0:00 [Music] your opinion of this may change or it might stay the same but it's going to keep my mouth shut [Laughter] a woman was sucked no it's not that and bart's like i'm sticking to this man say though bart's opinions go back in time as he gets older so this is uh this is in the uk a guy uh confronts a burglar in his home and uh stabs him to death and the uh homeowner is then sentenced to 19 years in jail come on what yeah wait what so the burglar comes to the
0:50 guy's home and the guy stabbed him in the home defense or self-defense and then he has 19 years this must be in san francisco burglar ████ the judge like yeah judge's son i mean that's like some california laws right where like if the burglar slips and falls in your house and then he sues you we're like exporting our laws now but the thing is that saves you this is weird but i think there's insurance that you can get for that what for that slip of 500 well yeah and to defend yourself i don't doubt that as insurance you can get for anything yeah you can get insurance yeah exactly that's what you could ensure ████ ass change like it was like like i softly heard that you know i can't you know fully remember we heard it yeah yeah i can't fully remember where i heard he's dropping a conversation
1:42 what's the term what's the term when you have a like a fund for these types of slush fund like a slush fund when you have money set aside for just in case this politician wants to ████ all these hookers and make them like hush-hush like hush money like a band-aid yeah it's like it's usually like taxpayer money so it's kind of nice for the politicians yeah because it's not their own it's funny but it sucks so what do you think what do you think happened here so like well i i know like um just from having uk friends and stuff their lucky idea their idea their id their their whole their the way that they perceive the us right and you know how we have the castle law and you know how like we shoot a ████ if they come into our house whatever they think that's ridiculous they're they think they think it's
2:32 excessive or they think it's like it's excessive because so what here's the thing what's the alternative yeah because it also comes from maybe the le the type of crime is different because in the u.s right you might have someone who's on pcp that comes breaks into your house ████ rapes your whole family and then stabs them after and they don't even steal ████ so like yeah you don't know the intention you don't know if they're gonna come in and maybe steal your ████ chocolate box and run away or they're there to like rope up your whole family and then do torture you don't know you don't know you ████ don't know that's why in the states it's like if they're just coming in you just shoot ████ first you just don't know maybe out there it's just like oh it's not worth a life and it's like what do you mean it's not worth the life they're gonna you don't know what they're gonna do to you the best thing too is they they judge us so hard over there they're like man americans are ████ crazy and
3:23 they're like yeah so that's why we we we kind of react if somebody's in our ████ house well that's a little much i think right so like for them they're like it doesn't make any sense if someone's just coming into your house to steal things why should you kill them and we're like i don't know if they're here to steal well that's probably not that's probably not their culture though like our culture consists of like yeah crazy ████ you know like when you think about it our states have castle a lot too like california doesn't happen what's up sorry what's castle law so there's actually castle law has i think uh three tiers and i believe california is a third tier but the first one is if someone steps on their lawn you could just blast them anyone that has uncomfortable california that's like temperatures yeah if it's your own property yeah gardeners just go down daily yeah it's a real problem actually it's a big problem the third one is they gotta walk up with all their equipment they announce themselves the third the
4:14 gardener that person the trespasser has to have have to present a lethal threat where you literally feel like not only where's it and it's here yeah that the third one so where where not only do you feel like your life is in danger your family's life is in danger and there's nothing else you could have done like you can't jump out the window or do anything like that that's number three and the number two is like somewhere in the middle i think it's just danger i think it's just danger with someone rolling up to your ████ house like that's what yeah i'm a ████ that i don't know that does not live here like you're just gonna roll it yeah what are you doing that's what happens with cops nowadays in america yeah cobble wrote your house you might die i'm gonna uncover certain details as we go and then tell me if your opinion changes at all texas is number one by the way though what do you mean the tears i think hawaii is even worse than california in the sense where um
5:05 you can't really protect yourself you have to run out of the house if you have a chance to you gotta jump into it so she comes in you gotta grab your surfboard why don't you go to kauai when the burglar comes you have to tie yourself up here's some more details they just shall help me so the guy who's the homeowner is a drug dealer oh the guy who came to rob the house was coming to steal the drugs not a customer he had to kill him he's gonna take still justified yeah dude i mean that happens all the time yeah where drug dealers get robbed because they like they're like you're not gonna call the cops okay yeah true my dad used to do it oh yeah this is what he would do you could rob other
5:55 drug dealers oh ████ lucrative yeah it's good business you still don't know what the ████ they're gonna do in your house yeah all right but like also i mean if the guy's a drug dealer yeah he's probably on edge yeah it's funny that he stabbed him because it's like that's uk so how about this the robber was unarmed how do i know that yeah that's the that's the other thing how do you know if they're i'm not going to hurt you yeah did he do that trust me i don't have nunchucks underneath my jacket hey why did you bring that up did you do that is that in a statement where is like you know he got caught he's like or is there food he was clearly unarmed yeah i have no weapons he was completely naked holding his hands in here i don't know just here for the drugs yeah so what do you i mean that might be justified then
