0:00 thank you [Music] all right this story to me was just funny because it has so many features of like rich people elements and that's really it it's like if you took all the rich people stuff out of the story it would be like a nothing story yeah but just listen to this rich people problems so this is in Palm Beach right so it's like crazy Rich Asians right or crazy Rich anybody like oh get a seeking the approval of the parent or whatever but it's just because uh Singapore took lots of money the details of it are just they just sound ridiculous to me uh so you got a 66 year old woman in Palm Beach she's driving a 2021 Rolls-Royce Dawn which is a 360 000 car oh ████ for reasons unknown she accidentally plows through this home's yard
0:51 um because it costs more than a home probably right yeah but this home is actually really nice she ends up in the backyard and then she's trying to get out of the backyard and she's like churning and ████ she hits the statue on her way out of the yard and uh did you say that driver was a woman yeah okay your honor I just wanted to no to notice that your honor Okay cool so um after she hits a statue she ends up crashing into the like two more walls in the back and they just end up in this ditch um and the statue it turns out to be a three million dollar statue yep she has to pay for all of it and it turns out that the home she crashed into is owned by a guy named Stephen Tannenbaum who is famous for his 47 billion dollar hedge fund
1:41 wasn't there a movie called The Royal tenem bombs yeah it's not related okay so rich that that ball and ass house he doesn't even live in he lives he actually lives in this one okay so did he come out like like the hell or he sent us Butler go tell him what the hell he has a what the hell the hell and then there's that YouTuber in his front door like what do you do for a living so what happened so she really can't for the life of her know why she did this she doesn't have anymore I know why it doesn't have any uh because how old is she 66. should she be driving at 66 you shouldn't be but no but not no no no no not all 66 year olds are created equal though true you know what I mean some
2:31 people are 60 yeah where you see them talking you're like 95 looking yeah I mean you're right so it's like I know some 66 year olds who are like the they're really fit and you know they're that's great and they're very cognizant but yeah a lot younger like they got that Benjamin Button that's what I mean 25. yeah yeah she's um I'm a suit I would imagine she's one of those 66 year olds I love how all these stories we've been reading today have really bad excuses for why people did these really dumb things yeah yeah I just don't know how did this happen yeah she said her mind's kind of a blank like she doesn't remember anything before she was like oh I crashed you're not that old like she accidentally painted the back side of her sunglasses [Laughter] maybe you shouldn't drive yeah I mean so
3:22 what what's the question here I mean there's no real question it's just she's she's Rich enough to pay for what happened oh she could pay for it all yeah she's Rich too it's a rich Community she's one of the people in the community not principle she should because you can't cause that much damage and then just like I mean this is dementia like she's got some serious health issues yeah I mean paying that is like you know we accidentally reversed instead of going forward and then we went into our neighbor's yard and knocked over their gnome yeah and then they're like dude you owe me and you're like well I guess I have to exactly that's why I find it funny scaled up version of like ████ that just happened yeah but is it that she's you know like maybe rich people also have a difference to the backyard they're like we're gonna say some conniving ████ no like you know like uh if you're kind of
4:12 smart with tax you kind of know what to say and when if you're smart with crime you kind of know what to say oh her vow of like I don't remember anything could just be how you get through a lot of ████ and then make this a tax deduction or something yeah it could be yeah wow like I don't think it's like I'm old I don't remember there's smarter ways of handling it 66 you obviously have a massive net worth or yeah you're not dumb I wonder also if it's like a way you know some of your lifetime movies and all those other stories I've been talking about today what if she's actually ████ her husband over by doing this that's good that's a good development pay for that statue and this and that and she doesn't remember so she can't medically be liable oh wow oh yeah the liability goes yeah it could be a more sophisticated he's ████ that fake mechanic okay yeah I'm gonna crash the
