0:00 [Music] all right so there's a man in thailand he's a navy sergeant he has been jailed after video footage that allegedly showed him training forcing training marines to drink semen god what is up with drinks why do people do this so why force because i don't think they want to do it themselves just find the ones that do how do they get that they're out there out there dude how did they get the calm joe asks me did they jack their own selves off this is what this is this is why i hate that's what a prisoner of wars are for right that's why you always have to do you're just jacking off every poww for their ████ they're like oh this is a nightmare it has all the the the the up and comers it depends if you give us secret information it depends if you want
0:50 conflict-free ████ yeah that's important no hormone organically raised gmo non-gmo okay i'll take that yeah they enjoy it the first time but that if they keep checking it off after they come that's how you torture people right have you tried doing that that's the torture method keep jacking off yeah keeps getting stroking it after you come you're like okay i'll say anything don't do anything like just stop you know because things like ████ yeah that's when pleasure becomes pain yeah so that's how you get information you give them pleasure first and then you keep going all right how many people have tasted their own ████ on purpose are you are you telling us to raise our hands or is that you participating no you've got to raise your hands you got to raise yourself in directly indirectly no no it's all dirty no but have you tasted your own ████ before just put your hand up inside of a ████ whoa
1:41 there it is damn it you guys aren't going to put your hands i was going to put my phone solid there i said solidarity okay why why'd you teach your own come forward did you do it like this it was like oh is that how you think is that how you got your brown belt so i got a couple belts white through brown my man blue purple yellow orange brown uh sensei said the taste you're calm you get another belt you went to a ████ dojo dude no i never tasted my own ████ did you taste your own ████ i mean in this in the similar fashion like joe is in the heat of the moment did a girl suck you off and then pretend that she swallowed it and spit it in your mouth oh she did the no that was you see the jurassic park you know how like every chef she needs to taste their own cooking yeah you know so before you you know give it to somebody do it ah pineapple yeah are you saying you've
2:31 done this sir uh maybe is good for the people experiencing it right absolutely i'm going to be the uncle roger of porn critiques oh oh yeah what the hell that's not a good ████ shot man but it's always going to be critiquing cream pies one of my favorite genres so this navy instructor was having them drink cement that was mixed oddly with fish sauce oh mommy you gotta do mommy in there right yes hey that's not bad do you think those work together oh it's like an oyster shot now it is like a oyster anything works with fish sauce [Laughter] they're navy and they're drinking sea man hey no i didn't get it so this was
3:21 just for a puns world post yeah that's it video's over video's over turn it off that's a reel right there navy may drink sea man with fish sauce i know is this a vietnamese navy car yeah oh it's a thai navy they're like fish sauce so this was a hazing ritual or was it yeah oh yep they're so tough it builds characters see they need to tell us where the source comes from i still need to know did they come in their own ████ oyster shooters yeah if it's like they have to drink their own cup as like a hazing thing that's also a little bit like damn that's amazing but if it's like some somebody else has come it's like that's what we gotta fight yeah because someone else's come as sexual harassment right but if it's your own income it's just hazing maybe self-harassment yes yeah you know i'm just guessing that it was not their own comp like why imagine being in the
4:12 courthouse when you're trying to it's like who's comes to drink this is like my own that's like funnier right it's in thailand right they probably thought they were all women okay that's it why do you think what do you think it's not their own thumb why do i think that yeah it's just a real guess you know because that means someone can come that much four to four cups full that's a lot give it some time i'm just thinking that you know the whoever is watching this go down they don't necessarily know that they're drinking calm but they had to find out whereas everybody would know they're drinking calm if they're all jerking themselves off into a cup and then ████ adding fish it's hazer ████ you think hazers were jacking off and be like you want some muay thai calm ████ and then they ████ came into a ████ cup and they're like ha take it and they're like i don't want to sir muay thai comes you think they got the idea from van wilder they're like i came to protect thailand
