0:00 I'm I'm dancing around here and there and some dude goes what's up jaes and I'm just like what the do you think that's racist if you go up to like a random random TSA lady and you go hey what's up lizo can I get a picture but yeah I don't know would would you guys think it's racist I person don't give a ████ I think it's racist when people call me a cracker fony all the [Music] time welcome back to careful boys today we're going down memory lane a little bit we're going to talk about what is the craziest ████ JK has ever done the craziest ████ crazy damn man I think we did a lot of crazy ████ we had guns pointed as from Cops we had um we just recently had a cease and desist from a major company but like ████ we all I don't know man like for
0:51 major supermarket chain yeah we um talk about it I want to know I mean I think that puts it together pretty well I know what you're talking about you know Albertson be yeah you know how Ralph Ralph's hate on us dude hating on our shine baby I was going to say a crazy thing that we did that I was here with was when we clapped for 15 minutes for one video we stood up and we're just we gave ourselves a standing ovation for saying something really pandering towards women and there's one time where we did a farewell where we just ended the show that was F yeah we said we well we someone said something that we were like oh yeah we'll probably get canceled for this and then we decided to do the season finale or the series finale the series finale that's what it was that's what it was I remember um well one of the BART told a story before but we went on a Marine base to film and that could
1:41 have got us into theep time and all that um I don't remember that one oh it was a old old JK like on JK films it was like a little skit that we shot yeah and um my old boss I was still cool with so I asked them I was like Hey like you think I a film on base and then he literally was like I'm going to put this key under this rock and then he goes you don't and I don't I don't know where you got the key you don't know where you got the key and then we went in and we just and we filmed that day and we were running in with the with guns and all that ████ too was crazy what the ████ were you thinking what the ████ I don't I don't know think I was trying to make it on YouTube brother that's why
2:32 on an army base dude with ████ army fatigue you guys got heavy balls huh I had M I had army fatigue with like a cat face like the the cat paint yeah whiskers yeah this this was crazy what happened did MPS get called no we filmed got out of there I gave the key back and this is over 10 years later and you never heard from anybody but from the base who saw the video potentially no one W yeah no one did that's crazy people probably just thought it was a set or whatever it was a set yeah it was a set actually yeah it's a set what a caper but it was like hella Humvees and V just all those army vehicles just were people like holy ████ how did you film this yeah they always thought we had big Productions but we just had big balls yeah did anybody see you on base and was
3:23 like what the ████ no no we did it during the hours of like we knew that there won't be anyone there very minimal people and they wouldn't really did you shoot it too close so it didn't even matter that you were at the base at all it's my favorite ████ JK not JK but um tubers do sometimes on M no this one was tight there's one where like we're running down a row of like seven tons and then Humvees and you clearly see the whole row vehicle please put these clips in when we're talking it's pretty crazy it was looking back I'm like damn there's things that I will not gorilla shoot as a 40-year-old man I I still can't believe we even did that but yeah but like at 23 I'm like I'm glad we did those things at that age dude even doing danger boys we were trying to gorilla shoot some stuff and we're we're dodging trouble can't imagine being on a military yeah we're too old I'm too old to get in trouble
4:14 man yeah I feel like that I know that was pretty crazy was crazy I can't believe nobody came he must have said something to somebody cuz if you guys are flashing guns around cuz you guys flash guns around in the shopping mall and had cops called right no that was in the back of a alley and um we were banging up against one of these like what do you call it like those bay doors yeah cuz we were like reverse robbing someone we were like beating them up trying to give them money I've seen that one yeah I like that one and then uh uh a Jeep just pulls up and then a guy with a beanie jumps out of the car and points a gun at us what and during the time I think the only black dude that was standing there was Josh and he was holding the gun only one in the whole group holding the gun yeah and this fool this fool was holding
5:06 it like this by the way I don't know anybody that holds a gun this way but thank God he wasn't holding it like this right so he was holding it like this and then he goes put it down and he went that's a good way to hold put it down that was pretty crazy yo wait who was it it was a undercover cop and there were other cops around the area and then the business owner thought that someone was getting robbed because they were and then uh when the cops came we were like they saw the cameras and they're just like oh what are you guys doing and we're like oh we're just filming a stupid scene they're like hey look I know you guys have these like prop guns and stuff but you can't be doing this in public but he was really cool after yeah he was really cool but it's just the fact that like what if we
