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Things You Absolutely Can Not Get Enough Of

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0:02 Yes. Okay. Now I'm I'm jing everywhere all over the wall. Come on. Let them come. Today we're talking about all the things we absolutely cannot get enough of. Things we can't get enough of. Yep. Oh man. Like sweets like like donuts. Yes. Really? Yeah. For real. We got donut right? That's why I probably ate the most already. How many have you eaten? Well, I ate a bit of that glazed one that you did. I ate the whole sugar twisty. I ate two donut holes and then I ate a quarter of the crumb one. Then you did two and I'm always sitting here being like and I had five donut holes. I'm thinking about it. I do another donut. I just like it and I I knowing that it's bad. That's what makes it hurt. Yeah. Well, do you have like um I guess like because you you've been so like fit or like slim for such a while. Do you have any residual like cravings

0:54 from your fat days? Yeah. All the time. Really? Yeah. That's why it's a s█████ like self-discipline thing that like has to happen every single day, bro. Like if I could eat just nothing but double extra flaming hot Cheetos and be good, I sneak them away from me. But don't you burn a lot of calories by dancing, dancing, dancing. Be a dancing machine. I don't dance as much as I used to. Yeah. Do you? Not at all, bro. That's the most dangerous part. Yeah. So, I have to just like be like, that's why I've been telling him all freaking week how guilty I feel for not like getting a chance to work out and stuff. You'll be all right. Just, you know, it's just let it go when you're here. And when you're not here, be a good boy. And it's not like you're in bad shape. You're in good shape. Yeah. Your body just might need a week cuz you just threw your body. I appreciate the depth of that. I'm just answering this question. I'm in great

1:44 shape, too. Can't get enough of Yeah. Can't get Can't get enough of pornhub.com. Sickest website ever. I'm not really into pull hop. I like Spank Man. I got this other one called Hamster. X Hamster. I like that one. That's OG one. That's OG. Yeah. I used to like No, Xamster. X Hamster. Hhster. Yeah. But um or X video.com. I don't really Yeah. Porn up is like um I don't like it. That's a throwback. That's the best one. You brought that up yesterday. That got me one right now. I'm really into Spank Bang. That's the really good one. Spank Bang. Spank bangs. Spank bangs. Spank bang. Thank you. Honestly, I get really worried about how much energy drinks I drink. Do you How many do you drink per day? I nowadays it's at least one, but I feel like that's too much. One's too much. Yeah, cuz

2:34 sometimes I'll do pre-workout, but it's just the habit of going to get one all the time. It's like it's become so automatic and I just don't like that I do that. But don't you love waking up in the morning, going to your fridge, and getting an ice cold energy drink? It's like romantic. I do like it. It's like it's how I treat myself, you know? So, I I I bought the This is so ████ lame, but um I bought all these ice cubes, like the big thick um like whiskey ones. Oh, yeah. And I put them in my water bottle. You know what I mean? So, it gets the water real quick. Damn. You put whiskey ice cubes in your water because they they stay the coldest the longest and they're the and they're dense, you know? Oh, like the big the big ones. Those are good cuz I I usually carry like gallon water or like at least half a gallon. So, I just need like big ice volume. But sometimes I'll do that and I'll just throw some like a stupid dumb little uh freaking like a monster or something like you just did right now. Yeah, just like what I You did it under

3:24 the table cuz you're ashamed. No, I just did. Yeah, I guess. I just don't want to splash. I got skull ice cubes. I bet those are dense. Dense. It's sick. My father-in-law got them for me. You kind of got me ████ up on the ice when you brought the ice machine. I was like, "Yo, these are sick, bro." But I don't have the counter space for it, so I was like, "I will find a new substitution." So ice is what I'm really excited about. No, I love an ice maker, man. My pebble ice maker changed my life. You know, that's a very American thing. A lot of countries don't drink their drinks with ice and they think we're weird. They're wrong. They're wrong. We should invade their country and take When you go to Texas, you get a cup this big, right? And they always have crushed ice and then they fill it to the ████ top. So, technically, the drink is only this much. I don't like I actually like that. The movie theater ████ you so hard with that. But that's why we do it for like surface level quick satisfaction, but like everywhere else it's like that

