0:00 all right guys thank you for coming together uh i know you guys are enjoying your christmas break right now but i'm gonna put you to work because we are going through an emergency and apparently jk ain't ████ without steve and we need to do something that's what i read too everyone's mad right now way too asian dude way too asian fox i don't know man i think that we're pretty good without steve and we can probably move on but i think for the first time in jk history i'm really concerned and i'm really reading the comments and maybe i should do something about it so how do we get our favorite white guy back so that's kind of tough i since he moved here i've been trying to link up with him and i don't know if i could do it by myself but i tried to knock on his door text him a couple of times and he kind
0:50 of just like ghosts me and he got a ████ like he said bro text me at my 702 number i'm like dude you're from l.a dude why you gotta hit me with that las vegas aerial code ever since that fool became a millionaire on crypto yeah he's changed man he's big time in us i do think though if we want him back um that he probably is lonely so if we can go get him and remind him of how good of a of a time we had as the careful boys i think there might be a chance if we go get him i think but we can't tell them that though oh yeah yeah so we're gonna go get em or what i think we should work are you guys free are you guys down i'm in hawaii but i can i can fly down
1:40 we have to wine and dine him and maybe you know 69 him all right i'm skeptical but i'm up for it let's go let's do it all right all right you guys vegas say vegas on three no we're not doing that come on dude come on in the middle put our hands in but all right three one two one all right i guess we're going to vegas [Music] you really don't think somebody i don't think something i think that's the wrong mindset i think if we can remind them of the friendship that we've had and entice them bring them out and i think we can actually work we should drop mollies together i think that'll work then we can like confess to each other like true emotions and stuff and then have like this bonded brother it's so deep that like and i could finally
2:30 grab his wiener oh yeah yeah hold it in your hand a lot of wiener grabbing guys right that's the goal all we gotta do is show them what it's like to be with the careful boys again you know he misses us he's in his room making all this money on crypto and we got to remind them life is more than just making a ton of money yeah but that's what the key is right there is that we end up associating everything he sees in vegas with us we taint vegas for him we take him to everything that he's gonna see daily and we add ourselves to that so he can't unsee us everywhere he looks and then he misses us and he comes back right what the ████ are you guys doing here so steve man been a while dude how's it been man
3:21 i'm ████ killing it honestly really life's been good i've been happier impossible like what you're talking about what's better about your life that's true i got a beautiful ass house you gotta beautify his wife it's true yeah but how about how about friends dude i got tons of friends with vegas it's crazy you meet people just meet people on the street and then all of a sudden they think you've been your best friend your whole life really what about moisturized friends not dry ass friends um well that's true the people are pretty dry here yeah see i think you're missing some friendships from real friendships and real memories i think i'm missing moisturized friends moisturized humid friends you guys are good at making arguments gotta give you that always be good though exactly so what i'm thinking is this i think it's on the honeymoon phase of vegas and i don't think the real pain of friendship has really hit you yet yeah so i want to take you up
4:11 remind you how good of a time that we used to have and hopefully you'll um come back to la to shoot a non-specific youtube channel you get serious yeah that's why you guys are here he was trying to get me back on jk yeah no one's talking about jake you know no it's more like a hangout yeah yeah like like in l.a like and we're talking but like hey might as well like turn on the camera ten to six yeah yeah and then maybe talk about manscape here and there yeah it sounds like a jake issue no it's not it's only gonna be at the office there because it feels good yeah and then we could get free lunch you know do we have the arcade machine still yeah do we i know you guys were pretty much hogged the whole time i was over there
5:01 but yeah would you be down to come hang out with us just for a little time sake and then see if you know this this bridge of friendship is still there i'll tell you this right now i'm willing to hang out there's no ████ way i ever set foot on jk again let's just let's just hang out and see where this goes yeah yeah i think you'll come around i think she'll drink a little bit more of this yeah we'll go hang out and a little more of that one and then at the end of the trip we'll have you sign something and don't worry about it don't worry about it yeah what part you have a place right you know oh yeah yeah so i already have a place in mind the first place that i think is gonna be so fun like this is why i want to hang out with the boys you gotta swear sweatshirts sweat love it dude yeah i can't go anywhere guys i can't go anywhere why not i got a package coming like three hours i can't miss it what is it it's my
5:52 non-shrimp hat the the noodle what are you talking about you guys know what non-shim is i know what it is he's delicious yeah it's my new hat it's it's like the top brand of like insane right yeah thanks players [Music] steve why don't you even like here in vegas dude look around beautiful women beautiful mountains artificial lakes they're cleaner the ducks even like them even more we got swans that's what i saw lots of swans what are you doing what do you mean we're trying to get him to come home not stay out here even more love vegas oh dude vegas it's so bad
