0:00 [Music] What's up everybody? Welcome back to another exciting episode of the Careful Boys. And we got to talk about, and we've talked about this before, but remember those astronauts that were stuck in space? Yeah. Oh, I heard they came back with like crazy diseases. Yo, not so much diseases, but that's exactly what I want to talk about. Super interesting. Space disease. How long were they stuck there? Like 8 months or something? They were supposed to be there for like 8 days. Damn. And they're there for like 9 months. Oh my god. So, thank God they actually got back though, right? And they actually had enough like supplies to Wait, pause. 8 days for them, 9 months for us. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Inception. Interstellar rules, dude. Like where is Was it 8 days for them and then 9 months for us? 9 months? No. No. Was it at 9 months for them and for us? No. No. They were supposed to be only
0:51 there for that many days, but they had a malfunction that made them stay there longer. So, they had to stay 9 months in the air. Okay. But they launched in 1850. You know what I'm saying, right? I don't know what you're saying. They went up when they were 16. They came back when they were 40. Yeah. ████ They're all 300 now. So basically the there's a long road to recovery because you're not supposed to be up there that long. Uh and especially at their age as well cuz it was only supposed to be an 8-day journey. But the thing is there's just no gravity. So when you have no gravity, have no muscles either. Yeah. Your muscle mass is serious. And even though they're still like uh they are it's mandatory that they have to work out 2 hours every single day, that's still not going to counter the fact that like when there's
1:41 no gravity, even the way that your heart pumps blood, it's like it's not pumping hard. So then everything gets weakened. Your organs get weakened. Everything is just totally sounds like it ████ you up. Spinning things that make it feel like uh artificial gravity. Uh I don't think to the extent that's going to stop like bone density decay in a 9month period. That's a constant thing, right? Like constant. So it's like you're losing that. So God, 9 months like no gravity. Your bones are weak as hell. Super weak. And I mean the dude's 62 years old. I don't know how old the other lady is. Oh my god. What? I don't know. You could go to So they had to do rehab probably, huh? ████ yeah. Yeah, they're in heavy rehab. And then they're just like tired all the time. They probably can't get They probably got carried out of the thing, huh? Yeah. I imagine it's like, you know, when you have like MSG heavy attack. Yeah, just like from the inside.
2:33 That's so crazy. I want a reference, right? Yeah. My references are crazy, dude. No, yours is crazy. That was crazy. It took me like 10 seconds to be like, "Oh, he means like MSG." What did you think I meant square? I thought it meant something and I was like, "Yeah, Madison Square Modern." Yeah, MSM. But yeah, so apparently right now they're like completely just like not like fully bedridden. They're still like kind of moving stuff, but it's just like super weak, super tired all the time. And it's just a trip that like Well, they were on a trip. I wonder if they come back and they're like, I'm not going back up there at all. You can't make me go back. I'm never going back. Probably not. That's crazy. Cuz you after a trip like that, you're like, I'm never going back to space. ████ that. I guess it depends on your life situation at home. Like the the guy came back and he really wants to
3:24 make it to his daughter's like graduation. So I think when you have like very very powerful like life things that are here I could see like the need for that. But at the same time remember Matthew McConna in ████ Interstellar he came back and his daughter now was like basically going to die. Imagine how stressed out you would be if your dad was in space for 8 months. Like oh he was supposed to come back next week cuz we're going to go on this family trip. And then you're like oh ████ he's just in space. text them. It's not like you could text them or FaceTime or whatever. Dude, what was that whole thing about like Space X trying to send some help, but they rejected it or some ████ like that? Did it actually happen? Officially was talking about how they were trying to go save the situation, but because of the politics, like apparently the Biden administration didn't want like them to
4:14 be saved as if like there was a mistake under their administration. Um, so there was just kind of like legal standill. Leave them up there. They'll be all SpaceX grabbed him and uh I think um people were trying to deny it and then like the actual astronauts confirmed. They're like, "Yeah, like it's political the reason why we can't go back down yet." Oh my god. That's And now all their health problems are based. So now the Biden administration's ████ They should pay for it. It's over. The Biden administration's over. Bring them back. Yeah, bring it back so that you can complain. Yeah. The lack of gravity causes significant and irreparable bone density loss. It also causes muscles to waste in your arms, legs, trunk, and elsewhere, including your heart, which because it doesn't have to pump blood against gravity, has to work much less hard. The astronaut's body also builds up fluids in their heads, leading to what is described as a feeling akin to a
