0:00 just kidding news careful boys is a brand just kidding news is the man of smart people the people of just kidding news careful boys they are very smart just kidding news the number one forcast in the [Music] world there was a bus driver here's a couple details to this so let me finish who lost her job after being caught driving students while drinking white claw oh was it a lady okay she was actually a 60-year-old her name is Amal Hannah okay and she was just pounding down a white clawz pounding she's kind of bored at her job I bet that happens a lot she's been but she's driving though a school bus driver for the past 15 years oh so she's professional she's profession she just want to get a buzz while you drive a little I believe in
0:50 drinking and driving if you've been doing it for a long time and if you're if yeah if you have a proven track record yeah you're not like drunk and driving I I think that when you get your license you you could do one that is like8 you drink like two drinks and if you could still pass like the cone or whatever you're allow then you're allowed to drink and drive a little bit but if you ████ up then yeah don't you can't do it you're not good at drinking and driving I think if you're texting and driving and you get pulled over the cop should be able to challenge you to a drink and uh texting and driving competition yeah competition I think they should be able to tase you in a nuts yeah cuz look there's some people that are really bad at texting and driving where they do like cuz it's it's more of like a a 7 80 20 type of thing where it's like 20% you look down but 80% you're looking up yeah but a lot of people they do like 720 the opposite way I could text and drive manual 0%
1:42 pretty ████ good I could text and drive cuz one time one of my biggest challenges I don't know why this happened but when I was 16 I just got my license I was texting a Driving Manual and for some reason I think I was moving in with my dad too so I had my big ass dog Tyson sitting in my uh passenger seat and every every ████ 30 seconds I put your hand out here like holding the shifter he would just go so every 30 seconds I was like oh ████ oh ████ and I was still able to like like text and ████ he was letting you text while you were driving stick Shi my phone's back then what was I doing T I was doing something else oh yeah noia maybe yeah oh alpha numeric I could text without looking alpha numeric too well your dad let you do that my dad your dog no my dog was pressing on me dog oh your dog Oh I thought it was your dad for I that too 30 seconds my dog like oh ████ just
2:33 like press just press on my on my arm shifts for you and I did I I made it from stos to Elman safely yeah so even if you're still alive even if it's like the bus driver of your TA of school that's okay to does he have the drink drink and drive license yeah hases he proven himself herself I mean yes yes then yes cuz some people they're like really smart right and then they do alcohol and they're like they just become normal intelligence but then some people they're like normal intelligence and they do alcohol and they just become stupid as hell and there's people that are stupid as hell and they do alcohol and they're just like genius bro you're really really dumb like because if I don't drink really I'm more texting and talking on the phone emailing thing but if I drink I'm literally I'm so focused
3:23 true cuz you don't want to screw up I don't want to ████ up true so I really think that that is a thing cuz I feel like drunk people they're so Focus is that they drift into the next Lane okay yeah yeah oh so continue with the story what happened however in an emotional interview with news2 Long Island this devastated former driver revealed that she was actually unaware she was drinking an alcoholic beverage cuz she's so drunk Seltzer oh she thought it was like Sprite or something she thought it was an ordinary fruit flavored Seltzer that was non-alcoholic I can see that she also said that due to her chemotherapy she's been left unable to take and couldn't detect any alcohol no she just felt better afterwards she felt a little less stressed felt relax she drinking one of the cheaper alternatives yeah why are you getting brand named white claw T the
4:13 ████ what about signature selects she said pointing out the small warning of alcohol content on the white clock can she said that for people like me that don't drink how are they going to know that this is alcohol I think it's a reading thing still read I think it's a reading comprehension she says I've been crying and crying I don't even have any more tears it was just a mistake it was a mistake I I believe her because she's older and also she has the chemo thing oh how old is she 60 well some some people deteriorate a little faster no no she's a con artist ████ this ly bit she also can't see though the words she should be driving that's a problem with seeing the road maybe she she didn't drive anymore I think she's given up a lot of excuses yep I think she should die I think we should drive her wonder how she was advertised whiteclaw like how did she discover that's what she wanted maybe
5:04 she wanted some sparkling soda you think she was sponsored by whiteclaw yeah because they're like people are going to love that you can't taste the alcohol deal she can't even taste anyway why did she just get like a perryer or something yeah yeah she could have grabbed literally anything anything it would have tasted like anything maybe it was a gift from like you know her coworker maybe her white claw sponsor her white call spor yeah she has three cases nevertheless Hanna has been terminated from her Ro her role there her role there probably good idea uh a Long Island base School company despite her sincere explanation a company spokesperson affirmed that this alleged conduct is completely unacceptable and the driver has been immediately removed from service now here's the interesting bit what she's some within the community
5:55 have rallied behind her after her emotional and heartwarming interview that was taken as very CU they so ████ weak bro heart strings baby ████ weak weak ass people get console easily and they started to Gund me for her oh that's nice let's I want to give her money you do I thought C on her you want to give her money I feel bad so because she's undergoing chemotherapy but made an honest mistake that cost her her job people have donated thousands of dollars to her that's pretty cool as of this she lost like her and stuff she's no uh yeah right there oh she didn't do it on purpose look at her face really she got one of those faces let's judge the face I'm going to give her money cuz I just talk some mad ████ called her a con artist I think I should take it back by putting money into her GoFundMe better put your money in your mouth I will oh
