0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are currently off the record and today since we have christian with us who is a certified professional by steven seagal i tried not to talk about them as hard as that is we're gonna try we can't shut the ████ up about students so what we are gonna do is we're gonna let all our inhibitions go and we're gonna be as ignorant as we oh we're dropping truly and we're gonna ask him every question that we're not afraid to ask about hawaiian culture since you're the certified is that hairstyle an authentic that's a traditional traditional yeah because you know like those um what do you call it like those coconut figurines like those no no no they're not called that the warrior mask oh yeah
0:50 the warrior mask with the with the chicken mohawk you know what i'm talking about yeah i'm filipino so if it doesn't have a dick that pops out i have no idea what are the uh three or yeah what are the three most common hawaiian we'll have these answers i was like it's like you're gonna come at me with like trivia like it's like a quiz what are the what are the most common hawaiian words that everyone should know when they step on like aloha is one of them right what's that what's pocket yes smoke a weed pacalolo oh i smoke weed yeah okay what else do you say pacalola there's mahalo that one's pretty what's that ████ you dude people think mahalo means trash because it's on the trash cans wow people are dumb but what does that mean it means thank you thank you thank you but in south park you have the mahalo
1:40 rewards card which makes you a local yeah best episode ever you're a local what else is what's another word everyone should know oh man howly oh that's probably my favorite word why is that your favorite word explain to the viewers probably for everyone that's not from hawaii if you go to hawaii you're called a halley you're being welcomed by the locals [Laughter] that's like saying you're ████ sick yeah especially if you have like white skin and blonde hair right especially if there's a ████ before it yeah and they'll be like ████ ████ sick like you know when you go that's sick it's like oh that's sick or if you go that's ████ sick it's cool it's like you ████ howling and they love it when you're a newcomer and you're surfing yeah and you take the first wave
2:30 oh because then they go ████ holly and then they say ████ that person's usually like submerged in the water you killed the first graveyard oh that's a ████ holly right there so all like newcomers get first wave rights yeah we're teaching people how to get ████ up in hawaii if you're not from there and you're white you should go there [Laughter] right away what's up would i be considered halley too is highly only for white people is highly just for anyone not hawaiian are we halley's how we actually like the word it kind of just gets crushed down to foreigner in a way but howly like or like the term is actually used for people that disrespect traditional hawaiian cultures and like it's a lot of like people that come into hawaii with like this chip on their shoulder like like disrespect karen's right yeah
3:21 essentially just the way that people see karen's at like a store like i want to talk to the manager like people that feel entitled going to entitled i see the island because there's like a lot of history like yeah back like it's still technically illegally taken is it because they treat the island as oh this is my summer getaway like yeah so they don't treat it like it's its own cause i'm gonna piss on the coral and ████ make it mutate into a ████ hallie taking her wave and pissing the coral not even using reef safe sunscreen too what do you think about when haole gets used and then people accuse that of being like right that's as bad as the n word ah because i've heard that ████ okay i love that so like you guys ever see that john mullaney special where he's talking about the n-word so if we're comparing a word with the n-word if we're
4:11 comparing the flagrant the flagrancy of two words if we're not even saying what one word is that's the worst word that's like the bit from the joke so people comparing any word to the n word and you're not even saying the n word it's like it's not the same thing yes is it even considered like a racial thing i mean it's not really a racial thing but it kind of defaults to white person yeah yeah because it's default windows settings yeah like when you're bringing that up you don't know which one's worse the h word or the n word you're saying hallie or n word because you're just censoring yourself on the other one already there's probably a lot of people watching like shows how only bad which one is it someone runs out of restaurant goes there's a hallie in there when you go in are you gonna really scan the room are you gonna know who they're talking about
5:01 wait someone running outside a restaurant going holy [Laughter] the werewolf [Laughter] and a white guy with dreadlocks come out with a surfboard like dude what's the problem i was born here oh yeah so do locals really how do locals actually feel about tourists there's um there are people that there's a spectrum there's definitely a lot of people that just don't want anyone coming to hawaii at all because the especially with kovid like the hawaiian bloodline isn't used to the sars strain of virus because they're on an island you know so they haven't like evolved to become like what's it called like immune to that whereas there's a lot of people like from europe and the united states that have like been like chinese [Laughter]
