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When Your Girl Gets Suspicious

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0:00 just waiting for you to break up like oh what a going to break up they're just so wet waiting that's a new t-shirt that's a new t-shirt W and waiting okay the Anthony Lee Wet N waiting collection Wet N waiting the Anthony Lee Wet N waiting [Music] collection welcome back to a highly suspicious episode of careful boys today we have when what's a mortgage with usy uh we're right now we're going to focus on things that our partners were suspicious over what do you mean I don't understand the why you put shades on you guys cuz we both you guys are suspicious guys

0:50 what's the last thing your girls were like susing over I just don't say anything I just don't answer it we were having a conversation off camera and this is how this conversation started and I was talking to boys about how me and Tiff were and she does this like jokingly but also kind of serious where she goes they always do it that way they do it cuz you know I'm I'm not home a lot sometimes and she's always like you better not be fuing around you better not be doing nothing you know in joking ways and I always tell her last night I was like extra tired and I was like dude I ████ wish I had the time a good I would be cheating so hard but I don't got no time it's not a good response but it mostly a joke by the way I meant to dude so I was like if I had if I had this spare time or just like to like you said man earlier the

1:43 idea of just having your phone up and leaving it out and not having to worry about anybody texting you or messaging and your wife seeing or anything like that like that alone that piece of mind is like you can't buy that dude like to me I I can never have a dual relationship where I'm like having a side chick and then also having a wife like that sounds like the most anxiety ridden existence I could ever think of and I was explaining this to Tiff last night and she's like laughing and like cracking jokes but deep down I'm like no like ████ for real like there's no way I'm meant to deal with any of that ████ but and then is there a moment though when you're like explaining all this and then suddenly like her laugh Fades away and she's like why have you been thinking about it so much cuz I have a plan babe I have a plan no cuz we we always have this convers

2:33 like not always but like it's a joking conversation that we have all the time where you know cuz she's like where are you and I'm like I'm either at the ████ gym I'm either here or I'm at home I'm nowhere else I mean that is a funny joke between people that are very faithful that's why it's funny yeah exactly that way we have that right otherwise it's not funny at all exactly I've never I don't know why I'm sweating so much no but out of the what 14 years years we've been together I haven't given her any ████ reason to like look through my phone like who's this ████ I'll be like nah dude never until tonight until tonight so uh I got to go I got to go so like yeah I'm like even though you're legit sometimes like did I you know when you send your friends messages sometimes and then like you know she's like my wife's like dude why is there a a gap between you and your

3:24 brother you haven't talked in like 4 days like this does not make any sense is there any messages been deleted in the middle you know like redacted yeah or you're sing like next uh you know because I said back in the days I had my my party buddies like we parted a lot oh look at this chick you know like why you only liking girls that are local I'm like I don't know local you like local singles so recently I'm doing this presentation I'm like killing it I'm like oh my God this is why you should join westc I got this hey we need to talk right now I didn't know I was in this type of marriage I'm like oh my god dude stomach F immediately he like and all of is like why are you liking Nikki Ben so much I'm like oh my God Nik Ben and like why you having a conversation with Nikki Ben so she wanted me to review her loan estimate but I'm liking like no she's following me she asked me to be on her podcast and she my all my bud like we're going to

4:15 we'll take you there I'm like dude relax but like cuz like I need to look up this Nikki Ben hold up so so she uh so my wife's like dude why are you liking the or why why why are her her uh her stories like disappearing like cuz there stories stories disappear like why did you like this story what is why did you like this one I can't see what it is it's like she is a pro let's say conservative on certain things and of course she did Fourth of July stuff like oh I like the Fourth of July stuff like since she likes my stuff I'll like her stuff back I know so my wife went crazy so I left this meeting in the middle of this uh meeting I just left the middle of the meeting like Hey cuz this doesn't look like a real estate account dude see it doesn't what is it I mean there's a lot of real estate going on because the second picture is her butt oh yeah that is funny yeah so my wife's like hey so this so so that one she like started digging through this