5:57 had a jumpy cop and he did see a gun in someone's hand and he just started blasting yeah thank God we had a sensible one you know but I'm pretty sure he put two and two together cuz he saw the cameras and like the equipment and he goes oh clearly you know the sound guy always helps yeah that yeah the sound guy helps cuz they're like dude if you're going to do a real robbery was he white was he white I forgot one white guy doing a real robbery having a sound guy out there just as a cover might work it's a prank it's a prank bring the mic back to the cop that might work I don't know if like crazy is the word but I think we do some stupid ████ just to commit when we don't even need to like we blew like 20 grand at the Trump Tower just to shoot there cuz you said you wouldn't come back to
6:47 JK unless we shoot at the Trump Tower and I'm like why the ████ did we do quit the show but we just wanted to do a funny video it was like we're committing to the joke so badly that we didn't have to pay that money to do it we could have we didn't even have to get the penthouse we could have got like a regular room there baby it's was like 400 bucks a night but we had to get the penthouse which none of us got to stay at it waswa hasawa got to stay there and I'm just like when you watch those videos too it was like we could have filmed at the circus circuit anywhere dude it looked like it looks so regular or generic inside and by then me and Bart both lived in Vegas we could just filmed in nether of our house exactly it was just so stupid like I'm like we were so committed to the joke yeah it's was funny and it's not like we
7:37 were doing great financially it wasn't like we were ████ 2016 JK we were down and out I'm like what Steve was throwing away Kinder bangs in a trash can it was cool for that black lady to call us jabawaki though that that was really funny we were in the lobby this black lady walks walks by and just sees all of us like y are you guys like the Jabba walkies she go is that r rist and I'm like no actually I think Anthony actually danced for them you're close is that racist what do you guys think about that you guys think it's racist if someone calls me a Jabba Walky I think it's honor well besides that right if you know if you're not a dancer not knowing of anything of that if somebody called me a jab walk I'd ████ throw hands immediately I don't know if people look at you and say Jabba walkies if they did
8:27 it'd be a mistake can am I allowed to call them a random female black celebrity yeah like cuz then it's fair then what that's what I'm saying is it racist though someone cuz you know I have people I'm I'm dancing around here and there and some dude goes what's up jais and I'm just like what the ████ do you think that's racist if they said that to you I'm like What's Up Rihanna is that okay if you go up to like a random T random TSA lady and you go hey what's up lizo can I get a picture I think yeah you're in trouble that's so funny cuz all TSA I'm not even going what we say go ahead what up you know what I mean I feel you but but but yeah I don't know would would you guys think it's racist I person don't give a ████ about anything
9:17 I don't care I think it's I think it's fun no I'm just I'm just curious I think it's racist when people call me a cracker ass honky all the time fire that's a good compliment I take that hurs it hurts me deeply do you remember anything just from your time and your ERA with us that was crazy that we did crazy stuff I feel like we kind of were doing some more ████ cuz we were all tubing it and trying to you know gorilla shoot things and like just trying to like Drop in somewhere and film stuff I would say probably the craziest thing that I did before I met you guys was my white power prank oh that was pretty crazy what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get
10:09 two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details that was where I I had all these I had all these um energy drink fake energy drink company called power energy and every color was it was like you Red Power blue Power orange power yellow power and white power and I made sure everything tasted like ████ except for the white one so so basically everybody who tried it I'm like what's your favorite one and they're like white power they're like they're not that good
11:00 they're like I like white power I don't know this one tastes like butter and I'm like yeah we put a lot of butter in there yeah it's not really it's like butter and cord syrup so yeah probably not you're not going to like it I think like a man I thought that was going to hit and then we just did Country Time Lemonade for the white one and then we call white power and then the idea is like hey look these guys in New York they're busting my ████ balls my agency like I need you to hold up the product and say the slogan we need to just see if it works out loud and then okay sure sure and I'm like so if you like red power just be like H my name is blank and I like red Power orange power blue Power white power and then but so and then I basically every time somebody they're like I like white power and I'm like okay great just say the name and say the slogan like my name is you know shafiqua and I like white power and it was
11:50 like ████ I don't know how long I'm going to get away with this one today so everyone just was like straight up they didn't get they didn't they didn't say so no white power sounds weird it was a different time right it was 2013 oh ████ but there were still people who were like hey man I don't know if you should do this like and and they're doing me a solid like I'm like oh they're trying to yeah like hey man cuz you said you're with this agency and ████ I think they're not going to have a good time with this and I was like you got to be kidding me so you just played it I was like yeah I was just like well what part of it's bad like what do you mean yeah yeah I'm like oh jeez all right I'm like well that is the color of the product oh jeez we're in a real pickle here what about the West Church did you did you do something like was that I I never felt like I was uh anyone was going to hurt me during that cuz Westboro Baptist Church everyone knows they're ████ crazy already I