6:44 see that means good dude he's talking it's like it's a language thing it's so bad like so good right [Music] all right steve i know what you missed the most about just kidding news taika stories why don't you tell me to tell the story bro see this right here he's on his pajamas he sleeps and guess what he used to pee in his bed right
7:34 but now he doesn't eat anymore he's potty trained but his favorite of all time noodles yeah you know bart you might not uh believe this but i actually don't really miss type of stores really yeah none of us miss tyka's stories man right i'm kind of the same right yeah right yeah yeah why are we what are we doing here anyway right steve yeah yeah somebody anybody yeah this was stupid right yeah no dude you don't even know what steve likes but i you know what i think i have a pretty good idea and we can go there right now dude like yeah it's going to blow your mind blow your mind yeah oh i can't wait to get the hell out of here let's go yeah we're just jumping here yeah we're just okay
8:24 i have control over cast if i come back of course dude i definitely want to make some changes but we can talk about that let's let's go to the place it's gonna yeah you're gonna love it all right the buffet at his favorite casino circus circus i've never said it's my favorite casino but it is an incredible casino let's go starting with steve's culture i know you can't resist things of your hometown we've got corn dogs we got chicken strips mac and cheese boiled vegetables no that's not my culture though i could feel the excitement coming from his heart thank you brother you're ████ bothering me thank you one of your favorite things to do is to eat with us during jk news i just want to bring back those memories
9:14 it's like i'm all man excuse isn't this great right we could be doing this again on jk news eating together it could be like good old times you know yes but i live in vegas so i can do this anything i want you know damn you got me there yeah just because you live in vegas even though you can drink in vegas you can drink with me at any time and that's one of the things that i believe is why you love jk someone ████ drink with me nah just the ████ place to take you right now so you can rekindle that memory and the glory of what it is to enjoy a good day with me i don't think i'm ready to rejoin jk yet but i'm willing to hear you out [Music]
10:15 dude she did did she miss the boys man just hanging bro i don't know no it's no it's not working it's not working because it wasn't the drinking with you that he loved it was the ████ on you it's all times you were cheating on anthony i'll show you exactly what i mean come on yeah i think i remember that [Music] you know how you love jab walkers i love that you do right i've always loved that but did you ever think about why you love jab walking so much i guess it's because i really ████ hate candles
11:05 i see what you're saying because i say ████ kinses all the time oh so that's what that's why i get it ████ hinges ████ ninjas this is the ████ story so how could you possibly live in vegas away from us knowing that anytime you look at job walkies which is everywhere you look in vegas you're going to be seeing the kinshops i'll come back to jk i have an idea bob it's a condition i'll come back to jk but i get to buy all the all the jab walkies merch i want right now and anthony has to pay for it with the kendra's card i think he would do that for you let's make it happen guys let's do it all right let's see let's take a page let's take a photo yeah [Music] oh is everybody nice yeah my bad one more well that's your brand that's very cool
11:59 [Music] i think that uh kind of worked you feel like you're coming around i think i'm getting close all right this is how i know we're gonna seal the deal you ready for this what do we like to do on jks we like to look at hot babes oh yeah we like look at all the fine ladies that we talk about the stories yeah right yeah so i know a place that we can go where it's nothing but hot chicks really yes are you down hot chicks and hard bodies we don't tell none of our wives okay or girlfriends or whatever you guys down i'm down hot babes i promise [Music]
12:50 what's wrong [Music] steve that was so stupid that's what you meant by girls did you guys all see the hot babes walking in there was tons of them what you mean in the audience that's what you meant that's where they all are steve doesn't want that that's what you want i accept you dude how are we gonna get them back all of that you got stupid ideas that was the closest you came that heartwarming story oh boy your ideas then you had to bring us over there i thought fat tuesdays he doesn't drink alcohol dude not like that no i don't drink the sugar stuff but it's okay it was a nice try sorry guys i guess we're never gonna get them back now because of you guys we came out here for nothing why live here you're not even helping because you make them feel like you
13:40 should stay in vegas that's it man jk is over there's no way we got him back there's nothing you want to do we lost our diversity card you know what guys ████ it there is one way that i come back and do a bunch of jk vids really what [Music] live at the trump tower this is her new jk news we are live we are finally here at the trump tower why because we did off the record about this you thought we were joking well we were and then we made it serious because steve here wouldn't come
14:31 back to jk news unless we filmed here so because steve is a big trump supporter we decided why not why not do it all right oh you switched sides dude this is your idea 2022 is a different time we want to bring all of our audience together and that's why we're wearing biden hats and trump hats today this was a mistake [Music] is jk isn't just j fujitsukawa and k for kwan it's also n for nick e for ryan emay w for anthony wong yeah s is for steve steve he's the s
15:24 yeah you really made that one work preach baby preach i mean wow that's true i forgot that everyone's letters are in there yeah w for anyone
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