0:00 thank you [Music] all right we're gonna talk about some U.S laws that are still in effect but nobody really knows about it okay cool okay some of them you can't watch a donkey in a bathtub yeah it really is stuff like that yeah good good all right you can't wash a donkey in a bathroom buddy yeah yeah so in Alabama you can't dress as a member of the clergy what's a clergy like a none a nun priest or Rabbi oh so like in hot for Halloween you can't do it it's illegal it's illegal disrespectful what what's a clergy what's our clergy you think they did that because they had impersonators and
0:50 ████ yeah probably yeah those are special favors in uh that makes sense oh here in Arizona in Arizona what's up brother it's a it's illegal to interfere with a with a claw machine oh come on you know like that gets like stuffed animals like you can't just like like when it's stuck yeah you can't ████ mess with it apparently yeah you can't do nothing or else it's uh it's a misdemeanor yeah whoa or a person's ████ wife dude don't you start playing with that ████ you let that ████ be that's an Arizona that's an Arizona law brother don't get a shot the ████ damn last week this one's funny don't you look at that one oh sorry in Arkansas you can't beep your horn after 9 p.m when you're next to a sandwich shop what sandwich shop yeah what the f it has to be specific that's a ████ small town ass law dude that's like one of those like this one sandwich
1:40 shop that ████ is right there on the corner they've been complaining for 30 years and then their ████ Uncle became the sheriff or some ████ what happened was it's a goddamn mayor the mayor ████ was an ████ who's just like I don't want people beeping when I eat a sandwich make it alone and then that's what happens when you become a ████ mayor you're a weirdo dude or maybe he lived next to the sandwich shop and he heard people going how the ████ would I find a sandwich a lot of traffic by the sandwich shop and he's like I got a loophole we'll make it about the sandwich shop he's probably when he was a worker and he was in high school and he's like I'm tired of this ████ when I'm a mayor nobody's gonna beep a sandwich shop so more it makes so much sense when you say it like that oh here's a weird Cali one uh you can't eat frogs that died during a frog jumping competition how this is ridiculous what's a frog jumping competition this is Mad Lib is it like
2:30 at the bar where you like race frogs and ████ who's doing that hey you know what if you have a frog jumping competition new law you go to jail hey if you're ████ catching frogs to make them jump you you're going to jail my guy you can't own property because it not only says that but like if I guess when they had this when the frog dies or if the frog dies in the competition you have to destroy the remains eat it let me say something right now dude if you're eating frogs after they die from a competition you're not allowed to vote Mike please do not vote you make me nervous dude why would they just throw the Frog it's probably all of our aunties and ████ yeah yeah logic but maybe it has something to do with maybe they do something to the Frog to make him win the like they dope the Frog up and if you eat it then maybe you could oh ████
3:21 epic abilities I don't know that's what I was thinking I was thinking maybe they did something to the Frog I don't know dude tell us the Frog reason why yeah I'm gonna go YouTube ████ frog jumping competitions it's an old it's an old thing yeah so in Colorado if you have like a couch that's made for the indoors where it's upholstered with fabric you're not allowed to use it outside yeah because the mold and it's disgusting yeah God thanks for that yeah dude for sure I thought it's because trashy people like to pull it out on the front porch and then hang out yeah yeah it's like a low-class looking thing my neighborhood you ever drive to Bakersfield they Park everything on the lawn too yeah Delaware parking space Oh Delaware this one's interesting you can't whisper or it costs around a place of worship you
4:12 can't whisper that makes more sense if you're Whispering you might be cussing oh that makes more sense than anything else that makes the most sense yeah whisper doesn't make sense to me but cuss does yeah maybe you Whispering at church you don't want to be all loud and ████ no talking at all here's a Hawaii one that you might find interesting so in Hawaii you can't post a billboard that's advertising something that isn't being sold on the same property the Billboard's sitting on that's weird what also if you want a McDonald's billboard has to be on a McDonald's so if you want like a strip club billboard the strip club better be on the same property as well wow very reasonable so you don't want to be like Costco three miles that way yeah exactly exactly it has to be where it is yeah I don't think they allow it very much that's the reason why yeah it might be
5:03 the reason yeah beautiful views no ████ Billboards yeah yeah yeah that's Hawaii how about this Illinois one you're not allowed to dye a baby chick huh like oh like die like change the color oh yeah because they'll dye them too yellow now they'll do that ████ for gender reveals yeah that's why they'll dive them too yellow and then they'll sell them as a healthy chick and it's like no no I want to know what color that chick is oh okay baby baby get snappy snappy ████ I run barbell marketing okay come on come on I can't in Indiana you're not allowed to uh catch a fish with your bare hands what good because you know why the ████ you ever see those guys that catfish guys yeah the catfish guys sometimes they lose a hand it's for their own safety starving though wait wait wait yeah sometimes they lose a