6:46 still justified so was he on uh was the guy who came in to rob like was he just a crackhead so no he wasn't a crackhead so he was a he was a drug dealer himself probably how would you try to rob someone unarmed like that's the weirdest okay where the drugs are they waited for the guy to leave and he did leave and then uh they waited for his wife who also lived there to like go outside at least they were nice about that yeah then they went when they you know at the perceived time that uh they felt like the guy was in there they go in so they're burglars they're not yeah that's there's a difference yeah there's no intentions like the dudes from home alone oh
7:37 so they go in there and then uh what happens is the guy actually comes back and catches them here's what actually happened okay and this is why he got to 19 years so the guy's unarmed the homeowner comes in and stabs the dude multiple times the guy like runs away is now outside oh that's outside so in the first initial stabbing that he stabbed him right above his eyebrow the blade broke off in the guy's head oh so we got another knife still like runs away he's outside homeowner chases him out pins him against the car with the broken knife continues to stab and slice him up to the point where the dude is just he's just dying and that he goes out of his way to continue just like over
8:29 he only got 19. and what about the other guy he just ran away well there were two other guys that they just ran away yeah dude i can't say i wouldn't do the same ████ honestly just in the moment being ████ yeah so uh because i'll be thinking about they're gonna come back and kill me so i need to ████ kill them ████ dude that's i feel like that's yeah irrational to be honest especially as a drug they already know where you live you don't know where they live they've already been in my house gotta catch one of them yeah please yeah so he stabs him in the neck three times with the broken knife outside severs his jugular veins jesus christ what's a jugular vein it's the one that you can't fix yeah the main thing once it's the one that if it's severed you're probably gonna die like in like under three minutes you're bleeding like under three minutes so that dude is now on the ground bleeding out the homeowner gets in his car and tries to run him over
9:21 holy ████ this guy's hardcore now would you still go that far he then misses the body imagine getting in your car just for the interview this is the uk so he probably has a mini cooper or something too so he's just trying to run him over whatever it was a fiat 500 kept rolling his ankle dude so the guy survived a couple rolls oh he gets in the car tries to run him over misses and hits a garden wall like he hits some other thing and the brick fell off and hit him in there oh man yeah so the judge because of all these details was like that's just way too much yeah that was too much assault on his end yeah well that kind of thing here like that's yeah right here right yeah yeah right that's life here yeah there that's right yeah over there they're like they could write a book on
10:12 vengeance for that one yeah yeah that crazy thing is that the reason why uh he even noticed the burglars was because he had a ring cam so see dude yeah but that's where the judge goes hey you saw in the ring cam that they were already there you could just like expose that they're caught and they can't continue the burglary but instead he turned into ████ jason voorhees right so he wouldn't want to expose that their cop because that would be like calling the cops that's what complicates the entire situation is because he's a ████ drug dealer and they already know that he's a drug dealer your honor i can't be looking like a ████ what else they gonna ████ keep disrespecting me and then the judge is like our word yeah you're right you're right yeah the ollie g comes out like if i do this nobody on the street is gonna rot me again that's true my house got robbed before
11:03 and uh and i saw them and i went to go get my gun and they all hop the fence and stuff like that and then when the cops came i was just trying to like really understand what what the law would be and um they said that if like i got corn because there's four dudes if i got cornered by all four and i felt like my life was in danger i could probably shoot and get away with it but the problem is if the minute i pull out a gun and all four of them get scared and turn their backs on me and then if i shoot in the back yes then i'm deep deep deep ████ really but aren't you already in danger by people you should rob people dude yeah but that's why it's so ████ hard i should rob people like this yeah like that's that's a tough one because like you're already in danger with ████ four random people yeah in your
11:53 house who's making these ████ laws man everyone gets a second best friend you gotta have anything what i'm saying yeah i got you give me all your ████ money so that's the tough part with like the tier one castle law states it's like you gotta play this like yeah like you know or if like let's say some dude's on top of you right outside of a gun you have a knife some juice on here let me let me show the dentist okay so like knife right and this guy's a really good rob and somehow if i stab him here that's cool my life is in danger homie just trying to ████ but then if i'm on top of him like this and he stabbed me in here no no the other one would be if i looked like i pushed you off get on the floor i pushed y'all i'm gonna get off you can't see the phone and then i come like this now it's a song on my end oh what the ████
12:47 so that's like imagine two dudes like a robber and a guy defending himself but they're both very versed in the law so they're constantly trying to oh no no no no no no illegal illegal we need a referee it looks like ████ robbing with the stars and ████ [Music] you
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