0:00 foreign [Music] so a cab driver in Queens got murdered by the writers who tried to skip out on the fair oh why does these ████ things keep happening and stuff what the ████ that's so sad man that's like dying in ditch back in the day but then you like have to run back to the kitchen and kill the chef first and then like run out yeah that's exactly the same like so these people were just basically doing the riding ditch in New York they get out they try to run away he but what was it like 40 bucks yeah he ran after them to try to stop him and then they turned around and they clobbered them and hit his head dad hit his head oh so it wasn't like a shot so it was it was probably just like like a punch to get away but then they didn't want to kill him I that's to be determined they're um were
0:52 they apprehended yeah and the prime suspect is a 13 year old girl whoa she socked him that hard was she geo-sized big ass big ass ████ man ████ taller than her dad and ████ cause Jill looked like she could one punch my ass out hey daughters that are talking to their dads we got problems man we have to release the video before this you can't be having no ████ daughters taller than their dads and ████ daughter's taller than their dad that her reach is probably crazy yeah man wait the process is a third is the is the Uber driver ████ like 79 no that's what's sad he's just like a he's not like someone you would think would you know just this is him damn like he's not a is there pictures of the kids that were running away they're not gonna identify underage people oh oh man bro yeah super sad how
1:45 many kids were in there doesn't say how many kids uh but it just says the person who delivered the blow that sent him it was a 13 year old girl this is a taxi driver or like ooh taxi was she wearing like brass knuckles or some ████ probably caught him off guard ah just a just hit him he probably grabbed her and then just turned around a sock them or something it was a 13 year old Samoan girl dude from boy walking yeah but uh is anybody familiar with like um because she's a minor what does that mean she probably won't be there's gonna be a lot of Liberties yeah I mean it depends they could depending on her lawyer they could swing it where she doesn't get tried as an adult they could just but if this was the 90s and if she was black they're gonna trial her as adult oh yeah yeah but now I don't know they might just wax it from a record later on in life it could just because they trial they um what do you call they prosecuted a lot of underage
2:37 um kids as adults Back in Black kids yeah they were like ruthless with that ████ uh Hillary Clinton called them all super predators holy ████ yeah that was a thing more than the Predator yeah no shoot yeah they were they were they were calling all the uh young black youth uh super Predators um and there's footage of this all over the place too and it was weird because it was coming from the Democratic party so I was like dude that's ████ up yeah but we don't talk about that no we don't talk about that now because it's all woke right we only talk about how ugly Chelsea you talk about reptilians I know this is where I'm just like man it doesn't matter if it's right or left they're both ████ ████ like ████ them you know what's funny even Even in our most like bone-headed youth when we would do dumb ████ yeah did you still have an inkling of like I don't want to hurt a person like this when I punch
3:27 people I didn't believe that they were gonna die I just thought it was like a movie where it's like you just have a fist fight and that's it but I still didn't want to punch an older person you know like I I know some close friends now that like you would never think but like when they were younger mixed up with like the wrong type of people you know it's like hey we're gonna we're gonna ████ punk this person we're gonna steal that lady's bag and you gotta be the lookout you got to be the person who's gonna like if if they have a friend that rounds a corner you gotta be the one that like hits him with this bat type ████ you know what I mean like people are just involved in dumb ████ but it's not until an extreme s█████ circumstance pulls up that it's like you know whether it be like a one punch knockout the dude like hits something that eventually kills him or like we didn't know that this person was actually gonna fight back and suddenly now you're in an altercation that you
4:17 weren't expecting you know what I mean that like that stuff's also weird though because I remember like so being at that age where we did a lot of crazy ████ there's also some sort of like like g code where you're like oh they're not of this world right yeah so if like someone at Tapioca Express and starts talking ████ to you you just go oh you don't want this smoke trust me you know you're just like this is this is not part of your thing but if it's like another dude that's all locked the ████ out you're like oh dude Rumble all day or whatever right or like you see a grandma you know hey what's up you know Grandma looked the ████ up my game I am blind these are ████ looks and she has Cortez's on game over just like stretchy tattoos pulls her skin and shows you all the ink stretchy texts attack driver I love older white dudes that start
5:08 stepping to you yeah then you're like oh ████ okay this is different you know right but if they're not acting hard there is like a you're not in my world type of thing exactly yeah that's crazy that is weird but I don't even know if this game related just sounds like some kids that were like dining and ditching and it turned into an accident it doesn't explicitly say it's Gang Related but it kind of hints at it because one of the charges that um this girl is receiving she has theft of service and gang assault oh is it because it's they jumped them I'm not sure if that term means that you ganged up on someone or if it means it's like a gang-related like a RICO kind of you know like there's an organized Yang assault just sounds like like jumping it sounds like a group it could just be huh like the term for just you know this is weird because they're not even Prosecuting in New York
6:00 so how the ████ they're not gonna yeah how the ████ are they they're not Prosecuting adults for this yeah so why are they gonna do anything to her I really don't think much is gonna happen with this girl just in the current climate of New York and you know they're just as bad as we are here you know does it say who she was with and how old that person was uh yeah well it says that she's the fourth suspect to be arrested just in this case and another girl in that group is 15. oh man it might be all girls we don't even know how many fit in the back seat but again it's harder to identify and like get any info when they're underage they just don't say a lot yeah yeah of course but it is a minivan minivan oh those taxis they could fit a lot yeah five people in there maybe damn that's kind of why like you know um cab drivers at least have the discretion of who they want to pick up you know they'll just like pass you
