0:00 would you choose the bear Nick as someone who could defend against either no not a bear dude not a bear you can't realin naked chold a bear part of me feels like I could like Juke them out though like if they're running at me I could hit him with a little hesy and just go that way break his ankles nobody tries running [Music] zigzags and welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the careful boys where today our white people are sitting across from each other want to say the same God they're enemies they're not enemies been to yeah anti-white Alliance white women hate white men damn I have seen articles about that though why do you hate us it's true white women hate white men do you know this white women hate white men yeah some natural enemies oh yeah that's
0:50 right that's like the opposite sides of the yeah cuz white men are Trump supporters and white women are Cala supporters and the whole nation's divided cuz white men like Asian women anyways so I don't like that either I don't like that I don't like that I don't like that they're ours white men are ours there's there's enough Chinese girls for everyone it's half true for Steve cuz Nikki's Filipino kind of oh yeah I mean not kind of she's she is Ka is cuz 50% is Ka of when someone says 50/50 that means Ka that's fair we know's got that yellow fever only 34% yeah she's got more of a dark roast fever did you say jungle litis yeah she got jungali litis you make it sound like a disease you guys know that's a bit right
1:41 struck with jungle litis she's struck with she likes men from the jungle I think this is his bit Amazon that's not that that's not a bit you're going bit for bit yeah she likes the equator man what's the equator man jle equadorian what are those close to the equator some people will be like oh uh you got you got jungle fever thank but I I take it up a notch and call it I label the phenomenon disease oh you made that word jungali litis jungus a new one can you can you give like the scientific explanation and definition of jungali litis like as you would see in like I don't know uh WebMD it's more diverse than having like cuz some people would be like if you only like black guys you got jungle fever like that movie so does that give you Ginger Vitus oh o that's
2:31 really good we I think we're struck with some ginger vtis my friend that s███'s hot but you could like turn into a ginger at any time in a sense really but you can't turn into like a not a real Ginger you know what I mean cuz like technically then aren't you a a ginger at this moment because it's not orange but isn't it she's black widow she don't have she had no freckles without the black isn't that thing I guess it's the combination right also doesn't have pigtails with wires in them and braces wait is it is your hair California copper what the ████ is that a real color like a penny is that is that a Home Depot paint I thought that was a trend right the color looks good on you though Ken no it's I think it's called Cowboy copper Cowboy copper I know I can tell Cowboy copper I was
3:21 trying to like build a bridge and she just completely ignored it white women don't like white men she hates white people no no no but then but then I heard that it's white men it's white straight so Tyler is on the he's Ally they're allies yeah you're gay I know that friend see wait easy as that you never heard of that straight white guys right now are like that's the reason they're on their own they're the reason why women choose the bear yeah they choose the bear cuz they're afraid of the straight white guys you know that you know that whole thing I don't know that I know the bear TV show you know that right the the yeah they they'd rather chose so it's like the question is for a woman would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear and most women are choosing bear shut the front door and you know what where have
4:12 you been they've been doing that ████ I had that reaction of like that's so Fu and then I and then I really this sounds so gay I really listened and I really read and I understand why they say that now you really listened huh why do they say that cuz bears are fluffy and cuddly because I think what they're thinking it's super rage ba though cuz it's putting all into this category of our men but that's what we do here put it all in there there a part of it there's a part of it that made sense to me when it when when you already think you're dead either way you'd rather be killed by a bear than be tortured and like yeah that's true you know what I mean all right but if I see a park ranger and I see a bear I I I'm going to be like yo park ranger help me yay you found me I'm rescued I think the park ranger is the bear yeah but I don't know like speaking from a lesbian's perspective when I when I was inside the uh forest and lost I
