0:00 cool and then I can't hear anymore hey Biden you just do whatever you want without listening to it hearing anybody [Music] all right and absolutely random and probably not necessary news for anybody to ever hear or care about check this out I was on I-95 southbound from Jacksonville all the way to St Augustine are finding a mysterious yellow line running down the middle of the interstate that's a hell of confusing now today we sent news for Jacks reporter Jim Piggott in our mobile Newsroom to find out where it came from and yeah are they just using uh just a line that's going straight or is it a cross it just is a ████ long yellow line for 20 miles and sometimes it just it's like somebody just decided to paint a yellow line for 20 miles and they just realized it
0:51 existed now it was it just showed up like late last Friday but it's throwing hella people off because people don't know what the right rule to follow is yeah because you know when you're dangerous wait you just you're just in automatic autopilot of like following traffic rules and signals when you see a dotted line when you see a solid line when you see a yellow line when you see an arrow you just understand something about that but when a random ass yellow Line's there everybody's ████ up did someone just like open the back trunk and then they spray painted the ground that's what I was thinking or like yeah like RV no open a door that goes under yeah how's it so straight yeah that looks professionally yeah it looks like a com like the company that actually does those usually doesn't happen pretty slowly though it's not like a fast it's not like you're you're going 65 miles yeah they're walking it seems yeah yeah
1:42 so they planned it during traffic jam so then they can do that slowly that would be the ████ funniest senior prank type like prank ever though for 20 miles 20 miles 20 miles somebody must have been high did the job wrong or something so my um the funniest thing on my name my neighbor on the cul-de-sac right he was annoyed of how many people would park on his like thing because he can't take the trash out so he just painted that ████ all red yeah just by himself like and then people stopped following it nice yeah what if he parks there and he gets a ticket that'll be hilarious so he's not even a real one goddamn and I painted myself yeah I do see those fools in La that'll like come out and like you know they own that orange cone yeah and they're just putting it there I hate those Foods man
2:33 right take that ████ seriously bro Cato that's just a racket though in K-Town you know what I mean it's like every parking lot it's like at a certain time it's now just valet yeah yeah and no matter what and that like as soon as it hits five o'clock everywhere he goes like this everywhere you go you see the families where they they they hold the parking they save it you guys see those yeah you can park two cars but the guy go in the middle Oh yeah and when the family comes they're like bro what kind of the system dude you got another 10 families in one apartment Jesus everybody got a Hustle
3:24 especially for parking bro get a bigger place people get shot over parking you know I almost fought a dude over a parking you should I think I think that's reasonable yeah why did you almost fight a dude because it was like late at night and some dude is just waiting at the the side of the parking just waiting for his friend and I'm like yo get the ████ out just get out I want to park right there and that's it and he's just like no way man no way and he just kept waiting there sitting down and I was just like yo get the ████ out of there so I try to park and you start screaming and I was just like you know what I'm gonna just let this one go yeah I was eating I was even trying to you know what I mean but no you should go back to that area and paint the curb bread and call the cops look at the end of the
4:16 day it's Kate's house I'm in L.A I don't know yeah well you're not in K-Town no I'm in West Hollywood we have to oh that area has more parking you have to have but there's like yeah West Hall or Hollywood it's like 50 signs on the pole yeah there's no parking from four to seven seven to three and then on the weekends Sunday okay Street sleeping on Monday dude that ████ is like you have to be like a competent college graduate to understand how to Parkinson or reading comprehension through the roof dude you know what I'm saying come on don't you got a city permit for people that can park there too yeah we have we have the guest one and uh residence awesome so our strong I didn't know that they do this for Pasadena right so I parked in front of my own house and got a ticket oh but you live in a nice area bro oh cause you need like an overnight pass or something in front of my own
5:07 house I can't use my own curb on my own house and they're like you need to have an overnight parking and I was like if you could prove that you live here then we'll wave it and I'm like oh okay so you go down to see the hall and then you do it but I had no idea and then from that point on could you park there you still have to get overnight passes well I was just being lazy because I have a driveway and a garage and I just didn't park in it I just parked on the street and walked inside oh man but yeah if you get a permit you can use that and park on the street do you pay for your pass oh yeah it's 80 a year it's 80 years who here has probably gotten the most parking tickets of all time not me It's gotta be between me and Bart I don't know I've gotten a good amount I think I've got a good amount but I don't think it's a lot I would say when I went to UCLA I got a ████ ton because they had a ████ ton over there and I got my car towed a couple times
5:58 like like there was one time like um in you know in apartments because they know parking's so scarce and people try to get an apartment close to campus uh just for the parking like you don't just get the room if you want parking up to pay additional yeah and then um one time I was like oh you know what like I my parking is actually between two pillars so I think I had a friend stay over and I just had them stay in my parking space and I'll just park in between the two pillars which isn't blocking anything for just like overnight and then I remember waking up in the morning and my car was towed I'm like ████ that's like 300 bucks as a honestly you don't have money you know and then UCLA has all the stupid la like this side Friday this side Thursday but then if the other if it's ████ Ash Wednesday then you gotta do whatever you're like God ████ damn
6:50 too happy Wednesday okay tell if you park on the if you park in the wrong Plaza for that restaurant whatever someone's watching you the whole time how do they even do that they have parking attendants don't they I don't know but ████ yellow house no but when we went to Trade Tech the one in South Central I parked at the McDonald's on my class only an hour I'm good I come out car's gone ████ yeah dude towed it how many times you got your car towed quite a bit by that time we're supposed to go golfing yeah with JK and I had to leave because Tiff got oh yeah yeah she parked we can't park on our street from four to six and it was a Friday and I realized since I've been walking my dogs whenever people park at four to six on a Friday
7:41 that's the only time they tow because they get you on the weekend so then you have to pay when you pick up the car on Monday it's double time yeah exactly exactly so throughout the middle of the week they just give people tickets but when it's on Friday they ████ you over hard so Tiff went out because the FedEx guy was blocking our driveway so she's like ████ it I have to be in a meeting she parked in the car on the street she forgot came back out to go golfing with us and she was like my car's gone and that ████ was like 600 bucks oh my God bro that ████ hurt that ████ bro and every time I see the parking people I want to be like ████ you get a real job it's crazy even just parking tickets are 75 bucks 85 bucks like it is ridiculous and you can't take your motorcycles though really nope can't just pick it up and take it away well I don't know about that part but
8:31 they can't take it they can't take it what do you mean they can't take it do you know all the spots all the streets that needs the the permit bikes don't they counted as like a bicycle or something I don't know but they just can't ticket it because I got two tickets for a minute and I called them they said oh sorry oh I don't know why I have no idea why motorcycles don't need permit a residence or anything like that dude motorcycle seems like the hacking and you guys could do carpool we could do carpool we could play Lanes we could park in front of store should we all be in Vietnam and just be on two wheels it's just more dangerous out here yeah just because no one knows who the ████ you just gotta have a loud ass motorcycle and people can be like what the ████ where's that sound coming from and they're gonna slow down they're gonna think I'm an attention-seeking loser that's fine as long as you get to your place on time but then what about
9:21 my eardrums when I'm older because I had such a loud motorcycle and then I can't hear anymore hey but then you just do whatever you want without listening to it hearing anybody that's a good point ████ because ████ be hearing too much yeah yeah ████ listening ain't listening too much right and you're just like huh ████ people yeah gunshots siren no carriages I don't know I'm playing my games seven years old fire that's the life bro I know I am at 70. I'm playing games you're still gonna be biking at 70. ████ yeah I'm gonna get a freaking crazier Harley bike [Music]
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