0:00 who's that that that porno star that got famous for not being a porno star uh Mia oh oh she she was here yeah she came she was is China man calling you China man's [Music] calling all right so there's this trend that a lot of athletes are have been doing I bet I could LIF more than you guys all right what's your PRS everybody go around there's this trend that a lot of athletes have been doing it's pretty uh interesting how it turns out um look through your phones okay right now oh interactive video what do I look what I look and then tell us who is the most famous person in your contacts oh in our contacts yeah oh ████ wait how do you do that go on your contact you just you just tell us Bart Quan yeah I was like
0:52 bwan Bart Kwan might be one of them dude I got Audi 24-hour tire warranty oh that Audi 24hour Tire warranty get that number Chase fraud department everybody knows them yeah Apple Inc oh I don't know how to dud I forgot half these people in my ████ phone book I don't have okay how about this I could throw out five of them okay you throw out your first five what's Geor your s███'s probably crazy as like Jonathan major and I got who's that I got Alex I got Alex Wasabi Alex Wasabi I have a girl named Dirty Diana I don't know what that means call her call call her call her is this what I got dude chras Chris lights Chrismas lights Chris Christmas lights so nobody has any fite I think I got Andrew Yang's number I do I got what I
1:42 got uh daa patani and Jackson Wang oh Jackson Wang might be Wang probably the most famous person that daa actually has like 50 million followers on IG who's that I don't even know some of these people she's an Indian actress oh oh I got Andy Milonakis no way no way pretty that's pretty tight I haven't talked to him in ages wait how do you know Andy milanus long time ago our buddy wax intro like introduced us and then um he wanted to go on JK films and make a skit together and he wanted to be our family dog was going to be our yeah and then later he was going to come on JK news and he said that no whes are allowed that's ti so I was like okay dude that would be sick to have him on now I love that guy so once in a while we'll
2:32 chat on Twitter or whatever cuz you know he's hella into food right so I'll just be like that's so cool you're going to this restaurant and this and that and then we just never had him so maybe maybe we should try to reach out that would be dope Anthony how do you know Dietra you said daa disa uhhuh I don't even know half these people oh daa patani yeah how do you know her um V J's birthday party damn that's dope but she like dances and stuff too so it was just like I know who this is now yeah I've actually posted her once on JK yeah she actually be like dancing and stuff and she's she's really cool really fun oh uh Cheeto Vera he's fighting for World TT let's go Cheeto let's go Cheeto that's fight for him I think cuz you were on here he's like commented on on some JK post he really we got yeah I'm sure he'd be down he's cool as us okay here's here's some of my top on all right let's
3:23 hear him theovon oh yeah we have theovon how do you know that your list cuz I'm going down it's Tim Kennedy he's bigtim K yeah he's really Big Steve Steve GRE it doesn't even have a last name I'm still at B how did you get all the way down shout outs to Ricky from Stellar Landscaping shout that's real that's real the people that get mid shout outs how you guys scroll I'm barely at C how did you guys do that you could just think I have thousands Bart has eight different Noah in here no last names I love Noah you collect those Andrew batch he's pretty big I don't know oh yeah I have him too dude I have someone that's just called China man call what do you want you reach China
4:14 man why you want you you cheap hey call China man please please call it's a 714 number do do it do speaker not for real no look speaker China man put on speaker Hong Express I don't know who it is find out find out find don't waste your can you call speaker and find out I think the biggest I have is Alina but I never even talked to her but I have her number for the water company like the water company hey hey hey I'm I'm calling look call China call CH call CH China man dude if he answers with hero oh dude oh hero this is nerve-wracking China how's he going to answer I don't know who China Hey Joe how's it going his voice smells
5:04 be it would have been funny if my phone started ringing I don't know no dice what if it his phone he's like Japanese guy ████ Japan man I swear to God I don't even know China man is I have no idea but his his name is China man no text messages or anything Nick who's a who's someone from your phone that you have dude Bart's probably the most Bart and Joe are proba swear to godo trainer to the Stars shut up the Stars dude Phil I just saw Philip re's number in my phone wait D that's cool that's legendary though how do you have his number I don't know yeah some people some people like maybe don't have the most followers but they're like Chang the game the most dude yeah that's true Philip re yeah how did how did that happen I don't know I think some of these contacts are actually what about
