0:00 I've just never seen the situation where someone asks if you want to play pingpong before they know there's a table like usually you see a table and you go do you want to play Pink exactly let's talk about the five sports that we will see at the Los Angeles Olympics oh cool well I was surprised by a couple of them flag boxing is that one of them no no boxing was there remember boxing is out yeah they said they won't do boxing anymore oh yeah not doing it my bad 2028 yeah 2028 they're doing uh cricket they're doing Cricket flag football flag football which is an interesting one flag football how boring why don't they just do like regular yeah I'm guessing flag football's more internet dude rugby is way cool I'm down to see what happens
0:50 yeah it'll be it'll be interesting to see I played flag football in junior high they had it you know how they had it at beat him up right kick his ████ ass I played five J what about uh I don't know why they didn't let us do full on they doing dodgeball no they're doing baseball and softball okay I would like to see what happens with baseball that's pretty cool softball Puerto Rico's going to win lot of lesbians and softball and then lot of lesbians what squash squash is one of them squash is one of them what squash do you guys know about squash no squash what is squash is the one that you see in like gyms that are like they're basically playing like racket ball like handball oh with r I hear they're bringing back hacky sack shut the f up dude never left really that's in the parking lots only what The Parting is that is that your breaking news yeah right and then the last one's
1:40 Lacrosse oh I could have sworn lacrosse was in I always thought part like it's one of those old school sports that I'm like yeah I I could see it that's cool when you watch like lacrosse players that are really good it is pretty it is pretty crazy lacrosse is coming back to the Olympics for the third time after it was part of the St Louis games in 1904 that's one I was thinking of that's the one 1904 and the 1908 London game so it's been over a 100 years since lacrosse has been back in the Olympics those are the ones I watched I remember those and then Cricket is coming back for the first time since the 1900 I want a Olympic that's like ancient war games Olympics but like it's like you have you have to ████ shoot ball and arrow off of a off of a um horse horse yeah falling over like this yeah and then like she know or or some
2:30 like remember the old Aztec basketball where they play yeah and then you die at the end if you lose jez Aztec basketball you die when you lose yeah you play with a severed head yo and then you try to the azte basketball I think you only R Dorado you never seen it but then they have the basketball courts on the side or the the whatever and you have to kick the balls inside and then the losing Team all gets sacrificed I think dodgeball would be a cool Olympic sport I think dodgeball would be sick dodgeball would seen handball European handball is kind of cool it's pretty intense but it's also kind of gay dude it's not gay come on bro no slices they don't let you do slices I think anything that has like a smaller Ball but really it's either just either soccer or basketball it's kind of like so it's in the middle for you so no
3:20 tether ball that's what they play in jail hater dude that's like pickle ball to me right if you if you if you enjoy tennis or you enjoy ping pong to Me Pickle Ball's like weird just play either do you think pickle ball will ever be in the Olympics probably I was surprised it wasn't this L popularity man I am mad at people play it I'm just like I enjoy tennis or ping pong more when I watch it have you played pickle ball nah sound like a hater dude he's a skeptic there's got to be something about but I played tennis and ping well it's more I think it's more accessible yeah it's e cuz tennis is hard if you're just picking up a tennis record for the first time well it's like it's like hey if you if you legit want to play pingpong you got a table no then you have to go buy one go unless you want to go to YMCA but for for for for for ████ uh is that a real conversation anyone has you want to play P pong people you got table no then you can't
4:12 ████ play guess what you're it's not accessible it's not accessible yeah that's like who the ████ I've just never seen the situation where someone asks if you want to play pingpong before they know there's a table like usually you see a table and you go do you want to play Pink exactly you can't just go to the you can't go to the tennis bro people pickle Ballers and tennis players they they ████ kill each other on these courts they stab each other in the neck cuz it's like oh you're taking my court or people that they go to basketball courts and they'll just set up over there and play uh pickle ball and then they start they start fights everywhere I'm in on the park news dude a lot of old people get um they're setting up at a basketball court dude actually when I was in Glendale it was really funny I was like walking around our neighborhood park and then you see these like you know you're very classic uh pickle ball looking like privileged
