0:00 wait did you did you finish your via coffee Steve oh yeah I did hey dude don't take too many red bulls with via coffee that's like way too much caffeine D I'm not a normal [Music] man welcome back everybody to another amazing episode of the careful boys where make sure you smash that like button because that helps us get visibility for the algorithms and supports our Channel at the highest level no way anything what's your favorite color leave in the comments it helps us with ding the bell for the notifications comment comment amen all right here's a question and uh Joe's not going to be able to answer this big challenge all right why how come Joe can't answer no he's not going to be able to cuz you just can't fathom how complicated this question is okay it's too big for him too big what competitive Sports would biological women have the advantage over
0:51 trans men oh you really want to test me what about okay competitive complaining true the pencil test was that wait when you say transm put pencil on the titty which direction is that so confusing now that is that a a dude that's transitioning to a lady oh yeah okay I got it right that's what guess you put in the ████ hat the question ask wait I'm conf got to respect the prompt answer what's answer say it again say it again so we all got to give an answer will you start first what competitive Sports would biological women Steve is answering for us biological women have the advantage over trans men oh dude do you want to unfun answer titty and then you go like that hey you want to unfun I got one before
1:41 you do that fitting in small spaces probably you know hide and seek yeah I hide and seek andek it's sport we got to make it a sport trans man is when it's a female that became man this is even googleable and identifies and lives okay do you want a real answer it's not going fun cool the real answer is this you ready the current champion for ultra marathon runners right now is a female because females can hander higher training volume than males can that's really cool so the current one is a female by a long shot I'm talking about she finishes and the next second place is like a person comes in like 12 hours later and it's a dude after that wait what what's the exact sport but a trans man a trans man is a biologically assigned female who
2:31 becomes a man or identifies as a man what I'm saying it doesn't matter right now the ultramarathon runner is a female biological female so they have the advantage yes females have the advantage of endurance running higher they could handle higher training volumes I don't like that they can handle higher training volumes for example like if I do squats 10 sets of 10 I'm going be dead tomorrow Gio can do 10 sets of 10 and she won't be as sore as I will be oh same weight no relative to our weight by and you have to have some sort of control group but volume wise girls can handle more training volume comp complaining competitive complaining might be a good one more fun it's more fun if they've been doing it for the first like depends on when they transition you doesn't like your answer Bart what's your rebuttal well I ████ love when lesbians make out oh yeah hell yeah I love that you love that yeah love
3:21 that you love that more than when Straight girls make out lesbians make it out as the best sport ever the best sign me up what kind of answer do you want put it on a shirt you want real Sports answers or you want ████ the sexiest sporty kid ever I love watching lesbians make out as a shirt when I was a kid I would rock that shirt everywhere D and then two Drew Cary looking dudes would be like say no more dude and they start making out in front of you that long as last B's like m the guy behind the tree yeah the guy behind the tree they could be like like freaking mechanics like yeah like auto shop lesbians oh man we sell so many of those shirts to white dudes
4:12 yeah white Midwest dudes watching lesbians make out are there other sports that are like that where like like biologic women have the advantage or they're like killing cuz how many sports do they have men and women compete in the same did you see the new one they have they had since Tokyo Olympics a mixed relay we just broke the world record USA just won that one Co so it's girl it's guy and girl wow cuz at first I was confused cuz it was like a a guy running or guys running I was like oh dude this is a men's relay and then it turned into girls running and I was like wait am I watching was I did I think that they were men but they're actually women and then passor guy I was like wait this is mix cuz I didn't know they mix what about poker uh well there's a lot of controversy about poker controvery how come cuz only dudes win ever right well there's never been a woman who won the