5:55 that have been like exposed to that like family of virus what do you mean joe what are you talking about i'm just trying to be diverse here cause like you know you missed you you missed out on the asians bro and i want to represent chad you're not even chinese when you were growing up then did you used to like did you used to ████ with tourists at all like no i do because i kind of have a weird complex there too where my dad is in the military so it's like i'm like yeah guys i were you born there no i was born in san diego yeah so you're not considering no like so you can't be considered hawaiian though no like you can only be hawaiian if you have hawaiian blood i don't know i mean like that's the true hawaiian that's okay because there's a there's a you're hawaiian like native hawaiian right and then there's like the local
6:46 like because like your great-grandparents worked on the plantations or like you were born there that's like there's definitely like i was raised there so it's like a that's already like a different thing for being like hawaiian blood so do the hawaiian blood people call the locals howlies i don't think so howly hierarchy what happens to hawaiian lugs yeah what's the levels because the way i thought thought about it there's there's hawaiian native hawaiian put that one in here and then there's the locals and even within the locals there's white locals that have been there for generations yeah oh yeah that are that are a part of the community and then there's transplants people that move there and then there's a tourist right yeah so that's that's how that's the highest that's the
7:36 hierarchy right and then the and then the horizon am i missing anything between the tourists and the transplants there's the billionaires with vacation homes that go there once every five years sucks my favorite are the zucks because for me as an outsider whoever has the thickest pigeon accent is the authority oh definitely i can't understand this dude you tell me everything i'll do whatever you want me to do you know i'd be hearing more pigeon in ████ las vegas than i do in hawaii now let's show you over at unlv yeah i got so many neighbors speaking pidgin and they just came here from hawaii and ████ and i'm like oh ████ this is the nice island people like put on a thicker pigeon accent to seem good
8:26 yeah a hundred percent i got a friend who grew up in california and he moved to hawaii like in college yeah and then he's full on pigeon speaking now i mean it definitely happened it kicks in later in life yeah like i've seen it happen like that where like i've had a friend that like moved there for college and then she was there for like six years and now she has a pigeon accent like i don't know i guess it happens six years yeah that's a long time though yeah i mean i feel like she's adopted by then you know but i there are people that go there first year of college that try to like pick up on it and it's so forced shoots bra yeah i'm like oh the aina the aina you gotta respect the aina bra oh [Laughter] european tours within like 10 minutes
9:18 i'm copying them i don't even know that i am i'm just trying to like you know what i mean so i get it try to be understood it's a survival mechanism yeah you kind of pick up on other people's slang you know holy brother [Laughter] imagine steve dude sorry you start responding with this ████ yeah i've had times where i met like two people both from hawaii that are now living here and then one of them is like speaking real pigeon and then the other guy goes hey back in hawaii that dude never sounds like that yeah oh really so they so they speak like us and then when they come to the mainland they're like i gotta represent bro yeah to be more unique here it's like they'll like be more oh i'm hawaiian i haven't the opposite when i go back home and i'm with my friends i feel it instantly coming down yeah like i changed my life yeah it's right here too yeah like it comes out of me i'm like wow i forgot to
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11:51 you ████ hell is the ████ out of here what are you doing hey it's my taxi cab what are you doing you call this ████ mother makes pokey pokey than this who puts this ████ ████ in he's like i'm surfing here stupid can't get ████ in the mainland he's culturally confused what's um is the sea turtle the national mascot of hawaii i think it's the monk seal the hawaiian monks yo they're so chill man they hang out on
12:41 the beach yeah oh y'all also if you're a tourist and you want to make money go ahead go ahead and touch one of those [Laughter] the more monk seals you can pat the more money you make and they make it they make it again it's a snap card and if you get all of them you get a nft you get a board ape you get a pork monk that's also like annoying because like tour i guess they just don't know that you're not allowed to go up to him they'll like walk up to him and like you're not even supposed to be within like a certain range like wow if there's a lifeguard on the beach they'll like tape it off because like the monkey will like just like nap on the beach but like the tourists will just go up to it like want to take pictures oh yeah
13:31 it's just so annoying i've seen tourists trying to pick up turtles yeah that's like dudes you can go you can go to jail for that yeah and but they'll give you a bunch of money though if you do that yeah you'll get oh yeah it's fine yeah fail yourself out i went on this snorkeling trip where it's one of those where like you're on a boat right and they take you in the middle of the ocean so there's way more wildlife because it's not on the beach and then they said don't touch the turtles so like i'm swimming and then a turtle is swimming towards me and you could just see like years of like moss and like algae on the turtle's back like oh i see why they don't want to touch it because they'll you'll rub it off and it's protective right so as it's swimming i'm like trying to get out of the way yeah then you see all these ████ howlies reaching for all these ████ howlies dude ████ alley will get the ████ away from that ████
