0:00 thank you [Music] and welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys where today we have Jason Cheney in the seat James thank you so much Anthony welcome thank you so much Anthony welcome Jason we like it when Jason Cheney's here yeah we do dude everybody likes it man we always get tons of comments about bringing them back and ████ I just want to say that um you guys are really nice stop saying that we are nice I don't I know we're not nah that's that's Wong Fu they're the nice guys can I say can I'm gonna tell you guys something are you gonna choke on it I'm gonna tell you guys something all right this is um secret yeah okay how'd you know it seem like you're preparing for a secret okay this is the secret you
0:51 got allergies is that some people help you and some people show you love but then they have a certain type of energy towards you they go like yeah but I'm I'm showing you love like know that know that I'm showing you love like like I I want to cash in on this later cash in on this later okay or not I'm helping you yeah but not even casual in the day like I'm helping you like just know that I'm helping you like you get that energy that's weird and I never felt that with David so him and you guys I never felt that so it's just love that's so nice and I've when people help me in anything in stand up or whatever the thing is sometimes they'll be like you know um you just feel that energy like how you feel like we're helping you or David helping you how do you mean which is really nice that you should like we just want to hang out what like we just want to hang out or
1:43 put me on um let me be here like on and just kidding dude it's super cool but yeah but I just want I don't know why I started to say that but it was very nice of you that's really nice that's very nice yeah that's that's what you are other people that you're talking you know who it is man oh no I have that kid [Laughter] but yeah but you can't say at all that's dope but what was the thing that what was it the thing you were just about to say who are the people that like you know that they expect something from you when they're being nice like who what but we all know who those people are in our lives we all know who they are I don't know who they are in your life yeah who is it who is it who is it first last name this is what I'm talking about I come here with some positivity and y'all come here trying to pry my ████ open it dude Bart was pre-med he knows how to
2:34 look down here for the fans we're the voice of the fans you know we're genuine friends who's the ████ that are trying to use you yeah but this is what I'm talking about the oh my hands should touch your ████ let's get them dude red thing on it says record nobody watches this show except for us okay just tell us so it's always really nice you know that um yeah in entertainment just a good time so give us an example of how people do that to you what's the last time yeah just remember I'm ████ helping you they don't say it but you know it's just an energy like they like as they do it that you don't feel like oh it's just so it's like here's your Starbucks order you remember who gave it to you that's what Joe did you this morning why are you looking at me so intently like that yeah but uh
3:24 so it's just uh are you sure David's in the same category yeah yeah all right but yeah because sometimes you know wide spectrum yeah I never felt that yeah I never felt that it was really cool best time David hated you you'd know off the Jump dude David makes no effort to make friends yeah if you don't like you he won't even funny things really yeah he's pretty straight up like that oh wow which is cool yeah it is cool yeah because you know what you're dealing with a Korean man but sometimes I'm like um that's why sometimes I'm like because I don't know him like you guys know him and that's why uh when he sometimes is supportive like you but yeah you guys are pretty supportive but David sometimes when he says stuff is like like you said because he's so critical so it's nice that yeah is that like that father thing again
4:14 it's like oh he never loved me but when he says hey you wanna go to the park you know or whatever and you go oh that's nice do you mean like this small love has anybody ever told you that when you like tell stories sometimes you like cut out all the important words hey man if you get it you get them if you know you know if you know you know man that's real trust that's right I don't know I like no it's like playing Mad Libs you know you're just fill in the blank yeah but you like it yeah no I'm enjoying it it's like a puzzle yes it's like a puzzle that's why you're so mysterious but like a fun puzzle anything new happen since the last time we saw you yeah so I I it was really nice I had just kidding news on it it was uh when I went to Sacramento actually a couple times people will be like hey I saw you on just kidding news oh cool and I go
5:04 thank you that's so nice that makes me so happy because most of them are Asian so you're stealing our fans yes and then they go like this but where's Bard and everybody and Joe and the team and David so my name is Anthony yeah Anthony I like how people think we all move as one unit everywhere we go we should start because a lot of people always ask that where's where's spark yeah where's where's where's everybody they're always that like I was in ████ San Jose I like a powerlifting me right oh boy where's Joe I'm like this is a power lifting me why would he be here I'm like that's not that's not even his hobby it doesn't make any sense yeah at least make sense yeah make some ████ sense yeah it's like you know if I'm not like a ████ cat convention they saw
5:54 him at the strip club and they're like where's Joe that makes sense you know yeah if I'm at the shooting range or ████ some truck festival or some ████ yeah all right kenja's rehearsal that's true but then I would be like why should bark be here that's right I don't got the skill he hates the kid just that's right I left him just don't get that that's right we're all fans of the King James dude are you a fan of the Kansas Jason Cheney okay I'm gonna tell you another secret okay perfect this is great it's like no that secret was a little underwhelming that's ████ nice ████ I don't hear that ████ but that's some real ████ though it's from my heart you know thank you thank you yeah that's all my heart what's the second secret the second secret is that um ah weather
