0:00 [Music] there's a man who's convicted of stealing 1.2 million dollars worth of fajitas vaginas that's a that's a lot of that's just meat right like chicken fajitas or steak fajitas how much is 1.2 million that's a lot dude he was heisting ████ fajitas though damn was this jojitsukawa that makes me hungry i like carasadas better do you so i'm not that much of a vagina guy this is for resale dude this is not where's the thing but they got steak fajitas here's what sucks though i don't get hype if you get the fajitas and you just say steak they cut it for you if you get the carne asada you gotta cut that thing for ████ 17 minutes sometimes mother especially when it folds over when it folds over in the u-shape you're like god ████ damn it but i think it's a different cut of meat
0:52 that's why flapstick yeah they use flapper carne flap is a funny word vegeta's i just made that up to to make myself feel better about the differences in me so he does more experiential for me is all i know because when you go though yeah like exp yeah in terms of like when you go there and it goes on the sizzle so that's why i would never be able to eat fajitas if it's like to go same oh yeah that's true i tell chili's i'm like uh no i like it authentic it comes on a sizzling plate that's right how do you want chilies to go i'm like i like authentic i'm gonna eat mexican food tonight so yeah let's not get it twisted so this guy he lived um in a place called cameron county which is in san benite ben san benito san benito it was in texas oh i was like i've never heard of that in california i was like benito of diego
1:42 yeah san bernardino the beautiful side he he was um employed at the daryl hester juvenile detention center in san benito he was working at the juvenile hall yep and while he was there he heisted millions of dollars worth of fajitas ████ that must be a lie from the catering company that's the government food oh just over the years over the years he was just stealing dude fajitas is on the juvenile detention center menu that makes me want to go to jail oh me too i thought they have s█████ food fajita fridays it's called lucky orphan tuesdays maybe i don't know that's taco tuesdays no no i know but sometimes they do it on tuesdays because of the mexican thing one of my co-workers um because mexicans eat on tuesdays day mondays too they do that they mondays my one of my coworkers his family ran a
2:34 catering company that was uh doing a lot of government ████ and then one of his things was for the jails and so he would bring jail snacks that was left over gushers it was literally like peanut butter jelly like sandwiches and ████ that you could make it just the peanut butter jelly comes in a pack ropes sour patch kids you know i love a nerd bro you could make your own little thing and i was like dude this is ████ crazy i mean ████ jail food right now i like it when they uh you watch the videos of people trying to smuggle ████ into the jails by using peanut butter jars and spinning the ████ out of it are you seeing those dude i love watching people make prison food oh yeah that is it that is my favorite kind of content is the best ████ in goodfellas dude spaghetti they use they use coffee creamer to like make ice cream and ████ and ice like it's actually pretty genius how they do it
3:25 wow and it was sliced the garlic really thin with the razor blade resourceful but uh vaginas right vaginas so this is the whole thing right so he over nine years he just keeps on stealing more fajitas right and then this guy like you know he's like i'm in too deep it's crazy he's like i'm still 24 years i don't even know who the ████ i am you know how many wait how much facilities have you stole over the years 1.2 million dollars worth yes what got so bad where he would he would just be at like you know any of the the mainstay mexican restaurants and he's sitting there and he's like i don't know who i am anymore like what the ████ am i doing he probably doesn't even order fajitas because he's like i don't even know the value of fajitas anymore because i get it for free you know like he takes it for granted he got jaded you got jaded with this vehicle do
4:16 you think he started supplying the local restaurants with fajitas that's probably why i know he did right i know he did i know for a fact just to clarify one more time for my uh idiot right now when you say somebody's stealing fajitas they're just stealing the meat no they're stupid the seasoning so anthony maybe okay so maybe okay how do i put this in there yeah so here's the thing so imagine this is like a sizzling plate of faces okay this is being heisted before it goes to the table every plate does that make sense to you so so then the bell peppers the onions so then the chili's waitress has to come out and say i'm so sorry we don't know what happened to your face at the juvenile hall right and then and there's kids there just just standing and they're waiting for the fajitas so they can just ████ have a bib on like it's like this they have their fork and knife and they're ready to go oh they have a baby they give them nice and
