0:00 [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys we have with us toyota bay fish sauce i had a question i was wondering and uh i i wonder if you guys ever had experience like this but ask her first because she's weird like that have you cause she's weird like that yeah have you ever either been dating somebody or you liked somebody and then a person came forward with some bit of information that ruined it for you where they either told you something they did or said any type of influence that made you go ah damn uh no no that's never happened to you not even like his penis i have a weird one certain situations like that i would just want to find out myself okay because it's like i don't
0:52 know how reliable the source is so unless it's like oh he like killed somebody or like well that's a criminal record right right so i'm just like i guess that still counts yeah but if it's like just little ████ like to their character or like just even how they are in bed ████ like that i'll be like um i'll try to find out that's really nice yeah i have a weird one so i uh in community college i met this chick at a party um she was cool super attracted to her and she was super fun and fun funny story we've actually been on a date a double date with me and her and then gio and her boyfriend at the time ████ and she was like she was like one of those super down people that is just down for like anything so like you guys go to the beach want to ████ in the water let's do
1:42 it like anything is cool you know and so she was super fun and then i thought oh this is a dream relationship like she was she was uh attractive and she was fun and she was super nice and then one day we were just chilling i think we got like mcdonald's or some ████ sitting in the car and uh she was like i was like oh how's that like e-contest or whatever and then she was like i did pretty good i'm not for reals i was like what how'd you do and she was like oh i got a c and then for some reason i think i would the mode that i was in at that time is i ████ up so much in high school in college i was trying to like crush it you know so for me to go wait you think c is good you just like i just couldn't unsee the dumbass anymore and i was like i need to get out of here
2:33 i couldn't unsee the dumbass no matter how fun the other dates were or anything that we did is i was just like ████ this isn't good this isn't going to work i get that i don't see the c oh yeah i was just like so her teacher broke the deal for you her teacher basically because he gave her c her attitude towards the scene i did pretty good yeah but she did say pretty good it wasn't a solid oh yeah i crushed it so if she had said pretty good if she instead said really bad i got a c it would have you would have been fine it would have been cool yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah cause it's more like her expectations yeah you just saw her standards yeah and her standards were like ████ yeah yeah but bart's standard had just changed like the season before i know he just can't he doesn't alive so
3:24 judgmental see i was on the verge of drowning i'm like there's not enough beef not enough space on this ████ floatation yeah don't bring me anybody no water you said you had something you said no this reminds me of the ████ we did yesterday where the where the lady got married to that guy she was cleaning the house when he was gone and she found a ████ box of child porn remember that ████ we did that yesterday i think that's very i think that's very different we did we didn't did a jk news about that ████ we did i don't think so we didn't do that yesterday all right he has a double life he has another news channel [Music] ████ damn [Music]
4:15 i thought we did a jk news about a lady all of a sudden i know all of us were like i don't think so who was like who was like i don't know man this is some ████ shady ████ she was madly in love all this ████ and then one day when her husband was out she was cleaning out the house there was a box she opened up that box and and and she was horrified she was heartbroken and then she she ████ ratted his house out she had about all this ████ yeah was it his child porn he was holding it for a friend like his collection oh like personally no no no it was just she found that ████ no we didn't we didn't do that yesterday because we i look at the article
5:07 did he film that or was someone else film that was his collection i'm talking about like if you i i don't know maybe this happened to me more than other people but like because like you know when you date somebody that's part of sort of a similar social circle that you're kind of acquainted with someone from that side could go you sure you want to date her i don't know man she blah blah blah blah like they'll just throw it there oh because they know about their reputation yeah like something like that that only happened like afterwards i remember it was after i stopped talking with one girl and i found out that like she was like dude she had sex with that guy and i was like oh yeah yeah that ████ dude i was like i was like no thank you i'm out i did actually now i remember i was dating someone and a mutual friend that knew her before me hit me up and says you know she's a whole right and i'm like duh yeah
5:58 he tried to and then this is what i found out later double down i love it because i like her i love that i like her i don't give a ████ she's sucking my dick not his right so then like it just sounded so weird i'm like why are you trying so ████ hard to shame this person yeah what i found out is one of his closest friends was bitter because he wanted her so he was trying to ████ us up yeah see but it was true i guess she she was going to parties and having fun but she was single so there's nothing wrong with that and then his friend his friend wanted to i guess ████ and then he was feeling weird because he couldn't get any but she was ████ other guys so he felt like a little ████ and then so he was being a good friend to his friend trying to break us up ah that's when i was like ████ you ████ and then you know but i'm like it's i i