6:50 you changed your what's the second the second secret thing is that I'm not I don't know a lot of music I don't know a lot about they ever heard the Kinder's music yeah he has no ideas what kinjaz is he's being polite and he's like it can just sucks no I don't know that's why I'm saying I don't know a lot about sometimes I don't even know a lot about stand up but you listen to Jazz and and Country I don't know the name I don't know the album name they're not that group of friends that when we're putting you up we expect something in return like you know
7:44 he didn't know what to picture he didn't know if it was ████ three guys or whatever there's 40 people it's a small state but I heard of the name is the thing I know of it yeah it's not a big deal I just said I know the name man hey kinjaz really they hate when people don't know them so yeah it's good you said something that's a new one we're gonna run with it for no reason but that's a new one but sometimes I just you know sometimes I'm like man do I because I don't know because I'm not more importantly it's really cool that you have new fans from JK that are showing up to your show oh yeah yeah I saw you tagging that I don't know what the ████ you're talking about dude yeah what do they say when they come up to you what are you saying say oh I saw you on just kidding news that's sick what do you say them to them I said that's so cool that's nice thank you and that's so nice that it would have me I say that
8:35 and then they're gonna wear the same thing with David yeah yeah and then they'll be like man I thought um maybe they will come this one time I said that oh yeah that's so nice yeah but not all all of them but one time they said it I was like oh yeah did that make you feel like you were number two it's okay yeah it's okay yeah because it is nice already that they came to the show yeah because before we we turned the cameras on you were telling me that um it wasn't so nice back then and now it's nice yeah whatever it is that's why like that was my reference it's from nobody would come and see my shows and now you have fans that actually follow you for you exactly so then before it was just you know people that um are gonna go to The Comedy Club
9:25 anyways and it doesn't matter which doesn't matter what you say so you just gotta make them laugh there's actually a lot of people that watched your episodes here because they followed you here too oh that's so nice you brought some fans yeah a ton you brought some of your own fans too yeah but yeah but it's all nice you're doing a lot of a lot more shows now yeah he's got three tonight three tonight right back wow yeah but always in I feel like in LA is just you're doing showcase Bots but Comics leave LA and New York to go headline and make money but when we come back we're just doing showcase spots and being the scene and stuff yeah yeah when you do three tonight is it at the same club or you gotta drive no different Club how do you make it on time you just make it on time I'm really grateful that I get to do that they're just different slots right like it's like six o'clock here seven o'clock there or whatever ten o'clock but starting out there's no way that you
10:16 could do that because you have to be you know like who the ████ are you not that I'm anybody now it's just that in the beginning is even harder to do even more than once you're somebody yeah you are somebody I like your style of Comedy though no thanks yeah because you're not like you're not like you're not hacky I try not to be yeah and you I like like the gun bit though that we were watching I was like oh that's a different take I just want to say the stuff that's in my heart I always want to just say the stuff that's in my heart but in the beginning of people shame me like I'm sure any any and anything you like because if you do too much Asian jokes you go oh he's just doing too much Asian jokes so for longest time I didn't do Asian jokes and people go oh but he's not doing Asian jokes so I just do a little bit of a kitchen job it's hard to please everyone yeah you're being too animated
11:08 no I was and then and then so I just started talking like this to but that work that made me work on another muscle to get my jokes better or whatever and then people go oh he's not even fun to watch because he just stands there so then you go you know you just find what so now I just want to say it's time to kind of chisel yeah who you are right yeah we're gonna get extremely off the Record real quick I'll do it that's what this is right I always like your thing but only if you're willing to and comfortable sharing it's amazing uh behind the joke type of like bit that you can share here whether it's like a bit that you're working on or like inspiration for this very popular joke came from this story anything that you could share um well I think mostly the the thing with my thing is that I always are very conflicted all the time and all the time
12:00 because I I always want to see both sides like on on both things like earlier you're like well but ████ that guy on another episode it doesn't sound like me at all I was like for sure ████ that guy but but then also I'm like oh I wanted to maybe he's a sad too or whatever oh yeah but I always do but that's not child molester that child yeah regular teacher you were defending the child molester we're trying to catch you yeah yeah I wasn't yeah you just you oh is that the one where you're talking about Taliban yeah no no it was the ball no no it was the it was the laxative guy yeah this is out of context is just like wow it's good it's good it's good you think not enough Comics do that like they don't try to see both or like no
12:50 not that I just because I think that's just who you are I have like I always thought that old man that sucks because when you have a really extreme thing it's always fun or it's nice to have somebody's like yeah ████ ████ yeah but in my heart I'm always like I always wanted to dissect it dissect it yeah but then not most people are not like that I like that a lot of your style though you you get people to go yeah ████ that and then you just immediately turn on them to make them go oh wait no that really yeah I don't know anymore because that's how I feel yeah but I don't know which side I'm so that's already built in comedy or not that's just your life yeah yeah and that's how you're seeing the topic and stuff seeing the topic or anything but sometimes it sucks because a lot of things like work or life you like you have to make decision yeah or else you're not moving forward you have to make a decision but a lot of the times I don't um I don't make a decision decision