5:03 rolls into those ████ million dollars oops that's oh what are the odds I hit it with this rolls right there's a deeper plot it's probably coincidental yeah yeah she knew that statue was three million had a blank it's either that or she completely just lost her mind like I think it's either two choices right now our two choices are are girls really stupid and dumb yeah or really conniving yeah yeah it's one of the other so much passion I think women are so smart I think they're way smarter than me I think they're smart too smarts to poison your husband slowly with Drano or to piss off your husband by purposely crashing a Rolls-Royce into a three million dollar statue with
5:54 Billionaire's backyard yeah they're just too intentional yeah it cannot be an accident dude instead of like I was trying to kill ants and I was trying to and I forgot what happened or it could be it could be a thing where like her lawyer is just really good and was like all right you just say you don't remember anything and we'll handle yeah it sounds like a bad lawyer because she could have been like I was on my phone arguing with my husband she could have been saying but actually we're not going to tell the truth right now by the way in the video of this happening there's no video but there's like a description of it she so she initially crashes into the house she's stopped she turns and then hits the statue yeah that is what Christians say so she's kind of like a bull in a china shop there's no way you accidentally hit a
6:45 three million dollar statue I think we underestimate how panicked people get in a billionaire neighborhood all the houses on that block yeah they're massive she hit the one with a three million dollar statue in the backyard she nothing but net she's [Laughter] and those houses are probably the length of this block yeah true true yes yes she could have hit a lot she could have she avoided the tennis court avoided the ████ swimming pool she hit the just think about it right dude she ████ up she drove all the way in and she's she probably broke a gate she did she's she's ████ up the yard she avoided that two people riding horses yeah and she's already like oh ████ like because dude when you hit when I hit the trash can sometimes I go oh my God my heart beats out of my chest so I can only imagine what it feels like when you hit another car or anything and
7:36 your car just keep going yeah I think some people some people's response is like they panic and they free they hit another thing yeah they hit another thing I've had two trash cans in one day no you know what I mean not but you're a dude her distance she went though she had to go the length of this massive driveway to even get to where the house actually was yeah and then she hit a bunch of ████ and you know when you're in the backyard took some turns there had to be something else she was a pinball yeah yeah because you know when you're in a real balling neighborhood everyone's walls are like those bushes that are like as ████ two stories high right you can't even see the house see the house so she had to go through that first fortification absolutely yeah she went to go through that line of defense got through kept going some people have a moat yeah I think she's probably ████ the dude who lives there or or the husband's ████ somebody else
8:26 because either she wanted the dude's wife to know or somebody wanted somebody else to know so using the potential potential of your writer's brain what's the plot oh yeah I see I just did the Tenon bomb dude like being there afterwards like to his wife like damn that was crazy huh and the wife is like so you're telling me [Laughter] you're telling me this ████ randomly hit our house in the sad she's like yeah I don't know that sounds crazy she randomly crashes into the statue's penis too yeah I don't know honey she said she forgot I believe her I just think she looks like a truthful person I think this was a message being sent yeah it's kind of like uh like dark night when that dude's about to snitch on who Bruce Wayne is so he runs the lambo into the he's like what who did I hit yeah
9:16 it's like that situation it's like okay dude this fantastic thing just happened right yeah it sounds like some Gone Girl ████ you guys seen Gone Girl Gone Girl ████ it sounds like some plan to do something else it could be and guess what if it is one of those situations and somebody is involved with some other ████ they're not let the story out the story helps all of them stay quiet like I'm like yeah sure whatever as long as the real story that's true I'm sure the neighbors are the Realty you're gonna be the neighbors that tell you the real ████ or could this somehow maybe be some kind of a laundering thing where you spend that much money on a statue and then you have an insurance policy on it yeah and it gets destroyed this train is on a train situation yeah you ever seen that movie Alfred Hitchcock two Strangers Like This is a famous tennis player and this random ass dude just meet in the train at the same time and they start drinking on their way to wherever they're going they're talking about how they both hate their Ex-Wives