5:04 was hoping that a park ranger would find me you can't speak from a lesbian pers you can speak from a car mechanic perspective now true you w on Toyotas I don't present I was going to say you're not giving lesbian anymore I know sorry just cuz I'm not presenting plus you're next to a real Ally you're not peacocking okay so the the darkness in that is dark is that they rather choose bear cuz they're already assuming the worst possible scenario and then they realize that man is capable of worse man is capable of making you a slave of like disfiguring you doing like horrible horrible things well I mean bear can kind of disfigure you but there's a chance the bear won't not slowly though the bear will probably just eat you and it's instinctual but you never see Revenant oh my God but he's a white man so that might have been a female bear have you guys seen some some home videos where guys are like ring cameras or the guy was going to his garage and there
5:55 was a bear he was like oh my God and he's like freaking out and the bear just walks right by him dude bears are so cute I see them on social media they're so cute this is a park scenario you have to like that wasn't a no that's a garage scenario that's a garage scenario that's what I'm saying that's why it's not the same you go into the park scenario and the it's death is assumed but be bear in a cabin right isn't that the whole scenario what is it what is bear in a cabin that's what they're saying oh I didn't know that it was in a cabin did I just make that up is it a two-bedroom a cab I didn't know there was that many specifics also with that analogy I'm thinking of like fictional bears and like every bear from cartoons is super nice and amazing like got Bear in the Big Blue House you got brother bear the more we talk about the more I understand cuz like even if you get into the park right and then you see a bear and you're like possib it goes away exactly you have you do that to a white man yeah not
6:46 straight white straight man yeah he's going to kidnap you and turn you into a slave probably he could probably yeah for sure if you guys can be gay why can't I be straight that's not fair okay soir we're trying to represent I might be better at being gay than you are being straight though my God that's so true hey you weren't supposed to agree man why do I sense tension would you guys rather nothing makes me feel gayer than filming with the J news crew got really competitive would you guys rather see a bear or a man in the force is he white is he white is he white and straight A Bear really yeah what am I going to take photos of a white straight man yeah oh you're talking about like Al oh you don't feel danger no I feel danger if I see a bear oh no if I'm
7:36 camping I saw Nina look a bear I'm not going to be like look at this Anglo Saxon and no you know what the difference is though you're a ████ Eagle Scout so you have experience that's true yeah you have that doesn't give me armor n but it does give you a little bit of experience cuz you've seen bears in the woods before know which kind of I have it this the anti- bear circles from SpongeBob that's how you get them away oh is a big circle is there is there any type of scout training if you run into a straight white guy in the forest you don't get a badge for that it's usually your scout master and he's slow he you start putting ████ crackers down in a in breadcrumb format but do they teach you anything like survival against other people at all no no no I think they assume Wilderness like is like wild wilderness and humans are fine I thought you just tie them up with ropes but they indirectly always tell you to be
8:26 prepared so you always have to have things like your pocket knife or your Hatchet or your rope or your whatever the ████ a pocket knife got to kill a bear whist whistle well you whle for like Morse code and Stu but also for emergency like so you got a bear attacking you you're like playing Sandstorm it's always sandor if you like fall down a ravine or something like that it's going to be a lot easier for people to hear you whistling and you're going to be able to whistle a lot longer than get Tomorrowland true whistle would be legit so you got a ████ Morse code with the whistle dude when women have great whistles they don't do Morse code when somebody's attacking them they just supposed to know what the problem is you brought up a whistle in my head I go I should probably get a whistle on my fanny pack you know it's like a I just put one in there it's l and then you
9:16 blow it like this if I ever get stuck somewhere or something yeah like it's probably going to be where would where do you imagine getting stuck I don't know but I think it's just safe to have in Jiu-Jitsu you're getting pissed where do you imagine being stuck where you want people to know where you are what if you what if you're stuck somewhere and and you're like a spy in a situation oh ████ you're right I probably wouldn't use the whist not I hate people who overuse whistles for their jobs when you're just like at a crosswalk and they're like oh yeah yeah and they just make up a morse code at you m yeah it's disrespect to Scouts if me I'll do it come on they're giving you a whistle you're going to ████ use it you know what I mean it's like if somebody gives you a laser pointer what are you going to do use it you know you over there what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do