13:41 right away can we um you know maybe pressure you into either an old bit that you've retired or something you're working on now that shows a little bit of that mentality um or maybe the one that I have about guns is that I'm not or super against it but I'm also not for it but the thing is that I have some but the thing is I don't want them I have some guns what but you don't want them I don't want them I don't want anybody there but everybody else got them that's why I got 19 of them you got 19 guns I got nine of them oh that's a lot I mean that is a lot still yeah holy ████ which ones are do you have perfect you got 19 like he's got less he's got more than you no
14:31 for sure how many of which ones you have I have like some Glocks and cigs and two AR pistols yeah how many Glocks you have three three which ones are they they're Glock 19 one of my face two Glock 19 and then 143 I got two look my teeth too because they're so nice and then they're like positional clocks it's like one has to be in the kitchen you know and another one has you want to properly defend your house properly defend your house you need them to be in different places yeah yeah because if the robber comes in you can't just be like oh let me get to the kids let me go to the living room to get my gun yeah yeah you can't be like time out time out I gotta go to the kitchen yeah so just different but the thing is it's conflicting because I don't want it I don't want other people to have it either but um but they have it so you have to
15:22 have it well I don't have to have it but it's just nice to have it it's a nice piece of mind yeah and it's also fun because sometimes you go at the shooting range and you just focus on that thing because you want to uh be safe and then um you know and then have a good time where the government wants everyone to turn in their guns yeah BuyBacks impossible yeah are you gonna turn in your guns nah so they show up at your house when you go I don't have them I lost them I go um if you can find them you can have them [Laughter] they they found it oh they take four uh no I don't know well I don't know do you guys all have them so on both sides I don't know
16:12 what I am though is the thing you don't have them I don't have guns I do I kind of want a gun but I also don't want a gun but I almost maybe should I get a gun because everybody has a gun I think you guys are in the same same boat he's got nine but how many of you his his boat has nine guns my boat's gunless I want a gun but I also don't want a gun at the same time so I get what you mean because it is scary you are a gun practically yeah that's what I'm saying but if a gun shot me in the face he can't ████ do a ████ sideways I wish we could live in a world without guns and I wish we don't have how many guns you have I don't even McDonald's yeah but I wish we don't have to have guns but if you're allowed to have it but guns exist so I need to have them
17:02 I'm in the Boy Scout kayak right where you can see everything you're in like the USS Michigan or whatever the ████ that's how many guns you already have this is a different Battleship you're in a battleship we're in a different boat you know what I mean because it might have similar sentiment yeah but when when sense sentiment don't mean nothing when you got the battleship and I'm in a canoe no I don't see like that I see it as you could be a virgin or a ████ but they're both the same amount of horny interesting right because the Virgin is horny as ████ is that from the Bible the version the Virgin might be hornier than the ████ that's true because they're so frustrated you know it's just I pulled the trigger on getting guns a lot more times yeah but I'm not so did Jason but it doesn't make me want to love guns more that sounds conditional but I'll take it you know what I mean it's just I just did it more I just went to the store more time because for someone that's like not really quarter quarter gun enthusiasts having nine guns is a
17:54 lot of guns I think that I want to get it yeah I get you I get you how'd it turn into nine yeah well you get one and these are fully automatic assault rifles by the way we're talking about it what's your what's your favorite gun that you have whichever one that fires correctly that's pretty cool no but I but I asked my friend why don't you have one because he's like well if I have one I gotta accept that I'm willing to kill somebody and he hasn't accepted that yeah I never thought that I was like oh ████ I'm a bad person but then I'm like what he just bought it without thinking about shootings that's like you and fighting dude I know but but I don't want my wife to die if it's either them or me and my wife my wife and I don't want it to be my wife because you're thinking about some guy coming in and having his way with your
18:46 wife and killing both of you and you're just like I ain't gonna let that happen and and oh and this is another thought is that like I feel like people who are extremely against it not all but some people who are extremely against it they never been around violence or things like that that'd be so true every single time I've had this discussion with someone right that is against it I give them scenarios and they go that will never happen yeah but it happens all the time do you not understand that robberies murders kidnappings grapes all these things happen all the ████ time right now it happens ████ Welch's grapes happens every day that's why you learn martial arts and it's like dude you are so stupid like you've never been through a violent situation you're just ████ making ████ up you're making it up yeah but that's why I feel the yeah
19:36 they're like that's why you learn martial arts that's why you buy a bat okay you it's like dude you guys never been through any ████ crime yeah or in the ████ Jiu Jitsu is not gonna do ████ if a mountain lion climbs in her backyard not when I go like this ████ watch your mouth I'm right here you're killing my business dude no dude it will save you against a mountain lion mountain Lionheart Jiu Jitsu dude it's stupid see that's what he ████ up you should have learned kickboxing oh see you should have called it Mountain Lionheart jab a ████ line in the face nah dude you get your ████ eaten you know and you're like damn I spent all this time yeah because I'm disarming the mountain lion tap eventually right yeah I'll tap on a mountain lion
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