5:02 World Series but there's barely there's like proportionately there's like hardly any has nothing to do with that it has nothing to do with bi biology it's just that there's just less women who play poker though it has to do with your biology would it be unfair if like like at the final table it was like a biological woman and then three trans players no exactly I mean there is there was a woman who was just this close to making final table in the main this year and like everyone was rooting for it but she just barely missed it H are there some people that believe that there's a male advantage to so yeah there there are the sexist ████ and what's the reasoning behind that they they think that um men are better players than women yeah how like what do they do differently they're better luck I think their argument is that they're they are more likely to take on risk take risks but but but even there it's like that
5:52 that that women Bluff in poker too dude like I don't know what the ████ women Bluff in life exactly you know what's pretty cool seeing now is that like a lot of um there's some girls that are really good at Esports M Esports cuz traditionally like at least us growing up like ew girls get away you don't know how to play this hey you know we were talking about the guy from turkey that was shooting in the natural he lost to a lady from Serbia oo shooting his coet I I didn't know that until I saw the video clip and he shooting next to women I think women are better marksmen than they are they have better like accuracy that's ████ d I don't know that yeah so I was like and it's the air pistol or whatever so is archery coed then I I don't know Marksmanship definitely is co archery I've seen chick archers yeah yeah I just don't know if
6:42 they compete like like that I have no idea what about Chess oh it's male dominated how come I don't know but there's the twins there they did the test where they allowed females in and they made it co and they just couldn't they couldn't even like they couldn't even figure out the game they kept getting the queen and the King mixed up yeah yeah yeah they kept saying that the queen was the king yeah they didn't know and it kept arguing no no no no the Queen's the Queen's the best one but she and then the girl was like I want the horse to do this though I don't want to make a h well that's not the ru straight I like when the horse prances like this they do like the horse though they they get the best it's our imitation of girls you always this isn't sports but one thing that's always I've always wondered about is why is it that men are the leaders in women's fashion really
7:33 cuz they gay yeah gay dudes are really they have good taste yeah stereotypically and truly yeah I feel like ladies go to gay guys for fashion advice legit but those some of those maybe it's just more like forward and Progressive and extreme because like when you push an envelope I'm just assuming but maybe when you're a gay stylist you are yeah you're trying to push the envelope you're like trying to do something like almost irrational because it's meant to like stand out I don't can I tell you my theory it might be wrong go I think it's because the fish is teaching the fishermen how to catch the other fish so chicks ultimately want to bag a dude so if I go hey show your titties more in this outfit then you're going to bag other dudes but chicks since they're not visual they don't know how to catch other ████ they're like I cover your
8:24 ████ up that's a good pressure how we're all if you're all fisherman you're not going to have good tips the other person like dude we all are hiding under this rock throw the hook over here that's my take that is true cuz ████ dress for ████ not not always for dudes you know you know what I mean when you're going somewhere with your chicken I'm like why are you wearing this dress like I can't even see your ████ ass yeah and and she's like well I'm not wearing this for you but if you're a dude if you're a dude you're like wear this go see your boss today drop a pen you're getting a race dress like a dress like you're a the victim and horror movie every ████ day as far as I'm concerned jeans tight jeans ████ tight little ████ tank top right you're about to get kill you're about to get killed a horror movie that's all I want wet hair sweat bra straps out right
9:16 ████ makeup coming down your face you're cuz you're so scared who's better at pickle ball good transition probably dudes probably dudes really yeah doesn't pickle ball kind of like even the playing a little more that like well tennis players guys are by far well yeah like is they still got it even with pigle wall be like a strength or speed element that like I think when something gets extremely physical if it's strength speed or athleticism dudes just ████ cannot cannot outside of volume you know what I'm saying yeah about what about rhythmic gymnastics oh dude they don't even have a men's division for that right what do you mean rhythmic well that's why if it's a trend well I guess not oh oh I see what you mean uh oh that's interesting actually right how about figure skating rhythm gymnastics when they're doing like the ████ like ribbon on the floor gymnastics type or
