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Food Review: Jollibee

#spaghetti#chicken#dietfood#gravy#louisiana
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0:00 it's [Applause] here hurry up it's going socked up hurry up it's getting socked up [Music] already so um in case you guys saw our last episode we were food reviewing we were eating Louisiana's Fried Chicken Louisiana Famous Fried Chicken Fried Chicken and uh it was good it was all right but now we got Jollibee on the way and it's almost here we're going to be eating that and the you've never had it no Nei right and you've never had it never had it okay then we'll get some really honest opinions unbiased on which one is better S it's [Applause] here sports bra hurry up it's getting soed up hurry

0:50 up it's getting soed up it's getting soed up hurry getting soed up right now it's so so what the going on with you why is it so big dude that's a big bag so back size is already bigger you see how big that bag is yeah cuz you guys are ordering more things thank you than thank you okay you got three piece W A Biscuit three piece I got three piece a biscuit did you get no I got a sandwich who got a aoha chicken sandwich I okay look at the presentation hey everyone look at the presentation you saw the Louisiana dude the presentation here so classic look at that and it came with a biscuit that looks like when you when you get chicken at like the bear look how crispy look how crispy

1:41 this is O I like the coloring on it too it looks very nice Aon can I have some of your chicken who got spaghetti hey look at the color got SPH Ryan look at the color they can see the grease on one looks like old oil right old oil and new oil look at color yeah mash potatoes you guys have more drinks gravy Mac who else got the gravy and Mac who else got the gravy and there a bunch of french fries in here can I have a bite of your chicken since I got the sandwich thank you I didn't get a juice so this one's definitely crunchier and juicier but the Louisiana has more seasoning three piece with a bis you already started yeah got you have to Aon you got the spicy one no spicy yeah glistening that's the juice two piece

2:33 with a biscuit gravy well there's just gravy and then they give you mashed potatoes who got a two-piece the biscuit who got two-piece I think I got who got mashed potatoes who got mashed potatoes thank you who got rice I did thank you CH hey spoon yes please who got rice I got rice in I told you you got to eat f with the rice dude you want some rice no did you get mashed potato I did not you got to get fried chicken with rice aon's missing her chicken did you get mashed potato hey what's in that one thank you spaghetti why' you get spaghetti what with the chicken where's the is there an extra pineapple drink somewhere yeah it should be there did you did you drink this one yeah here we'll share this here

3:24 then this there's an extra one to wait that's yours right there okay that's mine here this is yours oh my God I didn't get this is so fun okay if somebody needs one who needs uh who got pies I don't know but I'm not eating none of that garbage truth I'm eating Louisiana famous good luck so I already took a bite and it's crunchier and juicier already skin but the seasoning is better Louisiana it's sweet thanks mate yeah the Louisiana one has a lot better flavor the flavor is better just crispy but the quality of the chicken is crunchier and juicier oh you guys it's so light and crunchy here we go oh yeah oh my god oh dude have you guys seen the movie Chicken Run I don't know Joe I don't know yeah that's bomb all

4:18 about it mhm I'm biased though I wouldn't even trust my own opinion why you have to ask the girls why are you biased because this is one of my favorite things to eat I got bored of it after I ate it twice here here's a health PSA if you were smoking cigarettes which lung would you want this lung or this lung like I'm going to dip it oh but the Chinese every kills me faster how's the spaghetti is it good mhm you want spaghetti you want to try yeah I'll try I never tried it actually so while we're mukbanging real fast eat it with the sa I want to bring up something that I don't think you guys have talked about on JK news what is it but you know that one mukbanger who was like super fat and he just like lost oh avocado Nado avocado that was that was

5:08 like one of the most mind-blowing like things I ever saw like this year he's ████ cuckoo though oh yeah 100% dud he pre-recorded it while he was losing weight oh ████ that's so good okay this is Bomb anybody you want to try this that's so tasty oh my God the pineapple and the flavors with that genius oh wow I know oh you've been drinking it oh ████ we exra anybody want to try this I think that might be better than Chick-fil-A this are really good there's pineapple on it bacon I might good I don't know what the sauce is but it's delicious that's so good is that like a newer item I I feel like never chicken thing M dude that's better than chickf I had that last year when I went it really good oh I guess it's not that new I think it's called like a Aloha sandwich or something honestly reminds me of the Aloha sandwich from Red Robin oh yeah like you know the bonsai was a beef but the Red

