0:00 I was embarrassed cuz everyone was laughing at me at Walmart he can't walk the same the SI not big enough it wasn't in Chinese it was in Chinese language inar he can't show off his ass for like 5 months I walked out of w his ass is worth 6 million oh yeah I insured my butt first and then I went and I fell on my butt in [Music] Walmart anybody here like insurance fraud oh I love it fan big fan I absolutely love it we try to commit as much as we can I spend thousands of dollars every month on insurance every month a month if you add health insurance car insurance home insurance insurance for my business insurance insurance business insurance
0:50 insurance real estate Insurance you got to insure this office was worth like $1,200 insurance so much and what do I get for it nothing until something goes bad and then if something goes bad you call and then you find out oh you still got to ████ pay yeah oh I'm sorry why did I give you 100 grand for have car do you have like the highest level car insurance I have to because when you lease a car you you got to get like the good one all full coverage plus he's Asian I am and then they they go oh if you're Asian Prem very much are you Asian they like are you do you wear wigs do do they have Banks oh yeah 25% premium on that I'll be like no no no no no no no I'm the different kind of asan we manufactur the cars that you guys are leasing me who here has life insurance
1:40 I'm just curious oh we should kill you oh wow I mean I think it's only like what $2 million well and it's a tax thing you can you can write off some of it right yeah well no point in killing me so if you had to commit insurance fraud you just had to based off all the the insurance you have what would you do I fall inside of Walmart so SM that that's not your insurance policy that's their insurance by the way I think your think it's small we don't cover if you fall I would fall inside of Walmart headquarters oh so you get a brand deal to do a Walmart de people thinking that's ay why people sue the best white people sue the best we don't have that many generational experience of suing it have
2:30 to get hit by a Walmart truck oh oh but that might kill me you got roll the dice baby and you don't got life insurance I'd rather fall on my butt you know you better train hard for it like hey if you're going to commit insurance fraud I'm going to fall on my butt so when you go to in front of the judge and he goes why do you think you should be awarded 6 million for falling on your butt what do you say I go they should have put the don't slip in you're going to slip and fall because they just moop the floor but what is the injury you've sustained from that that is now life alterate emotional D emotional damage first and foremost emotional emotional damage I was embarrassed cuz everyone was laughing at me at Walmart you can't walk the same the size not big enough it wasn't in Chinese it was in Chinese language par he can't show off his ass for like five months I walked
3:20 out of his ass is worth $6 million oh yeah I insured my butt first and then I went and I fell on my butt in Walmart yep cuz your ass helps you come and that's real that's real for you oh de that's true we know that cuz I'm an influencer and my butt is worth a lot and everyone knows that my butt helps what about you Nick what about I would probably do audio I'll probably do auto insurance audio Insurance dude it's a big business I don't think you guys know my Beats are too loud ah my ears your ears no um I'd probably do auto something with car I'd probably uh get a buddy I'll I'll do it for you yeah and I'll I'll hit them and I'll be like a ████ my back is all ████ up you know need to go see the chiropractor that's the one I'm familiar with or something maybe a car being stolen maybe that' be a good one how about we both get insurance and then we crash into each other yeah and we help
4:10 each other out here let's do it funny dude do we have a a gentleman's agreement I would get a bunch of really really old people who can barely walk and I'd have them beat me up and say this is Biden country smart ████ like that and they could barely even crawl away from the scene of the crime but they beat me up pretty good while I'm holding my perfect Subway sandwich and that's that's how they poured a bunch of ████ like uh they pour on you Pepto bism they pour like chlorine next to next to me on the sidewalk you would leave the Dentures on your arm like this bitten and Stu yeah yeah yeah they they they choked you they choked you with a ████ cane or something like a walker that broke instantly evidence but you repaired it and I left it on my I left it on here cuz it's so tra so much traumatic in my brain so much trauma well so there's this uh Taiwanese dude
5:01 right Bart mhm there it is I heard Taiwanese people are really good at uh scabs especially the car ones I think um because they're Taiwan what's up with Taiwanese people in SC I heard they're like they perfected the art of insurance fraud really yeah like a bachelor's this guy definitely didn't do it perfect all right there's this dude in Taiwan what he did was he claimed that he got into a scooter trip accident situation that left both of his feet his legs with frostbite to the point where he had to amputate them wait a scooter like a like a like a razor or like a moped a scooter in Taiwan is probably like a moped damn oh so he was he got windchill and he got frostbite is that what happened yeah I thought you going to say
