0:00 [Music] All right, welcome back to another episode of the careful boys where Joe asked earlier or not asked but uh he he told us we got to save this for a whole other video. Yeah, cuz they always ask us and then people didn't see the answer so they ask us again. What's the question? Do you guys want kids? Well, I guess the answer could change. That's true. Like if you ask Steve in 2004, you legit. I think that's more important. If you asked me 5 years ago, if you asked me 5 years ago, I was We were open to it. Sure. I met David's baby. How was that? Um, you don't think you would change your answer again? No, I don't know. I mean, I I could. We're just kind of running out of We're running out of clock on this thing. My wife's 38. I
0:51 haven't met David's baby. Looks nothing like that, fool. So she she can still have she can still have kids. Could it change in a few months? You're both like, for example, like just before I left, we made sure not to ████ because she's ovulating right now. So we're like, well, you have to Oh, you're avoiding 100%. You knew she's off. Just don't leave it in, Steve. Come on, man. Not to brag. She's ovulating right now. You're absent right now. Well, that was fertile. No, we I made sure we made sure. Now we're like deuces out on that. Virginia, you're the Virginia's cool guy now. You guys are like awesome. 100% sure right now absolutely like we're both like so it's weird how we both are but we genuinely when we got married we were down and then like co hit and then like we were like nah no hell no we don't want to go to a hospital right now and then that kind of turned into like us slowly realizing that we don't really
1:42 want to have kids are you equally neck and neck the same wow it sounds fake that I'm saying it like that but we are it sounds like maybe I'm like I'm like you better say you don't want kids but we really are just completely in the same zone on it. That's cool. We're very similar in weird ways. Are you guys um is she like are you guys going to leave like an out where she like freezes her eggs or something just in case? But later we talked about it, but it's such such an invasive procedure if you've actually looked into it like they have to scrape your eggs out of there and stuff. Is it cuz that's the same thing they go through when people donate eggs or like sell eggs, right? And my wife's a total ████ with pain stuff. Trust me, it's annoying. So, so I don't think we can go through with that part of it. Yeah. Sucks, dude. We were at We were at a hotel a hotel one time like one of those like Airbnbs like by the ocean in
2:33 like I don't know where Long Beach or some ████ and there was like BDSM full setup like ████ one of those like X bar things and like bunch of whips and ████ And I was like this had an Airbnb. Yeah, somebody's one of the amenities. That means we chose No, no, no. We didn't even know like until we got there. It wasn't in the Somebody checked the wrong box. No, but but then like her parents walk in and they're like, "Whoa." And I'm like, "No, no, no. Your daughter could not handle any kind of pain at all. Don't worry." It's not even like It's not ours. We've tried it. Yeah. A waste waste of time. Really? Waste. Is it one of those things where like you got married, you're like, "Oh, yeah. We'll have kids someday." And then you never like Yeah. talked it just and it just time just went by. We We want to have kids, right? Like like we talked about it our whole courtship and everything. Yeah. We're like 26 years
3:24 old and then it just turned into like CO hit after we got married. We're going to wait till we got married anyway. CO hits after we got married and then we're just like yeah I think like I don't really want to go to the hospital at all. And then during that like I remember coming to JK and being like we're we want to have kids. Yeah. And then and then co hits and then we're just like yeah we don't want to go to the hospital right now. And then it slowly turned into us being like god kids are so ████ annoying. like more and more people around us had kids. And then the more I had to hang out with like my family's kids and stuff like that, the more I was like, "Dude, I'm good. I'm ████ good. Can't wait to leave." You know what I mean? Like I love hanging out with my family, but when they all started having kids, it's hard to even hang out with them cuz you kids like you're like talking to Anthony right now like and the kid just and you're like, "What the f███?" Like it just is a whole another level. Constant broken conversation and
4:14 you can't turn it off obviously. So, like, yeah, it just turned into like I'm I'm Gucci actually in the coochie. What would there be? What if uh what variable could potentially change it? Um um I think right now we we're we're both completely dead set on no. Yeah. Yep. The variable would be we had an oopsie and we probably wouldn't do anything about it. What if some guy was like, I bet you won't have a kid. Wait, what? sinful. Test me. You'd be such a okay father. Thanks, bro. You'd be a great dad. I think Steve would be a great dad. Oh, thanks, homie. Let's bring back to Okay. I think he'd be I think Anthony would be a great dad. I really do. Yeah, I think so, too. Cuz he's a deep fella and I think that a kid would be very fortunate to have a deep a deep a deep talk about
5:06 their feelings and ████ like that. Yeah, cuz Anthony can be both mother and father. Exactly. Can't wait for the fatheraughter dates. Don't even say it. I have a daughter. That's all I'm going to say to Steve. I'm going to walk right by your house because you'll feel guilty about it cuz of I already got in your head about it. So, I'm going to feel like a creep. You're like, "Oh, that is creepy if I say that." You should feel like a creep. I'm pushing it on them. Daddy, daughter, I can't do it. Just say, "I'm going to go hang out with my daughter." You don't have to say, "Dad, daughter." I'm going to take my daughter to the beach so I can see her in her bikini. Oh. Oh ████ man. It's just the weirdest thing. Would do you want kids like pretty soon? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I do want kids. Um, is she nutting in you?