5:04 constant cold. Oh, they're going to say MSG attack. Oh, you should have said MSG attack. I would have been like, no way they said that. The doctor said, "This is from Magkin Square." Men, what was what was wrong with them? Like um you said diseases. What? Like they got sick together or like what happened? No, no, no, no, no. He said disease. I said disease. That's misinformation. That's my bad. Fake news. Fake news. Fake news. I was wrong. So they didn't come down with all these diseases. They they just had other complications. Just fluids in your brain. ████ degeneration of bone. Yeah. Just imagine having no gravity for like 9 months. Smaller heart is ████ up, dude. Remember like back in a back in the day like when people traveled like sea voyages, they would get scurvy and all these other things. This is like the
5:54 modern day version of that. The space version. The Yeah, the space version. Yeah. Not the sea version. Well, cuz like the sea version is like that was the space back then. That was the unex. Yeah. Like ████ scurvy. But like when you're like stranded at sea and you look at blue whales and you think you're just like horny ass mermaids. That's wild, dude. At least there's gravity in the ocean still, you know? Sometimes. At least there's air and ████ too. I like to listen to journals of people that uh went to sea as merchants back in the day. And their survival rate was very low. For sure. They probably ate a lot of their ████ GPS. You didn't have none of that ████ No, not not just shipwreck. Just surviving on the ship because of disease was pretty big. Malnutrition. Like you ate ████ hard
6:46 biscuits. That's it. That was your That was no food. No refrigeration. Like 48 day concept. Dude, they had no Do they have boats with like electricity during the trading times? Probably not. No, dude. It's sailboats. Yeah. We're talking Wait, they had no Bluetooth speakers? They had electricity on the boats during the trading time. talking about. I mean, cuz they're still trading in like the the 1800s, right? No, I'm talking about this like early exploration where you were going Mellin and ████ ████ Mellin, dog. I thought you were thinking like Titanic. I'm talking about the spice trade, man. No, I don't care about no steam ships. Yeah. You weren't getting scurvy during that time, dude. I'm talking about like scurvy on the Titanic. I'm talking about Captain Cook, dude. Damn.
7:36 Talking about ████ the Dutch East India Company going out to Asia getting nutmeg. They're like, I don't know where we're going. We're just going to go that way for a while and see what happens. Like that is insanity. We're going to go west as far as the map ends. Yeah. And then like a 3 days out, you're like, I think this is a bad idea. You get hit with like a storm, you know, like it comes out of nowhere. ████ 30ft wave. Yeah. And then you're just with a bunch of crazy guys on a boat. ████ You know, cuz like imagine your crew like they're all nuts. They're on like normal. They're all nuts. They're all ████ like pirates and ████ That would be nuts if you're willing to just go out into the unknown forever. Or you just can't get a job anywhere else. You're like, "Yeah, I'll go on this boat with you for two coins." Yeah. Let's see what happens. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be cool if we find some new land. Or the the whole point is for plunder. Yeah. Yeah. Or spices, you know? Like, ████ this is
8:27 crazy. That's crazy. A simple life though, right? I guess. But that guy might kill you. I bet I I bet guys like kill each other on the on the boats all the time. Yeah. But before that, they'd be like sitting there by candle light or electricity and be like writing notes with their Dear Elizabeth. Dear Elizabeth, it's been 14 months. So I felt your boozled cuz they were orphans since I smashed my face in your bosom. They were uh you know really poor situations where like man our farm ain't working. Like I don't know what to do. And they're like oh we should just go on that boat and go trade. Yeah. ████ like that, dude. You know how Timothy, come back. I've heard about the West, Mom. That's really good. Yeah. So, like them going out to sea with all those issues like and us going out to space now with all these like gravity issues, whatever. Gravity issues. Yeah. This whole gravity thing, they haven't figured this thing