5:52 something so important wait which one and then he say I was like okay here comes some insight here comes some knowledge I'm going to get some knowledge I got I got tired guys your I was like what you say I was prepping and I just said you've been rocking a wig for like 4 hours dude you're good so he said he went on a scooter trip that eventually somehow led to Frostbite the windchill bro that caused amputation frostbite but unfortunately Taiwan is technically a subtropical region and there are no known cases of serious frostbite requiring amputation due to Natural climate factors in the Flatland humidity dude so when they investigated this right they realized that he had took out he taken out a bunch of high payout Insurance packages multiple different policies in different places just before said scooter trip and then when they investigated deeper they found
6:44 that what he had actually done with the and two different sites claim two different things one is either with the help of his friend another site says that his friend was the one who encouraged him to do this is he took his feet and put it in a bucket of dry ice for 10 hours w oh 10 hours to create frostbite that's dedication right there Frost bit himself so the Frost bite's real then frostbite is real and the amputations happened it happened they cut off his legs cut off his legs I think from like the shin area down maybe it all started with a question would you rather have your legs or $10 million it was up to a million dollar total in the payout but then it went to 10 no just a million where did the 10 come from I never said where's he living where's 11 yeah I think it came from the
7:35 day where does he live though he's in Taiwan so you can stretch that dollar out yeah for real it's very good you're not living in Alaska like we found out recently Alaska I'm like wow that's whack apparently you can't live in Alaska this will cut his legs off we found out a month and a half ago the shipping is so expensive I guess it's like you don't you can't stretch a million dollar for that long but how do you why would you choose to make that a a scooter accident you know what it is dude it's a bunch of and they're all talking about this and they're like dude I'm surprised no one has figured this out yet we're going to make so much money and then they do something like this this guy like first mover Advantage it started with a dare we got dry ice baby you think they pulled sticks or they were just like I bet you won't do it I bet yeah probably that look like yeah it's probably just a dumb ass dare I dare you no I'll do it I'm down they damn they have a picture of this guy putting his ████ legs in there apparently they also they took
8:26 pictures of this ████ apparently also zip tie him to the chair in order to make sure that his reflex would pull him out of it oh my God maybe this guy's just getting bullied oh my God ████ yeah bro big boy with a shirt looks like he bullied him into this damn damn if they zip tie him then yeah bro what are we talking about this is not okay look at all the zip ties there's a lot of zip ties definitely I definitely believe that his friends made him do it and they were all going to like share the pot or something this is a hostage situation yeah this isn't like a regular it's like when they make what was it when they make like mentally ████ people be drug mules wait they do that that for international TR it's that but it's just in a stay-at home version this guy should have been a drug meal he probably made more money probably would have made more money probably would had more legs too at least two more yeah probably I
9:18 don't know that I don't know that though I was just want to say I don't know oh my God probably so imagine like thinking that you came up with a scheme worth doing in during 10 hours of the pain in order to get your leg the frost needing to amputate them because you succeeded in that part of the plan I thought dry ice Works faster than 10 hours the Taiwanese craft yeah yeah it must be because it's ████ 100° outside just it's just mud it's a lot of ████ dry be real this isn't exactly the Oceans 11 crew oceans 2.5 pull crew he's trying to pull out disability claims on it gets prosecuted and is now being charged with insurance fraud and he has no feet hear the scooter accident story like what do you think he said to make it that his feet got Frozen from the accient crashed in ████ I was riding all night wind
10:09 taiese accent taiane I was riding all night and then you know the the the W Wich and the Wich is got us so freezing that's what he said so freezing an all white jury would be like I'm so guilty yes absolutely I'll go to jail 100% would like to do the time for this man give them the money the pinkhair chicks are like we'll do the time yeah we'll do it he's so marginal what about you Bart your insurance fraud tactic you're Taiwanese Auto you get you get in the car accident it's not your fault so you're going to claim insurance on it so you go to your homie body shop he gives you the estimates of what they're willing to pay for but then he gives you the price of what he's going to do for if you pay him in cash so you pay it cheap but you get the regular Insurance
11:00 claim money on it and then you walk away we got him guys we got him we got him that's why he's here that fabric I know for sure you're not wired it's wireless more likely the wires in your veins my brother got into an accident right this a couple years back he uh yeah same thing gets a payout and he's like ████ it the Jeep's total I don't care puts that into crypto 20,000 940,000 oh my God yeah with me the rer he rode with me but then oh oopsy daisies uh back to like way way less than that whoopsy dais CU of Luna yeah but oh my God back now to 200k but it's fine go baby come it's all all all G whoopsy daisies though we got it
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