0:00 gonna think about me but it's not gonna be me is that at like 7 A.M dude it's at 8am bro and he's holding a he's only a Fat Tuesday we were talking about this earlier and I added this article because we mentioned it but this happened in the UK um a dude was stabbed murdered at this one spot when the cops went to investigate the murderer came back to brag to the cops that he knew what happened I'm something of a gum shoe yeah yeah but apparently it's like a woman default like moment yeah that's that's a thing
0:50 though right when like when they do like it's so the the thing that's just so mind-boggling is the way he does it did he go up to the cops like so what do you think happened you want to guess you want to guess it feels like he went so it's like the work of an expert it's just in the sloppiest way you could possibly imagine to the point where this guy ends up being arrested on the spot and gets life in person holy ████ like the cops but just look listen to the stuff he says oh there's video yes there's a body cam video of him just listen to his dialogue please oh my God no what happened I know the people they evolved so go again what's your name I'm not gonna tell you my name I'm not gonna tell you my name you
1:41 ████ ████ huh yeah you don't know what happened what accent is that yeah where's he from he's South African or something they sound British what is he he sounds weird he sounds funny you will never solve the crime without me Sherlock Holmes I will get to wear forever he's literally like tried he imagines he's just like movie villain and that this is gonna be this lock thing but he just gets arrested right there they're like now let's have a little cotton mouse yeah just get in the ████ car dude you're going away for Life yeah right I don't know what happened he just
2:32 got wait what is he saying he's saying I don't know what he said some guy came over and you're gonna think about me but this is not gonna be me is that at like 7am dude it's at 8am and he's holding a he's only a Fat Tuesday he's got a ████ yard of Fat Tuesdays you're gonna think about me but it's not me listen to that light again [Music] give this guy a TV show me where is he from dude I don't know that sounds like borax like it's like a fake accent you're going to think about it's gonna be mean that looks like a Ryan character I mean you don't know what happened I don't know what happened I don't know
3:23 what happened he's amazing okay couples I woke up to 70 and then you can chase me get the ████ car dude get in the ████ car [Laughter] he's coming so so you think something's happened to a male in this address no I know what happened what happened tell me what happened this city is mine this city is mine dude he sounds like that ████ art guy from Ghostbusters too which was a ████ accent is mine he is what accent is that I don't know I do I'm
4:13 dying if you guys can he sounds like the guy from Beverly Hills Cop the the art dealer that guy too yeah he sounds like him is it like polish or something I keep sneaking away for goat cheese let me see if I can find his name and then you like weapons right you like weapons his name's markeko is maybe polish uh let's see heko name um Slovakia oh that's that checks out bro yeah I'll check this out yeah he's got a shirt like he's like from Europe too if you don't have me you don't know what happened well then what happened I don't know what happened that s███'s hella classic you're gonna think it's me but it's not me
5:03 dude but it's not gonna be me he's like they don't even know my name I'm not gonna tell you my name that's the funniest response too they're like so what's your name I don't give a ████ I'm not gonna tell you my name you can't arrest him if they don't know his name but I know what happens I saw everything so he ████ just killed someone he stabbed the guy to death it says that he stabbed the dude like uh so hard into his back that it came out of his chest oh my God yeah so this so This Guy's nuts yeah he's jacked he's pretty he's pretty scary what do you say Colleen you like him is he kind of good looking sweet what kind of murder weapon because it seems to be a pretty big knife yeah yeah a big Slovakian she's holding the knife
5:57 oh it's a bloody knife oh you will never unlock the mystery of why I have this knife this guy's pretty good with a cold Steelers hats so yeah the um literally he got life in prison off that was uh the Coppola does she have backup it doesn't look like it sounds like she was just there like kind of she was just investigating yeah and then he was just there hanging out yeah guess what happened here yeah now I really want to know why he slept that guy you'll never know Nick you're gonna think it's me but it's not gonna be me you think she was drunk I think this dude yeah before good shot yes do you think he was drunk and then he killed somebody he killed someone and then he got so um I I don't know like upset or like guilty or whatever he just
