0:00 [Music] a uh a guy goes to a travis scott concert oh no another astroworld no not quite we can move on from that a little bit in our minds right this sounds like the new a guy walks into a bar premise well it's even better than that so this guy he uh he decides to throw a bottle at a group of asian men jesus then he flips them off and then he starts hurling racial slurs bro i saw this it's so satisfying ████ way yeah they ████ him up oh i heard about this he picked the wrong crowd what the ████ did you think was gonna happen what did he say yeah yeah he's just like saying ████ you
0:51 and then he threw like a red ball and then he was um taunting them calling that's like what you get though you know those guys were chilling too they didn't do anything for a long time you see the whole video yeah they were just kept chucking and like it was like at least five minutes later then he got bum rushed yeah more people gotta get punched in the face you know what though like this was pretty normal you know what this is also not that bad i was expecting all the guys to ████ jump this way no they like started stopping again they're also probably like on ecstasy so they like love each other like it's love bro he was just he gave up it was just like he wasn't fighting so like peace love unity respect bro
1:41 what the ████ did he think was gonna happen though you know maybe he kind of has a thing for that yeah that's weird that's like the weird thing like you know man guys that are like that they're usually too damn drunk to even control themselves and they they're the kind of guys that wake up with a broken jaw they don't even know what they did yeah well i hope you know i hope he got beat up and he learned his lesson that's why i hope i just want to know what's going through his head he's like if i could just throw my ball at these guys that's what i don't get like why why like how do these thoughts come in people's heads like oh let me just like like what was throwing ████ like what was that trying to achieve my boss just get a good clean shot on this guy you guys never been so drunk that something else takes he was also being egged on i think a lot of people when they're being egged on they just do dumb ass ████ yeah yeah that's true yeah i mean like i remember being drunk a couple times and like doing things that
2:31 i don't even remember people were like this is what you did you ████ the ████ out of a pillow you did this and that that's kind of a brand new like but when you like black out when you black out though do you automatically think of doing things that would like piss other human beings off i don't know because like i might i might black out i might say something that might offend somebody indirectly yeah but i wouldn't like like start doing something that's going to cause problem approval for peer approval i've seen people do dumb ████ like that like maybe this guy's like got a piece of douche in them you know sure so i like kind of sleepwalk kind of right we're like i'll fall asleep and then she's like trying to help me get up off the couch so that i don't like hurt my back or neck or some ████ i can go to bed with her right but i'll be like i'm not even tired ████ you and all this ████ you're all mean to her yeah she
3:21 says i'm mean as ████ and then i'll i'll just be like tired ████ off yeah and i'll tell her to ████ off and then i start laughing at like whatever she's saying and then i think that she's basically the stupidest ████ i've ever encountered and i'm just like yeah whatever ████ off like little ████ noob i bet you've never heard of luna before you ████ loser ████ trash ass noobs stay wrecked you ████ noobs some safe moon good luck finding a husband so no but she says i do this like you know when she's trying to wake me up and then so now she's just like man let this ████ sleep down here because like wake steve i'm very nice to her but it's dream steve i'm just like ████ off you ████ ████ get the ████ out of here damn i get it though i'll go down like that needles do the same thing i'll like say something maybe ████ should be
4:11 like what did you drink today oh then i'll be like oh really it's a drink thing yeah and now i'll be like i guess i was just drinking tequila she's like all right well you're awake though yeah i'm awake oh see i'm talking about i'm like past the ████ out asleep i fall asleep on the couch yeah it makes you way worse yeah yeah bro i'm not even the same guy will you guys when you guys say you guys get like blackout drunk or like close to that what are your tendencies from like your friends that what they tell you about like how drunk you get i can't even the last time i got blackout drunk was 2006 and i went to uh a ucb party i've talked about before was the absence of absence night after that ████ that i'll never get blackout drunk again do you act different with different types of liquor absolutely for sure i don't really drink it's i think think about like uh you ever smoke weed yeah think about like
5:02 the idea think about the idea of weed the idea of smoking weed sometimes people smoke like an indica for like a body hard to chill out or to like eat or insomnia and then other people might smoke like a sativa for like a head high to focus to not have like 80d or whatever right alcohol can work with similar properties maybe it's not so like direct and like you know i want this experience but like for example if i drink crown where i want to get drunk off it i got pissed i don't know why really you get pissed fist like this all the time just like constantly thinking like don't bring that here i'm aggressive or like if i drink like tequila right it's not as much of a depressant as like whiskey so tequila usually like you ████ daytime drink level up do whatever you got to do feel like a god what about absence is just ████ tastes like black licorice and then you black out wow i've been blacked out once from captain morgan and i get i ate half a half of loaf of
5:53 bread and then woke up like four hours later and when i was trying to throw up there was no liquid it was just bread oh my god but i didn't do anything stupid i like had a cut on my finger and then that and ever since then i don't drink kind of a legend though yeah yeah keep right away from this guy yeah wait what was that what was that ████ up no are you good i'm sorry i'm sorry he does that to everybody though it's his thing oh that's your thing why is it so rewarding to watch instant karma ████ yeah it is especially drunk people when drunk people are just like acting like a ████ fool and then they get ████ up when you're driving guy cuts you off then he blasts forward he goes like 100 miles an hour then a cop pulls him over it's like i could come yeah i almost do yeah yeah i almost do it it rarely happens though i've only had that happen like one time my entire life i've seen that once when i was driving
