0:00 they paint this picture of you being like the whatever guy right let's say you're the oh you're the broke guy you're always broke or whatever and then when you try to get a job or do something better they go oh look at a broke guy try to ████ finally do something all of a d you don't trying to be broke no more doing something about [Music] it and welcome back to another awesome or strange episode of The Care boys where today we have Jason chenny wow hi oh my God all right so here's a question for y'all you have to answer first though okay what is the strangest thing that you believe in whether it be like the Supernatural ghost luck Destiny lizard
0:51 people whatever I believe that I believe that if I if I tell you a secret you tell me a secret I show you my penis you show me your penis and we Bond faster do you have to touch it this is true this is a Jason chenny original I've actually heard this about you guys have to tell the secret at the same time while your dicks touch yes okay but just softly one time to speed up the Friendship but it's like a Dap right so it's it's instead of like that it's like two dicks going how how have you come to learn this and how many people have seen your penis and have that bond with um well sometimes I show my penis and they're like bro no and but I'm like come on do you show it hard or soft soft very
1:41 soft it's not cool if it's hard yeah it's not not that's not cool it's not it's not friend yeah it's more threatening so and you're too thirsty if it's hard yeah it's too thirsty it's like you're angling towards something yeah if it's cold though are you like maybe another time no I go like you know what you got to see exactly who I am yeah that's tight the only time you're allowed to show me a hard dick is if it's actually you got a micr penis oh my that's the only way cuz you just want to see a hard micro penis cuz I think that looks funny all right I'll show you right now then out of everybody in this room who who do you want to just like bomb everybody I want bom with everybody I we should just go to the Korean spa if you want to see dick I don't really want to I don't believe that that's not as intimate do you want other people to see
2:31 your dick no he wants it to be like out of a normal environment no you want it to be an exchange hey you ask me man why are you saying stuff for me are you the kind of guy that he wants all of your penises in his mouth are you the kind of guy that takes pictures of your shoes like this and you send it to your friend you go hey take out check out my new shoes and then you have your dick out right I love that okay you're white you're so white it's my favorite no I I don't think I don't know if I believe in the let me think if I believe in the thing I believe that um I believe that if you uh there's two things I believe if you have to wipe down the the the trash can's um cover the top cuz it grows mold but that's not a
3:22 superstitious that just sounds like a helpful thing that's like a that's like a cleaning hack I believe that I believe you should put soda in your laundry I believe that you don't have to there's a second thing I believe we're not talking about life hacks and proper procedures dude I believe white vinegar takes the smell out of most laundry what's the strangest thing you believe in I put a baseball in the ████ heater when I when the dryer goes so it fluffs up all of the different basball not a baseball but like yeah the the dryer balls n you just throw a baseball in so everything smells like leather too so the baseball FL just loud as ████ who put baseball what's the strangest thing you believe I don't know I answer the question I'll give you one
4:12 that's really weird all right I don't believe it anymore because it's silly but like there was a point I think in 2001 when I first got my um I got my Honda my and I thought for some reason the coincidence was so frequent that I would go under certain street lights and when I noticed them they would just Flicker and turn off like just randomly wow what the and I was like do I have the power to turn street lights off and so you it's your car was magmatite I wouldn't do anything but when it turns off I would go see I told you but like
5:04 you know it's like of course you're driving under hundreds of them a day like it's going to happen and especially in La cuz they never and La just bad at maintenance and then one time we were standing outside of this like tahan dance studio whatever and they the my friend told another friend and they were like hey I heard you can turn lights off with your mind or something and I was like yeah and then right when I looked up the lighting of the studio on the outside just flickered and turned off what the but it was just by total coincidence cuz they were having electrical problems holy ████ but it was just the timing was so good did they start praying to you no we were just laugh like it became a funny joke but then there was like a the first time it happened was like I actually believe I could do it and then another one is I IED this one was more of a grift it was more of a lie so like I would I would do this at parties when I was like a lame
5:55 stupid nerd and I would go I would tell someone to tell everyone over there that this guy never gets h heads or tails wrong ever in his life so I have a 50% chance of not being a liar so they would come over hey heard you the guy that never gets 50% wrong on whever heads or tails I'm like yeah it's me you got a coin I they would do that thing whatever I be like what do you want it to be and they'll be like your heads whatever it's your lucky day turn her hand over and there's a chance if it is then I look like a god if it's not I'm the funniest guy in the room that's very funny so it's like I would do that as like a Icebreaker to people and then sometimes it would get to like three in a row and I would get them right and people would just be like who is this guy just set the stage yeah I would do at Raves and ████ like when I was really young when everyone was on Molly it was just a stupid bit that we would do yeah
6:47 that's crazy dude I thought that was pretty funny but yeah I did believe I had electrical powers at one point I bet you do no it doesn't make any sense I was waiting for you to hold like the master light button while you're telling this story and turn everything off yeah that's I was like where is trolling us right now where's the remote what do you believe in um yeah you go I go he goes you go you always are I think maybe like when I was younger I I think that maybe I could move an object like if I go like this hard enough like Magneto yeah like Magneto but then I would think like okay I don't want to do it today you made an excuse for yourself for not doing it I can oh like I can do it but but today
