I still have a tricycle you know but he know he did his best so I I appreciate for that but they definitely would they're built different back in the day you know and I also respect them too cuz I don't think i' able to move to a country and do what they did no I don't I can't do it it's not I would be hiding in the bathroom and I would have never left I would have been like that ████ ghosted Harry Potter like Myrtle or some ████ St there for ████ ever dude no way dude yeah so shout out to Immigrant parents man I appreciate out we need them shout out to Loser pastors we know who you are and beat your kids yeah

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