0:00 [Music] All right, let's talk about some just crazy coincidences that you've experienced in your life. >> Uh, one of them that like had come to mind recently for me was um it was this crazy thing. This was like 1999 and like I you know like when you first start going to raves I don't know this might be just a SGV thing but you make a whole group of friends within raving. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. >> Maybe it still applies for like festivals and stuff like that. >> No, they don't have a different They have a different culture. They don't they don't know how good. >> Don't be in denial that they don't have ours was the best. >> Ours is the We're the OGs, man. >> And you get like rapidly close to that group, >> right? >> In a way that you won't be as close to people you've known way longer. >> It's like a funny strange thing, right? >> You're instantly trading with bracelets
0:51 to say best friends. It's like a weird peace, love, unity, respect, >> transfer, >> and and it feels like you met them through like a secret club. So, it vetted a bunch of like we're doing drugs together, dude. >> You could fast forward the relationship. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It like um it's it's like very very quickly get close to them. And uh there's this one girl like within that that group of friends that I had like from raving, her name was Francis Choy. And uh we were like talking like really late at night one time and then we were just like >> for some reason we got on the subject of like like brain damage or something >> like we're like damn cuz I think because like some we started experiencing when people would take too much and they would get like you know kind of kooky. >> Yeah. >> And then um and then uh I was already breaking at the time and I'm like I probably got brain damage from like you
1:41 know hitting my head so much. And she's like, "I probably got brain damage from like when I was like a kid. I got dongked in the head really bad when I was in kindergarten." >> What is donged in the head? >> Like she got like hit in the head by something. And I was like, "Damn, how'd that happen?" And she goes, "Some kid like hit me with a bat straight to my forehead." >> What the? >> Damn. No way. That's crazy because I I did that to some kid when I was five. >> Shut the ████ up, >> bro. Shut the ████ up. >> Not even joking, dude. When I was five years old, I got it was in when we were both in kindergarten. She was in my school only that one year, but her name was different. >> Her parents got remarried. She changed her name. >> Oh, >> how did you find out it was you? >> Cuz I'm the only She was the only kid. So, in my kindergarten class had eight exactly eight people in that class. >> She was the only one that left. The rest
2:31 the seven of us >> cuz you hit her on the head with a baseball bat. >> The rest of the seven of us were in the same classes all the way till we were high school. Oh, >> she was the only one missing. So, I just remembered Francis Hugh. Her name used to be HU. >> You reset her whole brain. >> And then in and then there was an aluminum bat that someone had left out in the park and then we were uh or in the field of the school and we were both like swinging it around. She was standing behind me and I accidentally like full swung it. >> Are you sure it's accident? >> And hit her. I hit her square in the forehead and she had to go to the to the nurse and it was like a really big thing and she ended up okay but I guess she kept it as a core memory the same way I did but I didn't think it was her because I'm like that's not your name and she didn't go to SDA school. >> Yeah. >> And I was like did you go to a US when you were like five? And she goes yeah and then we moved and my parents like
3:21 got divorced and and I was like I was the ████ kid that hit you. >> That's wild. That's insane. >> And we had been like friends for like a straight year already at that point. >> Wow. >> No, we actually got really really close cuz >> you say like what are you going to do to make up for it? >> Yeah. Yeah. We actually got like mega even closer after that and then just that became like the running like joke of our friendship of like dude that's crazy that when you were five you were in bellflower and just in that one little ass school with eight students. >> You ████ assaulted her. >> What a crazy like friendship story. >> And I aluminum batted her forehead. And I I distinctly remember because like that was like such a huge thing I did. >> Damn. You made her cuckoo, bro. >> Yeah, I know. She was she's smart. She ended up smarter than me. So, I guess I should hit myself. >> You resetted her brain to factory settings. >> Factory reset. >> The only one I could think of or the one
4:11 that comes to mind is me and Jason Chenny both going up. >> That's a big coincidence. >> Crazy. Cuz no one goes to that school and it's Yeah, it was insane. >> And he's also Taiwanese. >> Yeah, that's crazy. And he ended up going to the same army freaking uh >> in ████ San Diego or Carl's bad. >> Carl's bad. >> Crazy. >> And then you never met anybody else that was like I also went to >> Never. Cuz it's such a unique school and you either go there cuz like you're rich or you're a troublemaker. So it's like a very unique case. >> Yeah. >> And it's a boarding school. Most people don't go to boarding schools, >> you know? So it's like so >> one in a bazillion. >> One in a bazillion. cuz when he brought that up, I was like, "What the f███?" >> Yeah. >> And he sent me all these pictures and there's pictures of him and me. We didn't go at the same time, but we're wearing the same uniforms >> cuz we went to that school. It's crazy.