14:22 turtle you ████ out i just i just wish we had like we can call people howie's out here i know because it's a fun word it is but it is very unique to hawaii so you guys adopted the word hapa we adopted it really yeah like hapa like the true hapa is like hawaiian blood with like mixed with other people now it's just like half white half asian now yeah is half a japanese or i originally thought it was japanese and white no hapa is like that's cool i thought it was japanese because hapa just means half yeah but it's it's not the right term to use either but you might be right because i grew up in a japanese and kind of hawaiian japanese neighborhood it's like hawaiian and japanese yeah so they when they spoke a lot of the pigeon i thought that's just how old japanese people spoke like because i thought they
15:12 had broken english but they were actually speaking pidgin so then i'm not too sure i grew up thinking that but it's actually not a word that my grandma used either so because the the correct term is called a freak with i think they call them hafu in japanese it's just it's just english like half white half japanese in japan yeah but but but the but what my grandma used to call them uh them is basically ainoko oh that's like a filipino thing ain't no coke what does arnoco mean
16:02 in filipino it's like it's like when you say it's like going oh no oh my god yeah it's like oh really oh no it's afraid the direct translation is kid made from love wow because the concept is you must really love each other to violate isn't every kid made from love no but like when you're you're violating america that's ████ but they don't marry for love that's why oh yeah i see well pidgin is a combination of like hawaiian chinese portuguese english japanese and tagalog or like and like because you guys say show you too right for soy sauce and that's japanese right mm-hmm show you the brand yeah yeah like sweet pops away or something no it's japanese that's just that's a japanese way of saying soy sauce oh so that's all that it is it's just soy sauce is simon just a hawaii
16:52 thing yeah we don't have simon yeah i don't know what that is that might be chinese there's stuff in the cabbage salmon's just like wrong it's the four it's the circle with the four colors oh yeah oh my god foiled again yeah because the ████ that i grew up on i thought it was japanese and then i realized oh that's just pigeon that's hawaiian ████ that's dude it's like its own legal language now it's a legal language damn who called it pidgin in the first place huh who called it pidgey i don't know and it's not even spelled like the bird no it's p-i-d-g-i-n i don't know why it's called that but it's not a thing that's ever taught right it's just no you kind of just dude that would be wild it's for happy literally you literally come out of the womb and
17:42 you just go hey brother hey right now so the word of the day is choke this means a lot what's broke the mouth broke the mouth when the food's so good oh the food broke the mouth hey what's the wrong answer what's this oh broke the mouth uh that's when you're white in hawaii i broke them out oh what's when it's nasty broke the ass like if it tastes disgusting oh yeah is there a word a pigeon term for that or is this everything in hawaii's delicious so you don't have i don't think if there's ever bad food in hawaii guys what if l opened up like a dude the lnls here are like not the same no yeah it's because they have to source local ingredients yeah i was like whoa this is like how is it different from here than in uh i don't know the food just tastes different i don't know how to explain it it's not as good because they need samoan guys cooking it that's
18:32 what i've been saying you can't have puerto rican guys cooking l you can't get puerto rican guys puerto ricans and mexicans come on man there is a spot here though in huntington beach called the hawaiian kitchen that's like the best hawaiian food i've ever had outside of hawaii oh wow better than the king's hawaiian restaurant in torrance oh i've never been there where's that you gotta go to las vegas man they got like ████ hella good ass places i went to one recently uncle frank's he's a fan of our channel i didn't know he was trying to get us to go there i just shot out i just walked in one day and he goes joe you're not paying today and i'm like what why i'm gonna break the mouth cause you're a holly cause you're a halloween you'll be paying for that later
19:23 i hate you i'ma ████ you up it was good no like if you're ever in vegas i swear to god there's probably better like hawaiian local joints in vegas than i did here in l.a or the differences in l.a you got to ████ drive like you got to go to huntington beach you got to go to torrance or gardena you got to go to all these different places for that one restaurant right we're in vegas it's everything's like 20 minutes away there's hella good pokey there's like ████ five really solid hawaiian restaurants there's a lot of good spots yeah they have a zippy's in vegas too right oh they do they do yeah i think that's crazy what's your go-to meal at zucchini green fried chicken all right no mac that's last bro i had friends that get no rice all mack is the most disgusting ████ a tub of like mayonnaise and korean fried chicken
