0:00 The sirens went on. Bart didn't hear it, so he just thought it was a stupid ass car trying to cut him off. So Bart started honking like, "Huh, honk honk." And I'm like, "Damn, Bar, you're ████ telling this cop that what's right is right, huh?" >> Hell yeah. [laughter] Hell yeah. >> Welcome to another episode of Careful Boys, where we're going to uh tell you a little bit of a story. We had a slightly unique experience yesterday. Bart, would you like to tell us about the greatest police officer you were able to meet? Yes, sir. >> Dude, >> his name was Officer Dick Bag. [laughter] So, F1's going on in Vegas, right? And so, there's a lot of streets blocked off. So, like whatever your GPS routes you once you get there, whatever it said was blue or yellow, it's like all red. So, you kind of have to start rerouting. And everyone's frustrated. I get it cuz
0:50 everyone's like, "Oh, ████ I'm getting home from work. I'm trying to get to work or whatever." Our drive was supposed to be 30 minutes. I think it became almost an hour cuz we're trying to find like, you know, a way to go to eat. And then finally, we we we arrive at the place, which is literally like a block away. We just have to make one more turn and we're there. It was one of those where there was like a bunch of streets were funneling into that street cuz everyone needed to utilize that street to get whatever they were going. We finally get to the place where I'm about to make a left turn and all these cars try to cut in front of me. One of the ones that cut in front of me and I usually just let people got diarrhea or whatever. When when one car cut in front of me, they the weight was too long. They busted to you. They left. I'm like, "Oh, cool. It's getting shorter and shorter and shorter." And then there was this black car that keeps trying to like squeeze in and I'm like, "What the hell?" Like, you were nowhere to be found even like 5 seconds ago. So, if
1:40 people were waiting with me and they cut in front of me, I'll let them in cuz I'm like, "Oh, we're just in this together. I'm not in a rush." But if I see a car that I've never even seen try to inch in, I'm like, "Oh, you're one of those guys that was like in the back and now you ride the whole ████ shoulder and then try to squeeze in." So he was like, I could see out of the corner of my eyes going like this. I just go like this the whole time [laughter] or just like this. And then um uh and then when the light turned green, I started to make a left. Joe's like, "Oh, he he he turns. I start honking on." And then Joe's like, "Hey, the lights [clears throat] are on. The lights are on." I'm like, "What? What lights?" And then that's when I see uh it was like an undercover unmarked car, red and blues. And I'm like, "What the f███?" >> And then uh I pull I I turn and then what did he do? He goes on my side, right? And he goes, "Pull over. Um you hid my car. >> You hit my car." And I was like, "What the ████ What's like what's
2:30 >> Why is he acting like a scammer?" He's like, "You didn't see my lights. You didn't see my lights or hear my horn?" >> Yeah. >> No, your car's this small. >> Yeah. I didn't I I literally didn't really see your car. So I'm like, "All right, I guess you're gonna pull me over. Pull me over." But if you're like an undercover cop detective type guy, I'm like, why are you even worried about traffic ████ you know? Like it's that's like weird to me. That's like ████ uh like Denzel Washington Training Day like trying to give jaywalking tickets. Like he's trying to scam other people. So we go [laughter] so we go we pull I pull over and then I see out of my side view Mary walks to me and he didn't have any paperwork or anything in his hands and I was like, "Oh, he's not going to write me up." And he comes up to me and then what did he say? He was like uh like if there's lights you got to turn like pull over. >> If you see lights and hear sirens that means you got to pull over. >> B was like well I didn't. That's why I honked at you. I was like I did it. If I
3:21 did if I did I would. >> And he doesn't have the red and blue lights on the top of the car. They're like way at the back of the rear windshield. >> So I saw everything go down cuz I was sitting on passenger and I saw this like black sedan. It was like it looked like a regular car >> Chevy >> right next to Bart and so Bart was actually in the turning lane. So >> actually in there already. >> Bart was the first in the intersection waiting for the red light. The cop was right here in the lane that goes straight. Right. So then what ended up happening is when the light turned green, he just started driving like this. >> Really really close. Yeah. >> And I was like, "Oh s███." >> He cut Bart off basically >> after Bart let in a different car. So it's like >> Bart was like going like this and then as they were going like that I think he realized that Bart wasn't going to stop so he hit the lights. So it wasn't until
4:11 it wasn't until he cut him off and then Bart wasn't stopping that he went but then Bart didn't see that. So the funniest ████ is the he the sirens went on. Bart didn't hear it so he just thought it was a stupid ass car trying to cut him off. So Bar started honking like honk honk and I'm like damn Bart you're ████ telling this cop that what's right is right, huh? Hell [laughter] yeah. Hell yeah. >> Cuz he tried to pull his e fake emergency ████ just to cut him off. >> He should have flashlights before he tried to cut this guy off. He didn't. >> He looked like a Uber Lux. >> Yeah. And you couldn't even see it cuz when I heard the sirens, I started looking around. I was like, "Where the ████ is that?" I >> thought it was behind us, too. Cuz I'm like, "No way. It's that guy." >> So, the fact that he tried to cut him off first and then hit the lights and then get mad at him and accuse him of hitting the car was crazy. >> And then, aren't you supposed to turn on your lights if it's an emergency? So, if it's an emergency, don't you have somewhere else to go, not to come and