6:48 i think like to me you have to be a weak person to be like oh really uh the ground dating is actually a ████ ████ oh my god my reputation is ruined like ████ you dude shut the ████ up like like you don't know if behind the scenes they're trying to do something like that that's why i'm like usually what it is yeah yeah and that's the only thing that's ever probably come up for me too i don't think it was any like a character flaw personality trait it would only just be like hey you know this person has sex with this person yeah it's like okay that was it and i was like so so she has practice yeah now she can ████ me better like what i don't care i was dating somebody and then i did get a couple warnings uh about it oh this person has sex with this person i was like okay well in college that happens and then it'd be like but they also had sex with this person that but okay and but they also had sex with this person now i'm like oh ████ damn
7:38 i remember confronting her because you know similar circle type stuff i remember like asking and then um at the time she was just like i can't believe people are like talking about me like that she got really emotional and i was like man i feel really really bad but then i also realized like later on i was like wait but she didn't say she didn't yeah and it was true she didn't she did have sex with all those people so yeah but like what's the fault of having sex with a lot of people nothing at all i think it was just a matter of like why are so many people willing to have conversations about it outside as well but i think it might be slightly a two-way street with it um it's like i don't it's not to say that everybody's just trying to be like okay i think this person must put out the data out there so that everybody knows i think it's also maybe like um it's it's in some way two-way street
8:29 where like maybe that person is either like moving through the community as well you know what i'm saying and like it's maybe they're breaking hearts along the way you know what i'm saying so they're looking out for you like she's like yeah yeah this is this is her type yeah or something yeah so i i think i was getting more of that those vibes she's like am i next is she just using me and breaking my heart yeah yeah all right i mean the same goes for guys that are doing that right like your girlfriends are gonna tell the girl like hey watch out for that dude he'd be banging everybody well this is a thing though right like um they say that women are less desirable if they had a lot of partners there's there are people that believe that sure and i think um i would have agreed if i was 18 years old right or like i would have agreed when i was going to church yeah yeah but there there comes a time when you're like i lost ████ count so it's like
9:19 do you still want a ████ virgin the hell is wrong with you you're such a sex haver dude [Music] you are a sex advertiser and overall is my guy once upon a time i lost count in some religions that is the goal just to end up with virgins isn't it but why would you want a virgin that's the thing is like it's it's i think it's a weird fetish right that that they want in the beginning but then afterwards it's like why does that matter so much especially if you're a full-grown adult and then the older you become you're like you act you want someone with experience with life experience you want someone who's been in a relationship you want someone who's experienced all of this ████ and worked out all of that before they came and met well to be fair there's people out there that definitely do want that i think that we're all just friends because we know that you don't
10:10 need that type stuff you know what i mean like if there's just people that have different preferences and whatnot it's just a matter of like we probably just don't roll with those people they're like yo i need virgins only yeah yeah yeah it's all down here that sounds like a creep yeah for sure but you did it very naturally good for you yeah there's definitely something weird about a person who's not a virgin that's like really gatekeeping and being like i only ████ virgins that s███'s weird that's weird that's not like a weird fetish yeah i knew guys like that too and i was like what the yeah what's wrong with you and then and it's funny because i know guys like that well they were like doing this in high school and stuff but then you know obviously things can change but you always think like because he this person that i'm thinking of kind of lives his way on social media like a very particular like holier than that type of thing yeah so he's upkeeping yeah but then in my head i'm like dude i
11:00 should know like how like what a little weirdo you're a sleazeball yeah like like and i don't hopefully you change i don't know you know but in my head i can't help but to feel like uh to be like that kind of like ignorant though like when you're in high school like straight up most of the chicks are virgins you know what i'm saying like most people are still are virgins by that i don't know no versions in high school yeah you're such a sex hacker [Music] okay let's go around all right let's go around i was a late bloomer too i think uh 19. i forgot i think 16 17. i was like i was 16. most of my friends
11:51 lost their like 14 15 and then if they were girls they lost it like ████ 13. i was like 20. i was like 20. i was late but he's only been with one girl so that's the difference high school sweetheart it's like a movie yeah oh my god isn't that the sweetest ████ so disgusting gay dude isn't that gay it exists and then yours is crazy huh so 15 20 all right what was your sweat okay so technically it was eighth grade 12. there's a technicality behind that okay because on average thirteen yeah a lot of my homies lost them when they're like twelve or thirteen though girls a lot of them twelve thirteen it might like people i knew guys were like fifteen ish yeah okay yeah cause like i said technically because we didn't really do anything it was more so like it was in there and
12:42 then we got scared oh okay oh we going technically all right 17. technically eighth grade but like i didn't start like doing it until like a freshman so like a year okay yeah yeah yeah but you saw the trailer to the movie yeah but that that age though i remember like because it was so my school system was elementary up to sixth grade and then junior high was seventh and eighth grade and then high school right and then uh i remember like in sixth grade we're playing power rangers on the ████ playground and then i remember going to junior high and all of a sudden everyone's a professional cigarette yeah and i was like it was like crash course to adulthood people make it out and all that ████