20:15 damn hardcore that's bubblegum what what exactly is a luau a what's a luau like what like what exactly is it yeah people go let's ████ we should have a luau what does that mean man a lot of the luau stuff is all like for tourists like that's like not even like traditional like yeah a lot of the stuff they do is like you don't ████ fire dance with your homies after a fat ass meal after every meal that's ████ up man that'll be fire dancing exactly what's traditional hawaiian but there's a lot of the like a lot of the stuff that's done at the luau now is just all like hollywood westernized stuff like if you're going to like the like four seasons you're going to the daily luau or whatever yeah like dude they got that ████ down to a science you know what i mean it's like a vegas show yeah it's like a medieval
21:07 times but the hawaiian version what about when they're cooking what about when they're cooking the pig under the ground and ████ is that like pretty legit ████ there's something about i forgot what it was but there's something about that that's like also wrong like that really yeah i forgot what it was all that i learned about was a lie and hawaii i think also the when they cook the pig underground at the luau they're not actually doing that apparently it's not really because dude you can't do it like all the time or like to feed that many people yeah you know so there's a lot of it that they need a commercial kitchen is staged yeah so they like they do one they do they'll just show like oh look that's the sand pit where they're cooking the pig right now but then when it's like 10 000 people yeah that's not yeah that's clever clever yeah that's the performance though what do like uh real hawaiians think about the whole don't
21:58 visit hawaii um like mainlanders well the thing was the coveted reasoning i think is pretty valid where the native hawaiians are more prone to like drastic like uh repercussions from kovid like they won't just get sick like they'll get sick sick and get long covered because they're not used to that sars thing so people were pissed when people are going like oh flies are cheap i'm gonna pull up you know and cough on the beach and stuff so people were people are actually mad but also it's like the cost of living is crazy right now oh yeah yo i heard a lot of people ████ moved in oh dude people are like pulling up i was i was looking at this duplex pre-covet it was 700 thousand right i went back to check it out right now that's just like 1.5 million now oh doubled even my parents house
22:48 the their like the property value went up by like almost two times since they moved in just like just like the like they refinanced that house like so many times like and they're gonna make money on it when they sell it and move again because it's just like the property value of hawaii is going up so people are like the native hawaiians that have been there for years can't even afford to live there anymore yeah so that's why they're pissed they're just like because how does your next generation afford yeah like get a house you know yeah and a lot of people like live off the land and stuff and now they can't afford to do that because because there's an influencer that wants to live off the land they're gonna ████ buy a grass hut for a million dollars so they can make youtube videos of how they're ████ living this organic life and ████ and then and then there's this hawaiian family that has to move to oregon and ████ and just they're like moving to vegas because i know yo all of my neighbor i feel like i got
23:39 more of hawaii and vegas than in hawaii there's a ████ ton of hawaiians in vegas and uh bella view i think washington wow oh yeah there's like a lot of bellevue yeah how did that start i don't know i think they're giving some sort of incentive i have a lot of friends that move there but yeah i have a couple of like hawaiian friends in the fitness like industry and they all live there wow but i mean it makes sense too because like let's say you're making a like 50k a year income right and then like there's this family home that you guys bought for like 300 grand and all of a sudden that s███'s like 2 million and then i mean your job is still like 40 50k or even if you're making 100k on the island that's still not that much money right so your house is now two mil or one mil even and you're just like you know what i can sell this go to vegas have a sick
24:29 ass place for like less than half a mil and i can retire and i think because a lot of my friends out there like they're working multiple jobs and ████ they're like you know and they got regular jobs like ████ teachers and contractors and all that stuff and it's crazy dude i'm just like it sucks because everything else is like beverly hills prices yeah man also just general cost of living like groceries are really expensive everything's like imported so it's just naturally more expensive yeah like all the stuff you see on like the like fast food too like all the deals you see it's like just expected to be like the wendy's four for four you know why it's a five for four oh ████ i mean yeah like stuff like that's always gonna be more expensive you know like the dollar menu is actually a dollar 25 you know damn how much is arizona iced tea
25:19 that one actually stays a dollar i don't know how they pull it off those guys are like arizona babies yeah those guys are some dependable [Laughter] howie we can get behind you
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