5:01 tell me off? >> That's what I'm thinking, right? So, he Okay, he's in an emergency, but he goes, "Hey, you need to pull over to so he could tell you when there's a ████ emergency going on, you need to stop." I ████ wanted to be like, "Well, aren't you going to go handle your emergency?" >> Yeah, >> but I wanted some Lolo's chicken and waffles. So, I was like, "Shut the ████ up, Joe. >> I want lunch." >> What did he say to you when he So, after he pulls pulls us over, he walks up to you. He says, "When you see lights, it's hard. You're supposed to stop." What else did he say after that? >> I think I said, "Um, I didn't see any lights." And he go, "You're telling me you didn't see my lights?" And in my mind, I'm like, "I really didn't." Cuz it's like, >> "If I did see them, I would have stopped." >> Some pretty cool like coilovers. It's like a 2.5 in lift. So, I really didn't. >> Yeah. You can't see them. >> From where I'm sitting, I couldn't see them either. And I'm in the middle seat back backside. Yeah. >> I wasn't really listening to his words cuz he was like so angry. I was just
5:51 trying to like He was pissed off. Yeah. >> His tone. And his tone was more one of those just like, "Yeah, I'm just I'm gonna tell you off because I'm trying to get this off my chest, but then it didn't really seem like um >> he's like trying not to have hemorrhoids." >> Yeah. >> Yeah. And then he just walks off. This episode is brought to you by RP Shrek. The allnew RP diet app is on sale for the first time ever for Black Friday. I've been using their diet app personally and have lost 10 lbs so far. It's so easy to use. You put in your current weight, the weight you want to be, and the amount of time you have, and it does all of the caloric and macronutrient calculations for you. How many meals per day, and how many calories per meal? It's so easy. And right now, they're having the biggest sale ever. Save up to $30 on a subscription. The sale ends Monday, so
6:42 don't miss out. To get the special pricing, go to rpstrength.com/rpskinny time. That's r s t r e n gt h.com/rps k i n y t i m e. That's rpstrength.com/rpskinny time and sign up now. >> No, he goes, you didn't hit my car, so you you're free to go. There's no damage. >> Yeah, that's what he said. There's no damage. >> We didn't ████ touch your car. >> He's saying Bart hit his car, but there's no damage, so you're good to go. And it's like, if Bart hit your car, there' be for sure damage, you dumbass. test. ████ a thousand% it did not touch. >> No scratch. >> We didn't feel a bump. It didn't touch for ████ We know what it feels like when you ████ scrape a car. >> It was one of the craziest like moments of like ego tripping from a police officer where I was like, "Bro, I just
7:32 got my car wrapped." I'm like, "No, not my >> That was insane." Can I just say also I was really I I was like a little bit shocked and impressed that cuz if he pulled me if it was me in that position and the God pulled me over if he came over immediately I apologize. >> You're [laughter] so Asian. >> Immediately I'm so sorry I got but but the way Bard handled it I feel like he was he was like >> he was in trouble. >> Yeah, he was in trouble. >> Okay. when when this dude he came out I I wanted to see his his his body language when he came out the car he was kind of like walking over and he saw this full side profile the side of his head and then he was like yeah man you better ████ chill out dude you better hey you better not hey you better yeah you're free to go dude >> especially how calm you were it was
8:22 probably like a ████ >> well I didn't do anything wrong I'm like what the hell >> yeah but I think like he's pro he's probably used to people being default scared but it was like >> and he looked young. >> He didn't He didn't know he was going to see a square head. >> When I looked at him, I [laughter] was like, >> he looked like he he's probably not even past 30. >> Yo, you think he's that young? >> He looked young to me. >> Well, like he looked beat up. >> He looked beat up. He did look beat up. >> He looked beat up. >> Tanning too much. >> I just think when I was looking at that energy, I was like, "Oh, you just a young dude trying to prove some s███." Like, yeah, >> he had a long day for sure. >> But then it's it sucks cuz it's just so obviously in the wrong. Like you're not you can't do that as a cop, right? >> Especially once he when we left the pullover scene, that's when he showed how wrong he was cuz he didn't turn his lights back on and go somewhere else.
9:12 >> He just filed into regular traffic like everyone else. And I'm like, you literally had no emergency. You just wanted to cut me off. That's all you wanted to do. >> Just wanted to cut you off. Yeah, cuz he made the same mistake that a lot of people did that day where they didn't see the cones and know that it was going to cut off that whole lane. Yeah, >> it was like three lanes funneling into one. He just wasn't paying attention. >> Just wanted to abuse power. >> And then on top of that, he had to get out of his car and >> and he had to flex. Yeah. >> Why? >> He wasn't even wearing like a police uniform. >> He was wearing like a collared shirt. >> The police are ████ The police are ████ awesome for the most part. But this is the exact reason why people ████ hate the cops. [laughter] This is the reason. >> It's all it takes is one, bro. >> Yeah. Because what if he wasn't so scared? And what if he took it up a notch? >> Oh, yeah. What if you know he could do so much ████ >> Yeah. Drag me out and beat my ass.