5:57 How does that even work? He's waiting for his ovulation. All right. Now, put your legs over your head. Shake. Shake around. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. I'm ovulating next week, actually. Dude, that's pretty exciting. That means any day now you could have good news. You could be pregnant. We're trying, too. Huh? Uh, we just started. Let's go. I don't even know if I should be saying that online. Oh my gosh. Cream pie. Jinxies. No jinxies. No. Just say no jinxies. No jinxies. No jinx. No jasual. It's casual. Mind your business. Don't worry about it. Yeah. Don't announce it like six till 6 months later. Season. That's all. That's tight. That's cool. Even springtime, baby. I know you've been having a little extra bounce in your step. I knew you'd been nutting. I can feel his back and how strong it is. You can tell he's knotting, dude. He's leaving it in. It's more relaxed. That's tight. That's tight. But um it's it's
6:47 also I I've mentioned this before. My dad uh is a very not like a wordy person in my adolescence, right? He never he never really explained ████ He either just hit me or grunt. Um good move. But the few times, and I really only have two core lessons that he's ever given me. One was the why he doesn't get fat. That story is crazy. And then two, two was just the you don't want to be an old dad. And it just burned in my head. That's all. And I'm already significantly older than he was when he had my sister in me. But you're young lad. But are you younger than he is? Like like not metabolic age is I bet is young. Yeah. Like metabolically. Are you and stuff like that? He probably wasn't even Bro, you look like you're 25. Like I'm not trying to suck you off or anything, but you do look like a young
7:37 lad. But I would if I had to. If I had to, somebody paid me to. If so, if no money was online, I would. I mean, but Asians do have that thing where like they look young until like a point is that you work out. You're in shape. You're not like an old guy. You're not like an average 38-year-old. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure I've done more things to my body than he has in his life. Like what? Like touching yourself. Like touching myself. Like more volume on that. Like all your visits to Czechoslovakia. Yeah, dude. Sure. Check. Wait, how old was your dad when he had just like the when he had you guys from smoking to drinking all that stuff? Like I'm sure he didn't do it the way abusing Tai Lady Boys. But the difference is you have the power of dance and you sweat it off. Yeah. Yeah. Just the sheer volume. I think my dad was like 28 with my sister and 30 with me. Damn. Yeah. My dad was having
8:29 kids at 26, I think. We have more stress. You have more stress. That was the era. They were all having like that's late in his generation, right? For him to say you don't want to be old dad is because he was probably old for that generation. Yeah. Right. He wants you to fix. How many chin-ups can he do though? He can't do no chin-ups at that time. Y 225. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. But you if you think about it, his dad like, no offense, but at 38, your dad probably could kick your ████ ass right now at you at 38. You know what I mean? Like those are just a different group of guys. I don't know. Like my dad at 39 could absolutely kick my ass at 39. Stab with a tentpole. Lived a different life. My dad is more man for sure. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. At 38, he's probably seeing more ████ Those guys just saw more ████ and got in fights all the time, closer to death, like escape a war as a refugee, migrate to another part. What do you scare him with? Technology.