10:06 the ball where they're like catching the balls and doing like these crazy stuff I've never seen like a a a trans person kill it in that that would be interesting what about dancing I think it's it's still like subjective I think it depends on the style of movement cuz it's not a sport right that's I wanted to hear seen a dude arches back so hard he can shoot a ████ bow with his toes that's true have you ever seen a d yeah I'll do it right now easy so maybe like maybe flexibility based ████ hey what about surfing do you think there's a difference in yeah dominant really yeah over ladies what is the difference though is that the last time you seen a chick bust a 360 on a surfboard like in the air I don't really watch surfing so I don't know yeah I don't watch surfing a good ████ question I feel like I've seen some ladies do that last time you seen it yeah I got he got some stay on
10:58 he you what's what's one that was really divisive and ended up being not great is um uh racing like car Dan oh yeah Dan P like she like yeah because everyone they hyped her up to be like this like oh she's going to like kill it in the game and and she ended up being one of the worst right really statistically like she was like really bad I think they shouldn't do that I think I was watching a video drivers usually yeah they crash a lot yeah cuz always talking too much not paying attention on the phone she was texting during the race that's why she trying to do the speech make while racing at the N she's doing Island I know ████ when she gets close to the Finish l oh you go first you go first you go first you go first you know sometimes sometimes in ji Jitsu they'll do like ingender matches and I've seen some chicks like break dude's ████ feet and ████
11:49 like yeah guy want to are they in the same weight class or height or something I think I think they're relatively in the same but then like sometimes if you get caught in a bad spot and you know I roll with chicks and I get ████ up all the time yeah there so it's funny there's a guy Nam Craig Jones and he's like a big personality Jitsu and he's like this Australian guy and his famous thing is like he always says keep Jiu-Jitsu gay that's like his whole why but he's he's he's trying to go against this big um jiu-jitsu tournament and he's doing his own Jitsu tournament and the headlining match is going to be him against this 250 lb uh very strong muscular woman named Gabby Garcia like a specimen of a woman yeah like she looks like she looks like Goro dude but is is she a Jiu-Jitsu practitioner yeah she's a black belt she's a World Champ multiple time world champion so his his her name is Gabby Garcia she's a m i saw her at the
12:39 Citadel she's ████ huge dude Citadel yeah she was with her husband and she was like Outlets dude she she was towering over her husband at the time bro this is a video game Goro legit she's Goro bro so Craig Jones is going to compete against her so she's on steroids right oh yeah she said it she's like I'm on all the steroids all of them do you know Craig Jones personally no she might have all the chromosomes a lot of people message us asking to bring him on we were supposed to have Mom but he didn't I would love CRA when he was in LA but she has a husband I don't think they're married anymore but she had a husband at the time and that dude was some guys some guys do like that what happened bro I don't know dude right wow she's jacked bro she's huge but also the what is she like 65 she like 6 feet dude but what's also Jones versus Gabby G the
13:30 in incredible thing about Jiu-Jitsu though it's so skill-based at the last championship she lost to like a chick that like a regular size she lost to Mackenzie Duren I think in one of their matches yeah she she like lost to a regular Technique One like a 56 5'8 chick that might be 150 do you think they do open divisions where like um if you are the heaviest someone's the lightest sometimes they'll have a matchup where they'll compete at the end that's her husband no that's gu comp that's C Jones okay she's look like she's about to have a snack yeah so he he's a big goof fall jju game when they do like uh when they do those camera tricks for Lord of the Rings yeah yeah Force perspective fro yeah he's he's a big go but they're going to do it they did like a face tof face interview and he like purposely made his chair smaller and he pushed it closer so she looks even bigger it's so F dude he's such a troll
14:21 dude he's such a troll think do you think if they had um that's going to happen next week no there's another one there's another one but he he standing with there's one where she's picking him up by the neck against the ████ W hilarious and he doesn't even call it Brazilian jiu-jitsu he calls it Mexican ground karate Mexican ground karate take the piss out he's a funny dude he's a funny guy um do you think if they did competitive Dentistry that women would win probably oh yeah they're good with the small tin little that's really good men might be better at the insurance fraud though that's true I don't know competitive insurance fraud remember that video that chick who like had tried to get her husband murdered she got caught she got caught instantly though what about crypto you think ladies are better at crypto than guys I don't I think it's pretty even yeah is it even really even yeah oh you
