0:01 I've never had not one gay dream dude really you're o for o on gay dreams I've had gay fantasies not gay dreams aspirations are different than dreams gay goals different from dreams all [Music] right so imagine you're an old man and you're like 70 years old and you have uh repeated dreams and those dreams are there is gold buried under my house there is gold buried under my house so he starts to go hm I think there's gold buried under my house and I think I need to dig a big big big big big hole until I find the goal mhm so that's exactly what he did unle he dug a hole so deep it's
0:51 disturbing it's like an obsession holy sh wa who how did he know it was like there exactly he had dreams heble to boore that that looks like 20 ft or some ████ that's like better than the cartel tunnels yeah so he's he's digging right and he's like I haven't found the gold yet but he found some Jewish guy he found found a whole Jew he found a synagogue a whole synagogue he uh so he he digs this thing 130 ft deep 130t dug it in the middle of his kitchen uh and then wife loves him uh on the 5th of January last Friday he's dead after losing his balance while removing
1:41 water and mud from the shaft he slipped and fell into the hole and died wow and he never found gold oh he was the gold all along it's one of those stupid stories or maybe he died he's wearing allce when he fell in now there's golden there what if it was like on the other side and he was just digging on the wrong side yeah under the kitchen is it's in China oh my god dude that's illegal to do right dig a hole you can't dig a hole in your own home in America I mean do you own the land 130 ft below your house too I think you own you got the land mineral rights don't you holy I don't know ████ about it I don't know ████ about it I think yes I didn't know I didn't know I bought mantle how about how about the air
2:32 rights I want some core baby air rights you're going to want to pay EX for the core trust me it's a good core he also had his neighbors helping him too he took it so seriously he paying his neighbors to help this dude was in a freaking neighborhood of crazy people yeah what the hell no he's he I think he was paying him he was so you don't have to be crazy it's like you get paid to like go down there and take out the ████ ex if my neighbor was doing a hole that big that looked like that I kind of want to be a part of it a little bit but then if the is not a professional like in that field that's dangerous for everyone involved what's the field the Diggy guy okay I thought you were going to say but he looked like he had like scaffolding going down D yeah yeah he is a had lights he had lights yeah that's pretty crazy is it in that photo is it going vertically down all the way down holy ████ if you had a neighbor that had that you would jump in
3:23 just because you can live by car you want to do your own house I want to check it out but if your neighbor like ████ it I'll do I'll do it to your house also if you like build a relationship and like you're a part of the journey if he ████ does find gold you think you might be able to like be privy to like 1% not if he paid if he paid me right yeah but but then he's also old so what if you you're next to not next to K but you're only next to neighbor yeah next to neighbor yeah I'm wondering why he didn't do his whole house yeah he focus on you just just one little kitchen one little area do the whole house and then go down just be ████ falling everywhere dude he's got to use the bathroom and stuff just lower it every single level and then now your house gets lower and lower and lower you don't think that this guy was maybe just crazy nope okay I wonder how long he was
4:13 down there before some I think he had a mission and he was he felt a calling Hey sirious though imagine if you got the same Vivid dream repeatedly though wouldn't you like think or do something about I'm good at suppressing my dreams okay here's the thing I'm probably tripping I'm mention this before when I found shut up Siri that's a dream all right there was there was a time where I was having a a recurring dream like and it was very Vivid I always saw myself I was at a ████ Li out and then I was like sleeping on these bleachers and stuff and then I rolled back and I like fell right and that's when I would always wake up from my dream and I'll have this minimum twice a year W that's a lot for many years right and then I finally told my dad and I was like Dad I keep having this weird dream and he's like oh that happened to you when you were a kid I was about to say that and I was like what the ████ he's like yeah when we went to go pick you up from from
5:04 Hawaii blah blah blah we were at a on your last day there and then you roll through you fell and that was the first time we ever like rushed to the hospital and you were fine blah blah blah right and then after he confront or like I confronted him with that dream and he told me it happened I never had that dream again yeah cuz you resolved that me 100% so that's what I'm saying like a ghost come yeah but imagine you get this recurring Vision you can't get rid of it unless there's some sort of resolution his resolution was just him dying I guess I mean if I was his homie I would have just tossed some gold in there hey look down there that's a real homie that's a real hom do you see it cuz I'm kind of in the belief that like most of my dreams are ████ yep yeah your dreams are ████ don't aim for anything in life you know what else ████ when you're awake it's ████ too yeah no I feel that uh believe the scientific ex ex X