9:20 AI, Windows 95. Whoa, get that away from me. Kind of high tea. You know, right now they're like, I can't sleep without the AC on. Yeah, you know, legit. It's only 73 in here. 73 is not cold enough to sleep on a bed of scorpions. I need nose tape to go to sleep or I won't get a good night. You know something my dad never said and he has a daughter. I'm going on a daddy daughter day cuz he's not a ████ little ████ Yeah. Our dad's never did ████ like that. No, cuz it's weird. Yeah. He's like, "Yeah, why don't you just hang out with your mom or something?" Right. Exactly. They probably thought it was gay to just talk to us. Yeah. For real. My dad would try to talk to me and I could see him like he's all connected with you. Hey, don't tell anybody we just did this, right? Yeah. Yeah. Don't tell your mom about this. Yeah. My dad said that to me one time. He goes, it was I was like uh 10 or 11. He goes, you know, like he never
10:11 says ████ and he's like, you know, I wish we had a relationship kind of like your mom and sister the way they're friends. And I like stopped playing video games and I looked at him and he was gone. And he's talking on the phone. He's talking on the phone with his brother. He never said it again. And I was like, he must have like said it and went, "Oh, ████ I said the gay s███." Yeah. Yeah. He He turned the corner was like, "Stupid stupid stupid." Yeah. We never talked about it. ████ ninja. Or he's he's just reading an insurance pamphlet. He's like, "I bet I bet you wish you wish you had a relationship with your insurance company like you had whatever that is like a metife thing." Yeah. He said like um millennial men are the most involved fathers in the history of human like right now in the history of all humans. I think it's we're they're going to I think it's going to be rough. Do you think that's a good thing or bad? I think it's a bad thing
11:02 cuz kids are going to be too late. I think that parents not giving kids constant affirmation uh was a very good thing for our whole generation. Amazing. Because right now people will just back do back flips if their kids do the most basic ████ Basic and like they just like are tumbling reverse tumbling about it. That's true. Are you trying to have kids pretty soon? I feel like you were right. I think like we're open to it, but right now it's just like we still have to go through the these treatments that are going to kind of like take some time and it's like well that's going to be three kids. It's pretty interesting. Yeah. Well, maybe we'll see. I don't know, man. We we just got to get through this these like treatments first and then we'll see where we're at. We'll see. We'll re-evaluate. Like it's it's on our we talk about it, but we're also like our focus is on something else entirely different. So, it's like, do do you
11:52 think uh putting undue stress on her would be really Yeah, man. It's like And we're kind of like that, too, where we're like, "Oh, you're ovulating. I won't leave it in at all." Yep. I won't. Yeah. We're not going to do anything. Open your mouth. She says it to me. Open your mouth. If you had to do a guess just for fun. Mhm. What state would this baby's birth certificate be in, do you think? Interesting. Just for funsies. I think it's probably going to be Ohio. California. Nevada. No, it's probably in California. We love We love the taxes. We love the taxes. Hey, does that mean that the babies taxes are here, too? The I don't know if I think our insurance coverage is uh going to be better out here. Oh, yeah. That is true. Yeah. Yeah. Just with, you know, in Nevada, the healthare system is not as great. Hey, Subie told me that his ████ baby cost 100k, but then
12:43 because they got insurance, they only paid 3K. That's nice. What? See, that's a big difference. They just they just ████ build whatever the ████ they want, bro. Honestly, say I don't have any. Holy ████ They're like, "Oh, okay." Yeah, cuz all those ████ families in East LA have ████ 12,000 kids. Dude, check this out. Tiff went to the We had to go to the emergency room, right? We were waiting in the emergency room for like ████ 6 hours, right? She sees a doctor at like 9:00 p.m. She leaves. She gets a bill from the hospital for like a couple hundred bucks. Then she gets a separate bill from the doctor that saw her because those doctors are contracted by the hospital. So she her payment for the initial payment for the hospital is not covered. So she has to pay a separate fee to the doctors that she saw for like an hour. Not even an hour. A personal fee to just the doctor. Just the doctor. Wow. Is that crazy? So she pays the
13:34 hospital and then pays the contracted doctor. How does that work? Doesn't make ████ sense. I've never heard of that. Holy ████ Yeah. And I was like, this is the new era, I guess. So it's like ████ do medical stuff all the time. He lives in Vegas. He goes to Arizona. Yeah. I know a lot of people that they travel to California for that ████ too. Cuz like I guess like their medical system isn't as robust as Yeah. Exactly. Is the Is Arizona specifically good? For his particular stuff. Yeah. Got it. But people having kids all the time in all sorts of places. I think it's cuz it's more the specialized and it's a new city, so they have like the general stuff like if you need a general dentist. Like if I know how, right? I don't have to go to Arizona cuz I got a ████ cold. I just think that California You don't have to go. I just think California is a little more up there medically. Like even like hospital, my family just moved to New York, right? And they're in Long Island. My dad has worse healthcare now in Long
14:25 Island. But there's a lot of Jewish doctors over there. I thought New York has a lot of doctors. Jewish doctor. Has one of the best though. Yeah, it's up there. That's what I'm saying. Cuz if you were a doctor, you'd probably want to work here, wouldn't you? Cuz like all the national hospitals like they get all the awards they're like three of them. The top three are in California. It's like Cedars, UCLA Health. Cedars by itself is like a freaking Oh, dude. They're a ████ machine. See Jewish doctors. I know. See Jewish doctors. Filipino nurses, Jewish doctors. Great combo. Everyone's the actual like stereotype. That's true. Cuz they'll be like if if an emergency goes down on an airplane and they'll be like, "Would medical professional please come?" You're going to see white dudes from first class go back because they're the surgeons and the doctors. And you see the Filipino ladies in premium economy walk up and
15:15 walk back cuz they're the they're the nurses. Yeah. If a doctor has a big tan, he's like, I don't know. I could give her bigger tits. Okay, I'll go in the back. If he has like really white teeth, just like veneers, a gold chain that's digging into his neck. And then a dentist walks up and everyone's like, "Get back. Get back. Go over there." And he's like, "That kind of doctor." Hey, I just want everyone to know though I am technically a daughter. Okay. Are you going to have kids? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I think we both want kids and then I keep thinking like, man, I should have just ████ knocked her up when I met her. Yeah, because it's never like the right time, but also it always feels like the wrong time. Are you busting right now? Uh, no. Because we're like not even in a place where we don't even know what we're going to do tomorrow. Yeah. So, you might be working in the bathroom tomorrow. Yeah, I might be.
