0:00 [Music] welcome back to an exciting episode of the careful boys featuring one of our favorite boys over here kat hey y'all careful girl we got a careful girlfriend it's like yeah new age you know gender bending concept you're a careful girl though careful girl is she careful are you careful i'm super careful i thought weed was a drug like two weeks ago remember it is a drug but it's just legalized now speaking of boys and girls did you guys see the island boys get booed at a club yes that's the ████ ████ were they good boys when you know the island boys the two guys with the french fries in their hair they're like island boys where the island boys racially ambiguous and a lot of tattoos their whole thing is just saying island
0:50 boy imagine two jamaican travis barkers except they're white yes yes with french fries they're all tatted up right yeah these guys yes reminds me of a little uzi they went viral like crazy right they even helped promote for the ufc with dana white all that stuff they did they they uh they showed up to this club so that that thing they were seeing it in the pool with their pants on it's a free style it's supposed but when they went to the club they sang the exact same song and then so they're like boy whatever and everyone's like ████ that's crazy very popular why there's no beat you know matching fits too they have the same like red puffer jacket vest black long sleeve what sucks is i can't break the news to taika because he loves them so far you think he's gonna care if he got booed if they got booed he won't care i
1:41 don't even know if he knows what a boo is i feel like he would join in and be like wow like that's the way we celebrate these really cool guys and uh right the energy is contagious i feel the energy of like boost doesn't feel good he gets all comfortable he's like i don't like the island boys anymore yeah that's what he's going to say every day i'm an island boy he loves them he's going to start calling island booze like that blue but uh yeah how i heard that they were like cuban or something what yeah that's what i heard to be honest i don't give a ████ about who these guys are so i really don't know i mean i'm interested how they even evolved to the form we see though they're probably so rich like how do you get french fry hair how do you get all these tattoos all over your body when you look like you come from a rich family like how do you evolve into that one where are they from because i think
2:32 that florida or something well that makes sense the island boys are fraternal twins from south florida who went viral for a song they freestyle together in a swimming pool on tick tock song goes wow because i'm an island boy and i've been trying to make it oh i'm an island boy okay whatever the lyrics don't make sense some of them looks like to the sun to the top wear a vest like it's nothing don't even rhymes they don't even rhyme soy tia it's my man so i'm not even gonna say their names because i can't read that but they've actually got pretty normal real names but i'm not gonna read that the boys explain they have cuban heritage like chandler johnson okay so like their online names are cody acred and flya soldier and then real name is frankie and alex damn how underwhelming that's so underwhelming shout outs right
3:22 to frankie and ellen frank and alex what's what's their last name do they have that in there or no no no i island boys don't have last names they uh their songs catchy though i saw another tick tock where like an actual musician musician that plays like drums saxophone all that stuff he made a beat to what they were seeing and it came out pretty sick bart just wants us to like the island boys hey you know what i hate here so i don't know anything about these people is this like a tick tock to the words all right here let me listen to how some words don't rhyme but they try to like change ball and rhyming with top or something
4:24 the dude on the right has way better bars though they're fascinating that's better bars better flow wait that dude i saw that picture where the guy has so much cash in his hand like i can't believe they're killing it with that he looks like this will hold cash in his hand every day michael but i know that's not real though that could be real for all i know i know man you never know with these guys out there you know these island boys he looks like that rugrats doll dude yeah they look also yeah they look like cynthia dude that's right it was a pretty chill song though i don't know it's moments like this when you go i'm a ████ boomer bro what the ████ is this no i go i had a missed opportunity for halloween us three could have been island [Laughter] it was get fake tats all over our bodies