5:05 girls all this girls messages with me and this girl and uh oh she needs loan help of course help her out it's it's because of that second photo that's all it's just funny so I but I was like dude I'm not even doing anything with but like she asked me to review her lone she asked me on her podcast like dude this girl has so many followers maybe like I can give a reach somehow but she's like is this worth people knowing that my husband is following this girl other people know that is it worth it so like I unfollowed I have nothing against her because it's just like but what about what about like uh do you just ghost her or do you kind of let her know like hey I can't no I just I just I just I just unfollow that's it like I think I feel like such a what my wife sacrifice she's made for me and how much she's forgiven me moved on like if this is something like hey you know what it is what it is but that was think you probably understand hey you could just you could just mute

5:55 it you stay following but then you don't but I don't want for some reason it pops up again or like she sends me a message and it just keeps going you know so but yeah that was like to me the worst feeling or like that suspect cuz dude I'm in the clear my phone's off if you know you're legit get yourself the Apple family plan cuz when you take your location off everyone the family like this person just turned off their location so if you want to if you want to go legit or like put yourself in a place where you can't do anything scummy get yourself the Apple family plan and add all your family to it then they know your ████ is like on point or not so I'm thinking I have that plan I can do no wrong so when I got that message I was like what the ████ you talking about like I have to guys the meeting stop right now so I'm ending this meeting like everybody get the ████ out so call and yeah even though like I'm not doing they like did I like a picture I shouldn't be liking like cuz sometimes you're liking stuff like like someone

6:45 following you like oh like sometimes I see your oh you're doing good Bart you're doing good I don't read the next oh cool Bart you're doing good like try to help your algorithm out but maybe I like something that Bart like in his doing something he should be doing my wife's like why did you like that picture Mar did that you know but like you've been liking his pictures lot recently so like this girl like if you like some picture a lot it shows up in your uh in in the the highlights first you know so that was like something where it was like a disgusting feeling and you have to like backtrack it's just the worst like I think anxiety to go through I do hate that feeling though I I like of I value peace of mind so much so like from I think when me and Gio first got together we just made all our passwords the same from like literally everything including bank account and everything and both of our faces can open each other's f phon damn that's next level this I can open so it's just that way there's just 100%

7:35 open book my bank account is her bank account you know like you ever looked through her phone just for fun I'm also lazy yeah so what a sick excuse It's all everything's in Spanish you're like oh ████ isn't it flattering though that your wife actually thinks um you guys you guys can have a chance that's what made me ████ laugh that's what made me laugh that's funny you think you think I got ████ hitting me up all time you think I got game huh I was like like you think I'm in a position to say no to somebody you think women are like actually hitting us up like that like all right yeah if it was a chick like that no you you don't get to all the chicks shut up sh like that that's all your chicks just dis shut up shut up I was at Anthony's house and then he was like oh I need to get my AC fix and the AC fixer look like

8:26 that what do you mean what does that mean I don't know it was just he goes to stripper stripper handyman service wait the AC repair woman was H just stop this guy bro just stop was the repair person actually a woman at least it was a man and he has butt crack was sticking out some regular ████ he's making stuff up that would have been really crazy I was like really what are the chances kind of tight kind to make me look bad that guy was hitting on he knows all my password too okay so there's no there's no ████ around there and we're on the Apple family plan right relax but how do you navigate the incoming attention though how do you stop it how do you dude my biggest problems is similar like I just do way more gay stuff than I do

9:16 anything else that doesn't work these days can't say that word yeah you can't say that totally can't and this channel they write you up dude you're going to get trouble with this kid School how do I handle incoming attention yeah what's your deflection get incoming attention like not like that I feel like no matter what like people know you're married we're sitting here online all the time talking about our wives and stuff you know there there's no I'm talking about like Str I'm talking about strangers cat calling you like when you're out in public that's what I'm talking about no strangers cat calling me that's not true right hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to J Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now if you want to visit the

10:06 jj. you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go you know you know what has been a psychologically helpful thing in uh in my own relationship that I feel like helps me it's uh it's when I joke around about her with ████ like that like if like she's like randomly texting it doesn't even have to be a guy or a girl sometimes I'm just like who you texting and just like act obnoxiously jealous as if like there's like insecurity where I'm like who is that who is I need to know right now I feel like because I joke around like that it makes it feel I I can never do that back you know what I mean like it has I have to be clean and I have to be good and I feel like that just helps my personality whereas if I'm like if I'm always like oh yeah you're free to do I trust you whatever then

