0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about what are the dumbest purchases we have ever made oo surely this room has bought some stupid stuff anything on Teemu most things I buy on teu I bought a pair of fake Yeezys on teu and I tried to convince myself that like it was a good deal and I was like yeah it's worth it but don't your friends think you're like oh wow it was fake yeezy's for real yeah but I tell everyone they're fake Yeezys cuz it's funny are they really fake though yeah they're super fake that's awesome but like um I I wore them and I was like dude I brag about them all the time to all my buddies cuz they have real Yeezys and I'm like I got mine for $20 you're a ████ idiot you spent 500 on them but then like the last week I was walking around we went to the kill Tony show and I was walking around Sofi and I was like these are really bad shoes I got to throw these ████ away oh just cuz like they're what lumpy what's up well just after you know it's just the
0:51 quality just goes to ████ almost immediately on this uh fake note did you know that some people that are actually rich they'll buy like the real Hermes bag real watch whatever but they're like you know what I want to I don't want to wear this every day high quality F the fake version they get high quality fakes and they just wear that out cuz they're like if I scratch this ah ████ it legit I think that's actually really smart why even buy the legit one to have it to have it the value colle my ████ is I'm going to do fake Rollies can't wait cuz like dude in La you can get your hand chopped off just eating eating that Open Face Sandwich at a diner cuz some guys avocado toast and you're about toy it and some guy ████ machetes your wrist and takes lops off at the wrist you're like oh no dude it was a fake and the guy's like then we both have a moment you still lose
1:42 your so you're not trying to prevent the slashing of the arm you're still getting slashed I want that moment of I want that moment of like hey dude you ████ up you made a life choice it was a mistake was worth I like that what's the really going to be worth 10K and uh it's not it's worth 300 though good deal there's some really good high quality Rollies though there are dude fake ones fake markets is is good you know how you could tell it's just the weight really yeah the fake ones don't weigh the same but they look good like on picture you can't a lot of people can't tell no they look so good in in in shirts and in tight tops but then once you once you like take that off it looks F they defy gravity I feel like I consistently buy stupid ████ but these days it's not
2:33 expensive anymore mhm or sometimes it's not stupid but other people call me stupid for doing it that's everything like what one of the most stupidest things but it was super sick is I built um I got a Japanese Craftsman to build me a t- room inside of my office with that right in there that class case that was a custom case too that they built and I spent 20 grand on it what damn and but I want it cuz I had this vision of like all right I'm going to have what kind of wood do they use it was really cool because it was it was like a three it was a three compartment but then we customized it to where the t- room you can open it up and then there's like this inside table where you can talk and whatever right and then I told him I want to sleep on this so he goes all right so you can remove this table
3:23 that's cool you put another tatami thing he goes he built me drawers on the bottom so I could put bedding yeah and then yeah and then so I would lay out ████ I would knock out on there and then I'll be like dude this is Ultimate cuz I I loved like just sleeping at the office working and then getting my ████ done and whatever that's what Mr Beast does you ever drink tea off of it I didn't but I pretended I did a photo shoot of me in a samurai suit and I was pouring tea out to my friend and that was a really cool picture where's the samurai suit at it's in there it's in the box right there I got that in Japan that was 7 Grand you ever bought anything that made you feel like ████ why did I buy this all the time I'm so glad that instead of displaying the S Grand armor you have like $40 worth of a good real close yeah that is priceless Uncle Sam and Uncle shim that's what started it
4:14 all um there's this thing in Vegas one of the best things ever it's called thear Nellis auction yeah Nellis auction Nellis auction all right so imagine hook up Ray thanks Ray eBay but physically so like so like let's say immediately as soon as you win on eBay you go pick it up wow wao and oh sh I'm telling you dude it's Dirt Cheap I got a ████ vacuum cleaner for 20 bucks what brand I don't know what's your favorite brand tys I almost say Dyson Dyson those are expensive not that one but but close red bought shark I bought things that I didn't even know existed dude yeah I bought this ████ called postbiotics what's that it's just
5:04 prebiotics I mean it's just probiotics but they call it like ████ postbiotics I was like ████ ████ that makes no sense that means you got to shove it the other way cuz it's after you digest your food well because I got to this point where like so the way not how it works is um it's timed right so so they'll give you like 7 days or 3 days or whatever and then at the last minute it'll start counting down right and then whoever gets it with the highest bid they win so what I would do is I would search by what's going to end soon and what is the lowest bid everything that has ████ 0 I would just go $1 $1 $1 $1 and I would just get random ████ ████ they had like mystery boxes it was just like mystery