12:40 see and I never seen them go to blows with anybody they just scream that was yeah yeah they just yell back at you and I already knew I was going there to piss them off so when they were yelling at me I was like loving it we got it you got them it was so easy to piss them off so easy and what did you have to say that's just low hanging fruit honestly cuz those guys are so easy to piss off they're already mad without even anybody saying anything yeah and my yeah so my favorite bit and I I I knew I was going to set them up for this I I really wanted to get them to say I really wanted to have them tell me about Leviticus where they talk about man shall not lay with another man and then my whole thing was like he's like and then he actually said it he said it perfectly this guy Steve he's like the head of the West I was like I need you to tell me why you know gay people for the Bible um shouldn't be with each other he's like well Leviticus 13:12 he's like man shall not lay with another man what does that mean what do you think that means and I was like like I
13:30 think it means he doesn't want them to do it he you know he wants them to do it standing up and it was the look on his face was just like you got me you son of a you know what I mean cuz I went in with an American flag tie and I was like Hey dud I think you guys are like a misunderstood group and ████ like that so he thought it's like oh my brother I don't know that he fully trusted me but it's like how I am on this show where like you know you guys know that I could turn you I could turn on you at any moment it was like that where the guy was just like he's like all right we'll see how this goes kind of thing and then I kind of how did you get the interview with him I greased oh I was just nice to him and stuff and I walked up to my crew and I was like hey look we're trying to you know get we're trying to get explorative opinions from different groups and whatever how did you know they were going to be there so they announced that they were going to be there because they
14:20 were there to protest the Oscars for some reason cuz it's like a bunch of gays I guess so they they do it every year same day and so I knew they were going to be there and I used to just go through the calendar of like what's a public thing that's how I found the the titties one where like all these chicks um they're all doing free the nipple topless prot and he's just looking at tits the whole time I'm just staring at their tits the whole time like I'm like what's your platform where you guys up today I'm like oh yeah it's so ████ true holy ████ and then they're getting pissed it's like that's the whole point ████ that is the whole point you're making my point for me and then they their boys like the ████ wrong with you dude fck ████ wrong with you brother stop looking at her tis man yeah dude was right right next to her and you know you know it's his angle he's going to get laid that day or whatever the
15:11 ████ you know yeah but fre to nipple like come on man that's what you want it that's what you want right everyone's allowed to look at it now I'll never be against chicks being able to take their titties out in public but you know Daddy's going to be wearing sunglasses that day it's a bright sunny day yeah hey look there's a lot of headlights out the sun is out that's so f one of my favorite bits that you did was when you had like all these kids coming on to like a Christmas special or something and he was going to give them like the best gifts ever he was hyping it up and these kids would unwrap a gift and be like this is a bunch of potting soil they think they they want this giant ████ gift and they're just like a ████ like well I would date it first cuz cuz I you know I would give them like up as a ████ PlayStation right like the new one and so they see that
16:02 it's not the box it's the ████ PlayStation so the one kid's holding like I got so someone actually gets one or is it a plant no no no they there's a but but it's a white elephant and there's unlimited steel so it's all just kids pvping each other like crazy and like the other gifts are so bad like one kid was like she like and like some kid like passed on the PlayStation like N I want to see what's next cuz we open the PlayStation first cuz we we wrapped everything like ████ so the the first kid always always wants to pick the PlayStation out cuz it's like wrapped perfectly cuz we always got like George Kimmel to rap all the all the ones that suck and then we got like the girls from the the arts department to wrap the big present so it like look Immaculate and then uh one girl she opens up the next present and she's like it's a battery and then she's like yeah I'm going to steal the PlayStation so this
16:52 kid goes from like the highest of high I got a PlayStation I'm set till like he gets the battery and then after that he's just trying to pond battery off on other kids he's like hey I think this battery works for game boys and it's a pretty good battery I think those were my white elephant Christmas specials it was really fun yeah it was all real all the kids were real everything's always real was probably my biggest mistake was making everything so real I could have faked it and probably minted a ████ billion dollars on YouTube but it so it was just much harder to do my stuff cuz everyone it all had to be real cuz you could just tell when people are fake you could you could see my dumb ass can't tell though a lot of people can't tell yeah see I didn't know those gold digging pranks I thought those were real I was like dude I can't believe the first the first ones ████ stupid ████ dude the first ones were