5:14 i would have known that i would have just thought it was like six nine or something yeah true but maybe that's just like in right that's like kind of just the the fashion the style that's the way it is just like a collage of tattoos that just don't make sense probably yeah just a bunch a lot of like really really uh distinct and very edgy features whether it be like grills to like missing teeth or tattoos like in your nails so like you know head i want crazy fry hair yeah like really like people are actually uh surgically getting diamonds or jewelry and stuff like implanted in them so they have like third eyes and random ████ like that yeah yeah i'm gonna do french fry hair somehow i think it's expressive i think that's cool hey why it gets like super famous i think it's a debate whether or not people are like kind of the laughing with you or laughing at you they're laughing at these dudes for sure you know what i'm saying but i want to see him put on a t-shirt without messing up
6:04 his hair i know how does he put a shirt on i don't wear shirts don't wear shirts you never wear their hair like that every morning or it just stays like that oh yeah how do they sleep that must be so much upkeep i wish my anime was here because that fall used to literally have the most perfectly done like that ryan may he was an anime character his hair his ████ seriously looked like cloud stripe from final fantasy yeah every day and he would all and it wasn't just like uh he didn't ever come off as one of those pompous guys who probably took like 17 hours doing it because he would be willing to do like head spins like jump on his ████ head and stuff and then get up like yeah it's still perfect how the hell does that happen i don't ████ know it's ████ how's he so perfect i just love some people more why are you so perfect ryan's so perfect he's so ████ perfect he does have perfect hair maybe it's karma because his penis had to get so much surgery so then afterwards god's like all right you live through ████ homie
6:54 what happened to her yeah what's the story with the penis you guys got to watch that jk news episode we just started talking about his story in this episode without him he got circumcision at a later date later age 12 12. oh yeah that's pretty old and then when the doctor was jacking him off he realized he had a tumor in his ball side so he had to get another surgery through his appendix or whatever the ████ daddy did i heard that like going through his nipple or something had to go through his ████ throat yeah and then pull the ball because you can't cut the sex you gotta like go through the ████ ear all the way down you're pulling like yeah yeah yeah and then pull the ball out do surgery push the ball back oh they didn't take it out holy ████ but yeah this wow plus or minus yeah who knows yeah and you got it at 12 when you have like
7:44 random boners all the time so every time i had a phone there's just blood but that's the summary so you got to watch the whole jk news episode all right all right are you circumcised i am not a circumcised actor are you circumcised uh no not currently i might do it later in life really thinking about it you know but not in together but at the same time yeah at the same time yeah just just me you know different like you guys are circumcised yeah yeah why did you guys deny being asian yeah what do you mean deny being most asian guys are most asian parents don't get their kids i've wanted to be white my whole life are you catholic huh are you catholic i just want to fit in oh okay god no my parents are buddhists okay why do you think why do you think some asian parents make the decision to do it when they don't do it back in asia you know what i mean maybe they couldn't afford it is your dad circumcised uh i haven't seen his dick and
8:34 you never asked a real long time i think he is though yeah i think he is i want to say he is i thought they don't do it in vietnam i don't know i actually don't know if my dad's circumstance you should ask him every time i saw his dick he had a boner call him [Laughter] wait is it were you a fine ass baby no it was because like every time i saw him peek i remember seeing his dick when i was a kid i'm like whoa that's huge and now that he was probably just big like a bigger person so you just thought he had a boner because he had warning wood now i realized because i was a kid and i was like man that thing is big and stiff well you're just sitting in the bathroom in the morning just waiting for the morning wood to come through you know when you're like three feet tall that's just your view everywhere so you're like i could be playing in the laundry basket the eye level will do my best yeah and then there's a ████ your dad's just peeing somewhere always he probably walks into the bathroom and i just go whoa he's peeing from a
9:25 different height than me and i look i'm like was he doing the boner thing where he has to like bend down like this i don't remember i don't remember those details i just remember you bend down from the torso versus just like pushing it down a little sometimes sometimes yeah yeah sometimes it depends it depends on the day you know unless you pee on the back of the toilet that's why you gotta like exhale so that you're not like fighting the like pressure yeah you gotta you gotta center your chi first before you pee with a boner i have i have the the lady of the room a question so like have you had both uncircumcised and circumcised dicks uh no i have only slept with like four people in my life and they're all circumcised they were all circumcised today's video is brought to you by upstart it's almost a new year so it's time to start thinking about your resolutions how about adding financial freedom to the list with a little bit of help from upstar upstart is the fast and easy way to pay off your debt with a