5:06 they're all in the gym we want fajitas we want fajitas it's tuesday that's the mexican day where we could eat mexican foods the chili's waitress is like sorry not tonight no fajita pitas is fajitas is that considered tex-mex i think so is that considered tex-mex exclusive can we call geo right now yeah can you call it real quick hotline can you actually call her we need an official mexican texas very important they love it's very very good who knows because just geography geo just asked what he deserves as an ambassador of mexican food he doesn't have her number by the way no i do he doesn't have her number he's like looking for her do you know her number she's going to call him put on speaker what's the question specifically technically i preface it like it's something seriously
6:01 do you know any other mexicans you could have been dying right now i would be so embarrassed can you just call any other mexican that would be anthony's rubbing it i would be so excited okay are fajitas text mess or not all right let me let me call you you gotta hear her i'm gonna call this timer you guys want my wife looks pretty mexican i can handle this but she does my wife is salvadorian so i can't ask her because that's the thing that's just jill's brother jio's brother all right see if he picks up his face dude you know what i know someone better call jill's mom oh yeah yeah yeah that's a really good source you know yeah that's true because jude is in cook she's pretty much she's pretty much mexican i mean like the mother of mexico jew was born here she's like taco bell but she was not on the border you know not exactly more taco bell she's more inland you know for sure
6:52 this whole family is unresponsive what did you marry in june yeah dude this is kind of it's that boost mobile dude that's how you want to make it hey ma this is an emergency in mass emergency are you ready is our fajitas mexican what our fajitas mexican i need to know there's a gun next to my head right now he's gonna blow my ████ brains out if i don't know if fajitas are mexican is it mexican that's a no yes you know what you can do with your question what find it in the encyclopedia okay but you're is that a mexican book yes okay but now that i have you on the phone ma can you please tell me if fajitas are mexican because this guy's gonna blow my brains out let's go you ████ sucker
7:43 ████ that's the guy with the gun isn't it it's a big gun okay what what kind of fajitas are we talking about the the fajita fajitas chicken chicken just chicken chicken fajitas boil boil fajitas you know what boil is right ma i think so okay so our pollo fajitas are they mix and match fajita treat are they authentical mexicano or not i'm not gonna answer because i don't want to get involved in you guys stupid conversation [Laughter] thank you thank you that's a that's a ridiculous accusation is the mix and match fajita trio mexican or not she's just like blow his brains
8:33 out get rid of him okay thank you okay bye okay so we didn't get a clear answer that's awesome i think that's a no dude so not to ask my ████ white wife [Laughter] i think there's a conspiracy there's mexicans that all say yo we got a good business going on these ████ gringos don't know ████ yeah you know let's just not tell them because the japanese association i'll tell you guys this the insider secret is california rolls is not real sushi that ████ was made up in california i used to think i love sushi until the philadelphia rolls made in philadelphia it was invented by you're pretty good dude by philly hori nochi that was the that was the name filihorinoci in philadelphia um so he's still a japanese guy yeah and he
9:25 invented it in the california role was from california richard yamazaki and um first name is the middle the california i don't know why they decided to name him that that's his nickname oh callie rich cali rich yama california yeah hey are volcanoes from volcanoes yeah so the mix and match fajita trio has chicken carne asada and shrimp i did not know that that's pretty funny that sounds delicious are shrimps mexican yeah yeah of course huh so it's like the serpentor ceviche it's actually yeah it's like it's like a yeah it's a surfenter of the mexico you just go to chile's fort if you want it's in the water should we get chilies today choice to go sounds let's do it no feeders though no fajitas because we need the sizzling plate oh
10:15 it's like they only do when you're joe's brother gonna call you back now you're gonna be like don't worry no i don't think that only real we're only wrong not enough it only wrong not enough that's the question she left yeah hey we'll do it off the record about it [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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