5:54 hand did I just make that up Anthony no I'm asking you for a little Clarity dick none hey man you ever watch those catfish guys so they go like this and they stick in the little holes in the river and the cat is going oh food yeah you're an eagle scout I feel like you know how to do with their hand yeah if it's an alligator it's called a catfishing God okay see in my mind the way that you worded that I'm like a catfish is biting a handoff that doesn't make sense we stick it in the wrong hole ████ different things sometimes exactly yeah dude can you always be the guy that agrees to these laws I'm already doing it okay cool I like the uh set you up literally how about this in Kansas you're not allowed to play on a children's playground if you're over 14. yeah absolutely oh yeah but yeah but what if it's like after 9 p.m and there's no kids oh kids shouldn't be
6:45 playing after 9pm on that same place ████ used to finger banging playgrounds I could tell you have a finger banging face three bars dude yeah you know what as a dad behind us I want that everywhere baby yeah yeah cause my um I bring the kid to the park because I'm tired go play right I say go play and he goes Papa can you play with me I'm like I can't I'm over 14. you have to go play by yourself thank you if you're over if you're over 14 and you want to play at a playground gotta get more friends dude you can't be kicking it with these little kids unless you're like maybe babysitting but then you use that excuse of like yeah people that want to be big brothers are sus yeah get out of here dude I never got that yeah man that's their actual big brothers well that's that's even more weird we need legal documentation no but when you guys just joins like I want to be a big
7:36 brother to some kid I'm like why dog yeah dude yeah yeah guys that want to work with kids too like two like they're too enthusiastic you're like I did What's your deal yeah because real big brothers are trying to shake their little brothers away exactly ████ and your mom's like take them to the mall with you oh ████ that ████ yeah ████ that guy that guy's queer this is the 90s come on guys this is the 90s yeah 90s all right what about this in Maryland in Maryland it is illegal to manufacture or sell stink bombs and where in Maryland why who won I don't know they were so much fun those little glass things yeah they did smell like ████ yeah why is that good well maybe in Maryland it
8:26 was an epidemic maybe kids were getting a little too crazy with it too stinky and they were the epicenter yeah they're the epicenter of production from ice cream trucks and then you crack it and it's glass yeah yeah dude we were just talking about that like 10 seconds this guy just woke up from asleep dude I was at the mall in my head yeah he was you're still in way you're still in Westfield he's like oh ████ orange juice I was all right here here's a good one I'm trying to ditch my little brother Massachusetts yeah if you play the national anthem not in its entirety it is absolutely illegal yeah you should play the whole ████ thing because what are you in a real American well what if you're learning how to play it and then you can't ████ finish it are you American
9:16 or not practicing your own home don't go in public what happens if you don't play the whole thing you go to James this is America we finished when we started so big brother 1770 except Vietnam but that don't ████ matter all right dude we're gonna talk about it we don't talk about damn right because nothing else needs to be said at all all right how about this Mississippi it's you get fined 100 bucks for swearing yeah because they're they're sweet so they're gentlemen and and ladies there how should a Mississippi man speak how does a gentleman of Mississippi how would a gentleman of Mississippi greet a lady Madam yeah hello my lady uh easy max they're supposed to be brave teasers you say stuff like that slang you don't say that to a lady what's a city in Mississippi like that Mississauga kick your ass Billy you let me know if you want me to take this brother out all
10:08 right in Missouri you can't sell a car on Sunday you know in Nevada or in Vegas uh car dealerships aren't open on Sundays yeah see is that a rule even Marty bird doesn't sound okay porn there's no porn on Sunday oh you're gonna love this Nebraska one you can't marry someone while having an STD yeah that's Unholy do you get a checkup before you get married that's my rule too dude I think that's a good one actually what if it's uh the SUV you gave them right now right now you finish what you said dude what's up what about Texas have you ever married have you ever been the ordained minister
10:58 to anybody no I haven't okay why I'm just curious I like that one though yeah that one's pretty cool dude I probably had like a syphilis outbreak good one because I think that one also I think the real application of that is like let's say surprise a couple gets married if if the couple gave the other person an STD then that marriage is null ah ah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah people that have herpes and like get married dude whoa I don't know the origin of this but it's crazy though I've heard anyways in New Mexico guess what you can't do what in New Mexico you can't wear a sombrero while dancing they probably wanted to kick out the Mexicans out of the club it's called being in a ████ Trump rally Dude Perfect trust me don't do it it's not worth it you guys ever been a trump rally there's a lot of dancing no I've I've
11:49 coordinated them coordinated I've never attended them someday always the bridesmaid for some reason I feel like there's some kind of cowboy hats in line dancing involved yeah oh yeah they're saturated in the market dude yeah thank you foreign
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