5:03 old white couple yeah Rich As ████ they like set up in the middle of the basketball court and then you see these kids and like fathers and stuff like that who roll up you know these Mexican like black kids and stuff like that who have their basketball and they're waiting on the side but like they don't know what to do oh no shut up when we used to train our clients at the park during the pandemic cuz I think that's when pickleball really took off was cuz people wanted to play they would there would be signs everyone battling with each other like no pick a ball after 6: p.m. this is basketball courts and people would be fighting with each other about whose territory it was and it's crazy to watch this all happen while you're just like at a ████ Park and these are grown ass ladies these are like 60 to 70y old to 80-year-old ladies ████ with teenagers yeah bro this is her first time out of the house because she has to be and she's like like you said kicking all the other ████ colored folks off the course you know
5:55 what I mean like it's just kind of wild bro it's a wild ████ game it it's the truth lucky he was safe on that one cuz he threw his hand I said colored folks yo yeah I could picture them with their hands black kids to the curve then we're playing pickleball on your basketball court so I can kick around no one's allowed to stop a game or have restriction in a public court though it's first come first serve first what about like you know those break dancers came and they were using the we beat them the ████ up dude we beat them and then the basketball players like what the ████ man these are basketball courts we do that in Hawaii Beach we we set up lenium and everything at a tennis court let's tight and then what did the tennis players say they don't even B they get beat up bro well they don't even go to Eva Beach tennis courts they're at the they they have their side and that's it what about the situations where like
6:45 I've seen it on video where there's like guys that are practicing like pitching and batting and then like a group of kids rolls up and they want to play baseball and then it's like they don't let them cuz they're like uh no we already are we're here already I H seen that that and it's like it kind of I don't know if it's ████ up because I don't play ball you know what the rule is you got to do Home Run Derby whoever wins whoever gets the farthest gets his but then the dad the dad of the kids was a dick for like the way that he spoke to those guys that were batting which is why they didn't let the kids play but I think like it's one of those things where depending on how you handle it if it's civil enough I think Tai should go to the kids in my opinion yeah cuz it's a children's game I think it should go to the kids but also you got to be like hey like do you think maybe in like you'll be done done in like 20 minutes 30 minutes you know what I mean right but if you're an ████ then yeah ████ those kids I don't know man I think it's
7:35 first come first sered I really think that but then I think you should also use that corner for what it's supposed to be used for like if it's a basketball court use it for basketball or it's like this it's not that like it should go to the kids like you're ask if you don't give it to them but if you do give it to the kids you're a good person but if you're two if you're two dudes versus like 12 children you don't think there's like why not just be a good example for the kids and be like hey or you gauge it who has more likelihood of making it to the MLB I'm closer I'm in triple not even Triple A Dude these kids have more of a ceiling dude you got to let them practice yeah I don't really know what the ethics are with that do you guys watch all the sports though on Olympics cuz some of these things I watch every sport I'm like what the ████ K nobody does what who watches every sport ████ it's hours it's hours of which games or which sports did you end up watching the
8:25 most I didn't watch ████ US basketball was crazy that was so good I saw High I saw but that's the cool thing is you get to watch a I only watch Olympic basketball to watch the new zealanders do the Haka and then lose by 50 it looks so guys if you guys were more fans we would do a whole video on US basketball no we're about to bro you guys could carry it D I'm down games were sick you guys can inform us on what we missed I will Serbia the semi-final with talk about in a whole other video so we have a whole video make another video I saw that it was a good game but no uh I don't want watch all the sports I do love though watching I think what are considered maybe our Classics which is like gymnastics synch running bro the sprinting team we have the coolest ████ sprinting team in the world sick they're ████ dope the women
9:16 specifically women no I didn't watch any of the guys no offense to the guys I just watch all the ladies cuz like you're a pervert I'm a pervert and you're not gay I love black queens no but like watching Shak like she was ████ running looks over bro she looks over she did this that was in the relay though that was in the relay the relay was sick yeah cuz she lost 100 met yeah oh yeah to the St Lucia that's the one that we saw right yeah who Jamaican no St Lucia St Lucia that's why I miss like but Sydney mclo Leon I miss like just regular TV cuz like they used to just when the Olympics was on every channel would just like whatever so then you had you would sit there and you would watch gymnastics so what whatever now you have to search for it yeah I don't know I mean I was now it's on