5:02 >> Another uh weird coincidence that happened like I think I told it on here. It's like a real quick thing. A few years ago, I was at a I was driving my crazy ass big black van and I went to uh Starbucks in Hollywood. And then as soon as I got in there, this dude was like freaking out. And I thought he was gonna just like tell me that he liked my van, but he's like, "You're not gonna believe this." He's like, "I'm a I'm a film director." And I was working on my script. And then uh in the treatment, he's like, "I drew the exact kind of van that I wanted the character to be driving and it's exactly like yours." And I was like, "No, what is kind of pitch is this?" And then he showed me and it was in his actual like packet. It was dead on exactly like my van. >> And he's like, >> "Can I use it?" >> Yeah. He was like, "I need to use it in the film. I have to have it." And I was like, "Okay, like we could arrange that. That'd be cool." And then um and then he like I looked him up cuz I'm like, "Is
5:53 this guy really a like a director?" And I and I saw that like, "Yeah, he literally was." And his last movie was the lead actor was the um the best friend in Scarface, >> you know, the the the handsome guy. Yeah, the handsome guy. >> Oh, cool. >> But then like I I started looking like, "Oh, what movie was that?" And like it was so bad that I just declined. I'm like I think I'm I'm good. And he and this like rent it out. >> No. He kept hitting me up and he's like he started like sounding crazier and crazier the more he would hit me up. He's like now I want you in the movie. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like no I think you should >> those weirdos. Yeah. >> Yeah. I think you should be the lead. >> Yeah. He started like saying all this other ████ He's like >> we should partner on this. He kept saying like he's like it's not it can't be nor like uh he's like it has to be a sign that your van pulled up right when I was looking at the page like you have to be involved in this deeper than just
6:44 renting the >> Do you believe in that where like some things are meant to be or the universe or >> Absolutely not. I think I think coincidences are ████ sick. >> Yeah. >> That's why I'm like I'm just like I think I'm good man. >> Yeah >> cuz this this movie sucked ass. >> I would have took the money. >> Yeah. I know you would have. >> Yeah. I would have said it wasn't in my car, but I have I have something, but it's not that cool. Okay. >> Okay. >> I just bought a G37X. Okay. It's a all-wheel drive G37. No. Uh uh Infiniti. >> Oh, Infinity. >> Infiniti G37. Okay. I was like, "This car is sick." I put rims on it. >> I'm over here driving it on the freeway, Long Beach to back to Buen Park. And then I remember I see a bunch of like Dodge Chargers coming by trying to rev me. I was like, "That's cool, ████ You want to race? Let's go. I didn't know at that time, so I ████ down ████
7:36 We all lining up. So, I thought this guy's lining up with me, thinking like we're going to ████ race. He rolls down his window and goes, he starts yelling at me and I'm just like, "Yo, what the f███?" I don't know what you're talking about. Let's go second gear. And he's just like, "Yo." He got closer and he said, "That's my old car." And I was just like, "What the f███?" I started tripping because I bought this car in OC in like a random dealer, some offic Armenian ████ I hate that ████ by the way. Um um so the whole time the whole time I'm trying to listen to what he said, but he's like, "Yo, it's my old car." And I just I was like, "What the ████ Let's race." He's like, "All right." And then
8:26 ████ of course he dust my ass, you know. Yeah, >> but that's why I sold the car. I have a better one. >> I was just like, "Oh, f███." I wanted to ask him if there was any problems with the car. >> Oh, >> yeah. But he just just gone. I was like, "No wonder he ████ sold his car. This s███'s slow as ████ >> That's pretty tight." >> Yeah. Oh, man. Piece of ████ I mean, >> the the number one even crazier coincidence than anything I've been through is one of the the ████ fact that I knew you back in. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That is one. >> And then we found out here. Yeah, >> that like he's telling me I thought it was joke. It was a joke. You were telling me about me >> cuz we went to the same school. We knew that. >> Yeah. >> But >> that was so funny. >> Cuz of your reputation. >> Yeah. I didn't know at all. Like >> Oh, wait. I didn't think Yeah. I I think that day is when I found out you went to
