0:01 Ding, [laughter] ding, ding. CarMax has picked. >> It's four-wheel drive. >> Okay. Hey, dude. My AI is giving me an answer. >> Okay. Spit out the answers. >> Ready? >> Yeah. >> Ford Raptor. >> Jesus Christ. >> It's not even an SUV. >> $7,000. >> So expensive. [laughter] >> Okay. This thing doesn't work. >> Welcome back to Care for Boys. Today, guys are going to talk about guy stuff for about 15 minutes. >> ████ guys, dude. >> Yep. cuz we we've been having a lot of conversations mostly about trucks and cars and stuff cuz we're such guys. >> But he's talking about his next car. >> That's what I'm saying. Well, you hang on real quick. You just got a car. >> Yep. >> You got a truck. >> Second generation. >> That's the best ones. >> For all the people out there that know about Toyotas and Tundras. >> What year? >> I got a 2020. Uh if you're looking for a
0:51 second gen Tundra, usually you want to go 2014 plus because that's when they had the facelift even though it started in 2008. Um, ideally you'd want to get one 2018 and under cuz then they came with the extended gas tank so you can have like a 500 mile range. I couldn't find one. I found a 2020 that was still like a second best option cuz it was low miles under 100k and these guys you could drive to like 300 500 easy. So I was looking for like a family fun adventure vehicle that will last forever and I don't have to worry about it anymore. That was my point of finding this. >> So this is your forever truck. So you'll be selling it in 6 months. >> Yep. >> Thank you. Yes, sir. >> Congratulations, though. >> Thank you. >> Bart is a get it done guy, dude. I I've never seen anything like it. Yesterday, Bart's telling us he's like, "I can't find it. It's out of states, all over the place." And then today, he shows up with it. He's like, "Yeah, I'm getting your rap next week." It's like,
1:41 >> "What the >> Well, I So, >> this is it, right? Not the color, but >> Yeah, but it's pretty much that. Yeah. So, I'm pretty I I work pretty fast. Um I've already talked to I think by the end of yesterday, there was like five of them that I was ready to pull the trigger on. I was just seeing who can give me the best deal. Um cuz some of them I have to fly to to drive it back cuz they're really really rare to find them in good condition. And then while I was uh already at the dealer cuz I I realized the the final two that I was going to settle on, one was going to be bright red orange and the other one was white. Both of them are colors that I do not want. So I already knew I was going to wrap. So while at the dealership I already reached out to like six wrapping people. Is >> that the bench sheet? >> He got that specifically. So Tao could sit in the middle. >> No, no. Gio's in the middle. Tao's on the right side. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Well, later on probably >> easier for hand jobs. >> Oh yeah. >> No reach over.
2:31 >> So yeah, was >> I mean Tao's going to outrow that seat. No, >> probably. >> No, I don't know. It's it's it's a truck. >> Maybe like 13 14. >> You could fit men in there, dude. >> Yeah. I mean like the they made the bench seat for construction workers where they can like pack it. >> We got three six foot dudes. 300 lb. >> Maybe six foot. >> Not six foot. It's like It's like a Mexican guy. 5'7. >> Yeah. Yeah. Maybe 5' seven, 5'8 in the middle and then 6. >> Yeah. Was like 69, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Or 67. >> Oh my god, that's so true. 67. >> So, congrats. That's awesome. >> So, I got that bad boy. The next thing I'm going to wrap it and then I hit up uh my buddy at Relation Race Wheels. I'm going try to get some wheels on it soon. And this one I'm going to go lowkey unlike the last white truck that I had where I felt like it was too much. Had too many lights, too much crazy stuff on
3:21 it. I just want to keep a little bit lowkey. You just get a small light bar that's embedded in the bumper so it looks super >> That's what you're going for, right? The black. >> Uh, matte black. Matte black. Yeah, matte black. >> No. Uh, Steve, type in uh that same car, brand, but type in Baja. >> Baja style. That's what Bart's going to do. >> Yeah, this is what Bart's going to do. Hold on. I got you. This is what you >> It's not. >> Wait, what is this? It looks gay. >> Let me see. >> Looks like Jurassic Park ████ >> Wait, I'm going to do the chrome delete and then matte black. that. >> No, >> that looks like you you suck dick. [laughter] >> But that's what my old truck >> Yeah, but like suck animal dick. >> My old truck looked like that and it was it was too much. >> That's a lot. >> That ████ look like you hunt boores, you pop them in the back and you hunted two lions and you top them in the back. >> No, that ████ looks like you go to top in the back. >> That ████ looks like you go to ████ uh rest stops and suck off truckers.