5:59 Robin baby we used to work at reded not the same yeah not the same one let's see if we could do some ASMR okay I got my review [Applause] ooh this might be winning in a way he might got some lead here what's your what's your review you need some rice to have an accurate review he got his rice did you get rice oh no not with that though he got spaghetti that Rice okay on this review yeah honest review I'm going to be honest as hell yes you don't lie I won't lie only honesty I hate lying me too so Jollibee I'm going to be honest with you guys your chicken's fresh and first bite's really good but when you keep chewing on it there is a little bit of a dull at the

6:50 end so when Joe said he got bored towards the end I understand what he was saying the thing about the Louisiana chicken by itself in the beginning it's impactful right off the rip and then going through the whole bite and chewing it was still good so I think Louisiana might have gotten eight and a half and I think Jolly B got a solid 8.3 oh my God very close game very close game but honestly Louisiana is it's it's it's fun all the way through and and from the looks of the chicken it seems like you guys had a hotter juicier chicken yeah which will bias everything cuz if Louisiana came out hot

7:42 and juicy yep cuz it was a little bit dry yep yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what I'm saying it's much more impactful I think we need a gold oh yes please I would love some more oh you got to do the uh the challenge so you take this skin off the chicken you fill it with rice and then you put gravy in oh ████ that sounds crazy so you use the the chicken skin like a tortilla wrap that's insane that sounds good I'm doing it right now doing it right now chicken skin with a little bit of meat in it oops Yeah put the rice in the in the skin gravy this is a little too crazy guys fried chicken for lunch wow no I actually like Jolly not like we usually anything healthier though come on why but it doesn't make me too sleepy guys are mashed potatoes are fire yeah that's good too mhm do the

8:32 burritos make you less sleepy m not the way I get it I'm a baby I think the only time I'm not sleepy is if we get like wobber grill or something yeah everything else feels kind of the same Y at this point I just consider working at JK news like cheat days because we always eat the most like just we used to get Chipotle and sometimes we get a pizza attack but I haven't ate Chipotle in like 4 years wow I don't like Chipotle you like Chipotle cuz we ate it so much I thought it's a good macros meal that's why so to me it's like I think I ate it so much that I can't do it anymore once something is diet food in my brain then it just stays that way like it's not enjoyable waste your pleasure time eating Chipotle even SEO like highand chicken chip is I'm like oh that's diet food yeah it just goes into another oh no diet food huh

9:25 how was that diet food cuz that's I used to eat that a lot when I'm like tracking it's easy to your meat and your rice okay you know what In-N-Out that's what happened to me too with In-N-Out what diet diet food I viewed it as I know it's stupid right but then also it was like my everyday like you just can't get a combo meal at that quality at that price Y and I ate it every day so after a while I was like oh I don't know if I can eat it anymore this pineapple drink's really good though so it's refreshing rips dude you also got pies too anybody want fries oh man I didn't realize you got Fri those look so greasy I love it oh yeah I have fries like leing through the carart yeah I want to see what kind of fries that

10:15 is fries and gravy poutin that's extra work I'll do it fries and gravy dude you're out there kneeling oh you it's like McDonald's grab half of it no it's okay okay did you know that um the jollybee guy the the the owner yeah he modeled all of this like McDonald's whatever McDonald's does he tries to copy wow oh that's so funny well he out did himself I'm one degree away from the CEO of Jolly the owner because cuz of me the guy so I met um this guy in Vietnam who um his family owns this coffee shop chain called Highlands coffee and um

11:08 their group they're friends with the Jollibee peoples and then they bought uh Coffee Bean together oh yeah so Jollibee actually owns Coffee Bean that's why they're Boba now yeah oh Coffee Bean has boba yeah it's got better what the they have all these Asian things there that's tight yeah oh wow and then the backstory as to why they did it was pretty funny cuz you would think it's like all about business right mhm but the only reason why they did it was a ████ you to Starbucks because the CEO Starbucks guy disrespected him when he came to Vietnam oh cuz they're like like Lamborghini Ferrari and he was like Hey you know um southeast Asia is a different market and then he was like you know um just let us

11:59 know if you have any questions because you know it was a challenge for us to get started and all that and then he looked at him and laughed and said we don't need your help we're Starbucks so he goes okay that's so mean of then damn but I'm like what kind of billionaire level ████ is that where you're like okay well ████ you then I'm going to buy coffee bean and I'm going to compete with you in the US and I'm going to yeah and I was like like the best ████ you ever and then I think they could barely open up a couple of shops and uh of Starbucks in like Vietnam and all those places because like um they just couldn't like get their get in they just didn't let them they were getting blocked out yeah because of these guys wow I kind of love that honestly I love when that happens yeah that's what happened with the Lamborghini guy what what's the Lamborghini he started Lamborghini because he was so unhappy

