0:00 down surf that's okay I don't we none of us are all right speak to your for yourself yes speak to yourself sorry I'll talk to myself hey turn around speak to yourself hey go to that Court speak to yourself okay yeah so the other day [Music] welcome back to another very special careful boys we are very careful boys today we have Xavier today Xavier fool he told us that a million times I watched too much X-Men's for this ████ yup valid and we got Gilbert yeah but okay no one cares about him no no it's not about anybody right now it's about clicks it's about views Eclipse views clips and Views it could be about Clips if you like no no we're talking about your sexual fantasies sexual
0:51 fantasies your sexual fantasies like for the future yeah but just like we're gonna start with Colleen and we're gonna let the video go for 20 minutes I see you leaning over all right so my first sexual fantasy yeah number one number one coming in number one cleans 69 favorite sexual fantasies you have that many I I don't understand that reference yeah I know yeah it's just a number oh yeah yeah yeah um no I think sexual fantasies on more a little too abstract I don't think they ever happen and I don't think they ever pan out the way that they're supposed to from someone who gets sex she's like I don't need a fantasize because I get it yeah so we have to fantasize because they'll encounter that we don't get it right so maybe let's hear from people who actually have to fantasize about it I see that's interesting ah dude that's a cop-out answer listen from from the
1:42 person who deflects the most show us your penis now hold on he's past the Baton to me and that's okay I'll take it it's a tough day today okay apparently Nick's fantasy is getting pegged on the air yeah show us that balloon egg in your butt this one right here wow I say too much already so I'm gonna take a seat back seat for this one fantasy I don't have any fantasy I just tell everybody do you think it's a little like Elementary Middle High School kind of mentality of having a sexual fantasy because once you become an adult you've been experienced no because I ████ but I still got fantasy it depends on like the context of what we're talking about um so once again I think that for us like it has to be fancy because we don't really get laid Yeah we don't really ████ um but like that's so cool that you get on yeah that's so cool that like you
2:34 guys are all in relationships and I'm not it's like basically like you you have like season tickets to Disney and we're just outside the gates like looking at me like guess I'll go to Knott's Berry Farms Disney's a little overrated long lines see that that's what we're hearing say that you would say that as a season ticket holder she's inside every day and she's like oh the lines the clam challenge is not even that good here it's cold she's like why would you want it in a bread bowl it ████ leaks not my bread bowls oh you should have asked the hornier room yeah I think I did well here's mine mine is always like the idea of like accidentally falling into sex so like like girl like whoops my addiction side
3:24 oops here's the thing all my fantasies so they turn into bits with my wife so now it's like I do this thing where I'm like always pretending I'm falling into sex where I'll be like just naked and I'll head butt her butt like oh man your butt I just fall over yeah and she starts laughing it kind of it does it could it can lead to it but it's the commitment but mostly your wife just hates you yeah because I literally just like I ran from my head go I'm in your butt naked I mean it's just fully clothed me after this okay let me ask you this you're a horny son of a ████ okay so do you already did you already perform out all those things so then it's not a fantasy anymore because this is what I'm thinking like I'm drawing blanks because if I did have them I was able to accomplish them because I ████ Crush yeah yeah yeah yeah cause you're Rising grinder you're right hashtag hustle completely goes against
4:15 what Steve was Steve was talking about how you guys have fantasies because you didn't accomplish them yeah that's true I do have I do have fantasies you know I'm not really following no that's true I do what are your fans I told you guys my mind are super lame what's this ████ I gotta deal with about JK news I gotta ████ give you a legal definition honestly do it actually do your Webster's version of defining fantasy a fantasy is something that you imagine that hasn't not that easy huh well no it's something that you're imagining that I would love to have happen right bro I couldn't write more novels than Daniel Steele that's how much ████ can you write one all right one novel all right because I swear to God on my life I will read it every page yeah I'll
5:06 read the ISBN number and memorize it you might get too horny though and you're gonna be like damn Joe you're making me horny bro fantasies my homie made me Hardy I think I think it depends right because you could start off comedic but you can also start off like just like oh uh uh hentai like where it's like this will never ████ happen but you know a boy ████ wrote this ████ yeah like oh my I've been failing at school and for some reason you know I just everyone ████ thinks I'm stupid and I get made fun of that class and then like my mom was like I ain't taking this ████ no more so I'm gonna hire a tutor by the octopus home my dad's awesome
5:58 just so happened to be a squid so it's tentacle porn the nope the no beat kind yeah those are way better dude those are way better no but something like that I've been able to start off like that was there ever a sexual fantasy you had that was accomplished and you were like wow I can't believe I did that having sex I'm just happy to be in the room because I don't know about girls but I I feel like all guys right like you're in high school you're a virgin or whatever and your fantasy is to just have sex yeah that is like the best thing in the whole world I'm really glad we're starting at the bottom of the bear JK fans you're being lied to at all times they're all