10:58 maybe I'll get the trust back back and then it's easier for me to like break you know yeah I'm tell when it hits the lips when it hits the lips don't let it hit your lips it's easier if we have a relationship where she's also like who you texting who you Tex you're building that like habit for both of you guys to do that I'm on any given day she'll she'll just be like oh yeah who is that and then I'll be like it better not be somebody that's not not tight so it helps me in my relationship ████ around so that ████ around is the wrong word uh it helps me my around is what I meant to joke around with her about it so it's just like a thing that we like will actually check each other on but it's like I get it okay other so funny is it that's weird right yeah no I was just thinking too that I I get such a pass with Hannah

11:49 that it does the reverse cuz the it's like it's it's like out of nowhere she'll just be like you know if you were on a trip and like you had to go to a a brothel for business I'd understand yeah that's really funny and I'm all like when will I ever ████ do business in this way I'm not a Chinese manufacturer June be business in abount watch it what what if the people were like you you want this mythy collab you're going to have to play some hard ball I'm going to have to see you ████ a prostitute so I can trust you or you're I'm going to film it it's going to be how we do business like yeah I'm going to be with some Chinese politicians and they're going to be Korean or something you always say Chinese making me look bad right now but it happens in China a lot mainly Chinese Koreans Koreans Japanese all right Korean when the

12:39 Koreans are doing business in China [Laughter] probably that is really funny to imagine that you I know right like I'm not even in that world like I I don't know you know I take him out to Sushi or something well I guess it's nice to know that far in advance goes if you need to know if it's for business I'd understand and and I'll be like oh yeah it's for business for sure it'll be so for business signing deals baby cuz we're going to be talking about it on JK news and that's business bro for my birthday in September ended on a Tuesday and Tiff was recovering from her surgery so she was like bedridden right and we're all staying at her mom's house and her mom was like hey what do you want to do for your birthday and I was working all day so I was like uh I don't want I don't want to go out to dinner cuz Tiff can't go nowhere right the ████ so I was like

13:30 I'm just going to go train like I'd rather just go train and feel like guilt free about it like I can train as late as I want and come back later right and then she was asking so her mom went to Tiff and goes like hey what's up with Nick like you sure he's not like he lik that much yeah you sure you sure he's not like doing some funny business and I was like and I told my wife I was like what the ████ bro she couldn't believe you just like training I was like bro she like who would do that I was like who do who do I come off as maybe it's cuz when you go train like you I'm only going noie today no bottoms it's my birthday guys I was like I was like bro I don't I was like tip literally can't walk she's literally in bed she's ████ just had surgery maybe you're texting your boys you're texting Jeremy you're like yo you want to go train yeah what's this key word but the fact and and I remember when I talked to her mom and I was like yeah I'm just

14:21 going to go train and she goes she has be one of these like it's your delivery cuz you're probably like I think I'm going to train yeah yeah I look I look suspicious and ████ like what's I'm not cheating at all I swear to God I'm not cheating and then she's like why' you bring you go to cheat what you going to did you going to cheat what are you going to do did you going to cheat on my baby and I remember when she said that to me I just was like bro I can't I can't get away with nothing that's really funny bro there's no way there's no shot you're so innocent you just want to go to the gym on Tuesday night I have seen him two times this year here alone I've seen two marriages in because in the exact same way ooh tell the details that thing your hand it looks just scarier you going to

15:12 cheat do you want to cheat you going to cheat you want all right um it both the exact same way and it's when uh and both of them were women they was texting they was texting with this side man the same guy no no no just separate instances but they Sid man side guys with KES their side they're Sid man and the problem is at home their husband would still have access to like their iPad or something like the family plan I'm telling you yeah if it wasn't the husband it was like the Mother-in-law or something like that and then you know the the notifications and the messages would pop up or ding on an iPad or the kid the kid would be playing playing with the iPad and these messages would come in because the iMessage goes on all your devices if it's signed iCloud account what a nightmare if you're cheating you know