7:37 I'm not going to waste my jiz okay my turn when I was uh when I was younger and maybe still do you remember when you would first like uh now we call it like sleep paralysis or whatever right but then like the kids would be like oh ghost press they would call ghost press and oh what does that mean they like oh dude like there's a ghost that's like sitting on your chest and when you wake up and like you can't move and stuff so there's like a spirit there right so I believe that so anytime that happened to me I would go into hardcore like prayer to my ancestors thinking that if I like called upon the power of my ancestors they would come down and they would like protect me and stuff a genuine belief I don't know I just always did that though for like years that's really hard because cuz I have sleep paralysis maybe like twice three times a year randomly wow that's a lot that's very frequent actually yeah and when I go like this
8:29 then uh Carrie will wake me up and she knows that to wake me up because but that's really hard to pray to your ancestors because I'm ████ so scared you see ghost no you just hear ████ and then yeah you hear stuff and what do you hear just weird like like a mixture like and then like another guy that's like the most wackest Halloween ghost but it's layered bro that's only one ghost I have like 17 of them they're making different sounds Chet going my all my ghosts are [Laughter] gay I do believe that when I was little if you put your blanket over and you don't breathe and if you're really hot then the ghost goes away yeah that's a good one I used do that too like the
9:21 ghost are scared of heat or something yeah like heat and like if you don't breathe they're they can't sense you yeah oh you're under the covers you're safe you're safe under the covers oh like a zombie yeah you just make your own base and I also believe that Bas um if your grandma is really mad at you if she's really mad right and then she's yelling at you and she pretends she has a heart attack and faint if you wait five minutes she gets up and goes just kidding that's what your grandma did yeah and then did she ever wake up yeah that's the strangest belief okay that's a this Grandma did to him hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the
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11:04 steal this to get this back so it's like or if someone have to steal bread to feed their family are they now a thief or are they trying to be a provider like you know just things are so much more complicated now it's like um yeah and even with like obviously like kid afficionados are bad right but like 4 500 years ago a lot of people were kid aici so I don't know so like so it's just to me it's just like what is the meter like it's always shiy what era are we in so it's usually yeah it's like every era we have to like get together what are our rules guys okay this is out of bounds some groups be like head hunters and that's normal yeah some groups you know they're like yeah this just crazy culture crazy right and
11:54 culture man but before like you know as a kid or even younger even 20s or you're like very like idealistic like this is right this is wrong then later on it was just like damn I don't know if there is a right or wrong or like I don't know if there's like a there's only a right or wrong for you and then everyone is moral compasses you know yeah that's what I believe in now at least but did does this stop though sometimes like sometimes people do a thing cuz the immediate reaction because of your own Compass you're like oh that's wrong but then you're like cuz I try to do that I go oh no but he just or that person just whatever he that person thinks is good yeah I try to have as much empathy as I can but I think there's still C certain values so now it's not so much like they're right or wrong it's just like oh they're not aligned with the way I like
12:44 to operate like like like if this guy and his homies they all do that that's fine but then I wouldn't consider this would my homies wouldn't do that so we just aren't what are top two things with you guys that you're like oh these are two things that I need uh people around me to align be aign maybe not be kid of fanad that's a little lower on my list I don't have two oh you don't have two not even that you don't agree with that one mm- I have like 20 oh damn okay and then if they don't you don't agree with that one mm hey okay so one of them is like probably pretty Universal I don't like backstabbers a but then people are backstabbing they don't know they're doing it you know so it's still still gray still cuz no one's like I'm going to go into this and stab some backs they
13:35 just don't know that they're even some people stab back because they feel like they've been wrong but they imagined all of that in their head yeah yeah there's crazy there's just delusional people out there and then they go online and talk about and try to roast your ass versus just being an adult D exactly there's a lot of crazy I just think a lot of people live in a different world from you you can share the same reality but but they physical reality is the same but their brain's in a different place so they think something else happened and then you know they'll react on that so that's dangerous they're probably just hurting so they just want to hurt me that's true that happens a lot like people that grew up um in Abus situations right they're so used to being attacked sometimes their reaction is to attack first cuz they know like
14:25 that's a prevention but are do do you you were abused no yeah yeah but so I I I did that I would I would think I I'm like disrespected so like I'll punch somebody or something like that cuz I grew up you know and then you some people grow out of that some people don't I think the ones that don't grow out of it gets worse and worse and there's always a bigger stronger guy there's always the law there's so many things that can stop you uh when you use you know when you're always violent or whatever and then if you can't control your anger then eventually you're going to it's going to catch up right I think there's there's all of I think there's yeah different forms of that but yeah backstabbers what what's another thing proba I don't really like hanging out with shoplifters I guess poor Bel pure shop pure rebel I
