0:00 We're talking about how we have a new bit around here about talking about people running for mayor and we want to give context to it before >> you guys know how a lot of these politicians right they say like the most perfectly constructed like try not to ruffle any feathers and also the most let's think of everyone and make them feel good answers especially nowadays I ████ hate them with like the bottom of my heart and so that's probably like the worst thing you can probably call any of us. >> You know the minute the camera and the mic's off, they're saying some other ████ right away. >> Remember when the all the ████ politicians were talking about joking about the mask ████ and all that and then they f put it on? >> Yeah. >> Like put on. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> And no, they they would say we have to do a little bit of theater right now. Remember that?
0:50 >> Yeah. And then I think we noticed that sometimes we're tiptoeing on certain topics. So we've been calling each other ████ mayor. So now it's your guys' turn to call us out. Anytime somebody sounds like they're refusing to give a hot take and they're just trying to play it safe, that person is running for mayor. And that's when you hear us say it in episodes and we're going, "Okay, Mr. Mayor." Now tell us in the comments if somebody's being a mayor. That's how we're defining. >> Call your ████ friends out, too, if they're being a mayor. Cuz the spectrum is this. It's like, are you being real or are you being a >> maggot ass mayor? Are you trying to get votes? >> Yeah, you trying to get votes, ████ >> Also, some ████ going off. They might be running for president. >> No, that's true. >> You You got to know like what are you doing running for mayor? >> And it's also going to go It's going to go as far as uh Anony's going to create
1:42 some way to take a record of who's being the most mayor. >> Yeah, dude. >> I think it's going to be I think it's going to be Nick every time. >> Do actual polling. Let's never explain to Nick what it is either. It'll be Yeah, it'll be something on the web that you guys can also check out in the future. >> Actually, if you go on other channels and people are being mayors over there, call the ████ mayor. >> Just be like, "What are you doing? You are you trying to get votes for being a mayor? Are you running for mayor?" >> Yeah. >> Hey, Mr. Mayor. >> Cuz we don't know when those videos are going to come out when you see us doing that. So, just so you know why we're saying that, this is the reason. >> We've been doing it a lot. >> Yeah, we've been doing it a ton and it's so much that we have to explain ourselves. >> Wait, how did it even come to be? we'll catch it in one of the videos. And and >> I can't remember which one. Yeah, I can't remember which one it was, but one of >> But someone was like, "What are you doing running for ████ mayor?" >> And then that's when we were like, "Oh, hell no. I ain't no ████
2:33 >> We found the one thing that all of us take personally and we don't like. We are all offended by being called mayor." Found the one thing. I would rather be called a homosexual than run for mayor. >> Like a clear example would be like you ask someone, "Hey, would you move into a all Somalian neighborhood?" And if they don't say ████ no, they're not dancing around whatever like you ████ mayor. You know you wouldn't. >> Yeah, you're not Somali. >> Just be ████ real about it. >> Yeah, you're you're running for mayor. >> That's your example. >> He's exactly right. >> Give more examples. Give more example. >> That's it. I'm I'm going to be mayor now. I'm I'm running for mayor. >> That's like being like, "Hey, would you be cool with a fentanyl baby?" And you're and you go, "I LOVE ALL BABIES." All equally lovable. >> All right. Okay. Cut the ████ ribbon, Mr. mayor. >> Yeah. >> Go ████ dig a tree, ████ >> You must have keys to the city, huh?
3:23 >> Hey, do you think there's anything going on with the a female to- male wage gap? Is that a real thing? >> Yeah, ████ just suck at work. No, but a mayor would say, "You know what? There's an injustice. I don't believe in this. It's not fair that women are getting paid less than men, and we should we should we should ████ not widen the gap. We should close the gap." >> How come Tyson's Chicken doesn't just hire females then? Why? >> We know they exploit We know they exploit their labor. >> Well, I thought they just hire migrant workers even cheaper than a female. >> Exactly though. But >> but you know what's the cheapest migrant female worker? >> ████ yeah. >> The jam. >> ████ yeah. >> I'm not running for mayor. >> All right. >> We got to this point where we have to ████ first contextualize that we are not that guy and then get into the joke. I hate myself during the co era and how
4:15 much we had to ████ do that and everyone had to start doing that for comedy. It's like well first off let's it's not about this it's not about that. It's not about this and it's not about this. >> Okay now let me do my joke. >> I would never do this. Now let me do my joke. But it's it's so crazy cuz it it came to a point where you had to you have to state the obvious >> versus before it feels like people were like their EQ was higher or they're like their intelligence with satire is higher cuz you understand this is being a joke. You don't have to lay out the context and you don't have to state the obvious. You know this guy's just having a funny take right now. >> Yeah. But then it it's no better than what we're doing in the way that like everyone's in a rush to label you the same way we're in a rush to label mayors. >> It's funny though. It's It's ████ funny. That's why I think it's hilarious. Like, it's so funny. >> Well, what we're going to try to do now is not try to win the mayor cuz that's
5:06 like the opposite of what we want. So, if we win mayor, >> mayor election, >> I'd rather get caught sucking a ████ >> Plus, also though, like the fact that we live in a time where we'll kind of get in trouble if we say certain things. So, having like the having like the person not say it so we can be like, "What are you running for mayor?" It's basically saying that. It also makes you say crazier ████ that you weren't going to say when someone calls you a mayor. >> Yeah. You don't even you don't even believe it and you start lying. >> I never want to live in a Somalian neighborhood >> cuz it's so triggering, dude. What the ████ >> Yeah, dude. >> You're saying worse ████ than you would have said because someone's accusing you of being a mayor. >> Exactly right. >> Yeah. >> Like I'm lying and saying like horrible things about myself so no one calls me that. >> It's like who would you least like to sit next to on an airplane? And it's like, are you gonna run for mayor or are you gonna really answer the question?