10:06 demand I'm not watching it I'm not searching for it so I'm not looking feel I feel it yeah I just see the ████ ray gun just going in circles and ████ I love being able to like watch replays on demand like that's crazy I feel like the way that people consume the Olympics now is like so different than what it was before cuz back then it's like you would have to hope that it was at an appropriate time zone that you could have the TV on cable or whatever and then if you missed it then you're hoping that and replays would run all the time on news channel yeah yeah yeah but then they would just be the highlight you know the replay you wouldn't get like the buildup the the podium metal ceremony like you wouldn't necessarily get all that which is like sometimes like the craziest Parts cuz you're just getting the the stories of the people you know um but man it it was so ████ cool to be like I miss this ████ I need to see some mobile floor routine right
10:56 now you know ████ pull it up I was into it that was into it they should enter like hot wings competition competitive eating I'd watch a Hot Dog Eating competition I think the Jo Olympics is a whole different category Olympics what sports would you do if you all the bar Sports pool that' be cool if there shuffle board yeah if there was an Olympic sport for having the coolest like thing you do on the podium you one of posing hey shooting competition in the Olympic that would be cool I think that be oh that would be so sick yeah they they have that but it's so lame they have the ████ glasses and ████ and they're doing this yeah they have the clay one they have the clay ones chick from which one do you want no we want um three gun we want shoting no not tactical just shooting and moving like honestly like the Teran tactical ████
11:46 like that like the the sport shooting the sport shooting is legit seen accuracy and movements and just so you're saying you just don't want it to look whack you want like an actual so you you just want the thing that you do Quick Draw Quick Draw that'll be sick Quick Draw where it's like wait what don't you like about the about these guys about these guys no I mean I mean you talk about these guys like this it's just it's just you know it's just one thing it's just one thing you're shooting a bull and and that's it yeah it's that easy huh compared to uh you know people should be okay how about this able to move hit Target timely yeah rfle but people are trying to throw stuff at you while oh yeah that's American Gladiators basically yeah and I think a like they should be a modern warfare and Ancient Warfare section so Ancient Warfare is just like catapult
12:38 competition ████ like ninja competition you got to climb real quick Shri throwing yep and then Modern Warfare would be like Mountain uh Jeep shooting so it's like you just like try to shoot things while you're on the Jeep Terra Tacomas Terra Tacomas bazooka targeting and then you bring the world together cuz you can see like all the different countries and their War capabilities but they're not that's probably exactly why they won't do they're it's just a big F Olympics you can just see see in The Art of War you're not supposed to show people your War tactics in a demonstration okay sunzo yeah ████ or even like a drifting competition in the Olympics different countries can bring up to your driving skills yeah but according to Nick though if you go hey you want to go drifty and you go like I ain't got a car it's like
13:28 oh I'm not accessible a can't do it can't do it yeah like even even motorcycle stuff how long can you wheelie or you I mean stuff like that it just seems like that's a commercial Urban stuff like more urban want to play ping pong yeah got a table no should all the sports be something that requires like no riding on something this just has to be your body that's breaking cuz like some of the sports out there I'm like I don't know is it really you though because like mob sleding hey have you guys heard of okay there's a sport that I I didn't watch it I only heard about from my buddies it was synchronized it's not synchronized swimming but it's like dance underwater or some ████ you seen that ████ I've seen that the girl swimming under the water yeah I thought
14:18 that's what sychronized swimming is no no but it's not sychronized swimming she's doing the moonwalk underwater you yeah but it's like a group of them right yeah but it's not but it's not then what is it it's unsynchronized something else is it solo I don't know what you just said to like is it only one person no no no it's a group of people but everybody was saying how ████ cool it was it it's pretty cool no they're not all doing the same thing maybe that's the difference between like figure skating and Ice dance cuz you know those are out the water bro like dolphins um
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