4:15 it slows your digestive system. It's not good for you technically. My dad lukewarm soda is not good for you, dude. My dad used to get so mad at us. Did your parents get mad at you for drinking ice water? Uh my parents would usually try to be like drinking lukewarm, but then I think And that's a Chinese thing, huh? No, I think after a while they just got okay with like enjoying cold beverages as well. So my parents didn't really do it as much. Well, what what do they think? Like like superstition. Yeah. Slows down your digestive system. But is that like actually Well, with Chinese food, it's because so greasy that you always have to do hot tea cuz hot tea helps to break the grease up and like helps your digestive system. So, it makes sense because of like the s█████ foods that we eat. Yeah. Well, what's wrong with having a slow digestion? I don't know. I think it's just some ████ my dad would get mad at me about. But it would be so weird cuz he he wouldn't really he would let me kind of be chill about stuff. But then like when he would see me drink a ice water,

5:05 he'd be like like it was almost like I was doing heroin right in front of him. He'd be like, "Oh man, you got to stop drinking that ice water. I told you it's not good." But what about the Inuit people? That's all they drink. I'm just like, "Okay, dude. If I die from drinking ice water, that means I ████ up a long time ago." I like cold water. Yeah, I bring I bring um bottles of water to Nikki's dad's house cuz he always leaves the brida out of the freaking Oh, room temp. Yeah, room. I don't like that ████ Why? Why? I think it's the Asian thing. I have no idea. Probably. Well, I don't think Filipinos do it. I think it's a Chinese thing. He does it cuz they be doing it for the Zodiac. I have no idea, bro. Really? Strange. Also, they're they like Why even have it out? It has this much water in the goddamn thing. I always have to fill their water up. That's weird. You know what? I can't get enough of I will I look I cannot look enough at Facebook Marketplace. I believe that every time

5:56 you see me looking at my phone here, that's what I'm doing. You're always finding hype ████ too. I just I just like I just like to be curious and Hey, when you when you when you get that fixed, do you switch over to Offer Up? No, I don't use Offer Up no more. Oh, really? No, I don't like it. What's your category over there for Offer Up? Yeah. No. Yeah, for Facebook Marketplace. Well, after a while, the algorithm serves you cuz it knows what you look at mostly and then your homepage is full of all that ████ automatically. Wow. Which is why I support being spied on electronically. Yeah. No, I just can't like I can't stop like it itches. So, is it antiques? Is it like car parts? Are you and are you doing a lot of resell? Uh, very little. Very little resell. Yeah. But, um, yeah, I'll just I'll just look and see what's there. Sometimes it'll be car parts. It'll be like like vintage furniture, a lot of vintage stuff, collectibles. What's the most proud thing you ever purchased on Facebook Marketplace? Like

6:47 the best deal you got? The best deal I got. So that you were like, "Dude, I I got a ████ steal. I robbed this guy blind." One of one of the best things I ever got was the whole front of a of an AMC Rambler. Like a It's like a 67 car. And I got the entire front of it, which I all that's all I needed cuz I was going to build something for a set for 100 bucks, which is pretty good. And then um and it was it still had its original paint on it and everything. And then I and I built it into a table that you could roll for the one of the studios. And then um yeah, and then once I sold the studio that was valued at such a high like I think it was valued at like $2,000 or something because of how like well like put together everything was there and it had you can put lights on and everything. I think you made the lights. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

7:38 And then I just started making a bunch of those. So I would just be on Offer Up looking for I would just write front clip on Offer Up in Facebook and front clip means it's the whole like with the two fenders, the hood, the bumper, the lower valance. Why are people selling just like a front clip of a car? I think when stuff gets junked like they just end up having that left over sometimes or usually if you get in a front collision that's the part that they need to like repair their car or if someone that wants an engine swap usually front clip comes with the engine that's working or you get rear ended and your car is total then all you have that's good is the front. So then people just end up with them on their lawns or in junkyards. And I would get the I started looking for VW Bug ones so I could make these for like commissions and then I would just make VW bug fronts and then put lights on them and then repaint it. If you find any Miata ones, that's what's there at the Long Beach uh roller