4:11 >> Yeah. Yeah, >> that looks like you go to Twin Peaks. You're like, "Wait, where's all the dudes at?" >> Yeah, you're right. That's overlanding. Why you Why'd you put overlanding? No, but my my old truck looked like that and there was it's more equipment, more problems. So, there's like so much ████ that goes wrong cuz you're driving and then like this light wobbles things that aren't stock. >> Ooh, that's pretty. >> I do I do really enjoy overlanding culture, especially the Japanese ones. >> Those are guys are glamping though. Those guys are even overlanding. >> It's such a really fun ████ like brain rot thing to watch on. >> And then you zoom out and they're literally at a park and there's a paved road right there. But it looks so cool, especially when it's raining in the ASMR. >> Hey, what? So, wait, you were talking about cars, too, cuz you got a baby on the way. >> Okay. Can I do this? Can I go blank slate, tell you my logical necessities coming up, and then from there, can you guys >> I'll be your Carvana, dude. >> Yeah. Can you be my Carvana?
5:02 >> Yeah. >> Okay. I'll go as many and ask questions, too. But I'm going to go with logisticals first before like just uh desires. I do want an SUV. Uh that's >> Let me ask I'll stop you right there. ████ Compact, midsize, full size. >> I think midsize because N D N D N D N D N D N D N D N D N D N Dina. >> Okay. >> What do you think? >> Cuz she's a big ████ Is that what you're saying? >> Cuz she's What did you say? >> Cuz she's a big You call her big. >> I think that's messed up. >> What did you just say right now? >> Don't look at me. Don't look at them. >> You're like, "Hey, we need the extended cab." I'll tell you that, brother. That's what he just said. >> She's getting bigger. It's very It's very cute. It's very cute. >> Okay, so midsize. Cool. >> Yeah, midsize. It's easy access for the car seat and stuff like that. I don't know. I I don't know. I I never had a ████ kid before, so I'm just asking genuinely. Two fathers over there, by the way. >> Mhm. >> Gay dads ratio. >> Four car seats. I would say midsize is the smallest you should go. >> Okay, so midsize or full size. >> Also depend on the car seat you have.
5:55 >> There's a base. >> You could get an Orbit one where you go. >> Okay, now we're going to a different realm. Okay, let's stick to the cars. Okay, >> but also for you to get in because you're tall. >> Yeah, >> you have to fit you and the car seat in. >> Exactly. >> But he's not that tall. I had a hard time putting in the car seat. I'm not even tall at all. >> I'm not super small. >> No, no, no. But you're not tall. >> Okay. So, it's got to be that. >> It's got to be fun to drive, though. I I want I do want fun to drive. >> How do you define fun? >> What's fun? >> Like off-roy. You want it smooth. You want to be >> Is your Tesla fun to drive? >> Now, my Tesla is really fun. >> Okay. So, that that's >> But so opposite that fun, >> but that's auto fun. So, okay. Now you could go, let's say you go to out Audi like Q5 route, which it's sporty, right? X5, it's sporty. Or you want more overland like Toyota. >> Yeah, slightly more overland Toyota
6:46 style because I also want the maintenance to be really cheap and I want the quality to be very like long-lasting and good. >> So we're going just Japanese. >> European. >> Yeah, let's get European out >> out of here. Well, now you're left with uh Japanese, Korean. Koreans are coming up hard. >> Audi Q5. >> Yeah, Koreans coming up hard. And then uh what's also cheap to repair is American too cuz all the parts are made here. >> Yeah, cuz they break so fast. [laughter] >> Have you thought about something reliable like a Jeep? >> Jeep right now. >> A Wrangler. >> I've had a Grand Cherokee and I love that car by the way. I've had that for the last like 10 plus years. So that's that's been happy for me. But now just for the sake of moving on, I want something new. So or something different from a Jeep. >> Another question. You need third row seats. >> I don't. >> Okay, cool. >> Cuz I'd rather be able to transport a bunch of random ████ So, uh, some SUVs will get like a third row. So, like the Toyota Highlander will have a third row.