16:02 yeah so the kid was on the iPad and then they saw the message and it's like I can't wait for you to suck me off tonight are you going you going to pick like kid like oh my God just trying to play Roblox he's swiping up he's trying to play Roblox yeah he's just like come on get way damn so they both got caught that way Mom sending naked pictures again Dad what the ████ going on two two completely different instances and I'm like number one turn off iMessage on all your devices he's trying to help him cheat are you writing a book are you a i' I've I've heard I've heard of that happening too with with a girl same way yeah is it the same person no I think it's like women in Tech girls aren't good at technology to be honest I really think oh my God okay I got I got I got they bring they bring their side they bring their side man over and they purposely scam the guy's face on the ring camera and then they get alert wait what the

16:52 ████ who the ████ is that the the dangerous one is the pelaton way so I have a friend wife cheated and she is pelaton but you can pelaton with someone that's local and that's how she was meeting people like dude this chick is getting like all these Awards and Mar like when you win bike a lot on and pelaton you get trophies and you get all these like this chick is all a sudden winning Awards on pelaton cuz she's doing all the distance and all that but she's been pelaton with local people and that's how she end up started cheating because she would pelaton and meet someone local who's pelaton and that's how she would cheat wow what a crazy can you on pelaton can you like see the other person yeah you can it's like a it's like a community and you're just like going like and you're doing this the whole time so they can see what it would look like if you were doing this like wow so you're they're all dressing up for their Pelon class and ████ it's like next level

17:43 cybering bro I got to get rid of my Pelon then dude see that's why I like training at home that's why pelaton skyrocketed when they first came out ████ didn't know they were funding a bunch of cheaters though yeah I'm against this company brother I didn't know it was Ashley Madison exercise that's crazy that's messed up I never thought yeah I would think about like dude who would think outside the box like you're going to if you are online why would you be pelaton someone local I be like someone far away cuz you can pick like different countries but you can pick within your radius I'm like oh that's why within your radius is like who's really wanting to make the thing that big for a pelaton workout friend I don't want to I don't want to commute too far so let me try to ████ one of my neighbors yeah scary dude damn technology do you have any other tips for guys that are

18:33 cheating yeah like what how would you stop tell them to stop getting caught what are some things that you do top five reasons you sounded like you had some good tips man he's like that's why you don't have a chair that was the moral can we turn on the AC yeah bro it got hot earlier this is how you this is how you get away better guys but like serious answer Anthony it's not a bit it's not a bit you really never get like some random person when you're checking out like a McDonald's or something that she goes you single nothing never happens to you girls just go to you while you're checking on at McDonald's going you single I don't know just do you yeah maybe or like you know they give they give your a change back and they go like this they go like this they just like they gave your change back at McDonald's and they kind of just go like that thank you you ever do that go like here's

19:24 $15 like that thank you cuz we joke about it a lot but I really think it happens I think it happens I've been in the same place with you enough when people have asked about you through me that I there's no way strangers don't you never tell me about it yeah because you got a girl I don't I don't get to hang out with Anthony outside of this very often but when he comes to the gym we have a lot of like Street traffic so a lot of cars pull up these ████ are breaking their neck trying of see that we have beautiful windows we have beautiful window Anthony Lee is doing dips on the dip bar these ████ are ████ people are honking like hey red green light and then oh ████ he's cross when he crosses the street the red light camera flashes yeah women crash oh bro the other day the other day some lady ████ crashed into the Chase Bank for real because of him he wasn't there

20:16 but I think it was it was connected but they knew he was there they could smell him in the radio she's like this is where he was yeah he was driving up and down that street so dumb that's part of his commute there's just no way that doesn't happen man sexy guys man yeah we we don't have anything like that plead the fifth and the fact that you have a girl I mean the law of the universe would mean that that happens more than you're on the market yeah and they're not even saying nothing they're just ████ watching you just waiting for you to break up like oh was a going to break up they're just so wet waiting that's a new t-shirt that's a new t-shirt wet and waiting okay the Anthony Lee Wet N waiting collection Wet N waiting the Anthony leave wet and waiting collection sweat frof it's like the samurai Sumo but it's wet waiting oh my God I think

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