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10:57 just do those by like wa yeah anybody because it's like imagine like somebody's like okay we're about to come in the holiday season tie a Christmas tree to the top of your car bow tie oh I just double knot it I just use the ratchets the bunny ear thing bu cords just stuff like that is all you know just like little things where you could just tie something that's pretty cool b boom skis do you know how to tie a noose yeah yeah you do why are you asking what's you know just case Okay uh just case wait like so what's the context of them teaching you that in uh a do they teach you that in Boy Scouts keep certain people out of your troop what to catch horses dude did they teach you that though and they say never do this one but now we learn how to do it it's like cat horses snares rabbit rabbit snares are you guys all
11:48 zookeepers what the it's like the it's like the level three of like a slip knot it's like the second you understand one and then you start understanding like lashing a certain thing in the way that like you lash stuff and then like wait a minute I bet you if I do this oh you could just figure it out it's like a it's like a ████ you know one of the unforgivable curses of Wan using I feel like lashing is like one of the main uses for knots whenever you're camping like that's actually kind of cool cuz you're always learning something that has like a noose end right like a slip knot has like that noose end but it can slip or or like you know a freaking a bow hitch or a bow line or like two half hitches there's a there's a specific knot that if you do fall they teach you CU you could also do it with one hand there's a specific knot that if you put that rope around you you could tie it and then it won't like cut you in half as you're getting pulled up cuz you have to know the Locking mechanisms that don't slide on the Rock uh on the Rope
12:39 versus the ones that do like can't move around when you were learning knots did the Scot Master do that one where he's like and then you go like this and then you know when it's not a knot they do it way cuter oh oh I know what you're talking about you know you know the one where they put the Rope around the neck and then you're like no don't and then he goes like this and it's just like hey yeah we got you stuff's easy you know how to do that you know how to do stuff like that you've never done it all this time you've known you never use that as a gas you could have been entertaining us for hours hours yeah we never learned how to do knots I think knots is very very useful and I think like basic first date is very very useful like you You' be surprised at like um every single time it's like let's say somebody's ████ not breathing or whatever right there was like what's step one slap you just check the air way yeah you salute you pour some pour some out for the
13:29 homie whistle with your whistle you whistle that's what it's for we've already lost one that's all you got to do you carry around a trumpet everywhere you go no but what is the right thing to do if someone's not yeah when they can't you just start making out with them that is good you check but what's step two check the airway I'm like just check can I help you I know I am CPR certified my name is Nick that's why I teach you an assert bro do you know where you are certifi folks com Bel yeah dude I number one introduce yourself hello my name is Nick I a personal trainer can I help you like that I'm a personal that's pretty good two pugs at home I majored in kinesiology I did I did okay I did okay I can increase your deadlift by 30% nice I was certified 15 years ago I don't know if they changed the rules I don't
14:19 know I don't know times have changed I've never actually done this before you know back in the day that would teach you to like do a certain amount of chest compressions and then blow into the mouth two two breasts 30 compressions right yeah now it's just keep compressing once you get somebody to call for help or call the ad no they just say just keep compressing cuz they make you bro they get they make you take the dummy home you ████ tilt the head yeah don't make you take the dummy home bro you take the dummy home bro you don't take the dummies are expensive hold on hold on CLE when was the last time you've been CPR certified years ago okay dude you must went to I'm the authority brother I just wait so you walking around with a dummy everywhere you pick it up you pick it up at the place right and then you drop it back is it a bag of flour is that what you're talking about it's not a no it's a real ████ it's a half a torso basically you stole property no dude there's a box where you just take them all what if you weren't supposed to take
15:09 it home the whole time they're like where where the ████ they go it's their only one it's their demonstration no it's uh I brought it home and then brought it back I took care of I took care you know how many people probably ████ it well e what I'm doing the this is why women choose the bear yeah this is exactly what but he's right though he's absolutely right Nick's probably just practicing and then he's like that tastes sour this tastes like SE how do you know it tastes sour would you choose the bear Nick as someone who could defend against either no not a bear dude not a bear you can't Rin naked CH hold a bear no no way I could part of me feels like I could like Juke them out though like if they're running at me I could hit him with a little hesi and just go that way I can break a bear's ankle break his ankles nobody tries running zigzags the Bear Just Stagg oh w w whoa
