0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. We have sensitivity expert Anthony Lee with us today. So sensitive. >> Tell us about your feelings so we can laugh. >> Y sensitive guy here. Duality of man >> without hurting anybody's feelings. >> I'm already hurt. >> What ethnicity of women do you think ages the best? >> Ages the best? >> Yeah. right now. And it's because I think they use a lot of like technique surgery. >> Don't Don't do it. Don't do it. >> Oh, no. I know what you're going to say. >> He was about to say >> Latinas. >> Oh, you were? >> Because when they're 12, they look 25. >> I was not about to say that, but now we know where your mind was. >> That's crazy. >> They age.
0:50 >> Why would you say that? >> Yeah, I was clearly going to say >> No, but then I think he's right. >> Anthony, you're a dirty boy. I think I think he's right. >> I think we know what you're thinking about, you horny boy. Why you covering your dick right now? Push that boner down. >> I I think Korean women >> Oh, yeah. >> because of the tech, you said. Because of all the advanced tech, >> Korean skin care and like the way that they hyperfocus on like aging, wrinkles, surgery. Um, and and it's not like the American version of like putting a band-aid on something like Botox and let's just hope that that that holds for a while. They they do like for real things that like help your >> I mean they shave jaws. They do they do like reconstructive surgery. They do like skin care. Like they're born into it. Like like little girls are being taught by their mothers on how to like take care of themselves all the time for anti-aging.
1:40 >> I've seen dudes with girl skin. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Legit. Legit. >> That feels out of bounds to me. >> Why is that out of bounds? >> Because I think the true one is like without anything. Oh, okay. >> Oh, >> black don't crack. >> Do you think >> Oh, >> black women are the They age the best. >> I might have to agree. >> That was a heavy stuff. >> If we're talking about Okay, cuz what I really believe is that have you ever heard of the uh you're not ugly, you're just poor. >> Yeah. So like if you got money, females, right? They can stay looking young, facelifts, like ████ all the surgery, the best ████ fitness, food, nutrition, all that. >> Halle B. >> Halle B. But you got to look at >> the Walmart level of every race.
2:30 >> Isn't she like 60? >> The Walmart level. Okay. If you look at the Walmart level of every race, that's when you truly know >> if they're eating the s████████ food >> and they're eating like the they are lifestyle sucks and they still look young. That's where you know. So you think black women have the greatest chance of retaining like collagen at the Walmart level? Well, >> I guess >> and >> at the Walmart level >> and if you think like Anthony, age of consent in Africa, you're googling that all day, >> right? And then you're like, >> think about putting those words together. >> You're like, I'll get myself I'll get myself an African bride >> in Africa. >> And then when you're 80 years old, she looks like she's 23. >> Jesus. >> Pretty smart. Pretty smart. >> Not 74, right? >> Pretty smart. I'm just saying.
3:20 >> They're saying there's a continental age of consent. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Of course. By region. He knows which. He knows the ones. Oh, he knows the one he likes. >> He knows one. >> I do think black chicks though. I remember why that was uh >> you know in Baby Boy. Tyrese's mom. >> Baby Boy. Yeah. Yeah. >> The mom. Yeah. >> What kind of hot ass mom is this? What the >> Vivica A Fox is still hot. >> We're not talking about Walmart level generics anymore. >> She's playing Walmart level. >> Sometimes you need examples, right? >> She's playing She's playing a mom in the hood. >> Jod's mom. Her >> Jod's mom. >> Totally. Yeah, if you get all Asian >> her like her body >> Asian, white, black and everybody at the base Walmart level >> that's how you compare. >> How you supposed to be a mom with a 20-year-old son and you look like her