6:44 back here from arizona there was this guy zooming through and like throwing up gang signs out the window and then we got up for a little further and he was pulled over by the cops out of his car still throwing ganks dude he's like hey officer what did i do i'm literally just representing this one i'm just representing you i'm representing there's a really popular uh video uh online that old guy who's like flipping somebody off got a dude crushing the street yeah crosstalk so ████ sad it's so pissed that's sweet but he walks straight into the ████ pole good never walked into a pool before absolutely yeah i don't remember the last time i did but i've done it mine was in uh third grade i was wow what a ████ loser dude i remember because i got sent home early from school i remember i was running and they had like this big ramada and there was the girl that i liked was like playing with their friends the worst
7:34 when the girl that you like is watching this ████ it was like i just remember running and then all of a sudden like the like the outdoor lady was like in front of me she's like are you okay and i was like i think so i don't even know what happened and then i had the biggest lump out of my head and i ran straight into a corner of a pole and they sent me home i had to put ice on it i had a concussion it was it was a whole thing that's a damn i saw a kid ████ hit a parked car with a bicycle fell down everyone's like oh no and we all ran up are you okay and he gone on his bike he goes just leave me alone [Laughter] to the sunset where's the bullying why bullying him we were just like are you okay dude don't bully him that is fine too yes that's him that's him dude he got a mag of hat and there you get the magazine and he hasn't said he gets more meds
8:24 cute marines he's mad at you i didn't do anything you ████ you have a dumb yelling in the first place because the dude didn't stop perfectly on the line it looked like he was though it did yeah sometimes you it's la right you stop a little bit over the line and then people walking around like oh really so you just added like three steps to my step counter you ████ ████ like whatever dude that dude's probably got his his wife's dog you know what i mean it's always like a cute little pomeranian or something that they're walking this guy has had to have seen this video yeah dude the best part though i hope he has he's like that's not me the best part is the fake out like he's gonna punch your car but he's like six feet away from him if you were outside oh my god georgia the jungle oh oh i beat your ████ out of your car you're so lucky right now oh my god
9:15 you're so lucky he's like you're like i can't see straight right now ████ like the dog's all laughing i've showed you guys gross ride the web right ghost ride the whip okay this is my favorite one of my favorite videos of all time the instant karma one yeah this is instant caramel one it's like these guys were like dude we are ████ killing it at life right so we're doing this cool stunt oh this is class classic yeah they're they're going way too fast oh oh ████ maybe i should go spread the whip huh oh ████ this dude is ghost riding the whip at like 50 miles an hour but imagine you're this cat right and you're like dude i literally i'm ghost riding through up so ████ hard right now life is incredible and you're like holy ████ maybe i shouldn't be ghost riding the whip
10:06 he was so hyped he was so high holy ████ dude yeah normally they're going like five miles an hour no this guy's gone that is a pretty funny reaction when people are really hyped to do some wild ████ and then as soon as they start to do it they get cold feet and they're like oh ████ this is ████ the lack of commitment there's one video that's going around recently whereas it's it's a guy in a boat and there's a giant like grouper fish oh i know she's talking about it but it's big as ████ and he's like oh this is for the gram oh this is the gram yeah yeah yeah and he gets he tries to get in the water and he's supposed to hang on to the fish and as he hangs on to the fish the fish starts going crazy and it's big as ████ and he's like flipping out and it flips under him and it's a wilder ████ but you see the reaction of him being like yeah yeah let's do it and then he gets in he's like kind of scared and he's like oh i don't want to do it i don't want to do it he has second yeah second one oh my god cause the fish is literally it's like it's his biggest alley that ████ it's like everybody who did the ████
10:57 crate challenge oh yeah man every single guy did a great job but watching them fall was one of the funniest things ever it felt so like it takes so long i think there's still people for with like adverse injuries from that did somebody die somebody died the lady died for me what a ████ whack way to go man that's how you die from doing a ████ crate challenge every year at least she did something challenging that's true she challenged herself do you think anybody died from the ice bucket challenge i don't remember that probably when they when they did the buckets and it fell and hit it i think i heard one story like that really yeah they're neck and chest somebody died from the ice bucket challenge people died from the cinnamon challenge the cinnamon would go in their ████ lungs and ████ there was one death from the ice bucket challenge
11:48 that's always when the challenges stop it's like somebody dies okay i think we should move on to the next death defying challenge i've never seen the instant karma video it's like the two ladies on the news and they're like squishing grapes yes oh yeah she's like stop and then she tries to squish a little bit more and then trips and she's like oh oh oh my god the very first the best one they're on tv yo the fact that all of us know that yeah it's so good except for no i've seen this one yeah yeah yeah i've seen this one this is a classic it is a classic this is like ebon's world cup download that whole video is that still around e-bombs it is as a social media platform yeah wins an overnight stay but it's not the only thing you can do the measuring cups
12:38 are down below right measuring cups are down below all right and if you if you win you get to stay a having chat tours and tasting vineyard chores come on what is going to happen it's a lot of fun as soon as they say promo yeah and the music's still playing this part oh dear i think
13:30 dude the if not for the setup the punchline would be so much worse yeah the setup of them just doing the casual news ████ is the best part they have to go back and then they come back to oh that looks like it hurts i know he's like i think she's actually hers like yeah she literally just ate her pubic bone that cracked there she felt face first like physical assessment i wish they'd come back to them going they're not sure they're like oh i think she's actually let's cut back oh yeah yeah
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