5:54 box of things and I'm like what the ████ I get that ████ for a whole dollar and I'm like I got trousers baby clothes nice all kinds of ████ what do you do with the baby clothes I ended up giving all that ████ away cuz bab dude I bought 15 they kid toys a dollar each but each of these kid toys were like $20 cut it all up actually through the trash I gave it to a big doll company gave it to a small Chihuahua doll I I think uh didn't see that coming actually thanks me man I bought a ████ bubble gun I got some of this ████ here you know what go do a haul dude go get your ████ I bought ████ show us some ████ I got to open up the boxes no I mean like I had to go in that's
6:44 fine we got stories too yeah yeah live unboxing dud cuz that might be fasc I I bought three birthday K gifts for taica from every year I'm going to give him a different gift wow spent like $35 or $3 he's like oh thanks Uncle Joe got me another mystery box 15th birthday hey you guys tell me about your dumb ████ I'm going to go look for I spend a lot of my money on stupid ████ that I consider stupid and it's usually just like toys and hobby ████ that I'm like oh this would be sick to have and whatever and then when I have it I'm like ████ I'm just literally just going to sit here I'm not going to do I think Joe beat us all with the baby clothes that he bought baby clothes is pretty I want him to open up one of those boxes and it' be nothing but baby clothes and baby bonnets though it doesn't work not thatf Joe never finds what he's looking forever but you know what dude
7:37 he finds everything else that he was looking for in previous videos I've been buying a lot of offbrand stuff on Amazon like that you know how you said Dyson is like your favorite brand like I tried a Dyson hair dryer and I bought a Chinese version of the Dyson the Chinese one isy it's like 60 bucks and it ████ goes it blasts that air on you dude I'm like dude this is the same thing the with the Chinese one though it ████ going to break maybe next week we'll fight out yeah we'll fight out the shelf life don't last see daisies you flip the switch all the way up sucks your hair into the ████ thing you got to call the fire department and like this is from China we can't help you there's no lawsuits we can do for you I don't know we can't do I don't know man CH got bread you I do I do like the the fake stuff though yeah teu I bought a ████ this little stupid rug a bath rug from teu and it's it's thin as paper it's
8:29 thin as paper yeah and part of me goes I can't believe I did this to myself you think you're getting a good deal you're like this is useless I'm just yeah higher pressure reader oh yeah but I didn't know how to set it up so it just beeps but it looks cool in my truck looks like you know what you're doing yeah know it looks great I bought I bought hiking shoes like 5 years ago and I it's still in the bag to this day sitting in my shoe when you need to go hiking exactly to come in clutch yeah but to me it feels stupid cuz I'm like I literally will never use these I dumbest purchase I ever made was an engagement ring heard that brother honestly that s███'s a racket though oh or like the wedding band oh diamonds period the wedding band is like dude hey she wanted my lady wanted white pearls from Tiffany and Cole that's nice I had no money but I had to do what I had to do we made it
9:19 happen we made it happen I'm happy that I got it but I'm like Jesus ████ Christ got spend that damn this ████ is stupid how many bills I got to drop on this thing what's the rule of thumb like 3 months 3 months of your Sal three month salary so at the time when I bought my engagement ring I was making like 500 bucks a month yeah so I was not that bad hey dude 3,000 bucks bad no I didn't say 3,000 dude I said lower lower you know I regret kind of buying my PS5 I bought a PS5 oh there's no games and it's like I got it and I I play it for a little bit and I'm like got award like Anthony and he's in a cult so he thinks God of War is like the greatest thing ever it's fun but then again it's like God of War it I regret it I have remorse for buying it I mean what else is there going to be dude I heard that they're basically
10:09 giving up on it and next year they're going to be a ps6 yeah it's out it's dying out there's no games for PS5 huh dude they get they got you good they got my ass everybody's on PC I didn't buy this generation I'm on a PC but my PC sucks you know what is good Corner oh ████ the electric kettle's money I'm not there it is electric k ████ Uncle JK you going give that to TA bubble gun oh my God a baguette plus ta right now he's like six he'll like the bagette I think Hamilton Beach next year look at this ████ hey if you don't want that water that electric kettle I'll take itton Beach you're telling me that if you're a kid and you get a coding Critter Critter yeah I got this for $1 dude did you really I'm going rock up to the party little kids don't know the value of ████ they're just
11:00 going to see cute ████ they're going to be like but can you like wipe it off with a micro or something dust is really D disturbing amount of dust it is Dusty give it a wipe down that's going to be Hannah's job want dust and a gift yeah bubble gun bubble gun is cool a dollar bro you give it to a grown man ████ $5 that's legit that's probably the best yeah you can set up for 25 Joe is set for like the next five white elephants that's what I'm saying Rockets what the ████ is a water rocket let me see it's a literally a water rocket you don't know what that is you just shoot up in the air water I thought it was find oh yeah yeah it's only cool it's only if you have a yard though it's things that I've never seen and I will never buy Colleen what kind of dumb ████ have you bought you know what I'll say this I'm super intentional with my money
