0:00 but you wouldn't change anything like maybe like give her a big fat ass well that's yeah you were saying that earlier yeah big old ass what position would she permanently be in all fours [Laughter] [Music] everybody take a look at this and tell me if there's anything like uh unique about it nice little Indian couple how come the ladies keeps looking in the wrong direction of the camera I know yeah they look Frozen the dude is looking at the camera and both of them she's a doll oh my God real she's not real they're both taxidermy I know I know the Taxidermy couple when I see one who's the one that got them
0:51 for the kids they want to hang out with their pants I believe in eating cold no the guy is real the mom is I don't know dude I don't know man that's the funniest no they're both Texas yeah that's the twist I know Tim's dad want to be taxidermied so like he's at the door okay I can give him a high five it's not that crazy so what this is is a grieving Indian husband paid 2 500 for a life-size silicone copy of his dead wife wow that's pretty tight you like that ████ up dude got her at like her prime when would a pride be what age is it when they first met bro like what if she was like 14. when's Hannah's friend when's Hannah's day I'll let Santa do when I first met her like a year ago
1:44 you think you think she lost some value dude no I think she's getting hotter now oh Oh that's oh look at you cleaning up your mess hey she watches the videos not like your girl I know I know that's why you got to clean up don't bring my girls into this my girls [Laughter] you guys don't have to clean up anything they don't watch the videos that's why we can give our greatest Christmas wishes and we know they won't be answered I didn't get no ████ on Christmas dude that's what she wanted a water filter that's what I wanted when was your problem a year ago well she's getting hotter now hey I'm romantic bro you're pandering ████ that's what you are what a Twist I'm trying to get laid
2:35 so would you do that would you have a copy made of Anna like if she you know disappeared yeah but I'll ████ I'd do way better yeah like one year ago better you mean you do way better I think we know what he means I change all the ████ that I've been wanting to change on her that's right like a ████ fossil right okay like 80s or something yeah 80s yeah I would preserve the the Hannah today not the geriatric counter of tomorrow and then I'll I'll look like a I'll look more like a huge hat I'm an old ████ hamster
3:25 probably with the long hair like oh yeah yeah yeah because Japanese people when they turn into grandpas they either look like a monkey or a hamster I'll probably that's the only choices yeah I probably will I think I'm more of a hamster than a monkey but then uh yeah that'll be would you interact with the dog by that time I think technology is going to be so ████ good yeah that I can like AI her yeah oh no we're working on silicone dummies that's that's what this context is no Ai No technology is good just 2500 silicone dummy that's a good deal keeper young and hot yeah it's cheaper than that guy's dog costume that's what I'm saying bro that dog costume was like it was cool but it was also a rip-off like all you could do is roll around in it yeah that seems like a good deal so he
4:16 actually sits the uh the the silicone wife down on her favorite spot of couch brushes her hair what a simp ass ████ that's what the they already you make fun of them and this video is monetized do you think this is a healthy way to grieve nothing or is he even grieving is he even grieving or is he just having a good time these cops coping maybe yeah oh my God I just read something that'll make us all change our opinions he beats that silicone dummy up at night he's gonna get taxidermied okay so um he beats her up it's a punching bag in terms of how she died because like you know oh ████ um I think one of his like reasons for wanting to do this is because he went through so much grief because she died alone in the hospital while he was not allowed to go because of covid oh
5:09 [Music] yeah but like she's more beautiful now [Laughter] come on cleaning up it's real dirty out here damn yo this changes everything dude she was taken from him that really does yeah see ouch that's not fair to me no I look like a bad guy it's not fair to me you do look like such a bad guy the rest of us are judging you because of how bad you look all of us are definitely fine all of us are fine all of us are fine okay all right I'll keep her as a old ass ████ I I think that's the best because
6:00 of the covet stuff dude you're winning us over I'll keep her as old as ████ that makes more sense dude but you wouldn't change anything like maybe like give her a big fat ass well that's yeah you're saying that earlier yeah big old ass what position would she permanently be in all fours that was a little awful that was an underhanded lob dude all fours nice nice Sports he teed it up for him no he put it up on the t-ball I didn't think you were gonna freaking get a part two you know I'm a slam dunker baby I gotta take the bait I love a lot of you guys both said part two and slam dunker yeah we're volleyball players we get Sports you know what sucks though like there's
6:51 so many people that went through that during lockdown like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it just people passed no like proper funeral none of that no hospital visit yeah but it saved lives that's what matters do you think there's anything guys like this ████ was a pandemic I think he has like conspiracies against I think he's more mad about all that than anybody could possibly I would ████ be if I was him dude I would like yo ████ this this is everybody who had loved ones in the hospital couldn't see him it's probably pissed yeah and now everyone's like out like it never happened I know a lot of Amnesia going around yeah depending on the country I guess that's true hey dude Sweden came out of that thing like pretty sick Florida never even they just opened up right Florida didn't go in Africa nobody died of covert in Africa crazy
7:43 really zero it was like what was it five percent that's because they're healthy dude exactly it's crazy it's crazy how much that had to do with it look how good this is though like look at this work 2500 seems like super cheap that's a good deal that's really good it's kind of a scary facial expression but what if that's how she looks Anthony no like to hold forever Ryan [Laughter] let's say my name are you sure that's the silicone version that does look real it looks so real dude you know what I would do to add to this though if if I if I was the silicone company here we go hands like this that's good no what if it's this same company that makes sex dolls because it makes sense just as a business no you could put stuff you put flowers in your hands like a koozie you're such a
8:34 sweetheart the company that made this one I think they're like professional sculptors that's wonderful I don't think they make sex sculptures no so I'll I'll say they're missing out on a huge shot of the business then you know the technology missing on Revenue you know the technology that that they use for heating blankets I put that in their bodies so their bodies are warm so you can hug them and he's like he's like dude volume three we need you know the companies that make um vaginas moist exactly we're gonna put that in there we also gotta plug her in though oh you know uh battery packs just like an iPhone yeah yeah plug and unplug she has a USB port yeah oh you know be dope like a massage chair now on her arms it does the massages you yeah so she warms up
9:27 close the fingers is there any firmware for that see that's why sex doll and this like closure doll it's a slippery slope closure yeah it should be dude sex dolls are wild it is really yeah so it waits wait till they get good dude I think if I were to say if I was a single male and I wouldn't get a sex doll I would probably never leave my house dude it only weighs 66 pounds if you had a sex doll that looked exactly like a real woman yeah and you could design her to your own specifications yeah I'm never leaving the world will grind to a ████ world no wonder so many males are ████ not working the word the world will there'll be no Trucking yeah but they're see that's why no wood gets cut that heated blanket technology has to be
10:19 used to because all of them are probably really cold have you touched the ████ chicken cutlet fake boob thing that the girls use look like it looks like a chicken breast they put that ████ oh okay I know what you mean now yeah I thought you meant literal like but they do kind of look like chicken cutlet though yeah it looks like a chicken breast yeah and it's cold it's not cold when they're wearing it because then their pity Heats it up it's cold when they're dead right Joe [Music] foreign
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