15:15 just so specific yeah shoplifters I think it's just pretty I don't know what if it's like Ralph's and then you really want to Almond Joy I'll buy it I'll buy it for you wow don't steal it that's so funny wait what how come that's like a big thing for job I don't know I think I think just growing up nobody I KN was nobody I was friends with ever liked that type of thing and it just makes everyone look bad like if you go out in a group and someone's like hey look what I swiped it's just kind of like a man like I've all the people I've been around have always reacted that way to it when there's someone that does that they just go come on man like wow we'll just buy it for you have good friends man you know who else I don't like cuz that made me think of I don't think I would like to hang out with hijackers so big SC i' rather hang out with hijackers than shoplifters well I mean come on the taliban's not that bad really just did
16:06 that one thing but their their story is really good though you they have crazy stories yeah like one time I took over a bus I didn't own the bus and then now it was mine and the Greyhound went wherever the ████ I wanted to go that's a pretty crazy story I'll say I'll say like preference so I think everybody is capable of being hypocritical but like big Hypocrites like on serious ████ it's not like you know I talk sh on you I'm like hey don't say this in public and then I like say it in public like like you know it's a joke or whatever I'm talking about like you really have a belief in something and you you impart those idealisms as if you're preaching to some people and then you go behind it in your own time you do like a completely different thing that's opposite of that like hardcore Christians that are like oh I don't have sex or anything and they're just yeah yeah like real hypocrit did
16:59 you know that I I didn't know about this but the soaking thing for those of you who doesn't know is like the penis in the vagina and not have sex because Mor you can't have sex but if I I learned this if you have a third person shaking the bed I didn't ████ like jump on yeah I didn't know that they're not fooling anybody though they're not fooling godol hey but you know what they're trying so hard and I can respect a little bit of that brownie points for that yeah but if the whole thing's inside yeah and then the person is shaking the bed yeah isn't that just ████ with bouncing and jumping they're like well someone else's it might be even better earthquake I don't have to do a thing and the person who's bounc in it also has a camera they're doting like we're making a porno but this is Holy still yeah he's not doing anything it's against whose will a holy porno that's pretty funny
17:49 though the mental gymnastics you have to do to figure that out that's why it's like the first people who did that it's like hul pass for sure you're good after that after that you know that you're trying to do that come on in come on in dude you guys are just copycats stay out there real original that means they had to talk though to like create a whole network of people that oh that work that's the thing you know Mormon Reddit ████ Reddit ████ Reddit go on the thing the hacks about to be Mormon life hacks crazy oh you know what you know it's one another one I can't really be around cuz I don't know how to nurse it or people that are just heavily victim mentality brain o that's tough that's so tough I just I just don't know what to say to them like I just I'm like I don't got the thing that you need here yeah I can't help you bud sorry yeah I think
18:41 all of those type of what do you call it delusional people or indoctrinated people too yeah it's kind of hard cuz um they they think it's their own thoughts but it's just a really wellth thought out propaganda or idea idealism that was that someone else like kind of created and then they're just like paring but they don't they think it's their own thoughts and if you attack it or criticize it they personally feel hurt oh like and that to me is like oh ████ I don't I don't like you at all like we can't be friends okay I have one stupid one is like if I have a conversation with you and then you continue to talk and then I but I say a thing and you don't hear it do you know what I mean you're going
19:33 to hate Joe no but that's a do you know no that's not do you know what I'm talking about but I'm like I respect you and you're really nice sometimes you're really really nice but then you'll say a thing and then you're like but I I said a thing that was that was a thing for and then you if you do it like four times and you're like you didn't hear four things in 15 minutes that's crazy do you know what I mean yeah cuz then I feel like I I want to bond with you but no bond you want active listeners yeah no what did you say I said show me your penis tell me a secret no have you guys ever had a friend who like defines who you should be in their head and so the things they say to you are trying to keep you within that box oh yeah you ever had that like they expect this out of you or they won't let
20:23 you grow like that's a big one too it's like they paint this picture of you being like the whatever guy right let's say you're the oh you're the broke guy you're always broke or whatever and then when you try to get a job or do something better they go oh look at the broke guy try to ████ finally do something all of a you know try to be broke no doing something about it it's like what a ████ hater dude I do remember in like the late teens early 20s you would hear that the most like any change yeah any change is like the worst thing you can can do it could be long hair cutting a short hair or buying new shoes or anything oh look at the old shoes guy trying to wear new shoes it's like what the ████ how come I can't do anything right what the ████ not even that and then and then the next day oh look at the new
21:13 shoes guy going back to old shoes what the ████ can't make them happy yeah it's like everything's wrong that's true that becomes hard to hang out with but then those people all kind of like stick together and just yeah move on their they're having a good time too you know what I see um they're like it's it's like your typical group of friends who like drink every weekend and and they spend a lot of time just talking ████ about other people and it's the same kind of like high school like the The Glory Days were high school oh yeah and then like you kind of it's the same ████ right where they pull you back in and you're like don't ████ change bro you know yeah yeah that's rough so you guys ever been into hijacking I don't hang out with those people along with hijackers what's wrong with you
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