7:37 Um, some of them don't. Like Land Cruiser doesn't because they they're like that's ████ ████ That's whack. >> That's what they say. >> Yeah. >> dealership website. >> It's ████ ████ Do you see the ████ >> That's that's ████ ████ that's whack. >> I mean, they do have like a design use case. So, if you're like the Land Cruiser is meant to go overlanding off-road, and most people have gear, so you're going to need your back for coolers, fridges, ████ battery cells, whatever. So, no one that's going off-roading is going to need a third row seat. So, Land Cruiser just like, "F███ that." >> So, my problem is the argument between like something I really want to drive versus like a gas guzzler. So, like hypothetically, something that I was kind of into for a shorter amount of time or I I think it's still really really tight is like a Rav 4 Prime, but I know it's a lot smaller. >> Smaller? Yeah. >> Rav 4 Prime. >> Well, I think Rav 4 Primes are dope.
8:27 >> I think that's cool. >> That's not a raffle prime, but that's still dope. >> Look, here's the thing with Rav fours. >> I think that's a three-seater, too. Yeah. >> When you say Rav, that word right there, immediately people go, "Oh, >> that's what they go." >> Yeah. But not lesbians. They love They love that ████ >> They love that ████ >> Manto man. I don't want people to go uh when they say Rav on my car. You know what I'm saying? So like >> Rav 4 is a plugin the Prime plug-in hybrid with over 300 horses, 50 m to the gallon. Pretty good. >> That's why I think Rav 4 Prime is really really dope. I just don't want people like Subin be like uh cuz I'm I'm really self-conscious. They look cool now and I want to be manly. >> I made fun of your rap yesterday and you took it really personally >> and it hurt a lot and I I called you gay as I drove away crying. actual off-road community people if you care about being embraced by them will say uh >> here's the thing you >> the way you describe that I don't care
9:18 as much anymore but at the same time yes for the sake of this conversation I don't want to be uh >> okay so Carvana what what's your diagnosis after all this information >> I don't even have enough I'm still asking Jesus >> Carax Carvana >> okay CarMax what do you got we got this ████ >> I'm autotrader ask some questions what >> I'll tell you right now I'm autotrader you need to get a ████ Toyota Sienna Is that what you want? A minivan? >> No. Because >> if I was a minivan, I want the minivans from China. >> I'm telling you what you need. >> And this is what you need as a f. And they're fun to drive. >> And the doors are so freaking sick. >> Really? >> I wish they made doors like this on way more cars because you don't have to worry about dinging another car >> and you just have press a button, >> type in Sienna. I think it's called the
10:08 Woodland because they're they're starting to make a off-road version of a Sienna. >> What? >> So, you might want to look into that. >> Gonna make the car go uh >> not necessarily. >> Yes, but they're going to be they will adopt slowly. >> Oh, that looks cool. >> Dude, that ████ look like a handicap. >> That's not it. >> I don't know if that's the one. >> That is not >> Looks like it got in an accident. >> But these days, the Siennas even have a vacuum. >> I'll get it. >> Oh, >> so have a built-in vacuum. So if your kid leaves crumbs, you could just The vacuum's built into the car went with the hose. >> This is for sure the woodland edition. >> Yeah. >> Kids not going to leave crumbs though probably for the next like four years though, right? >> You want to have a vehicle where it can withstand over 100° of heat. >> Your kids the same one. >> You know, your kids going to throw up milk all over themselves and ████ like that in the car. >> Comes with like I think a one or two inch lift a little bit bigger than the regular Sienna. Has uh all-terrain
10:58 tires. >> I'm not into a van yet. Let's go ahead and veto that one quick. >> What about this one? >> Is it the look? I think I think because I grew up with a van my whole life. My parents always had vans. I'm just not there yet. Unless like two kids maybe. I think it's a good conversation. I got nothing against vans. I think they're very practical. I just want to have fun still. >> How about new or used? >> Well, based off what you said earlier. I mean, I don't think it needs to be new. >> Okay. And you're talking about like >> I think I think there is a budget element. I I don't think I got like ████ endless money for a cool. >> We have three more minutes. So, if Bart's going to just down be downloading the whole time. >> This is like I'm talking to chat GBT and it's like thinking thinking thinking. No, I've been giving them I've been I'm replying immediately. >> You got to answer. >> Mitsubishi Delica Overland. >> That's way too small. >> That sounds whack. >> Way too small. >> You look at you watch watch this bench over there says it's whackishi delica. >> I got you, brother. >> That's like a um a Suzuki Samurai. It's