15:12 know what I think chicks might be better at lost more money I I think chicks might be better at the ████ uh laser Heist ████ laser Heist get through the room with oh my God Olympic event dude and then you got go like like Catherine Z Jones and en laser chist I think they might be what do you call it contortionists women are really good at that they're good at being pretzel pole dancing they're probably better at pole dancing po dancing not better than those Indian guys subjective yeah dude those Indian guys are killing him man yeah that s███'s way harder probably flexibility though I think so flexib flexibility for sure dude I saw that show abson in Vegas and they're ████ amazing so good they're amazing the best show in Vegas for sure so good than they work that poll dud
16:02 Jersey Boys At The Orleans what about like the gymnastics events do you feel like have that well that's the thing is they're they're like tailored differently for both so yeah they're a little bit different swiming yeah girls are like cats Ladi ladies l s swimming is crazy oh what about diving though the guys are really good at that too do you feel like ladies can't do the same tricks or something I like they can't what you trying to say do you trying to say that the female divers AR good as the ma di isn't it like you don't want to Splash that much yeah so go bigger tits but they have the the suits that like compress that ████ yeah probably D be triple d's and it's compressed to your chest dude those suits are tight I've worn them I know water polo are women better probably not just cuz it's so physical yeah it's a physical sport super physical anything that's graceful I think women oh what
16:52 about like like horse Sports oh yeah oh like the one where they're just like pretending it's a horse and they're jumping over oh dude that's ████ ridiculous is insane D hobby Hing is so like it almost feels like it's troll bait but they're serious but it's like watching people with mental disabilities do something but the funny but the funny thing is the videos that they make they're like if you look at them it'll show like oh and and y'all said hobby horsing is a joke and then they'll show like high ass leaps but it's so bulli even when they do that people in the crowd of they're just like yeah dude you can play that ████ you can put that ████ to let zeep when it's still not Co have you guys seen Polo when they're riding and they just whack I didn't know how cool it's pretty hard it looks so cool super hard and it's like you got to be youve Got High Society to even be let in cuz you got to
17:43 own a what about laundry I think chick better competitive laundry Olympic laundry I think a trans guy would still beat that's true beat women for laundry dud they can fold faster dude this is like and you guys said it wasn't cool yeah should we go a compilation with sick music dude dude there's a bunch of these these white ladies are getting out of control yeah why do they cuz they could get laid anytime they want honestly they could get laid anytime like that if it was dudes doing that okay that's a virgin convention see you know what makes me mad is like there's so many people there there's why is there so many people I think that's what's kind of cool about it is like they're just having that's just their ████ fun place everyone's Got Two Moms there everyone's mom's are place like it's it's their thing like they actually enjoy it I think it's kind of
18:33 like honestly I bet you if we went to an event like this we would be like this is kind of litum you're there it's it's it's easy to judge when you're in these seats Trump should say he's going to ban this I think he'll win with Landslide he would I mean they just made a fun sport around jumping really high but at least they're not forcing you to say that it's real horseback the fake I feel like they are by just having this event I feel like they will in like about ████ eight months I but you know what the injuries must hurt cuz you'll jump and then it the horse gets caught and then it gets split down the puss tear in your ACL doing this ████ thing tear your ████ dude you probably that's probably like getting a Purple Heart imagine rehabbing it and tell him it's like oh man I got to get back out there I got to get back in the I'm not going to quit like shrugging it at a hobby horing imagine imagine when they are saying that they are really on Horseback 8 months from now but then
19:23 like 12 months from now Peta gets involved and it's like Yo dude you guys are abusing these horses yeah well what are you guys doing that's crazy honestly that's not even parody
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