5:54 one of your clients that take the OIC OIC unfortunately they're not famous who's who's famous in your phone Ron oh let me go back to my phone also if you could think of someone you don't have to look through it oh oh I was talking to Ronnie Chang for a little bit oh that's dope Ronnie Chang's super cool he's fun he's chill he does ji- Jitsu too oh yeah he's a Blue Bell mhm he grapples yeah he's super into too he's pretty famous he's very famous he's pretty damn famous that's it I ran out how often do you actually like just like chat with Jackson Wang pretty often wow what's the last what's the last text you said we on text or or or Whatsapp what's your last text our probably last conversation together was more so like Happy New Year's when he was talking to me about a little project that he's doing this year that's it boring I can't dive into it what the
6:45 ████ last thing in N you and daa said to each other oh last year late last year I was in India so we were seeing of our schedules coordinated to like leak up and stuff but I wasn't in the same that's crazy yeah she's huge big I didn't even know she was just really really ████ fun at the party we were all dancing and I was like hey can you teach me some like Bollywood dance steps and stuff and so we were just hanging out is she like otherworldly gorgeous in real life when you're like in front of her I think she's extremely gorgeous yeah extremely gorgeous tone was very strategic yeah objectively I just be careful with my words you should be a politician who's thisa how do you spell daa Misha she was aesthetic to some nous spoken like a her I would say he's extremely dead yeah she had a really good personality yeah those are lacerations yes I uh I saw Rihanna once
7:37 at a mall and she was much prettier in person than I than I expected W see that's how you do it that's a subjective one I would ████ melt for no reason yeah oh really for Rihanna Where would oh disa is is extremely gorgeous I want to see Jo Jo right here oh is that her oh yeah she's aesthetically pleasing is she Indian yeah oh she's very Indian huh yeah she's very let me see I didn't know she was like indan Mega star I was just like yo she's hella cool she's an absolute Mega star wow Indian girls are that's so funny that we're talking about D Indian girls are so hot what the hell wow I think that might be winning fisha yeah that's yeah but I don't know who she is so it's okay now you do though I'm really bad
8:27 with this I don't know if she's Indiana who's that that that poral star that got famous for not being a porno star uh Mia oh oh that's not India no that's like what is that I think she's Arab no oh that doesn't count then but she she was here yeah she came she was is chinan calling you China man's calling hello hello hi this is Kevin how could I help you hi Kevin this is uh Joe I I just uh wanted to catch up because I I had you bu duber and I wasn't sure but I had you saved as China man Joe from where jojit takawa Joe and Bart right yeah Joe and Bart yeah you know Bart too um yeah I think I I met you guys years
9:18 ago um oh really yeah years is this your nickname it is my nickname oh yeah yeah cuz me I was just going down I was like who who is does this guy have saved up and I just wanted to see I was just curious oh yeah yeah I remember you guys uh you used to hang around with Danny a lot Danny do yeah oh okay so you you're you're out there in OC um yeah and your name's Kevin okay yeah but how are you though I'm doing pretty chill man it's just kind of odd just out of nowhere I decided to to uh go through my list and I was like this is a really funny name and I'm like like who who is China man I have no idea and I was like I got to see who this person is okay okay well good what he Uncle Sam
10:11 and Uncle Sam Uncle chin yeah that's true y yeah I remember I was hanging out with you guys when you guys when YouTube was somewhat new yeah you know then but how you guys doing now yeah no we just got this channel just kiding news going on we're just um you know just still hanging on for dear life on YouTube thanks for the call I'll text you a picture of my face all right all right all right bye I hope it's a nude what the ████ it's a picture of my ████ so do you know who he is now I well duh he's a manufacuring I have no ████ idea he still has no idea finishing what the ████ is that I I'll have him uh like
11:02 he's going to text me a picture and maybe me and Bart would be I'm going to send it to my our mutual friend that introduced in Vietnam yeah Danny man so it's going to be a group picture with you guys in it and you're still not going to remember like when do we take this dude I'm really good with faces but like with names dude I don't know China man how do you forget that dude yeah when you said that like oh you're listening to my phone as China man my butthole tightened up I was like oh and he goes and he finally made the Rev like that's my nickname I was like but it makes sense it's an actual person he goes yeah that's my name China man but you know what's funny it's like all of his friends are Asian so why the ████ is the Asian guy going what's up China man maybe all of his friends are like Vietnamese or something but he's the one Chinese guy so hey this game was fun now connecting
11:54 with someone he has a dental office and a ████ now you get your teeth done through him in Chino dude if one of the rivets go out he can probably like make you a new rivet my teeth is ████ up timing is meant to be yeah it's perfect I could have chew my Korean barbecue for like 6 months he will make you a metal tooth covering yeah dude he's in metal manal Toth two World coll get a new grill dude yeah dude oh my God Jiu-Jitsu Kawa grill that took a really cool turn man I'm glad you called him hey I'm I have a new friend hey China man he old plug or something I know remember me I used to supply all your drugs and
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