0:00 [Music] we're going to start this one off with a picture let's see if anybody knows how to identify this thing i got to do let me see it's always fun yeah i can't put this in the center because i opened the picture like this but here we go do you see that everybody see it nah is that a giant snake slowly notice the scale is that a snake what the ████ that's a crazy ass eel don't even know what i'm looking at that's a ceo the scale of it i mean it's ████ big is that a snake or what it's a sea eel yeah seal or sea eel or as a whale it's a ceo so a group of fishermen from the city of erica recently caught a colossal oarfish is what it is also known as a rowing fish so it's not
0:52 an eel it's a fish it's that like thin weird long one that looks like this yeah but the reason why obviously this is crazy because it's a ████ giant 16 foot long ████ it's huge huge right but it's actually considered to be to be even see a creature like this is uh believed to be a sign of pending disaster oh so it's not good luck yeah it's traditionally seen as a bad omen mm-hmm so why do they catch it who's the authority the thing is a bad omen it's not about like trying to catch it but it's traditionally seen as battle because they're normally supposed to be very very very very deep seed dwelling creatures so any time any time that they come up to the surface is a bad omen for things like tsunamis earthquakes and or they caught them before i love that i love when traditional like bad omen things end up being logically useful yeah yeah that's fine i was ████ on
1:42 it and then now i'm like yeah now i feel like an ████ i feel like a piece of ████ you think it will taste good if we steam it yeah with ginger and scallions little scallions no ginger no have you had the korean belt fish no oh like they have a long belt fish like that that they chop up and then they pan fry it i feel like it's gonna taste like that's what i'm saying it would be it would taste good yeah everybody's like this is a bad omen he's like this looks like a good recipe [Laughter] so you're just eating it damn that sucks but it tastes good very bad so yeah so ore fish usually live in the depths it said that when they start to the surface it's because the tectonic plates are in movement whoa they get disturbed wow i do too this one is off the coast of chile oh
2:32 in a city of erica so they're about to have a bad time over there they might get a tsunami mimi so they could get a quake maybe yeah they they're it's it's very popularized to be understood that they've been long seen as an omen for oncoming tsunamis and earthquakes by japanese people who also believe whoever finds one will be cursed as well by the way so let's jump in that's taking it too far that's a that's a japanese oh man this is that's not logical that doesn't explain ████ that's taking it too far it's a richter scale let's leave it at that so reaching lengths of up to 11 meters the fish live in deep water and only return to the surface when they're sick dying or breeding so he might be dead he might be or ████ fueled speculation they may return the surface with changes in the weather so that's also a possibility yeah but weather's always changing though weather is always changing they need to make up their mind they just gave us like eight different ████ theories this is now losing its magic yeah it's like a horoscope right it's like oh you are you
3:25 always are really good at making decisions unless it's that's complex you're usually really happy on sundays unless you're not yeah you know this just like webmd when you see the symptoms and everything is flu-like symptoms yeah they're ████ telling us who likes symptoms about the ████ diagnosis death yeah yeah yeah at the very fish is the world's longest yeah longest bony fish uh and is rarely seen because it lives at considerable depths of around 3 300 feet or a thousand meters so is that i wonder if that's is that already a known scientific thing that when deep sea ████ comes up that's like a bad sign of something i think if they have i think historically we're being racist man we got to integrate let's let's invite
4:16 these fish you know maybe so we could eat we're being racist to the fish because we're so mad at them why so you're trying to beat them about race equality we're missing so much delicious tolerance we're just making up stuff about them right now but what if these fishermen have just really long ████ you know lines and they can reach these decks exactly is that a potential we're being racist by going hey that fish got a lamp on its head stay down there yeah yeah we don't like your kind around here you don't even need that up here it's always bright this neighborhood is ours not for you we're all italian what is wrong with you your skin see through get out of here ████ weirdo it doesn't matter with you i can see your ████ organs get out of here piece of ████ you're ████ scaring everybody all right coming out here with the whole translucent this is fun this is wild man yeah i like
