0:00 I just get I have a hard time believing you won't kill me after the deeds done that's the other thing too right if you don't help me and you say something I'm gonna kill you [Music] uh Nick do you know any good ways to um get away with murder um you got anything in the pocket here this is this is what you do okay uh whenever you feel like you have an urge to commit murder you just don't do it that's a good one so abstin invention is better than cure huh is that all right number two with a knife to get away with to get away with murder yeah let somebody else do it I watched Ozark or you just gotta have I think if you commit murder you have to plan
0:51 like six months in advance dude but what if only six months plans suck I feel like you gotta plan your whole life that's true six months of preparation to make sure you have all the stuff before you commit them I think at least minimum that's true yeah you can't buy anything I think you got to be very prepared okay and you got to practice a lot a lot of hard work a lot of dedication you got to go out there okay what type of killer would you be man are you more like a a Dexter type of killer or more like I would like to think I'd be a Dexter type of killer but I could very well see myself lose a little control and then just kill people just because they annoyed me as somebody who just uses do you think you get caught if you killed what I think you would get caught yeah me I probably I'd probably get caught I think you turn yourself off I think Nick I think planned Nick plans for a year and then he gets impatient and mad and does it in
1:41 a month the only person that would really be successful at this table because I I don't really know everyone I I don't know too much about you but maybe Colleen just because here we go it's very like I can see it meticulous so can I say something else too I think she's already done it in the past I think she's ready I don't know I know I don't know but I think he'll find out I wouldn't be so I wouldn't be surprised if she was like oh yeah I got like two already under my belt I got two bodies I'd be like I'd be initially shocked but then I think about it I go oh that makes sense I can see that so there's this um this woman named Nicole Max she's 35 she's a resident of Daytona Beach she committed first-degree murder against her roommate I don't understand
2:31 these rich people doing this uh she kills a 79 year old dude who I guess was her roommate but they're not but they're rich I don't know you can tell me when you look at her photo but she stabs this guy to death all right this is what she looks like that's her sugar daddy it's her sugar daddy no no no oh do the girl she doesn't what is her neck tattoo stab her I don't know damn dude it hurt this from this does it match down two times twelve what does that mean this yeah from here down to me looks like she dates extreme sports guys from here up it looks like she's at Starbucks yelling about the wrong order uh Karen like that wait you said this is Daytona it's like like yeah that looks like uh she's at Food For Less shopping
3:23 for her family that looks like she's also at Food For Less shopping for her nice she I guess to cover it up she tried to like set the house on fire oh dude that's not good you can't do it that's a bad one you get way more kinds of Investigations yeah you kill them you gotta do gas leak baby the the house with stoves on and then you think wait did she does away with the body so she can't no she leaves the body there and she tries to start a fire allegedly to make it look like oh he doesn't avoid or whatever but that's all the stab works they're like investigating and they find um they like find a knife next to her phone so they're like okay exhibit a that's that but the whole thing didn't
4:13 burn down is that why no I didn't all burn down she should have blew up the house like on the ring camera yeah that's the way to do it yeah but she ████ she ████ up pointed to the wrong house damn dude I know like ████ so then uh detectives go to try to track her down they find her outside a restaurant nearby and she's um when they catch her she like drops a hammer and a knife oh no what she had in her hand so there you go oh no they uh she also didn't have any shoes on she had blood on her leg she gave conflicting stories that didn't make sense refuses to uh speak without a lawyer so what they did was they take her into custody and she asks for a drink they give her a Mountain Dew took her DNA from there so we get him she first 48. at this
5:03 point believing that oh man these guys are gonna ask for my DNA they're gonna be able to match it with the DNA on the knife blah blah blah so she comes up with the idea to take the Mountain Dew and completely douse herself with it smart try to erase the DNA smart because it's all over her now they can't they can't get a sample from that smart yeah that's true all they'll get is baa black yeah yeah all spilled and you know spilled everywhere so yeah so she would I mean I wouldn't she asked for Mountain Dew I wouldn't question it she does seem like a Mountain Dew Drinker yeah like it fits the demographic she looks like she'll ask for surge yeah she's doing code red orange yeah so she dumps this she dumps him out and do as an attempt to interfere with the DNA on her body on her own body she's trying to scrub herself from his DNA apparently because she has blood stains knowing that no