9:17 out yet. When do you think it's going to When do you think space travel is going to get to the point where they don't have to deal with the whole space sickness ████ like where everything is like ████ up? Like when is that going to happen? You know, until they figure out this whole gravity thing. I It's going to be a while, bro. Cuz that's the biggest issue. The code on gravity, which is actually the basis of Interstellar. Oh, is it? That's literally that's Michael Kane. That's what he's trying to do his whole life. Yeah. And then that's how to get swollen in space. We need to we need to go so far in the black hole that we can get to the fifth dimension and send back, you know, ████ like tick tick tick morse code to ourselves in binary with tars and telling us to not go. The whole point is to tell ourselves not go but then discovering that he's supposed to send binary code information on how to break gravity's code. Such a good movie. You know what they should do? They should just get a bunch of like
10:08 guys that look like Bart, get them trained to be astronauts and then send them up for 9 months. That way they have a giant surplus of muscle to last them until they can come back. We can't send a bunch of Barts because let's say they get lost and they meet an alien race. That's an act of war. We can't send ████ looking like this. We need to send like these guys. Yeah, dude. Canon would last 9 days and that's it. Nine days he'd last. But but he could operate on on little bits. Me 12 days maybe. Bravest people to ever go on a mission because it's like we're not expecting all of them to return. Yeah. Yeah. Like, oh, you're back. The bone density is going down. It's like, what's going Hey, did they say why it took so long, though? Like, no. Like, no, no, no. So, basically, there was some sort of like malfunction in like the uh the spaceship that took them there. So, it's like not
11:00 appropriate or whatever to send them back in that same thing cuz they couldn't figure out the problem. So, they need to build another spaceship to launch it. So, a different spaceship had to go grab them because they can't send them back in the thing that had an issue. Uh, but it was too busy delivering pizza right here and then after that it it could come pizza. Yeah, it's like a Uber. They should have just sent one in a Toyota in the first place. It would have came back fine. Yeah. Which Toyota? Toyota spaceships would be sick. Toyota spaceship. They have a Toyota spaceship. Yeah, they could make ████ like five Toyota to the moon. Space is a Land Cruiser. Space cruiser. Space car. Space. I wonder why Japan hasn't really got into that game cuz they would make something stable, but they're too busy trying to develop sex robots, I think. Damn, that's where the money's at. What are you talking about? They're going to they're going to do Space Max building
11:51 condom. Condom. So, how does that work? Spaceship built by Toyota. Yeah, for sure. Any day, dude. Get the Japanese on this, man. That's a good idea. Start making their own spaceships and you don't have to deal with gravity. The Japanese never went into the space race like China, Russia, and US, right? No, they joined NASA. Like I think they sent an astronaut or like they poached them. It was one of those things. I think whoever's a American ally, they work with America. We're like, "Hey, in the World War II treaty, send it. You're not in the space race. Come over here." Yeah. I don't think they have their own budget for that ████ because it's probably not worthwhile. Yeah, cuz that's like peak science. It's like trillions of dollars, I bet. So they're like, I better I'd rather just spend the money on the country. Probably cuz they still need to like pay reparations and apologize to like Korea. I think their money is going to sex robots
12:41 and anime. Good investment. How serious is that statement? Because like I'm looking forward to their sex robots then because that's got to be a big budget. You better believe though if Japan has a space program, Korea's going to start one right away. Right away. has a sex robot program. Is Korea going to get on that? No, I don't care. That's a dirty space. But their spaceships are going to get jacked cuz like Kia cars are really easy to break and that's a Korean car. Use use a jump drive to steal the spaceship. Imagine a Japanese sex robot and their tagline is like we broke gravity. Like what does that even mean? I got to figure out what this means. Are you getting Japanese sex robots? Are you fantasizing about it right now? Like secretly in your head? I've already planned out which model I'm gonna get. I
13:31 think that I would I think we play the long game, right? We slowly keep talking about it every every time we shoot at JK News about how sex robots are cool. Yeah. So that we can like market and seed the fact that they're socially acceptable because that's the only thing that's going to make them socially acceptable. Well, I don't think Anthony Lee could bring himself to have sex with a robot. It What if it has sex with me? I don't think against my consent. I don't think you have I don't think you have the stones, pal. Oh, what is that called? Uh cuz you know how like if you like the same sex, then you're uh homoexual. Yeah. And then there's heterero. And then there's people that actually like inanimate objects and robots. Like there's word that's pansexual. There's another word. No, it's roboexual. Yeah. Romosexual. Robo roo. Yeah. No, I