6:46 she too young I thought she was 16 oh damn she really does she is going through chemo she ain't ████ around dude did you did you think she was ly you got to donate even more I did too I was like oh ████ you see her face that's a chemo face I was like sure Cho What's the total on there as of now as of now was 9,641 I gave her a compliment I said she's too young she looks young yeah and Bart called her a chemo face well so Bart needs to give her way more money than my mom told me one of my mom's best friends had chemo growing up so I recognize chemo face hard color a chemo face that's a funnyest accusation bar called her a chemo face I mean clearly the evidence is there he's not denying it and you're calling me a bad guy I said what else does she look like she looks too young I
7:37 said she looks too young she's not 60 she she might also be like a pillar of the community yeah like we have a crosswalk lady at uh at TA school and if she's even just absent one day all the parents like oh where is she where she she's so loving she's like that lady kids everyone Lov has she been a bus driver for 15 years and she's got a great track record let her get piss ass drunk she's on chemo bro yeah you called her a con artist dude but that was an accident it back now oh see yeah he changed his mind Joe gr taking it back and I'm giving her money on the go from me did you guys see the body Camp footage of the teacher she was uh she she got caught drinking at school and she was getting arrested with
8:28 like the principal like the princi there and oh is that the one she's all slurred and ████ yeah they're like smell she was like it's just juice it's just juice and they're like smell the cup and she smells it she's like it's just juice and they're like it's smells like alcohol juice and it arrested her for drinking at school while teaching yeah no alcohol on campus no alcohol on campus but then that's wild that's a stupid move that's crazy I feel like out of all the people in the world though teachers should drink yeah because PE like kids are ████ annoying you got to loosen them up yeah but a lot of teachers kids and teachers should drink they I would promote marijuana more than alcohol to to teachers or about mushrooms maybe micro you think they should be high or that's something to do afterwards post post to be like or potentially like on their break cuz they might come in and they like their their
9:19 niess and creative juices are just like I don't think they're not like in their cognitive cognitive functions aren't like ████ up yeah you know what I mean they might just be more like engaged that helps students too like when you come into class and your teacher just in a good mood it feels so nice all right as an unlicensed psychologist I'm going to give her a this teacher not the bus driver a progression of meds throughout the day so you start your morning with caffeine coffee how many what' you say a th000 and hot Bo I'm going to balance it out half a pill of ecstasy okay what cuz you're the caffeine cuz you're caffeined up and then but you have empathy and you have wow right how many milligrams of empathy you're like this you're pick up every
10:09 kid I ████ love you I love you you come from broken homes and we're going to learn today about algebra and then algebra too though right got a we turn down the lights here comes the buildup no DJ no DJ pass and then all right and at the end all right was good cuz kids be having ADHD these days you need a engaging teacher now you have to grade the homework so let's give her some Aderall cuz she don't want to grade no ████ HK after 1,000 migs caffeine and ecstasy she's going to come down you give her a little you give her ader all this all in one day of course every day except the weekend Monday through Friday so she needs Aderall cuz there's all these s█████ ass Chad gbd
11:01 essays ████ so much there all these assignments she has to go through so annoying right how's she going to focus ader all we're going to pump her up an ad all then she's going to finish all that ████ correcting the exams in 30 minutes she better be like 20 yeah no water no water she can't be over 35 dude she's going to get a ████ heart attack juice for the Ecstasy then there's more next of course and then no we're going to give her some shrooms oh what time what time do you give her shro after the ader all what time is that usually like 5:00 p.m. 500 p.m. okay she gets the shrooms right so after the kids leave at no this they can't be in campus the shrooms has to be at home for dinner
11:51 yeah bar Mac dosing was ████ come to your senses man I thought it was she was still at school come on kids were're dealing with I know after school program come on man macro doing macro doing what like you need to have an ego death every day four kilos of mushrooms a day jumbo do yeah because she needs to come up with her lesson plan for tomorrow but at the same time she has to go home and there's normal life she needs to adjust to right so then uh macro dosing is going to help her with her love life everything and at the end she needs to sleep so we're going to give her prescribe her an ounce of weed nice and um she's going to smoke an ounce of weed and then she's going to be ████ good to like an ounce an ounce all right an e how much is is a lot a ████ ton every
12:41 night is a lot how much is an ounce in a week is a lot how much is it like a regular blunt less than an eighth and less than an eighth about less like a half a gram or yeah like a half a like eight of those yeah but she's a teacher so that's why I'm prescribing her anounce a little bit more probably about 10 joint joints holy sh she's foring on couch like this like probably joint she probably still has Aderall inner system at this point exactly that's why she's going to need about the macro dose of ████ shroom all right so she God bro she's just is this mandatory of course Friday for La USD yes it is yeah but I guarantee you after this she's going to sleep like a baby she's going to balance out wake up the next day do it again what about daily DNT Mt is the only for the weekends oh okay ████ when when she
13:32 needs to reflect back about her life how much is teachers getting paid $30,000 a year free drugs free drugs drugs that's a lot that's a lot of money in drugs that's a lot of money in drugs probably three extra salary that's how much they make here in in uh La dude that's crazy 30,000 yeah no I'm reducing their salary oh you're oh they probably make about 30 to they probably make about 60 to reduc salary they probably make about can you Google it's been a long time since I saw that's true what's new current L USD L USD starting salary for teachers I think it's $60,000 um uh estimate is 52 to 73 okay so $60,000 I was right I'm reducing it by half cuz I'm giving her so much drugs that she would have bought anyway the thing is I don't think
14:23 teachers should do cocaine yeah I don't think so either yeah oh that one you're not no way no cocaine Zero Tolerance [Music] know
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