10:06 like I am Ex-Wives she's take out my money I hate Max why she won't send the divorce papers and so the stranger guy is like hey we should just swap murders we have no connection if you got off here and killed my ex-wife and I got off there and killed your ex-wife and we both bounce there'd be no way for anyone to ask these murders and then the tennis player is like haha one but the crazy stranger goes and does the murder oh ████ I killed your ex-wife you got to kill mine now oh yeah but then there's like no way to the trace these guys have no connection they've met on a train yeah I never saw each other again listening to me we're gonna watch it strangers on a train wow Hitchcock movie why why did you say it that like that it sounds like a good movie [Laughter]
11:03 there's a neighborhood in Florida where um every single house has like a pilot or like a airplane oh like a landing strip well they I think they might share the landing strip oh the garage every single house has a garage just for planes it's like a pilot's Dream It's like where John Travolta lives how he's got his own like yeah they have their own airplane Hangar yeah and then it's like the whole neighborhood just uses planes there's a race track how's it going out here right I think yeah there's like a community like yup they built a community for everyone who has like race cars and like there's a track like either inside or just outside the community that's so cool it's like constantly being used yeah they got like garages with doors on both sides where's that you just go out somewhere out here that's crazy that would be very loud
11:53 like imagine trying to sleep in your hair but that's why that's why if you live there you're down with this ████ yeah there's a lot of secret neighborhoods you know that like you know there's a lake in L.A that it's like a gated it's like a gated community one that's up the hills yeah like I was just like um when I was like look we're actually gonna settle down I was trying to just find if there's any really unique type of neighborhoods and I found that I'm like what the ████ I never knew it was like wait the one in Hollywood or the one in Pasadena there's it's in Hollywood area yeah but it's a gated community and almost no one sells our house so you can't even go to it yeah you can't even walk in I only saw it because I was on a helicopter tour of LA and I was like what the ████ is that yeah what about when we film The the Asian um Bachelor that one Mansion
12:45 um that one that that's like an Hacienda Heights or something no it's in Hollywood and then in the backyard it was like a lake too it was it was like a weird I was like what the hell there's a there's a lake here out of nowhere or like a reservoir yeah the lake you're talking about is technically a reservoir yeah oh is it yeah yeah so yeah because I've oh wait you weren't in that one you were in the first one or the different scene yeah but the house that we filmed at it might be that Lake you're talking about oh yeah it's like a bunch of mansions yeah fellow mansions and then in his backyard there's like a a little Lake in a reservoir thing yeah some of the some of the pads have direct Lake access and then uh they just never sell because they know it's always going to go up in value so it's even hard to get into that neighborhood oh my God yeah that's so cool telling you guys about Canyon Lake oh yeah that little community so it's a city that's um it's near like Lake
13:35 Elsinore okay and um it's the it's the country's largest gated community and it's an entire city built around like a lake and you you literally cannot go in there unless you're a resident and it's like a whole secret it's kind of like a best kept secret whole city Canyon Lake yeah and you can go on YouTube and watch this where's that is that off the five or something I don't know if it's off the five where's Lake Elsinore it's like uh Inland and more Inland yeah but it's like it's crazy because um I found it by just buying something on OfferUp and the guy was like oh are you a Canyon Lake resident I'm like nah and he's like oh I can't you can't come in here then and I was like what the ████ was that and then and then so I looked it up and then I found their YouTube channel they have like an internal Channel that's just like what's
14:25 going on in Canyon Lake today we've got some boating over at Rob's and then it's like such local like things about wow like Nancy's got some extra quilts ready for you guys it's like this weird that's a culture yeah that's some weird ████ you can't even make a sale on offer up it looks so beautiful unless you're a resident you can't get in there you're not you have to be signed in or some ████ oh and then like if you're a guest they have to yeah and I think it's like it's kind of like real that's what I said yeah look it's just this place oh ████ and it's it's all gated up yeah yeah yeah it's like the real Bros of Canyon Lake oh ████ and no one ever talks about this place it's like so under the radar [Music]
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