6:48 started drinking and then confessed I mean that's like that's a major mental issue though because they said it was a completely senseless attack like they weren't there was no prior thing there's no correlations he might be mentally ill maybe and mentally drunk I mean a guy is that jacked mentally ill I doubt it with the discipline to get have a hard body like that this guy's totally normal yeah but that's what they say about all the serial murders right like the Idaho guy they have great bodies they have great bodies and they have a great job you got that V Line and they have cool sense of style no they always say they always go back to the that's the cliche right yeah because they're narcissists they want to see like oh what happened they're like self-obsessed yeah they're like is anyone watching but that's another level to like talk to the investigator well he makes it sound like he is 25 steps ahead of them while he's basically admitting to doing this ████ like like his next move is like oh you
7:40 have me in the cage this is exactly what I wanted to be right and then he's like I knew this would happen yeah I know and there's open bottle too just talking to an officer like and swearing I mean he could swear if he wants to but just an aggressive tongue yeah yeah being like a wild boy at eight in the morning right it's not even eight similar to this topic um so my uncle was also a cop and yeah my dad told me a story it was one of my uncle's first days actually on duty and he got a call for like a burglary or something and he showed up to this place and he knocked on the door and this person answered and um he was like yeah the guy ran that way and the guy he was talking to is actually the burglary and he got away my uncle your uncle's like got him and then
8:30 he runs it he was like uh he went out the back thank you citizen you'll be getting a medal from us soon he went over there thank you have you seen the memes of the girl that was on the police force that like hooked up with the entire team and there were so many memes on there there's so many oh this poor girl do you think she was a good cop do you think she would fall for these tricks oh she she said she was like tricked right what the lady yeah the cop right into sucking all that dick right she's sucked off oh no I think she wanted to oh she wanted to yeah yeah it was consensual right yeah and I think her husband knew about it too yeah well her
9:21 husband was like ████ embarrass me like that after I let you ████ all those guys no he's like we're gonna work on it what if it was his kink like he's the cook and he enjoys it there's nothing wrong with that I get it if that's what you're into your other officers and then like record it so I can watch later body cam that'd be cool but the main Fault in all that was that they did it while they were on duty that's the only thing right yeah otherwise it's totally fine what if there's no crime in that town though did we say this already we just priced it I think there's no crime in town so yeah this this the stupid thing about this guy is that even if he didn't do that they had so much CCTV because you know like UK has so much like cameras and places more cameras Than People apparently or some ████ like that yeah they said that they would have caught him anyways like there's there's so much other evidence even if all of what he said there was like just he's talking to
10:11 each individual camera cameras don't stop stabbings you know like people be getting stabbed left and right over there yeah but they know who did it I know but it's like you die and then they get caught how do you prevent it the crazy thing too is that um is that this dude was also in the process of stalking one of his former partners so they might have saved her life Jesus dude by by killing another man but what Oh you mean like no because they arrested him before he could do that because obviously this guy has it incapacity to commit heinous murder yeah people are crazy man if only if there was a way someone could defend themselves that was weaker and stuff and oh she just she's feeling it what the
11:02 heck look at this not a bad photo I don't think he's a good looking do you think he's thinking I'm not into what guys wow do you think do you think he's thinking they actually got me no I think he's like nice try detective you still do not know who I am that's not even my real name I think he's gonna be your kidney here I don't want it he's gonna be those guys that are like I'm only gonna talk to Batman exactly I just love the idea that he has 25 to life and he's just like it's all according to plan I wanted to do this he's trying to get into the prison system dude yeah I like how they always do that though they acquiesce like the bad guys in Arkham he's like I'm only gonna do it to Batman and then like fine
11:53 give him what he wants and Batman rolls up and he goes this is exactly right what are you talking about we haven't been a ████ glass box but he always finds a way out [Music]
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