5:07 this aquatic hate i know aquatica there's a strong possibility that uh you know oarfish of ancient and historical tales uh were the creatures of like you know sea serpent fairy tales and sea monsters and stuff like that loch ness or whatever because i bet you if i ████ saw an oar fish swimming at the surface i would probably pull out my phone and be like oh my god right same ████ it's like the giant squid legends right how they thought it was like uh yeah matt but it's but it's really just like a big-ass squid stuck on a boat yeah do these oar fish swim like this is that why they call it or do they swim like that like a no i think it's a flat one though because why do they call it an oar fish i thought they would swim like an oar like a seahorse either or fish or roast they can swim either or oh wow see you guys this guy is ████ good guys let me see if i could youtube a video of
5:57 oarfish yeah let's see what that ████ looks like i want to see an ore feel like it's going to make us more racist though i want to see it yeah it's gonna fuel my hate it's gonna give jason more ways to like cook maybe we could fry yeah actually i think he's better deep fried yeah all right here we go it's all about the music [Music] 15th century ████ sailors were looking at it like i'm gonna fold that mermaid those are the beluga whales they used to look like that's a mermaid dude let's come on her lucas got some cheeks on her jug yo that's pretty crazy though i would freak the ████ out if i saw that in the ocean
6:47 and dude imagine it like thrashing around because the water's right they mainly eat tiny plankton though so they are not actually dangerous for humans that's really good yeah that's your ████ catchphrase dude that's where it is just two george merchants in the water like this all of this footage oh ████ out of here dude what's that one whoa what the ████ that ████ looks like an alien man no idea what you're translucent i know it's screen saver when i see one that's fake that's not real hey be immune is the ████ hair like the the tentacles or whatever the ████ it is i see here it looks like a goddamn raver that's edc dude it's a mohawk bruh that s███'s on fire
7:39 that s███'s sparkling you ever see those videos with those giant catfish and how big those ████ yeah yeah like those those won't be sharks like this you know what i mean you can pet them they're ████ huge and they pull them out the water i'm like jesus christ it's crazy how if you guys ever been fishing it's pretty crazy how heavy ████ fish especially when they start freaking out it's like hard to keep and then like you know there's pictures where they're holding it it's like they don't get enough credit that thing's probably ████ heavy you gotta kill it first it hurts your hand now people always go like this and hold their mouth like this yeah and then i tried one with a small one i was like dude this hurt my thumb yeah dude they'd be sucking on your finger and ████ no it's their teeth yeah yeah you gotta get used to when you're like fishing the crazy thing is the second you like put your thumb in their mouth and you hold it up they stop wiggling right yeah it's like a ████ motor thing yeah if you're fishing and stuff like that and you're trying to take it off the hook they're like thrashing around the second you put your thumb in their mouth
8:29 it opens up their gills and then they stop moving is that kind of like is that kind of like pit bulls where they stop attacking when you put your thumb in their ass yes i don't think that works that's just joe that's what they say if joe gets all crazy we put a thumb in his ass he goes alright we should ask the jiu jitsu expert here yeah hey does that world check right does it do you put a thumb in a guy's ass and then he kind of freezes no it's actually the opposite like i feel like i'm okay this is this is actually really stupid but back in the day when we used to train and we were like back in the dark ages of mma we used to do this drill where we had a hard time getting off our back and that's like a paradigm in mma where a guy could hold you down and we weren't very good wrestlers so we had to like come up with our own ways so our buddy would be on his back a guy would be on top and the guy on top his job was to hold him down the whole time and then let the bottom guy get out and he couldn't get out so then we used to
9:19 get towels and try to whip our homie on the bottom and he would get out every single time he would like freak the ████ out and like get enough of a ████ energy like only encouragement yeah a low key probably with a finger in the ass like there's been times where like as jokes we try to like put fingers in our butts you know i mean and see what happens and they freak out and they they get out of position really easily but when it usually came to nick he just relaxed i started pushing back on that like whoa what are you doing what are you doing he just opens up and blossoms like a beautiful butterfly yeah he enjoys the ride that's my style so if you guys want to take classes for me hit me up at lion park academy [Music] [Applause]
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