6:49 like oh man I love how real and raw you guys are and then it's like what's the legal definition of fantasy and then Nick's like like I don't know like I don't know take it Ryan that's so good it's because Ryan like what are you doing it's an unbelievable let's make it not fun because zoomy was sitting right there we would all be divulging our ████ fan exactly but I don't like looking at you guys talking about sexual things you want me to pull up a picture first you can ████ hear stuff yeah she makes sexual conversations way more comfortable so you're saying you're saying that the woo man can't make it comfortable for you what do I gotta do man nope we're not attracted to you like that okay have you
7:39 ever fulfilled your sexual fantasy but then you were disappointed after yes anal sex agreed I think a lot of people say that they hurt much more than I thought I'm just kidding I would say my uh doing it on the an on like during the laundry so the washer is on because I heard about it and then I just couldn't reach so it was really embarrassing oh that's bad dude well you didn't get a stool or anything like that it's a stackable I was just like and then you're like I don't care what the hype is about I can't even read your ████ baby I'll be up there in a minute you crazy fool oh ████ you can't do that on a double stack yeah that would be disappointing
8:29 yeah are you married yeah pretty much pretty much pretty much I love being on each other since eighth grade songs oh you're like legally married see so he fulfilled all his fantasy High School is that true yeah I'd say if there was one it'd be let's put it into terms that we could really digest this is familiar with Indiana Jones yeah yeah are we familiar was she the stone chasing you could you explain Indiana Jones to me I'm not familiar adventurous treasure I mean she was a Treasurer your girlfriend looks like Harrison Ford she's a treasure okay and you're a treasure hunter I am okay A
9:19 little Laura Croft Auntie Kawaii on Instagram if you guys want to check it out yeah I know I was Boston jokes I'll do but for real does your chick belong in the museum I mean there could be an insole Fine Art do you have a fantasy with this chick that you haven't done yet you ever shove your dick in her ears no no no we don't I don't think people in Hawaii do that kind of stuff what but I can't speak for everyone I just haven't okay yeah they Buck on surfboards though surfboard no I haven't I can't I don't serve really I'm the only I know that's it's okay I don't we none of us are all right speak to your for yourself yes speak to yourself
10:09 sorry I'll talk to myself I have a wave hey turn around speak to yourself hey go to the courts speak to yourself okay yeah so the other day I was wonderful this is good I have a foam wave surf board okay so that I bought at Costco bit I got one too dog nobody is gonna tell anybody their fantasy here right okay cool okay I already told you about my stackable ones I couldn't do it it's just like you know fantasy wise I feel like in general and I know you guys are gonna be like yeah you're ████ lying I'm practically a virgin right so why did you look to rock Mormon actually I'm practically a virgin am I right we talked yeah they almost had a moment no no just because I met my lady in high school so we're a high school sweetheart so we've been with each other ever since right so we're practically virgins okay but as far as like what we like to do it's like it's we're straight up just standard we're very vanilla dude
10:59 once again I'm just happy to be in the room when she's having sex with somebody else you know what I mean I love that I like that is that my fantasy it could be no but I'm I'm down I do a lot of things but I wouldn't know if it's a fantasy yeah like I'm I have Curiosities like I'm down like I want group sex but not with guys [Laughter] yeah but your cheeks never shifted so much like nobody even said with guys but then he like he added it yeah no because when you think about when you think about group sex you think there's guys in there too that's what you're dreading I don't want to see another man's dick okay what are your sexual dreads what are the things you don't want to
11:49 happen with all your heavy setups I feel like we boarded the ████ out of our fans for the last 10 minutes I think I think you're you're exactly right I'm not a do a different video just cut this one this has been pretty funny honestly really okay as I said that's why I'm not gonna go last because wherever you guys have it's ████ nothing to what I want they go for it no because I'm the only one that's why I said I want to be in a room full of horny people you guys ain't horny enough I'm horny but I'm waiting for what I was born married what's the point I might as well be Jordan and ████ score all the points do you actually have any real fantasies currently unfulfilled current right now fantasy no Steve's not that horny he's the kind of
12:39 guy that pulls his dick out of his zipper to have sex yeah well don't we all that's okay but he leaves his clothes off have you ever been accused of not being horny yeah yeah you're not horny dude you're ████ phony yeah accusing that for my guy I swear I'm horny I swear to God hey you don't really see in that morning actually he said he's horny and waiting I bet I bet you don't have any real sexual fantasies dude honestly I do uh so I so I am I got a couple so I am in a relationship with a woman who is my wife and but she's also my ████ she's my submissive ████ and I enjoy that I and I'm not lying and yeah one of my one of my things about it is I like to make the ████ my ████ and I do um all the time and I really I fantasize
13:29 about it and I keep on repeating the same kind of so she yell I'm your ████ she says that's your ████ Etc yeah she calls me daddy that calm though yeah yeah yeah well no she needs to say it's mine or else I'm insecure about it right right right yeah and she needs to say it over and over again otherwise especially since you two are the only ones in the room clearly your vicious cycle snowballs I get really insecure if she doesn't keep saying hey you didn't say it that much in the last time I start to get emotional because if she hasn't said it in like three and a half seconds I'm like what's going on like is there something wrong did I do something are you mad at me yeah do you still love me like you used to yeah yeah that's a good question to ask it's good that's she doesn't she says no but at least we're still having sex