10:02 >> Yeah, ████ right, dude. >> I'm just trying to get chicken and waffles, man. >> Yeah, right. He probably couldn't pull you out of the car. [laughter] >> If you just sat there, he would be like, I saw that, dude. >> Anyone else in there with a more rounder head? I could talk to [laughter] someone more reasonable. Cuz you know, you know, you know guys that are like kind of weak like if they can get away with it, I gu that ████ has a personality where it's like, "Oh, you don't speak English? I'mma ████ with you today. I'mma," you know, like cuz I think the saving grace for you, bar is your license plate >> has a veteran thing on it. >> So when he pulls you over first, that's first thing he ████ sees, right? He walks up. So he can't be like he can't be all like, "I smell marijuana in the car. Get out." Dude, he should have been like, "When you see lights and sirens, you have to stop. Thank you for your service." [laughter]
10:54 And he rolls up and it's like five dudes in the car just chilling and just just looking at him, right? And then like >> he's like, "All right, well, ████ Are you free to go?" >> I wish he called us ████. That would have been really funny. That >> been great. >> That would be crazy. [laughter] >> That would be tight. Thank you, sir. >> Yeah. Thank you. A good a good cop experience I had though was uh did I tell you where I was like going like ████ o over a hundred down the 15 trying to get back to LA. >> Yeah. But that's everybody. >> And then I was going 100. I got pulled over. I was like ████ And then I was stressed out cuz I was been texting back and forth with my mom. And then so the cop pulls me over and then he was like um do you know how fast you're going? Like you're going over a hundred. And I'm like I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. He go what's going on? Like what what the hell? Like what were you thinking? I was I was just texting my mom. This is like stressing me out because you're going 100 TEXT, YOU STUPID ASS ████
11:45 >> YEAH. And he was like, "All right, man. Just just I get it. Just don't don't don't text her anymore. Just just get back on the road safely." And he let me go. >> He's like, "I hate my mom, too." >> I was [laughter] like, "Oh, s███." I just leveled with him. I was like I was honestly like it was one of those things where I was like, "Tmi like why would I even need to share that?" But I think I was just so stressed out. I was literally like, "My ████ ████ STOP TELLING ME ████ FUN S███." AND [laughter] then I'm sorry, sir. I was stressed out. I was ████ texting my mom. He was like, "All right, just just stop texting and just just keep your eyes on keep your eyes on the road." >> It's like a such a good guess for like a multiple choice question like what what could have got you. You know what I mean? Like man, you could have said so many different things. >> And he was highway patrol and they usually don't let anybody go because they are just about traffic. >> 100 you you literally could have had your license suspended. Someone would have had to pick you up from that spot. You'd have to go to court in the middle
12:35 of freaking nowhere. >> He was like sick truck though. And he left >> and he Yeah, he had this was this is when I had the white truck and he let me go. >> Wow. Did you speed off [laughter] >> 150 [laughter] and he's like there goes a guy at war with his mom. >> Yeah, that was really cool of that guy. But yeah, this guy was kind of >> Dude, arguing over funue stuff over text is so >> that's ████ funny. >> Getting raged out. >> Yeah, dude. That's too much, bro. >> What were you arguing on? The position of your bed and how it should face. how the door you see the backyard. >> It's tied It's tied to your to your life. That's how it is. >> So, she'll be like, "Uh, like like let's say I had ████ diarrhea away for a week or something. I'm just making it up, right?" She like, "What did I tell you? I told you not to put the cabinets next to the the whatever." AND YOU'RE LIKE, "B████, THAT'S NOT BECAUSE of that." >> Yo, Chinese, hey, raising canes. It's
13:26 not because of that, you stupid ████ [laughter] >> Chinese people are cherry pickers, bro. You know, >> they cherry pick their evidence. >> Yeah. or like like something that like really is like like if button crawls under your skin, right? Like something like uh drama happened at work, you know, that kind of ████ You're like, "F███, man. That thing happened again. This guy did whatever." And my and then like, "Oh, like what's happening at work?" And then you go, "Oh, man. I have to deal with this problem again." You know, this problem I ████ hate. And like really gets to me. She goes, "I told you your pillows got to be like this." And you're like, "B████, THAT'S NOT THE reason why." >> You know what? What they are? [laughter] They're scapegoat master. >> Scapegoat master. Yeah. Scapegoat black belt. >> Who would have thought, man? Who would have thought the cure for IBS was to make sure you can't see your back door from the front? [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Oh, I GOT A STOMACH ACHE. I know. Let's rearrange the furniture. [laughter]
14:16 >> This floor plan's making me ████ myself. My dad would be like, "That's why you can't trust Western doctors." He's like, "They don't know this stuff." >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But your dad worked on Lethal Weapons, so whatever he says is cool. >> He'd ADR for Jet Lee, dude. [laughter] Ah, I love Chinese magic.
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