8:28 rink is like it's the whole front of a Vel bug and then they use it as like lighting. See, I learned so much from talking to those. But I've never paid more than 100 bucks for one of those. Even the VW Bug ones. Yeah, I love finding those. Can I can I help you with one of those one time? I think it'd be so interesting to watch you do that ████ No, honestly, I really want to see you boring, dude. No, it sounds sick. Would you ever do like a Sunday car? Like just like slowly fix some old vintage classic something in your in your garage and just take like 3 years to do it. There's like a weird um what is it called? It's like a weird middle ground that I can't get out of where like if I buy something that I want to fix up, I end up liking it too much to have to figure it out myself and ████ it up. You know what I mean? Like I was like, I'm going to buy this crappy ass van and fix it up and make it all cool because it sucks and it's crappy and it doesn't cost anything. But then as I

9:19 kept going, I'm like, oh, it's actually kind of nice now. Maybe I should stop trying to learn on this because I don't want to ruin it. You know what I mean? Cuz there's some things that I completely break and they're just done. Like I'll buy like a vintage lamp and try to rewire the entire thing from scratch and I ████ it up and it's broken and it's that's the end of its life. I don't want that to happen with a car. Yeah. Something that you really like. Not that it will happen with a whole car, but then there's some things like mechanically that if I do it wrong and then I start it, it's over if it's not right, you know? Well, what if it was like a Saturn? You'll never like it. Saturn wouldn't really be a goal of Ford Falcon. But I I am going to try to uh I want to repaint my whole like Trans Am myself pretty soon. What color? I want to do like a like a dark gray with a paintbrush or or a brown. Yeah. Instead of matte black because it's too hot in there, huh? Well, it's just like I think it just deserves to look as like old like I want more of like a 70s look rather than an 80s. Okay. Yeah. So,

10:10 you're going to get an actual spray machine like a air airbrush. Yeah, we have a couple of those. We have a couple of those. I just need to learn how to like block sand and and and uh and and resurface it correctly cuz that's cuz you have to sand it down and clean. That's what good painting is on a car. It's the prep work. It's not the actual shooting of the paint. It's how perfect is the surface that you painted before you painted it. Sorry if you're all asleep by now. It's fascinating. Boring ████ I want to learn the coolest guy. Yeah, you're the most interesting man in the world. It makes me feel insecure that I don't know any of this. I could probably um get the front of a car and then I could be like, "Get the desk now. Somebody pay me for this ████ desk." Okay, that's what I need. You feel less of a man. I got a car desk for you, dude. You know what? I can't get enough of a good action movie. For real. Yeah. Like John Wick. Sure.

11:00 Yeah. Any of that. Anything. A revenge one is my favorite. Yeah. Mine too. Anytime there's a revenge ass. Were you in heaven watching The Raid? Yeah. Oh my goodness. I don't even need Great. I'm just saying, can we just consistent good all year? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That ████ was like the first crackhead speed martial art movie I've ever seen. Yeah. If a movie makes me go like this with my friend. Yes. Okay. That I'm I'm ████ everywhere. All over the wall. Come on. Come on. It was Mad Max but like Asian karate style. Dude. Yeah. Seeing the first the Fury Road in theaters was insane to me. But it's that pace like crazy what I was seeing. So, as long as as long as they get it together, all right, the studios and all that stuff just continue just dishing out. What I don't want to see is just like this like crap stuff that goes like Amazon Prime

11:51 Video or what, you know, and then you get hooked in because it's like like for some reason the movie is junk, but whoever did the thumbnail for that is killing it, you know? There's a lot of that. Yeah. I'm like, dude, I got sucked in this thing. Now you're like committed, so you have to finish. Did you see Sinners? I did. Did you like it? I'm glad you asked me while Mike's not here cuz Mike loved it. Mike's on loved it. Loved it. Did people hype it up too much for you? He said he didn't have that feeling since inception. Wow. What? From that deep. Wow. I've heard good things. People love center. Yeah, I've heard really good things. Okay. It's It's good. Oh, that's it, huh? You want me to dive? Like I like dive in. Why not? Just a little bit. I'm just curious. I I got 3 minutes to burn. You want me to dive? I think it's good, you know. Uh I don't know if it's like

12:44 the greatest thing since sliced bread like everybody's talking about. It's not as good as Inception. ████ Does it have the level of like when you watch Inception when you after you see that final scene, you're like, "Oh, ████ I got to think about this movie." Did you feel that way about Center? No. No. Here's the thing. It's really good. It's shot really well. It's a great original story and concept. Um the actors are really, really great in it. The music is phenomenal. I think that so far this sounds really great. Yeah. Yeah. So it's really it's good. It seems like you're not saying what you want to say. I I think me and Nina woke up the next day and we're like, is there something missing that we don't get? Okay, I see. Because everyone was like, this is amazing. I think it's when you get too many people saying that this happens. But I'm usually pretty good