14:22 I feel like a weird therapy session why did you leave Joseph hey dude I I have sex bro I'm just trying to make it work I was trying to make this prompt work no here's a better question though it's it's kind of going back no like seriously right is that when you ask this prompt all of us are pretty much in our 30s we've been in long-term relationships or we've had ████ sex right so that speak for yourself dude so that thought it's like when I'm in my 20s or whatever and you just it's still this oh I want to ████ try this and then it's like what's your fantasy getting a ████ man it's so basic right yeah but then when you when you've had it then is it even considered a fantasy anymore it's more like just real life like it's a it's a prerequisite to the relationship kind of but there's still guys who are like you know I want
15:13 to have a threesome for example I do I couldn't handle it you really I don't want that no none of you guys want a threesome you're just looking good on ████ camera I swear to God the idea of having another man is terrifying soon guess what because my wife ain't gonna be two girls so in my mind it's already another guy it seems huge ████ that's not true I think with Steve's question it it it it excuses us from having to include reality yeah it's just but that's what a fantasy is right it's just like I'm on a ████ plane and the pilot she ████ goes on autopilot and sucks my dick like that's a fantasy right that is a fantasy yeah I wish somebody said that oh I'll do that one but that's what I'm
16:04 saying is I have it I could ████ these ideas left and wrong it doesn't make it feel anything because to me it's I feel like a fantasy for me has to be like oh I could do that if I work it right I can get into that yeah like if it's so is it too dangerous because you're too you're too hard I want to have sex with uh gauzer dog I'm not having sex with gal gadots I don't care yeah are you sure though you're pretty close to gal gadol you're closer than we are in what way she could be on tigerbelly dude hey let me um have a producers talk with you real quick hey George Kimmel could you hook it up Gal Gadot George camel he's like oh yeah oh yeah so I used to work at Laker um didn't get Equity points no no no no no but it's worked out for me okay this is why I don't work with amateurs oh I have a fantasy having sex tonight dude that'd be cool if I get some sex
16:54 tonight that'd be great sick that'd be sick that's a cherry on top of the day that's a that's a better question is when you're in a long-term committed relationship the um you just don't ████ a lot anymore false you block more you don't ████ like the same year the intensity might be the same maybe not as like the same company [Laughter] if you're working 15 hours a day or whatever you come home both of you guys are ████ okay so our fantasy is even worth it I guess it depends on the fantasy all right I I think it's it's like it's like why don't you rate something 10 out of 10. it's because you're reaching for something so like you know there's some there's some kind of idea maybe behind fantasies it's like kind of fun in that way it's like oh well you're still trying to reach for that next I don't
17:44 get road head while she's driving that's cool plus I feel like there's always this like expectation that's just never met with that fantasy so there's always a letdown you think so what's the most yeah what's the what was your fantasy let down what was the biggest letdown yeah were you like I'm not like you Joe why I'm not like as promiscuous and like I'm not promiscuous I'm not Joe you little ████ I just I'm I just have imagination you know I'm not taking my dick out of my zipper everything the idea of Joe being promiscuit is pretty funny I am not I miss you as good I mean you know where you are I'm not a jezebel so you don't get your legs because I'm up like a baby and you're a butthole eating out like and by the way I know that that's the visual visual bad
18:38 I'm bent over I'm bent over I'm turned around you do know yeah he was in the room he's told me many times but that's the kind of guy I accomplished my fantasy but I also feel like I know some fantasies that you would have I could just assume there's something that I feel like you know what you want to truth and false with me yeah let's go go ahead okay have you done this or have thought about this yeah you know those women that uh put sushi on their bodies naked I feel like you want to be that woman with a sushi off your body and then some guy some woman just like grabbing like a Hamachi and lady goes you don't know me at all food in him and him 14 clementines exact second he doesn't like food and sex Buddhist sex is overrated too that's overrated sex is overrated no food in sex I completely agree when you combine it it's like what are we doing see that's a fantasy
19:28 expectation that doesn't live to the hype oh also one of the shower showers kind of whack yes absolutely shower jacuzzi you guys are poor you got to be in a big shower no I don't have a small shower too I still have to do with the water we're showering outside I'm by the hose dude we have plenty of space thank you it's open air exactly I don't like shower something about water it delubes you yeah yeah it's not a steam room yeah yeah at the YMCA Rich oh YMCA that's the YMCA in the bathrooms in the sink you brought your wife in the YMCA bathroom what's the small place called Lanai oh dude but Lanai has a YMCA with a steam room and you brought your and you brought a girl inside there yeah but it's a YMCA like why young men's
20:18 Christians associations is that I'll do a Christian Association how did you get her inside you know you just you snuck her in yeah young man yes I'm talking to you where's my wife ago yo like this
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