11:50 like the same thing. >> It's got a little kitchen. >> Hang on. >> Pretty sick. You could live in this thing. >> You could overland. >> It's ████ sick, dude. >> It's like you could fit like 16 army guys out in there, >> bro. One accident, it's over. [laughter] >> You ever been to a restaurant in Japan? >> Yeah. >> Now, imagine the car version of that. That's [clears throat] how tight it is. >> Yeah. Delicious. >> Ding, ding, ding. CarMax has picked. >> It's four-wheel drive. >> Okay. Hey, dude. My AI is giving me an answer. >> Okay. Spit out the answers. >> Ready? >> Yeah. >> Ford Raptor. >> Jesus Christ. >> Not even a SUV. >> $70,000. That's so expensive. >> Okay. This thing doesn't work. >> Base model's like 45. >> I know. Right. And then we got down to here, these five options, and he's just throwing one that's not even part of any of those options. >> Hey, hey, you look like he look like he's driving. >> That's why we we got Chad GPT free edition over here. >> Yeah, we're going to go with Carvana.
12:41 CarMax is not hitting. >> What's your budget then? >> Uh 50 or less. >> 50. >> That's a lot. COULD BUY ANYTHING. >> I ████ told you. >> Okay, then. >> Why are you guys highlighting 50 and not less? >> Get the Lamborghini ████ um SUV. Okay. So, a Porsche Cayenne. >> Oh, you know what's ████ You could get a Porsche Cayenne, a used one for 50. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> If you're down to put another 50, one of the best buys that people >> another 50. >> If you're down to put another >> But one of the best buys that you can get right now, cuz I know you like to flex. You can get a Lambo Urus for 100 G's. >> I don't have a 100 for that. >> They drop like crazy. But if you ever wanted to have a Lambo, >> hit a 2024 Lambo. >> I don't want a Lambo. >> They're at the shop all the time. >> Can I get a Can I get a clear clear answer? Yeah, I would go >> type by the way. >> Porsche, whatever that's called.
13:31 >> Cayenne, >> the 4ERunner. Or I would go with a older Land Cruiser or I would go >> Does a 4Runner have better mileage? >> Yeah. Typically, >> the newer the car, the better the mileage. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Like the newer like >> That's a general rule of thumb. >> For 4Runners are full size though, huh? >> No, they're midsize. >> Mid? Yeah. >> Full size is a Sequoia. You ever seen Sequoia? >> Yeah. >> They're huge. That's the full size. So, I would go probably 4Runner. Um, unless you're down to dabble with Kia. Yeah, that's the new one. >> Yeah, I know. >> That's too >> He wants the older one. I'm kind of >> like the newer 4Runners. >> I honestly like the one right before this one. >> Yeah, the one right before that one is dope. >> Maybe 2023. >> He just said 2024. They >> And if you want to ste out a little bit, you could get the TRD Pro version of it. So, it has everything slightly >> Yeah, the TRD Pros are pretty ball
14:21 >> and they're slightly elevated across the board. You have uh I think they either have Billstein or Fox coilovers already. >> How much is that one? >> There's your price range. 46. >> You can get it for under 50 for sure. >> 41. >> Some Some of them come with a cool little ladder on the back of the car. >> And they're new enough to where the miles would be like under 30K. >> Can you get them under 40? >> Probably. Probably. I >> I see 34, but 2023 >> probably 40. >> Yeah, but the miles are going to be like what? >> 56k. >> 50. That's not bad. >> Nothing for a Toyota like up to 100 is nothing. A newer Toyota up to 100 is nothing. But I'm I'mma do the best CarMax for you though. >> Here we go. >> Save 10 more thousand 2019 for RA. Listen to me right now. Guarantee you >> brand new >> reliability, safety, and steam. >> Brand new. >> Carhammer.com. >> Safety is a big deal because if if if me
15:12 or Nina gets in an accident, I want the other person to be demolished, not us. >> ████ Yes, sir. Bless her. You save money. They don't have I don't think they have >> TR. We're not going to save money cuz we're going to pay Ken more. So, we got to go. See you.
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