6:51 by sometimes or at least with Uber you can know their information well Uber already has a card Associated yeah yeah you know what I mean you can't just but oddly that still doesn't stop people from doing hood rat ████ in an Uber I'm surprised by that I'm like yeah remember those girls that were like caught slapping up a guy yeah and well nothing happened to them too remember oh really that's why people will keep on doing he got charged and then she was out ████ breeding backyard dogs or something and then she got rearrested for some other ████ completing dogs in the back other ████ like nothing happened so it didn't even matter damn service industry people got a tough they did they have it super tough yeah yeah especially an Uber you see all kinds of crazy videos of people getting punched from the back seat and ████ throw that Taco Bell exec he was like socking the guy out in the front seat and then he found out he worked for Taco Bell and then he got ████ fired
7:42 so if you're if you're a CEO with a cushy job you better not be punching Uber driver now he works for Round Table Pizza and he loves it he says it's great over there and it's a promotion to him yeah yeah he said they have a great pizza get the King Arthur life couldn't be better for this guy I remember partying out in K-Town a lot and you know like they have like their their like underground Korean taxi service where it's all word of mouth so it's like you bypass Uber you bypass live you bypass ████ actual taxi service like they have their own little own business cards they have their own business cards a lot of Korean people call it you know what I'm saying and it's always on a lighter a cigarette lighter so it's just a like a little underground network but the funny thing is because it's underground right you're chat you're transporting a lot of drunk people and and this is one of those things where if you leave your car somewhere you're junk you can't drive it they'll sometimes come with like two people so that
8:32 somebody also drives your car and drives you home as well or some ████ like that right um but you're dealing with a lot of like drunk young Korean people that are getting ████ up all the time I remember being in the car with one of my homies homegirls actually in super junk and just like throws up all over the car no but you know this isn't like an official business this is like that's just a dude who also lives in K-Town that's like his I need a plastic wrap the whole back seat man well I mean I think at the time like you know it's early games like you learn you learn over time but that it's just when you're in an underground circuit you can't really yeah you know there's nobody to ████ complain to there's no giant like head of ████ anything corporate that's gonna reimburse you it's just that was a s█████ ride for the night you know so that's why you need vigilante justice have you ever ordered a grab scooter so like in Vietnam like they don't have
9:23 Uber they have grab and then a dude will roll up in a moped and then you just ████ sit on the back seat and then they'll have a helmet for you just go on and then she'll take you to your destination that's so personal holy ████ that's pretty personal like that's just I mean they've always had that yeah you know that's their taxi yeah I just thought it was funny because like you could also get food like that too yeah so you get like food but you also it's like Postmates yes you just hop on you go all right let's go Bud I don't I think I may have told you guys this when I was in the Philippines and uh a bunch of the guys we all wanted to rent scooters and uh we just bullshitted and he was like does all you guys have motorcycle license like one of us did there was like eight of us and we all said we did so then he got I guess he was confident did they check no they didn't check so then we all get on these eight scooters
10:13 and we're going through uh we're like uh in the resort areas over in uh in like uh what is that beach the one of the like Resort islands and then um out of nowhere this guy who's like leading the group the guy who rented us the scooters like this older guy out of nowhere he goes oh I have to pick up my daughters can you guys come with me to the school so all of you guys just went in the moped wait a minute there's not enough room on his to pick up these daughters so he he we go to the school and these like like two little girls are there and then one gets on his and I'm like where the ████ this other girl going and he puts his other daughter behind Mine He's trustful ████ so she's just holding your back yeah he's like it's okay we dropped him up first and then we go Beach there we go feed so then we ████ we as a group are going to this guy's
11:04 house to drop his daughters off this little kid is holding on to me how old was she ████ is this like a little girl like first or second grade and then the crazy thing is like they must do it all the time because she didn't even think like he's he just goes okay and then she just went picked my scooter just went she goes on she's like hi Uncle yeah and I was literally like we were all like the ████ is so it made me extra shaky because like normally you don't give a ████ when it's just you when you have a passenger you're not used to it you're just more like careful and that kind of hurts your you know scootering yeah you got another life on my hands right now dude that's something wholesome about that yeah it is wholesome but also like if I ████ spill and this kid just eats ████ she goes all right let's go she didn't have a helmet she probably won't she gets on one of your friends scooters that's it next one hi Tito yeah when I do ride slower out there yeah like in Asia in
11:54 general because it was like the resort area it was very like hilly and mountainy and ████ and this dude does not live like off the ████ Main Street yeah I almost injured a grandma in Vietnam um from a moped yeah so I was like trying to park she was laying on a hammock in like the parking is above this like little this little ledge and so I had to like push or I have to like go up to the ledge fast enough to go over it yeah yeah so instead of going slow I was just like I don't know why I was so stupid I literally just full throttled oh ████ and then it literally went like straight to her get some air I did like I just
12:45 went full throw I just I remember like just going just sending it sending it and then um I saw the grandma and I was like oh ████ like I just think oh my God I'm about to hurt her and then um somebody like went and like got my scooter oh dude that's lucky it flew out by itself what do you mean the scooter flew did you fly off of it or no I was on the scooter so they grabbed it yeah they grabbed it her legs were off the ground I just imagine you hitting her on the hammock and she goes like that could have been so bad that could have been so so bad she could have been really comical too it's apology
13:36 comes back sorry like a little cartoon yes would you get mad at me laughs foreign
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