4:11 sister? >> Y >> maybe cuz a teen pregnancy >> just the real answer. She actually is young. She's not like, you know what I mean? It's like maybe they're accurate to the hood. It's like >> how are you going to have a mom look like a sister? Maybe team. >> Okay, thanks Ben Shapiro. >> Thanks Ben. I'm glad Ben's here. >> Okay, when you look at the black community, there are high statistical there's a high statistical chance that it is a teen pregnancy which is in the movie. It's an accurate portrayal of the black community. >> But Halle Berry too. >> That's what I'm saying. So I don't think we have to do Walmart level all the time. >> Oh. Okay. Because if you do it at the highest level, if you do it at the highest level, they're all looking good. >> Facts. But who's the hottest? Who's the
5:01 hottest? >> Walmart all looks like ████ >> No, that's what I disagree. >> I've never gone into a Walmart. I thought somebody was fine. >> Yeah. I never ever >> No. The Isn't Isn't the Target? >> No. Isn't it young for their age? I thought that was their >> Yes. Yes. Yes. >> Who was young for their age at Walmart? >> I just said black. >> Who is young for their age at Walmart? So, they're like 60, but they look 57. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> What we need to do is go to Michael. >> You just said black. >> We need to go to Michaels. Michaels has all old ladies. And then who's the hottest there? >> I like that cuz that's like more like middle class ████ >> Yeah, they're scrapbooking. >> They got time to Yeah, >> they're buying crafts. They're buying picture frames and ████ like that. >> I have a Halle Berry competitor, Jennifer Lopez. >> 100%. >> She's probably 62 or 60 as well. >> Oh, yeah. Wow. Oh, >> it's not the same in here, is it? But
5:51 >> that's Yeah. Walmart level. Get those. >> What about you don't think Chinese women are aging? >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> You look so sad. >> What about um what's her face from um Everything Everywhere. Everything Everywhere. >> I think she's unique because most of them are like that. >> Great. Famous people are high. Great. I'm talking about Walmart level. Like you see >> Michael's level. >> We don't need to get these breakthroughs. Well, I don't know what's the number one, but if you're talking about Walmart, I think Asians are the worst. >> Really? Yeah. >> How come >> they Cuz like I think Asians are so practical. Like, you know, certain races. >> Yeah. >> They're ████ fat and they still got it going on. You know what I mean? >> Which race? >> They know how to like >> got it going on. >> How to still like I'mma sell sex my way.
6:43 Oh, like >> like a hot like fresh hot tortas. >> Yes, >> fresh hot tortas. >> But they don't give up. But Asians, they don't give up. They're so ████ practical. They just give up. They're just like, "F███ it. I'm a mom now. Mustache comes out. I'm not going to pluck my eyebrows. I don't give up. F███." >> Yeah, but ABGs, dude. >> No, dude. They tattoo their eyebrows cuz their eyebrows are >> ABG when watch when they turn like 37. >> No way. >> Honos. >> Really? >> No, no, no, no. The thresh I don't agree with at all. I think the threshold >> I'm talking about Walmart though. >> We can't talk about cuz if we're not going to talk about the best, we also can't talk about the worst. >> Thank you. What are we talking about here? >> About the middle. Okay. So, I think in general >> All right. Target. Target. >> Yeah. Asian women in general look pretty decent. >> You think your mom's hot? >> I think his mom's hot. >> Cuz Tyrese Cuz Tyrese's mom is hotter
7:35 than your mom. I bet you Tyrese's mom. >> That's because of teen pregnancy. Now stop. >> Now I think Asian women they look it's not going to work >> for the longest period of time and then once they get to that old they go they tank harder than anybody. >> That's face swap. That >> they don't give a ████ cuz Asian chicks don't give a ████ after a certain age. >> What am I looking at right now? >> Yeah. But dude, they're really hot for a long time and then it's like Enron stock. It's just like >> Yes. Exactly. >> Got out of there. >> Whereas like for example, white ladies are like it's a bell curve but the other way. It just it's a hump and then there's a downhill. Right. Hottest teens is what you're saying. >> White might be the worst. >> All AI. >> I think white might actually be the worst. >> White has it the Yeah, I think they have it the worst. >> How come everybody wants to be with the white ████ then? >> Well, cuz they're not seen that far. >> Oh, not when they're old. >> Cuz when they're 18, they already look like full-blown 25year-old. And then