5:54 they're trying to get your DNA you ████ idiot yeah so they can match it with the crime scene I like her why a 79 year old she's what was the point she couldn't be a little more patient right he was about to croak anyway yeah he's right there I think that's when you push someone down the stairs bruh you know right you go with the uh maybe suffocate him in bed yeah I have a stairs aren't guaranteed because he might live after that's true that's true maybe that a cliff go hiking together yeah honestly I think if I keep hearing about people saying that um like in big old places like the Everglades right yeah they find dead bodies in there they find all kinds of crazy ████ I would just take a trip and they can't they can't do a trade so it's like you gotta live in a very wild I think you got to find some crocodiles dude I think that's your best bet just ████ Crocs gotta find some Crocs and I
6:44 think you can kill somebody you just dump the body there this lady that killed herself like that she threw herself into a crocodile pit damn suicide by crocodile um at least you're feeding them yeah kind of you're not going to waste right yeah that's a this is a whole thing is a bad plan so they they eventually test take her DNA and they match it with the DNA on the knife and they're like okay yeah you killed them so the Mountain Dew stuff was totally unnecessary so did she call the police ah I got you coppers she called the police correct no but because she set fire this is like everything you shouldn't do yeah because she set fire to the apartment as a way to uh cover the body that made an instant emergency response to the address because and so she wasn't done cleaning up and then they came it's an apartment so someone's gonna call the fire department so now you know you get them there even quicker
7:35 than if someone was he could have had like a whole day to like exactly everything to get why do you have to set it on fire like right then yeah you could have waited yeah honestly if you want to get away with murder you probably have to kill someone completely random because look this is this is my thought right if you look at all the best serial killers what makes them so successful there's no connection there's no connection they're random they live in a ████ different town and they're they're honestly they're picking people that are not generally missed yeah like hookers or family and on top of that too they're they're hella they're they're they're extra creepy about how they they they go about their whole process you know they stop for a long time they're really twisted and they're coming they played a long game and I feel like those are your keys to success when you want to get away with successful murder right
8:26 no is that crazy all you want to do is kill a person yeah but like but you want to kill someone that's close to you you I don't think you could do it yeah do you think you can't physically do it that's smart that goes back to what Joe said yeah that's true but maybe um assassins would know like they gotta do it for work you're gonna ask the professor they gotta be doing it well but how many times do we sit here and it's like somebody goes on the web Google's assassin pays them 300 bucks to go murder somebody and then that person's like a cop but that's because they don't oh yeah but they also don't have nordvpn they're sloppy with how they go about it yeah you got to do everything through they also don't have better help yeah rage Shadow Legends yeah dude and when you get all nervous you need Loom dude you need Lumi bro or taskrabbit yeah taskrabbit it you start sweating Everywhere You Gotta use the loom did
9:16 you see there's like a there was an old Vice talk about a Hitman from Mexico and he was talking about how the process works and he said that like if you want to hire him you provide the weapon like you buy the the weapon and then you uh you give him the target so what if I give him like a flute and say be creative let's just shove it up his ass and kill it you choke him with her it's probably gonna cost more yeah yeah Style videos I like your style you give them an acoustic guitar and you're like this is the weapon so if you guys come in here to murder is there someone that you could trust to do it no to tell it's definitely a dude not a chick yeah I told my wife I was like if would you telling me if I if I kill somebody and you knew about it she'd be like yeah so I can't tell her yeah it probably Anthony's right I think you have to tell
10:07 I pick Anthony you know what would be the worst thing is if you pick a homie right like say that's your your North Carolina only right you're like hey dude like um I killed somebody and he goes I killed somebody that ████ around you're like oh ████ this is heavy I was just gonna emotionally dump on you because you might open a Floodgate Of some kind yeah you protect yourself by trying to laugh and I'm like oh dude you're killing me right now with that joke man run away yeah yeah never talk to him again part that boggles my mind are these dudes who can find a friend good enough to help them hide the body and then be implicated for the whole thing is crazy to me yeah yeah like there's always a friend like that that's down to do that that's a good friend I was like yeah I just killed somebody would you help me I'll help Mike keep my mouth shut but I'm not gonna put nobody in concrete and
10:57 cut them up that's crazy yeah yeah that's a level of friendship I don't think I can it's already cut up you don't have to cut off he's already cut up I cut him already yeah you need help putting them in the barrel I just get I have a hard time believing you won't kill me after the deeds done that's the other thing too right if you don't help me and you say something I'm gonna kill you [Music]
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