12:49 with his Ferrari and they disrespected basically when he was trying to bring up problems with it they didn't want to hear it wait which one was a tractor was it Lamborghini Lamborghini yeah tractor tractor he was yeah it was a tractor guy it was a farm equipment thing yeah isn't it funny though how pettiness can like drive people to like some people are like super sensitive to being disrespected too like they're like I am this how dare you yeah I feel like being petty is more drive like of a driving Factor than like hate or love yeah it's just like oh really I'll show you exactly plus it's like at that level once you're already successful you already know that when that Drive hits you you're going to kill it you know like you already know that when something wakes you up like that but how do you get make surge of inspiration

13:39 morning being super petty man Petty I want to instead of like thinking of like cuz when I do get pity I'm like I just want to fight them but how do you like Channel it into a like a talent or like a business competition or whatever like I'm like that's so cool I think that's what it takes to become like a billionaire you're so petty but you like yeah but look at this mango pie though that's why you got to like continually push yourself out of your comfort zone cuz like most of those areas of growth come from like people just in your life that piss you off and make you go like I'm going to show you like how dare you like test don't test me don't test Mead about themselves what do you think of the mango pie it's like the McDonald's apple pie but mango wow there you go there McDonald's

14:30 everything's McDonald's hell McDonald's yeah it is very similar think of that well I'm full it's a good item it's very see that's why I don't like the spaghetti cuz if McDonald's sold spaghetti I would also be against that what I don't know I don't know if I would ever get it you don't like spaghetti I don't like spaghetti I love spaghetti but theirs is like weird the reason it's packed with this is cuz it's a a lot of Filipino people eat spaghetti but it's a Filipino style spaghetti what's it it's like ketchup it's more it's more sweet yeah it's more sweet yeah so they that's why it's the part of the menu H okay I'm going to say something that's going to upset some of you guys I don't like rice and I don't like spaghetti no wonder that Vietnamese guy didn't work no wonder didn't work out with Trang or whatever just a noodle girl just a noodle girl so you like noodles but you don't

15:21 like spaghetti are you saying noodle or menudo yes they're the same thing what is it about spaghetti that you don't like tastes like vomit what what no way I agree Oh you mean Oh you mean like the cheese one I know what you sometimes it can though the like sauce the marinara it's too is it too sour or something something it's like has that Six Flags taste yeah Six Flags sometimes sometimes plastic spaghetti the noodle itself is probably my least favorite noodle the spaghetti noodle yeah it's my least favorite yeah give me a pen I like fet more like pen Linguini I like angel hair angel ha angel hair is good so you don't like marinara sauce I do you like mozzarella sticks yeah what mozzarella sticks but I'll dip them in rant I mean

16:11 I do but it's okay so you don't like pizza I'll get pizza but I would prefer like white sauce you like pizza really that's different I think it's the the tomato with the noodle really and also that yeah it just cuz it is one of the most popular combinations out there m maybe you're you have an advanced palette I mean I I definitely think I do she's fancy I am odd that was a good review that was good yeah mhm seriously Chicken on chicken Aaron which Aaron what one is better do we do we do it now or do we wait till after the pie do it now I think this was like so close I this was like an 8.2 for me just because I got sides with it yeah sub but like the other the other chicken I feel like the other chicken wouldn't hurt my tummy if that makes sense to you guys this

17:01 looks like it's like like it's got some oil in it so like tummy girl problems like that might be like what is it worth it that's my thing like it would be worth it so it's very close it's like a 7.9 and 8.2 Jolly Be win yeah but not like just cuz you the Sipes nice I can dip them in my gravy this is the best chicken sandwich I've ever had that was so ████ good that's pretty tight wow that that really was like like I said it was an explosion in your mouth I didn't even know about that sandwich if I have no idea what's on it besides bacon pineapple cheese and there's some sauce I don't know I could eat this every week easy pineapple goodness and I think that's an unfair comparison cuz you got to go Chick-fil-A versus that you talking bone in chicken okay bone in I will I no this is better than Chick-fil-A for sure you don't get pineapple at Chick-fil-A

17:52 M but I would rank this a 9.3 wow yes and that's just based on the chicken actually wait yeah the for sure in the N this for sure in the N that's good to know she did get she got a piece of my chicken I did I had a piece of your white meat I had a piece of your dark meat MH very I can feel my arteries like I'm like CH now my cholesterol is high I'm aware of them America this is waking me up maybe cuz I didn't eat anything there you go yeah great one of the most iconic trilogies ever created put in the comments below other places you think we should try if again if we miss the mark on chicken and you know of a place that's better we've never heard of it let us know what that is uh and we'll keep doing these food

18:42 reviews also please don't hold me accountable for saying bad things about the Jollibee spaghetti

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