11:51 ████ is this another Colleen like I'm not going to share anything video no it's not it's just really just a ████ facts you ████ Colleen's mom will you just tell her to ████ open up a little bit that is the opening up I am truly intentional with my money because I don't have money gay you never just like splurge on something real quick come on you got how do you blood mask or some ████ M for sure for sure but that's not that's not I don't regret it's not stupid stupid oh that's sick steady this is this stupid or what I got it for $30 each really expensive that is pretty expensive a lot of money for plastic
12:41 yeah I do it's not just plastic $30 each it's good plastic yeah it's quality stupid or is that stupid detail on this what is it Rock Steady bbop bbop I'm about to though I'm about to collect all of them right dude yeah I played ninja troll yeah hey did you find any did you happen to find any Transformers cuz that I wasn't into that that's kind of transgender oh what you probably like that ████ don't you you probably I start questioning my childhood you probably love those toys guys that were into Transformers they're all girls now and girls that were in Transformers they're all guys now yeah it's actually 100% 100% Rob just what I don't regret is buying plastic robots called Gundams and building them spending hours sitting at
13:31 my table and then after I'm done building them I would pose them like this like you hell yeah dude air flares 720 spins you should have a warning before this video just telling chicks like you might get too wet during the I no what I tell them is like Yo dude I'm a virgin I play with robot toys but that is the best guy to get with he's not going to go out cheating on you he's too busy with his ████ Gundams put Velcro on your seat put Velcro on your butt and then and lock in for this video Lo in lock it in lock in don't don't slip and slide around get some towels ready you might turn your chair into a water slide cuz you're going to get wet scotch C dude W I think uh I thoroughly spend I think youd spend money on dumb ████ all time oh I have something else I regret I regret this because it's my
14:21 fault where I threw my phone in the washing machine and I put it on the full cycle so I regret having to buy a new phone because I washed my phone in the wash what version was it it was like the 12 it was iPhone 12 I put it in a 45 minute cycle it wasn't even my clothes I was washing tips clothes my phone was in there cold cold ████ love it why why why delicates they love cold delicates why it it keeps their ████ uh tight and you're supposed to air dry certain and I open up the washing machine and put it in the dryer there's my phone in there and I I thought I I could still work but you know you put in rice put in the dryer actually should put it in Dr just Chuck it in there never understood that do you guys think any of these things are dumb no depends on I don't like you carrying that many swords at one time objectively give me
15:11 that that's a real axe too give me that samurai sword hell yeah it's cold steel it's like a sharp crowbar hell yeah this is Joe on his first date TJ I'm impressed you want to see my AC I'm impressed here you go this is he's like oh I hope they bring us our chips soon it's supposed to be bottomless he brings all this to the restaurant he a giant bag this my bow staff yeah he's like he's like just be careful be careful careful careful careful the sheath this is also called a sheet Steve you're opening while he like yeah is it real yeah that's real for sure I got blue cheese yeah I got the fajitas that's that's here right here with me and this happy girl yeah yeah yeah yeah so super happy this girl on the
16:02 dream day of her life hey can you take a picture of me take a picture not not even of us now get both now okay now get both of us like crazy that is my perfect day careful Siam does Hannah like the weapons that's a no that's you're going to ████ it up that's upside down I don't know I don't ████ know thank God it again no yes thank God I don't know whites does it take to she the katana we still won don't ████ give a ████ all right dude I got to pick up old ████ guess what we made the fork dude everyone wants a fork nobody wants a
16:53 Chopsticks dude nobody oh man speak for yourself for get their hand cramps with the the Chopstick trainers have you used those no wildly popular sport everybody uses it we own is that a gardening tool that's a battle Hammer oh you know one is for crushing and one is for stabbing what the ████ yo that's pretty scary this in your throat oh my you're dead see is it a good investment or a good investment this is great Home Defense because like people be like when are you ever going to use it when there's an apocalypse yeah boom when you need weapons yeah yeah yeah why do you need so many look at how many friends I got that didn't prepare and we're going to be like L wi in a wardrobe with different ████ if there's an there's an apocalypse are you going to give like the fake swords to like one of us or that would suck if
17:45 we you could be the Nick you could be the the the Mage you're the Mage you're the Bowa guy you have skills of the body the Mage is not that's a hard reality that's the lamest one could you grab that bag out of the river Nick with the the guy yeah yeah yeah yeah you're the guy that just post things with a I can pvol with it maybe not very far no it's because your body's a weapon you don't need good gig I'm like Joe what if they have guns that Joe just it's just spin the stick really fast thr it at him just got to impress them but not that far check this out you know I'll be the guy like Indiana Jones does all the fancy movies him make sure he's not alive or something hey hey you sleep that's the job that's the job wake up and then
18:35 maybe will'll upgrade to bit oh cool thanks guys that's actually more useful I think ick it at him you ready this get wet ████ oh danger makes me horny Shin Shin that is a pretty cool Katana danger makes me too hornet [Music]
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