17:43 actually real yeah the first ones to ever do it were real but obviously now people all they do is copy and paste their own way and style so it's super fake now yeah anything almost it's all fake now I know some people probably do it legit but I never get to see those ones I always see the ones that look like acting no the only thing real right now is police body cams in Ukrainian versus Russia those are the only only it's a good algorithm that's true cuz a lot of these like social experiments or whatever that you see like that's on reals or or or Tik Tok clearly it's just ████ planted yeah and if you don't if you can't see that you're a 12-year-old I walked off a set one time because I could tell it was fake and and they didn't tell me it ahead of time I was doing a favorite for a Budd he's like hey come be my video and I was like sure thing that would be fun and then when I was there I could tell people were
18:34 talking a certain way I was like you're I was like this is fake I was like you guys are using fake actors and ████ and I left I I I hate to do that to people but I was like you guys didn't tell me and that's ████ up it would ruin your ████ yeah I but that's you know again I could have just eased up a little bit probably would have been fine but I just hate watching fake prank ████ sucks but I probably should have probably should I probably should have you shouldn't have I mean are any of the people that did fake pranks still doing work today I don't think so I have no idea I think vitali's still at it he did a lot of fake stuff back then but he's done real ████ too it's like he's doing like that catch he's doing the catch telling you guys we should think about it we should start catching I would love to catch with you guys yeah but who's
19:24 going to do all that setting up I think Steve could be really good it's work but we would do it yeah I feel like Ryan would probably be a master at setting them up and then all of us would be good at running and catching slapping them and ████ I can run pretty fast in short distances I think okay so long distance I got my motorcycle I'm I'm pretty good at taking a punch so Bart Bart and Nick holds them down Steve interview them I'll get my dick ready in case any of them wants to and you got pigtails yeah you're the you're the ████ Hy the bait bro like I'll just be like lollipop you guys heard Joe's little kid impression earlier yeah I'll be like this hi I'm twin that's horrifying yo you should turn around with a vest and everything with a whole 19 I'll be at McDonald's
20:14 like this just waiting I'll be like what's up bro what's up dog what's good bro Oh They'll be like and then Bart and Nick come out ████ hold them down yeah I'll let Bart do all the work dude get him hold his legs I'll have one cranked I'll just have one cranked we often talk about I'll go liver first we often talk about things that we should do but this one I think we should actually proba I'm telling you I think we should do if it's if it's hit the algo we got to we got to stay with it you guys it's like hey what's up we're we're we're the guys behind just kidding news and for a long time we were wondering how can we help the community cuz honestly a good thing to do is we talk about these stories so much where it's like this is our time to give back to the community you know what be funny is if if we team up with all of our special op friends and they go in and we get the addresses of all the we get
21:06 everything right and and it's like okay and they ████ bust in like the SWAT team dude I don't know man that's going to be scary cuz you busting in someone else's house and they're going to be who knows bro cuz these be crazy yeah be crazy well did you see the video that one the one guy pulled a gun when the remember the sheriff was was pulling over at this Motel and he pulled a gun and they gunned him down in the ████ oh and there were there were people in the back of the truck right yeah there was kids or whatever damn damn dude there was this one where they caught this p and in the Walmart game section it was like an Asian dude or whatever and he kept denying it and he was oh I have anxiety and this fo got in the car and that fool ████ ████ up his car try to get away he kept banging it it was hilarious he was pulling out of the ████ uh he was reversing out and the
21:57 way he hit it was like like one of these and I was like oh hell yeah this guy knows what he's doing and then he I thought I just saw one of the guys got shot too by one of the p and then I just saw one too it was like this really tall heavy set guy and he just started fighting with the guy when he started hitting him I was like oh sh see I'm not looking to get shot yeah but look if he's we have Nick and Bart they hold him down they get shot you could you could hold the gun I mean well Alex can actually hold down both of them at slap too I'm down oh Alex can do the slapping hell yeah you hold the gun they'll hold their body we'll start our own League yeah we make them slap each other they never get to slap we all just get are you on Megan's Law why don't you join our league hey would you like to reduce sentence I think that's a great idea we'll hog tie them and we'll bring them
22:47 to the P slap Arena yeah yeah yeah and then they'll just be there and then we can go sound a little waiver yeah yes I do agree to be on P slab slab should we hit up Dana White I think we have a good idea I do want to practice my slaps honestly watching these like big dudes go like immediately go I laugh every time honestly I laugh every time when that ████ came out I was like dude no one's going to watch this is ████ nonsense I can't stop watching it as soon as it's on I'm like okay I can't stop watching it and I love it and it's disturbing how much I like when they have the pool noodle behind their back and they fall and I'm like oh dude I see that pool noodle fly in the a I'm like this is great cuz they go from like so prepared and ready to just it's a it's it's the Hawaiian dude bro the Hawaiian dude he's smashing everybody
23:39 dude you know I mean zann there's one guy named Zayn and K and then the one big power's going to be big man I don't know his name is big slappa or something big slappa
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