5:03 yeah because that's on some frat ████ right there making dudes drink your ████ but that was that was a dog remember them van walder i don't remember that where they made a dog come yeah and van wilder they uh they jack off the dude's dog and put it in hot dogs and give it to the frat and then everybody's ████ eating these hot dogs like come all over them or whatever like cream puffs and they're like yeah i gotta re-watch this movie what if we're being culturally insensitive about it because you know in like certain south east asian countries like vietnam right guys hold hands and it's best friends so that's like one level up from that so yeah maybe a drinking ████ is kind of like like bffs or whatever holy hands drinking coffee it's like back in the day when you would like ████ cut your hand and shake it with a blood brother that's what it means what's really funny is if this was a fear factor episode all those people will be freaked out about the fish sauce part
5:53 it smells smelly like oh no that's asian i don't want to drink that it's disgusting i like it i'll take it apart i like that yeah it's like it's like i had a i went with this woman once and then uh she we went to get dim sum right and then she got freaked out by chicken feet and i said you just ate my ass last night you freaked out my chicken feet what what's your logic here delicious too white women man they'll eat ass when they won't touch to eat human ass but they won't touch chicken feet i didn't know until him i didn't know how much white women loved eating that that's wonderful i'm just adding to cart all the tickets from your next tour we gotta see this dude holy ████ i don't do that bit anymore my son gets too dirty something oh man i'm gonna be in the crowd going do the chicken feet ass eating jokes poor ass eating
6:43 boy where are those fans ass eating is kind of hack now in the stand-up world everybody has it right it's a little bit happy i liked it when it was like real see this is what i'm saying it's so normalized it's good enough for jk news it's like funnier socially than it is like stage yeah everybody has an ass eating yourself are you into that though actually yeah really i told you steve it's the next blow job you guys are so ████ outdated you boomers how did you know that you know you got two people in you know one focus on the ass one on the dick a third serving the chicken feet yeah that's when it gets really heaven for me [Laughter] call me sam woo take that chicken foot put in my ass chicken feet and hookers that's the dim sum and oh
7:34 that's pretty good dim sum is good for any situation that's true if you if you eat my ass i remember the entire phone i will marry you ladies take no key to my heart your heart dtf and then dtf wow you know how they got the naked lady with the sushi the chinese version is nikki lady with a dim sum yeah get the ████ different kind of steamboat it's too hot because you have to open up the things and like look oh okay that's chicken feet oh yeah if you make like asian hooters that's that dude that's a business model right there right it sounds like a lost asian like a bird a lot of burns uh so unfortunately there's probably there's definitely a history of hazing rituals especially in apparently in
8:24 thailand's armed services there was a 2017 case that saw a 19 year old army recruit die of sudden heart failure his body showed signs of severe physical abuse and his family found many of his organs were missing when they collected his body oh missing organs what kind of hazing is that were they selling as organs but it's a it's a joke though it's a prank yeah it's just a bit you're broke right loosen up guys okay pc culture gone mad yeah dude don't cancel us now okay that's the joke there was also a uh an investigation into a widespread pattern of harassment beatings and sexual abuse against thai military conscripts it's like the people at the bottom right um across 26 interviews with former and serving conscripted soldiers and commanders including officers investigators found that reports of sexual abuse and ritual humiliation were
9:16 rampant can't you just replace thailand with every other country's military and same ████ same ████ yeah i don't know if i've ever seen anybody with missing organs that's the next level though that is one that's taking the joke to the next level took your spleen bro yeah that's an advanced humor that's what i'm saying that sounds like something mr beast would do [Laughter] 10 youtubers 10 kids last one who lose cuts out their kidney wins 10 million what's the game i just like the idea of that being a prank like if you woke up one day and we're all just like snickering and we're just like hey nick how many kitties do you got we're all holding it here like hey look at this oh no oh my god you guys have my ████ open oh you got this all good oh ████ yeah
10:06 [Laughter] oh my god i didn't even see it coming hey the boys got my kidney again several organs or dude you're hooked up to something and you have to hold on you have to hold on to a car and your ████ kidney is hooked up to the tail of the car and it's like you can't let go oh that's some ████ that is the darkest version of this yeah that's a mr beats video that's a mr yeah we made it sound so ████ up we're trying to enjoy our time here man i thought i was just playing along with all the guys all the fellows pushing the envelope right he just bummed all of us out
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