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11:06 off the record and don't forget to use this specific url so they know that we sent you go get it baby loan amounts will be determined by your credit income and other information that you provide on the loan application go to upstart.com off the record and get your financial freedom today damn it because i want to ask does it feel different i always wanted to just because i feel like that's unexplored territory i heard it feels better for the guy i don't know about girls oh well i wouldn't know because i i can't compare yeah that's why it's better for the guy because there are more nerves on your foreskin getting rid of the foreskin kills awful lot of nerves so you still have more you have more sensitivity if you still have but i heard that uncircumcised guys come too fast yeah see i still have that problem i've done research on online and of
11:57 course you have my course yes wait are you uncircumcised i am i'm circumcised but sometimes i just go on like random research tangents and i'm like well what is it like to have sex with an uncircumcised you know for women or for guys you're into what they say what they say and one of the things that people say is that um it's like way less smelly when it's circumcised it's obviously smelly there's like way less uh you know skin for steps to hide in eugenic issue you should be clean yeah you gotta clean out your meg i shower before i ████ yeah but sometimes you don't have time though oh yeah michael's at the forest bro he's always in a rush to ████ this guy that wasn't a rush in life michael said time is money and i gotta ████ now i don't know mike was a player like i don't have time for a shower let's go into that
12:47 amp and bathroom baby yeah mike's like we only got two hours i can't be wasting time on showering he's on a road trip and ████ he goes wide up all over honey like do you schedule your love making sessions no but maybe i should because we're pretty busy and don't have time and i feel like it's like tiredness wins out a lot of the time it's like you know like you schedule yours right honestly bart puts it in his schedule it's tough but it's tough with the kids though you said that you send geo google invite requests no you know what helped out a lot though school yeah oh yeah tell that ████ to go to school school right because like i think i think everyone also has their horniest period you know throughout the day some people are morning ████ and night ████ both me and g are actually the horniest mid-day tight and then that's
13:39 like the most unproductive time i know so what you're saying about like in an hour and a half you're gonna like randomly be like really hot you're just gonna be like this on the side [Laughter] i'm always walking my hips forward my shirt off yeah i gotta leave with your dick man he has to get a brisk walk or he's gonna try to ████ one of us no but school helped out because then now at night we're still gonna get just as tired because of the kid but then at least midday um there's open time you know we're not under superb time under child supervision you don't have to schedule your ████ anymore we'll schedule it sometimes too like and it doesn't work out cause you're so ████ tired scheduled time be usually if you had to
14:29 schedule one good question 30 in the morning when he wakes up right before ████ i had to schedule like in between the workout as a workout super set as a pre-workout right there probably right after a workout is the best really shower after that because you're all pumped up huh cause he's all looking at himself like i feel good now no because you know your endorphins are going like you just like hit some heavy squats or whatever like your test is high it just feels good but what if you got to be productive that day and then you bust nuts and you're just like i'mma go to sleep this sounds like a personal experience yeah i can't dude if i ████ do it in the morning man i'm like oh no i'll go back to sleep missiles come narcolepsy yeah what's your optimal time joe for lovemaking nighttime i'm a nighttime lover i feel like i'm like a afternoon time you know not too early no afternoon tea kind of guy i am
15:20 but like i also have done it before work as well and i do realize that um sometimes i just feel really horny before i have to do a lot of stuff just like procrastinating or something but uh that's like some college ████ dude you're like oh i gotta study oh i got too much anxiety i gotta get this out of my system and you ████ watch some porn you beat off and then you just go to ████ sleep and yes you get no ████ words i'm all the way with you all the way until go to sleep i remember how to like big examine in your life okay before i study i gotta jack off to get out the ████ wiggles yeah and then you ████ jack off and you just pass out and you're like ████ i missed like four hours of studying you got to get out the wiggles yo yeah i get the wiggles out but i don't think i like passed out i think i was really efficient with my uh wigglage yeah yeah you don't wiggle too hard that you're gonna no i'm not i'm not doing like 90 minutes of porn in order to get my