13:35 about that. That's what I'm saying. But did you hear that prior to seeing it? Is that why? I not necessarily from my circle like you know I saw like reviews and blah blah blah and I watched it and I was like yeah it is good. It's a good movie. When I saw Endgame that happened to me because everyone was talking about Endgame and the non-stop cocking about Endgame and then I saw Endgame and I was like Infinity War by a billion Infinity War after Endgame. Yeah. I just felt like it felt like Endgame was like an incomplete movie. Yeah. No, Endgame is an accomplishment in terms of like having to do something that like culminated after like 14 years. So, it's like that must be tough. You guys did a pretty damn good job. But I was going in there like I'm about to see like the next evolution of cinema, you know what I mean? Because people were just hyping it. That's how I took it as too. Yeah. And I think no matter what I was going

14:25 to be a little disappointed. No doubt. That That's why I think it was unfair what what happened. Well, I wasn't disappointed at all. Infinity War was just way better and then sinners. I wasn't disappointed at all. I just didn't think it was like the second coming of Christ. I feel like me I feel like me and Dietrix did that to ourselves when we were so hype about uh Baby Driver. We told ourselves it was going to be the best thing and we made you guys go with us cuz it looked cool. We made like Bart and Joe and everybody go see it with us cuz we're like it's going to be so ████ good guys. Don't even ████ worry. Scott Pilgrim all these. We started going down Edgar Wright's old ████ and we're like it's the best ████ It's going to be amazing. We saw we were like I feel like I I want to fake that I liked it. You wanted like it so bad. But I ████ hated that movie. I uh I think about that movie. I didn't have a bad time. I

15:15 just never needed to see it again in my whole life. I think that's the same boat that everybody's in. I don't think anybody saw it twice. I just remember the beginning seeing that. Yeah, exactly. That's probably the best one. Yeah. What was really thought out and the fact that the guy's name is ████ Jones. ████ Jones. That's it. We saw we saw a freaking uh you forgetting your lines. What the hell? Is this scripted? It's right there. I thought you were getting up and going. No, no. The teleprompter is a little blurry on the side. So, we went to go see the Bad B this Bad Bunny concert and it was the candle light, the violin one. Oh, I saw that. You guys went to that. We went and we and it was kind of similar to that where we're like, "Oh, it'll be really cool. It'll be fun." And it wasn't bad. It was like really they did a great job. Orchestra. Yeah. But it was like afterwards you're like the next day I think everybody was trying to make

16:05 themselves believe that like it was actually way better than it really was, you know? Yeah. But you spent money on it. Yeah. Exactly. It was like that kind of buyer remorse a little bit. Like it was fun, but it was just like I don't think I'll probably do that again type of thing, you know? But it was like I had a pleasant experience. This was a different experience. Yeah. Yeah. But it was just kind of weird cuz we once again expectations. I was expecting like a bunch of people playing in an orchestra, but it was like four. It was a quartet. Quartet. Yeah. And it was just like a s███████ of candles. Huh. Yeah. Yeah. It was just kind of like the sound wasn't that sick. Oh no. So like But the violinists were great, but I feel like if the sound was a little bit better, it would probably make it sound a little louder. So it's like fuller in there. It felt like it was at a high school like performance like like that's the pre performance before the real thing. But it was it description. I know. It felt

16:55 like we were at a high school performance as far as like the acoustics. The acoustics in the place. Not like not saying their performance is a high school level. It was just it felt like Yeah. It just felt like they were like, "All right, let's just do this real quick. One mic here, one mic here. I think I should be good." And that's what that's what it was. And I was like, "Oh." And we left like that was cool. Was it expensive though? Uh I think Tiff bought tickets. I don't know. I think they're like 50 or 60 bucks. Oh, it's not bad. Okay. It's not like seeing a bad show at the Sphere or something. No, no, no. like mono. I want to see a sphere show now. I really want to go. The one that's I'm going soon uh to watch Backstreet Boys. Oh, you're going to that? Back Street back. All right. I saw Louis CK a couple years back at the Sphere. Yeah. Not at the sphere, dude. What the We're talking about the sphere. I see can

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