13:38 it went from holding hands professional cigarette smoker yeah to getting ████ hand jobs yeah to everyone everyone all of a sudden knowing how to ████ smoke like all cool and ████ and i'm like wait no one wants to battle me to be the red ranger i guess i'll be the red ranger again damn that one year was like boom from fifth to six is like a crash course dude it is so what happened in that first time that you got you said you guys both got scared both of you guys and you checked it out and then i thought i was pregnant off of that yeah just one wow just one pump yeah that's a true at that age i was so that's true i'm scared i was like damn i think i'm pregnant you bought a crib and ████ and you're just like i guess it's time team mother life you're in the toy isle of target you're just looking at baby dolls and you're
14:28 like oh my god my life is different i brought a test and everything and then i took it and i was like oof i guess i'm not pregnant it's true did you start like looking at the baby food aisle at the grocery store i was just like really scared you know i did i went to vegas and at that time i was like just super scared and like in my head i you know those like fortune teller um uh like in yeah that's hot i already love where this is going oh the one you pay 50 cents yeah you mean the robot the fortune teller robot the turbine in the glass magic eight ball in the corner next to the lava lamp i remember this because like i literally was like am i pregnant i literally asked when you're 13. yes imagine if it responds all loud no you
15:18 are not pregnant shut up shut up it gave me like vague answers ask again whether or not you are pregnant a vegan answer that's hilarious i forgot but it it didn't give me a definite yes or no so i was like am i pregnant maybe you're only as pregnant as you feel well i feel really pregnant your parents are like honey you're not eating your circus circus buffet what's wrong oh nothing is the beef not beef this time yeah that's why that happened that happened my first girlfriend before i lost my virginity well we lost it to each other but before we actually had sex we used to grind a lot and like dry hump yeah dude that was my favorite and then she was late like one day in her period and she called me like in a frantic like crying was just like do you
16:09 think maybe like i don't know maybe something seeped out between our clothes and i'm like that's i never learned that that could happen yeah yeah not through these anchor blues i had to be on baggies baby on yeah but that's true back then like one little change in your like what you're used to you're just like someone in here is pregnant yeah yeah because you didn't know yeah you had no life experience at that point yeah and then you have the opposite problem when you're like ain't no way you're pregnant baby not with me yeah and it's like oops yeah oops you just get too confident ████ right you're wild there's a couple of chicks in my junior high so like 12 13 and they would come to school with their kid and then like one of them was already pregnant and just me like in that juxtaposition from elementary to junior high like seeing a chick that was pregnant when
16:59 she was 12 or 13 i was just like i don't think i could do that to them i don't think i got enough like sperm or just or manhood or whatever that's not what the red ranger does [Laughter] the red ranger would never because that's also when like puberty hits people different right and you got dudes out and you're like hey we're like best pals right and the next year they're like it was so important what the dude i look like i was 12 until i was 28 years old bro when where did you go through puberty like last week you know what's funny i joke with my wife all the time i'm like i feel like i'm going through puberty right now oh why you saying i tell my wife all the time i feel like i'm like bro i'm barely growing hair on my kneecap wait was adorable bro as of
17:49 this year i didn't have hair on my kneecaps now i got tons of hair on my kneecaps dude i had my girls girls from seventh to eighth grade and then like i was taller than like like all of my like black friends and stuff and i'm like yeah man i'm going to get really tall junior and then in high school uh uh ninth grade the tides turned and i'm just like ████ dude why am i not still growing and you're all shrinking and stuff yeah it just went like this and i just shrank while they went up like a monster in seventh or eighth grade then huh i was one of the taller kids did my i went through puberty in 10th grade and how tall were you before that so i was 5'2 and 145 pounds yeah at the start of 10th grade and then at the end of 10th chubby boy i was 5 10 and 145 pounds in one year one year holy ████
18:39 i guess sorry 145 i was chubby i was very chubby and then i went to 5 10 and i was 145 same thing damn you stretched out just so you like evened out good for you man not even like i like got stretched i was like scrawny lanky [Music] in junior high i was like five five and in high school i was five-six [Laughter] i was a big i was a little chubby boy you were in 10th grade yeah when i went through puberty i remember being in ████ science class like uh physical sciences and we're going for a presentation when my voice was all cracking and ████ like that and i remember people sneaking in the like uh in the ████ snickering in the ████ class you'd be like he's going through puberty the time was rough dude because you couldn't hide it and i'd be like no i just lost my voice laryngitis
19:30 i feel like my voice just started cracking uh just look at me stop saying dude my ego my pride it's cute we're happy for you i'm trying to be you i'm trying to be i hope you never know what the puberty dude dude i'm going through puberty right now hold off as long as you can hey look at this arm hair this is a new record you know what i mean i have this nick got no hair i got no i'm like a dolphin my g like i got no hair on me get out of here i swear to god hydrodynamic naked bro come on [Music] foreign
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