8:26 when they're 25, they're like 47. >> I think. But then I think that's like a a lot of white women know that and they're the first to say it usually in my >> That's why they got to get plucked when they're young. >> Oh. So, so can we if we do it in the order see [Laughter] >> what store are we at? >> You guys tell them. You guys keep changing it. >> Jos, >> if you go in this order, >> worst white, >> second worst Asian. >> Uhhuh. >> Now we could deduce. >> Brutal, too. >> Sucks. >> I don't think so. >> Asian can't be second worst. >> No, >> I don't think Asian >> I think black and Asian like crack the >> le S tier. Yeah, they're >> Asian don't raise it. Blind don't park. How about this? >> You You take a average 55year-old Asian. Your mom is hot. >> And an average 55year-old black lady
9:17 >> who has it going on. The This ████ don't give a ████ She got a visor on. She got ████ creams on. >> You're talking about Chinese ladies. >> See, you're only thinking about it. >> I'm talking about >> cuz Korean ladies don't do that. No. No. Okay. We go to We go to a ████ pool right now in Vegas. Uh, let's go right now. >> 55year-old Asian lady. Is she in a bikini? Fair. That's fair. >> Got it going on. The black lady is in a bikini. >> That's fair. >> That's what I'm saying. >> Got it going on. Part Asian lady is hiding is hiding in golf clothes. >> Bart, why is it black lady, Asian lady down here? Like you're you're describing something. It's like black lady here. Maybe Asian lady like right underneath, not all the way ████ down here. Just cuz your mom. >> White right here. >> Cuz of your mom. >> Asian right here.
10:07 >> Okay. What's in between? >> I don't know. That's what we're figuring out together. >> He's not judging in terms of like skin quality hair. It's got it going on. >> Got it going. >> I'm telling you. Look, I'm with you on S tier black chicks. Okay. We all know that Hely Berry is so fine. >> Yeah. Yes. >> Yeah. But >> and Viva Fox, there's tons of examples. Okay. >> Got it going. >> Pam Greer. Pam underneath that, bro. >> Give Pam Greeter flowers underneath that for sure. You're not going to find a 60-year-old Asian lady in a bikini ████ jiggling around. >> I bet I could actually. I bet I could. >> Do you think you could find that? >> Yeah, I do. >> Got it going on that hard. >> They don't do >> They don't do that. They don't They do classy. They do like luxury band. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I could find them. I My buddy is on the dark web. >> And they were not They don't got it going on. It's a different got it going on. But but then a 40-year-old Asian
10:57 woman >> could still pass for like a 20s white, black, or Mexican. >> Okay. >> So they they might not have like the bam booty in the breast and the got it going on, but they can look young and elegant for a long time. >> The way you just said that, I'm out on that. >> I'm out. >> Latina's at 50. >> I think they got it going on still. >> Really? >> Well, he's talking about the the Jennifer Lopez level. about Walmart. >> No, no, no. You're talking >> You're talking about let's go to Mexico City right now and see a bunch of examples. >> They didn't give up. They didn't give up like the Asian ladies did. >> 60-y old Asian 60-year-old Latino lady going to church on a Sunday. Still looks good. >> It's because you've only been in your house with your mom in 50s. That's it. >> I go to 99 Ranch quite a bit and I've used my eyes. >> I don't think you're scoping. I don't think you're scoping though while you're
11:47 there. I think you're looking for ingredients and ████ >> No, I'm scoping. Yeah, he goes to 99 Ranch Mart and he's scoping. >> I got my mirror sunglasses on, brother. I'm >> scoping. I'm doing a lot of this ████ >> No, we're going to the wrong places. I'm scoping. Left >> the casinos. >> Scoping, dude. You're not scoping. >> Then you'll tell. I think the casinos is where you half Bart's in the middle of the aisle and he's holding up a thing looking at the ingredients for too long. >> I think the only one the only Asian The only Asian >> that defies it and still got it going on is probably Vietnamese. Really? Vietnamese chick that's 60 is still probably down to get implants and still look fine. >> That's why they're dangerous. >> Way to leave your house. >> That's true. That's true. >> Anybody who's got it going on at 60 is dangerous. >> The other ones, they gave up. >> How to say bounce on it in Vietnamese?
12:39 >> Bounce on it. >> She's got it going on, huh? >> She's what, 60 years old? Got it going on.
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