16:06 They messed that thing up. I hear one day. Just one day. David might fire you. I've been thinking. I've been doing running the numbers. Dude, what if I didn't have to work? And David starts yelling on the phone. What are you ████ talking about? He looks at Hanning. He's like, "One more month, babe. We'll talk about it next. Don't you ever ████ think of having a baby at a time like this. I'm the baby guy. The baby guy. It's my idea. I'm the baby guy. You're not the baby guy. You're the Juni guy. You're the milk guy. You go get the milk. I'll make the baby. Leave it to me. You should ask David if you can get paternity leave.
16:57 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's my home opening. bathroom. Nice machine keeps breaking. How come I'm talking to you right now and and I'm not hearing an echo? Are you not Are you not cleaning those bathrooms? Can we get paternity leave when we have babies? Nope. Why? Gio, you didn't even get it. You're the employer. You have to employ you guys. You know what? Gio was sitting here pregnant with Ta right about and then and then she did an episode and then she went straight to the hospital after and popped out Ta. That's good for the views, you know. But us, we we don't have anything to show for it. But like angry wives, the numbies justified it back then. Our wives are so hungry, Joe. Our wives are so hungry. Uber eats it. Yeah. Oh, true. You can send it for while while you're sitting here. That's how you're double
17:48 dizzing all the time. I'm overeating for ████ Hannah, dude. I do think Nikki would be a grandma, too. I really do. Yeah, I think she would. I just don't, you know, it just I don't know. This is Wish we could like take I wish we could have the baby, look at it, be like, "Wa, that's us to put together." Okay, cool. And then we like let a farm raise it for a while. Yeah, that's what British people do. They just send them to boarding school. That's boarding school. Fast forward to like 10 years old or something. Yeah. Send them to Army and Navy Academy. And then I can start wearing girl dad shirts. Would any of you guys ever adopt or foster? Only if it was one of your guys'. That's crazy. I've considered it. That's a crazy thought. Really? Uh adoption over like fostering. What made that happen? Uh I I think you just like run weird scenarios in your mind like
18:38 what if we can't like you know? Um and it's like well would you ever consider adoption? And you talk about it a little bit and you're kind of like well here's the pros. You don't have to deal with like the toddler sometimes. Yeah. That's so lit. You know, like sometimes you're adopting a kid that's already like six. The other day my buddy like my I'm hanging out with my buddy and all of a sudden his daughter comes out of the car and she's just covered in vomit head to toe like milk vomit. And you're just like so the next 45 minutes of this cat's life is just about we got to go clean the car. We got to clean the kid up. I'm just like, "Oh, I just get to go home, dude." I was I was facetiming Jill this morning and then I was facetiming her while she was making the bed and we're just having uh like a regular conversation and she flipped over the duvet and she was like, "Oh my god, what the f███?" And she showed me and I guess what happened uh so Ta sleeps in on my
19:28 side of the bed when I'm gone. He had uh the blanket over him and I think in the middle of the night he had a bloody nose episode but he was sneezing so it was just sprays of ████ but but he doesn't know cuz he's knocked out right so you and then he wakes up and go eat goes eat cinnamon Toast Crunch or whatever and everything's just normal and now Gio makes the bed she's like what the ████ just sprays of red Richard Kimell kill his wife you just never know like the craziest like surprises and she just washed the duvet yesterday. Oh ████ Can it be Can it be saved after that? I think if it's I don't go to the guest room. Yeah. I don't know if it's Oh my god. Or flip it around and not the design. Sneaks the night too. Yeah, it's a one of one. But yes, my tea.
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