16:10 wiggles out you know what i mean i'm like i'm like i got the anxiety i'm gonna get it out i'm gonna ████ beat off to something that i know it's a go-to the only true way to get the wiggles out you gotta edge at least five times at least five yeah and then by the time you bust on the sixth time you're like oh yeah then you immediately fall asleep yeah with your pants around your ankles i do have to agree with you there because if you edge five times like the squirt's like way more intense it's the bellagio show as a lady before you do stuff do you ever feel like you got to get a nut off before you do a bunch of like chores or errands or like i'm not aaron i do feel like i have to get enough off in order to sleep a lot of the time so if i i feel like i am staying up later than i should i'll keep jacking off yeah uh until i fall asleep
17:00 and sometimes that'll be like round after round after round i just like i need to sleep yeah yeah you got to get out your system wow so you do it almost every night then uh only when i can't sleep i'm so tired yes absolutely and my girls get energized from orgasm sometimes but i feel like i also know my body well enough to know like how to make myself want to go to sleep after all these guys are like cat uh you want some more coffee i heard uh you you're trying to get her to ████ sleep not sleep and ████ after they hear this i remember telling my boyfriend that once and he like gets so weirded out by the thought of me jacking off which is like so weird he used to like work important he's like like an actual sex worker but he's so like i think i've domesticated him so much because now
17:50 he's like going to cut down christmas trees and ████ like he only wants to like have sexy time on like a sunday after he showers after his workout he's like super like docile now and i'm just looking at him like this is not what i signed up for you're like i wanted a ████ porn star what the ████ bro and now i have like a it's like one of those girls who will adopt a pit bull who's like on the verge of getting euphemic euphemized and then she brings them home and suddenly he's in like a sweater like only eats like organic dog food like that's what i did with my boyfriend yeah that's your fault then yeah it is because you you turned you you really turned a hoe into a housewife i know are you the first one ever yeah i think so people told me it couldn't be done yeah so you did it this would happen i did it see vietnamese girls dudes vietnamese girls man they got to
18:40 exchange you that's true rick they always say like girls want to fix dudes and they're like that's impossible bro what are you doing but then they all want to be cat that's what it is what's the secret to your success um i think the secret to my success is one i think i got a good one because he's one of those guys with like um like attachment issues because he didn't really have a family growing up so he's like craves attention it's really like damaged goods you have a hostage issue is number one cell phone to piece back together because he's like he was one of those guys who like he went after me and i wanted nothing to do with him and then when i did i think i had shown him a lot of love and affection he hasn't had in a long time and so every time we fought and i would tell him like oh i don't want to like be with you anymore he would then crumble as a
19:31 thought of like oh i'm not going to have this love and affection any longer like i think i like basically gave him stockholm syndrome it's like a lot of verbal and then love bombing i think that's how i got him but he's like into it so it's not like a bad toxic thing he loves it you probably do do you guys roll role play like him being an american prisoner of war in vietnam i wish i wish i wish he would do ████ like that he will not do ████ like that anymore i talked about how he doesn't want to have a threesome like he literally doesn't want to do anything fun like nothing do the rambo scene where you have leeches on your nipples and your vagina and then you have to cut the leeches off absolutely oh my god i would have a ████ fuel day with that but meanwhile he's like no that's too much he has to be like in a bamboo jail cell and then you're just like a soldier like guarding him and he has to ████
20:22 seduce you so he could get out of prison we gotta build a bamboo jail i also wanna do that tropic thunder scene with the like really young drug lord uh beating simple jack and then he could be simply civil jack do we know that john chung he's not a young guy anymore he's that young anymore buddy brandon [Laughter] that's crazy yeah we shot danger boys with them you
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