16:01 whoa fall back like that I think I can do that the ra the Rangers are all oh all the animal show you ████ deer and ████ just watching they're not helping yeah um no I think I would probably stay with a guy uh man you stay with a stay with men is that a Freudian slipper you'll take your chances with any type of guy this guy is trying to sa you though keep that in mind he is trying to well that changes the whole thing he won't essay I'll essay him first if he tries if he tries to ESS me I'm going to try he's the man in that guy scenario that guy's like I was hoping for a bear they're both just spidermanning each other like we'll be cool we'll be cool but the moment he tries to essay me I'mma I'm going try to essay him right back dude okay and for for good too you know what I'm talking
16:51 about I like that does that count in court where it's like but I essayed him on self-defense is that a plea should me first it's going to be it's my word against his I fear for my ass I had to he did I had to do it before he I got to build my I got to build my case if I do that is that admissible at all I got to I got to make him fall into some traps or something oh you say fall in love oh hey that's that's just going to be a normal thing I think I have a better chance at killing a dude than a bear oh yeah yeah yeah like if we were this close right can you pepper spray bear you think that would work yeah there's bear maze well yeah cuz you also point this at a bear though and a bear is not going to be like not only that only you can start forest fires that's the though too you can
17:42 shoot a bear right and then if they're close enough it'll take a minute like they'll feel it they'll still cute yeah they don't even react sometimes that's scary but unless is on drugs yeah a guy mushroom's not going to he's he's you could blast his ass you bring in the variable of drugs and you got to also be bring in the variable of drugs for the bear Like Cocaine bear though you know oh oh ████ done see that's funny even a sober bear if Joe ran into an Iowaska retreat in the forest starts I start ████ them all up C's there Tyler as a as a gay man bear or straight white guy in the forest or gay bear though gay bear I'm going to go with the bear wow see I'm telling you dude if they're trying to if
18:32 they're trying to assault me in that way like is that the premise though always that the assumption is that you're always in danger with the man I think I think the we added the assault part no we added that that's not I think that's the unspoken thing about this whole entire scenario though it's not talking about the nice guy at the library who's reading the book not for real though why not I think a lot of guys miss the point of that question because the point is isn't like oh you're going to you're not going to have a better chance of surviving with a bear the point is more look at how most women feel about being alone with a guy that's the part yeah you don't got to care about what happens after it's like that's sad that that's that person's attitude you know and they're not doing it to like and honestly I don't blame them dude guys are ████ weird the guys are gross I don't blame him either man because some dudes choose a bear too man yeah depends on what kind of dude though and also
19:22 what kind of bear yeah cuz I saw a panda bear babyar a red panda baby bear you know the Mama's around though maybe the mama died yeah and it's a very sad situation you're fostering it regular brown bears can we choose the bear can I choose koala koalas are vicious and they got chyia or berries what if it's a guy who identifies as a bear that's dangerous like a furry what if it's a furry that's okay that's probably you know I probably ████ that fool up dude I mean in gay culture bears are actually like you punch it in the nose and it has to react like a bear oh that's true it'll have yeah I thought you said you were going to ████ that fool that's what I thought you were going to say you were going to ████ that furry he might you would ████ a furry maybe if they're hot what makes a hot be cool I wouldn't feel they take the thing off and then the person underneath
20:12 is I would assume no I would say keep that on oh that's what you do if you're using it to conceal your identity which is like half the furry fan base is it is that what it is like they're all trying to like not be themselves I think that's half of it I think there's like a disassociation Factor oh right they get to be something that they're not yeah while they're in the suit they're a different person yeah that's their character like when you kind when you put your ghee on I'm a little more gay um but you know I I could I actually become weaker when I put on my ghee makes you weaker yeah it's very heavy
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