14:23 already know people that are into that right now. They're into inanimate ob like what kind of inanimate object? Specifically robots that look like I think you meant like like objects like that too. I mean I'm sure that exists too. So there's already a market there. If I have to a It is a roboexual or technosexual. There you go. Technosexual. If I have to store a ████ robot in my closet, I'm going to think I have a problem. What if you have a second bedroom for You're like, "Go, I got to open up this. We can't have a guest bedroom anymore. I need it for my project." Well, when I say like a ████ humansized Amazon box to my doorstep, I was like, "Dude, I got a ████ problem." And you It's like five different boxes and you got to assemble it. See, that's And what if it looks like Megan Fox like that one movie that she's in? No way. No, that's too much of a problem, dude. Cuz you know
15:13 there's guys that are like buying accessories for it, too. like outfit buying like different women's perfume to spray it on. Attach on penis. Oh my god, that is that's a whole another 35.99. Dude, there's like that Japanese. Did you see the Japanese Dan Bilzerian, but he has instead of real girls, they're all like sex dolls. No way. Is that real? Pull that up right now. Pull that up on your phone. Say like Japanese guy sex doll. Is that a real thing? Is that not a bit I just call him the Japanese bel. doesn't look like him. He's just a geek. But he has a ████ herum of sex dolls. I'd rather be addicted to prostitutes. Yeah. And then he like dresses them all up. They're like wearing clothes and like and then he he has too many girlfriends, but he lives like like it's a Playboy mansion for him, but those are all his girlfriends. Sex robots. It's like it's
16:05 hard because it's like part of me feels like the robot will never forget what you did to that thing, you know? It has AI and it'll remember. Yeah, bro. It's just like I feel like that has a soul in it, too, you know? Like that feels weird. I don't know. Am I tripping? Is that weird? But are the sex robots like just laying there or like the data leaks when you hack into their camera database? That's what I'm saying. I was like, what? There's a camera on the inside. I don't know. If we're not even going to ████ a torso and a like in a fake butt, we're probably not going to ████ a sex doll. Yeah. I think I'm just going to jerk off for the rest of my life if I have to. I think you guys are highly underestimating the human experience right now. I'd rather I'd rather ████ a sex doll than a butt cheek, though. That's what I'm saying. It has everything. I feel like butt cheek is you have a lot of problems. Uh
16:56 the robot, you have some problems. At least you can afford a sex robot cuz they're not cheap, right? When you're buying the butt cheek because you're like, "Oh, this is much better than like a full full size sex robot." And then the packaging says unisex. Oh. unisex. The torso. Yeah, the torso is just a butt cheek with with an add-on. They have a whole torso with it. So, it's like a full torso. He just said it's a butt cheek. Bro, they have some like the neck and the like the top of the thigh. That one's crazy. If you already have this, you might as well get the head, too. And the arm. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you're going to cross into the butt cheeks round, just give me the whole thing. Yeah. Like, cuz then what if you got like a fascination for like toes and stuff, you know, and feet? Get the whole thing. You got to get the whole thing. Get the whole thing. More bang for your buck probably. Damn. God damn it. Well, that's a problem though. Yeah, it's definitely a
17:48 problem to like keep that in her closet. You can't have friends over. But what's more of a problem? That or a nagging wife that you got to deal with and then you get to have sex with? I don't know. For a guy that's normal for a guy that's like a shut in that doesn't like to interact with people, you know? Oh, like he'd rather have a sex doll or like a sex robot than an actual woman. To you, it's a problem to be addicted to these robots. But to him, it's like this is solving all my problems cuz he doesn't have to interact with definitely not solve all their problems. Yeah. Cuz he doesn't want to deal with complain, doesn't want to deal with a Well, one is sane problems. One is insane problems. This person got two times the amount of problems. Yeah. That would rather ████ a toaster oven than an actual woman. That's what I'm saying. I'd rather be addicted to prostitutes cuz at least I'm addicted to a real problem still and get some STDs like a
18:39 normal human being. Feel alive again. Yeah. But call Gio and be like, "Would you rather be me addicted to prostitutes or sex robots?" That's hilarious. Yeah, that's true. You rather get a computer virus or a ████ sexual transmitter virus?
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