5:56 >> ████ dude. >> What race would you least likely want to sit next to on an airplane? >> Yeah, but if you say like smelly Indian, I actually think that's mayor, too. Cuz everyone cuz everyone >> it's hack. >> No, easy target. >> Yeah, you got to say like you got to say like a dirty Eskimo. You got something new. >> That's mayor. >> Just to answer that though, to me, I I'll endure the smell over like overly fat like you're bleeding into my seat. >> No, no, no. What race? I said >> you ████ asked for it, dude. >> Well, vote for me, brother. Vote for me. 2026. >> Wow. >> No, dude. You already know. Stinkiest white ████ body odor Europeans. >> Oh, yeah. He already said white. >> Yeah, that this is where it all came from, I think, is you talking about white people smelling or whatever. And I'm like, you're ████ running for mayor. >> How the ████ am I running for mayor? >> It's so easy to ████ on white people. It's the eas like Indian people smell.
6:46 We're like, "No, no. There's a difference between enduring strong smell versus like I This makes me want to kill myself." >> I said, "Indian-Americans don't smell cuz I'm running for mayor." I said, "The actual Indians are the stereotype." That's what I said. >> You're campaigning. >> I don't know who the stinkiest people are. >> Steve Green.gov. >> Literally doing politician ████ magic right now. >> So, anybody going to answer the question or no? >> What? >> What race would you least likely like like to sit next to on an airplane? >> That's the like we're doing the episode again, though. >> What do you mean? No, it's not. It's a different. >> You guys got to watch it with a whole 20 minutes on it. >> I don't want to sit next to the guy that's wearing the bomb. >> Whatever race that is. >> That's so insensitive. >> Could it's probably the Irish cuz they Right. >> The IRA. >> The IRA. Got to be right. >> Yeah, dude. Okay. So, they'd have to be super fat. They'd have to be super smelly. They also, for some reason, have
7:36 to have a newborn that can't like stop crying. >> That's good. >> And they got to be black, dude. >> They got to be black because the black is the biggest taboo. >> You think? So every joke has to be a black joke >> to avoid being mayor. Yeah. >> No. If you don't do it, then you're a ████ You ain't a mayor. >> To avoid being mayor. Yeah. >> We have We have fans that are black. THEY'RE LIKE, "DUDE, YOU GOT YOU GUYS CAN'T BE like you you can't just only pick Asians to make fun of all the time. What about us?" >> That's inclusivity. Let's bring it all in, dude. You got to be equally everybody. You got to That's the true unracist thing that you can do is make fun of your best friends. >> Yeah. You can't say monks for every answer. >> Kidnapping ass monks. >> I don't like telling black people jokes cuz then they're going to steal them.
8:26 >> Where did that stereotype come from? The one you talking about kidnapping ass mom? >> It's not a stereotype. >> Moms are kidnappers. >> Yeah. >> Oh, do they go to the village and kidnap the bride? >> Not the ritual ones. I thought you meant they just like snatch people up. >> No, marriage kidnap. Oh, okay. Now, that's different. I thought you were talking about they just have like an Amber Alert habit. >> What we need to do is to have a picture of one of us with the with the check mark and the elected. >> Yo, you want to smoke us, guys? Make those and send them. >> Yeah. Just like have us in a suit with the with the president-elect check. >> Keep us in check, dude. >> Right now, I think the two running uh battlers is Nick and Anthony. >> 100%. >> Yeah. Anthony as far as in the main on the average. On average >> only. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Only
9:16 because of >> You think it's me? You and and Nick. >> I would say you and Nick for sure. Like in the main are usually running for something. >> That's because you have to run for ████ Chinese >> cuz you have a bunch of dancer audience people who like don't get it. Yeah, >> I think that's fair. >> Yeah. Yeah. You guys are definitely a detriment to my career. >> Yeah. You talk about it all the time. Do you think that if if that if your career got hurt, I guess in China, and then you asked them why, they would say it's because of us and not you? >> I don't think there's anybody to ask. I don't think we're that important to anybody actually. >> They'd be like, "Oh, it's not you. It's those other guys." >> Thank you for being inclusive, by the way. >> Hey, I'm being I'm running for mayor a little bit, so I have both. >> Yeah, that's really good. >> Yeah. Thanks. >> Is he still alive? >> I think so. I think >> I haven't heard anything about him. I bet you he looks mad different if he's still alive. Nice deep cut. So yeah. Um,
10:07 >> tell us in the comments below who do you think >> is the number one mayor? >> Who is being the most mayor on this channel, dude? And let >> It's not about who's being the most mayor. It's like from now on, start paying attention because the polling has begun. >> We need to know the current mayor, though. >> We want to know the the situation with the election. I >> I think if all of us are voting right now, all of us would agree it's Nick. >> I Yeah, for sure. Nick. >> Out of everyone here, who is it? Then obviously it's probably me because I'm the least ████ >> Yo, can I >> I have most to lose. >> Least ████ >> I would say in the beginning it would have been you, but now I would say Nick for sure. >> Well, yeah, because you guys ████ it up. So I got nothing to lose anyway. It's ████ double jeopardy. I might as well. >> Wait, why is it Nick? >> Why is it Nick? Nick's always running for president of the United States. >> What did he do last time? Cuz I wasn't here that he's like mayor to you guys. >> Well, I think they're both mayors, but one of the mayors loves strippers and the other one is just more mayoral.
10:57 >> Nick loves strippers. No, I think it's the other guy who likes rippers. >> That's crazy >> cuz Nick can't leave Pasadena because he has liberalism in his bones. >> You're right. It is going to be because of everyone else and not you.
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