9:16 that school and then cuz we had mutual friends. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. >> Small world. >> I know. And we're like, "Wait, that's me that you're talking about." And he's like, "What? >> That's >> cuz I had a different last name. It's such a rare feeling for that to happen to you that I'm like, "This is a new ████ brain stem that's lighting up." >> It's like the whole time the guy that I heard about was you. >> Yeah. And I'm like face to face with you and I remember you as a whole different human. >> That ████ is like >> That's crazy. >> Tired of your mom finding all your porn sites? >> Don't let that happen again with vp.net. It's the only VPN that can't spy on you. Every other VPN can technically see what you're browsing, and you just have to trust that they won't leak or sell your data. VP.NET's hardware separates your
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10:57 disbanded. We didn't know what the hell was going on. >> Extracurricular club. >> I went to Keell went there for a year um was still kind of very mediocre and then so um I ended up going to the Army and Navy Academy in Carlsbad. Yeah. >> When I get there, it's like all these random stranger kids cuz they're all like orientation or whatever. And I see one of the former members of the extracurricular activity club just walking across the front lawn. And that was his first day, too. And I was like, "What the f███?" I'm like, "Dude, the ████ boys are back in town." And that ████ was crazy. You didn't restart extracurricular activities with him. >> We immediately did. >> Okay. >> Cuz now we're like, "Oh, ████ We're going to ████ run this place cuz we
11:48 have crazy loyalty to each other." >> I don't know what happened to him. He doesn't know what happened to me. And then it's like, imagine like they start a new jail, >> right? >> And everyone's from every different extracurricular activity club, but two people are from the same one. >> You already have a oneup on everybody in there. That was ████ crazy. But we also end up getting kicked out again. And now I don't know what happened to him. We all got kicked out again. It was crazy. >> There was this there's another funny one where this guy like I reposted using the JK account this Holo Holo truck that was like going viral for like getting really popular. They would sell Filipino desserts out of a food truck thing. And uh I just reposted it and then the person was like, "Oh, thanks for posting it, blah blah blah." And they're like, "Who who is this that I'm talking to?" I'm like, "Oh, this is Ryan. I run the account." or whatever. And then he's
12:39 like, "No ████ way." He's like, "Ryan." And I'm like, "Yeah." And I'm like, "Who's this?" And he goes, "This is Peipo." And I was like, "Pipo?" This fool like I knew him back during uh >> he's from SAG. Like I knew him from uh back when in during AOL days. We used to go on um on a I met him online through America online when I was in like this is maybe like right before high school. We used to go into the Cambodian chat room and call everyone Cambo soup. Like that ████ >> just to go in and troll. >> Yeah, we used to troll Cambodian chat rooms together. >> Just so you call you could say >> I met him in the Filipino chat room and I'm like, "Yo, let's let's get in the Cambodian chat room, start some ████ creating online race riots." So we would go in there just just like back then
13:30 there was like no limit to how much you could ████ type. cameoo and they would be like ████ you guys you Filipino ████ and we used to just die laughing and we did that for like a straight year and then uh he ended up getting into breaking too so I I would keep track of like we never really met and then just randomly when I reposted that page it's the same dude >> he like ran that business that that holo holo truck >> I I always pretended I was a hot 15-year-old girl in those chat rooms all >> age sex location >> somewhere out there Someone's like, "I wonder what it happened to >> Yeah, >> Bartelina." >> I've always been like talking. I'm like I'm like, "Does anyone else have this problem? My bra strap keeps falling down." >> Damn, bro. You You nasty. >> You used to troll people. >> You used to troll people that badly on AOL. >> Yeah, I I I loved playing and then
14:20 people, "Oh, I'm so ████ hard for you right now." I'm like, "Oh, I wish you were here next to me." messing. >> I was I would I would I would I would pet your ████ over your boxers and then like it would start ████ riding all kinds of like >> honestly it's probably some other dude too. Like you guys are both doing the same. >> It's probably Jason Chenny >> Jason. >> Bro, you're disgusting. >> I'm disgusting. >> You're disgusting. Why? >> Why the ████ would you pretend like that? >> Cuz it's just so funny. >> It's funny. Everybody did that. >> Yeah. Everybody never mind, man. >> Never mind. What do you mean? You don't You don't think that's funny? >> No. >> Why? >> It's funny. >> I made so many, dude. >> Cut.
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