5:57 Marx excavation the the scientific disposition of what's the scientific explanation for Dream It's just like you're recategorizing shortterm long-term memory or okay yeah like d Ram in your eyes like I believe that 100% that it sounds like cuz my dreams are just a mishmash of like things that have happened I guess or like experiences right so it's like who gives it you're just tapping out in your dream yeah yeah just not getting away I had sex with the man's butthole in a dream then let talk about it was there connected to a man or just just a man it was just a b I've never had not one gay dream dude really you're o for o on gay dreams I've had gay fantasies not gay dreams aspirations are different than dreams gay goals different from dreams all right wait so do you think having a gay dream makes you a little gay it
6:47 makes you 100% gay I think if you don't have a gay J you're gay Bart was the but hole hairy I don't remember I just remember going oh am I doing this oh get me out of here let me just come and go let me come and go so in the dream you actually knew you didn't want to do it yeah so you already you already warped into doggy styling a man and you're like why am I here that means you're not gay that's a not drink but did you wake up with a boner did you have morning wood that day I don't remember you do yes you do convenient he does I don't even like anal sex dude you know what happened to me one time I I had a dream I had a friend like when I was in Community College I had this one friend and then I had a dream that I liked her in the dream and then I woke up and I ████ had a crush on her and I was like what the ████ but then it didn't last long though right it goes away no it's still there I I had a crush on a girl in high school too I miss you and then uh yeah I
7:38 had a crush on a girl in high school in my dream first and we were having sex in a tree and then I remember sitting in class looking at her I'm going like did you have the same dream my but then I know that she imagine asking her that he's he's like hey you want to go visit this tree with he's like hey you see that tree outside it's kind of cool huh it's like What Dreams May Come like you're just trying to make her remember but then I don't want to look at her too much cuz she think I'm all weird and ████ yeah you don't want her to think you're weird damn dude well Dreams May Come why'd you have to say that you brought the whole ████ mood down there that movie like Robin Williams in that movie his character kills himself and goes to heaven and then he does it in real life and ████ oh ████ I didn't mean connect that yeah yeah see that's you can't be listening to a dream like well that's kind of like Inception right is
8:28 it doesn't kill anybody Leo's wife yeah M remember she she thinks she's still dreaming so she has to wake herself up from the okay it does happen to the wife yeah that's why you got to stay out your dreams it's cuz her real life was so boring ████ just be crazy so I ignore that story but that's like his wife his wife killed herself and then he dies in a car accident yeah and he wanted to go rescue her from hell because she committed suicide okay not quite the same all right my mood's better my mood's better my mood's better so there's still hell and suicide but your mood's fine do you think if we suggested gay dreams to you enough you would have one I might yeah the closest thing I had to a gay dream was remember I told you jao wilnick was trying to like holler at me and I was on his couch and I was like hey bro that's a celeb dream that's not a gay yeah yeah yeah yeah different category that's a fanboy dream he was trying to ████ me have that
9:18 and why would I think Jack would want to ████ me well did you know the identity of the guy in your dream or was it just a butt he's afraid to say he's blushing D he's afraid to say he's like show it was NAD it was NAD dude yeah was it n was it a big butt was it a cute butt they were either Middle Eastern or Indian or Mexican based off Brown Butt based off the the color of the butt and the hairs oh so Ry Brown Butt Ryan or yeah it could be southeast Asia is that why when I first met you you were like you look familiar turn around that hey did you see that tree over there it was a man's what do you think of the tree what do you think of that tree yeah I think all my dreams are ████ ████ and I have crazy dreams every night really there are always some crazy ████ dude I don't dream that much anymore yeah yeah or at least I don't
10:09 ████ remember I wake up and cuz you accomplish bro ████ I live the dream ████ go I live the dreams I don't ████ dream at night that's what it's all about that's a really funny thing that I think a lot of people don't realize they do um is that when you wake up from a really interesting dream and you start explaining it to somebody it's not ████ interesting it's really bad it's only real you cuz it's a feeling it's a feeling when someone you you're forcing your partner to listen to your dream they're so ████ bored look at you like I was in the car and I got out of the car and then I went to the door and I opened it and my mom was sitting right there you just s like like and it was crazy it's like an independent movie there was water running out of a sea ████ search light takes so long to watch someone go get their mail and ████ and like it's the worst they think they're so artic
11:00 always yo that's what dreams are bro holy ████ you just ████ independ it's an so long it's a Fox Search light it's a Fox Search light movie and then of course you wake up and it was all a dream it's great or like you you know it's like you have sex with your uncle and then you're like you got to go to therapy every ████ independent movie that sounds like a Blum housee film yeah so have you guys ever found gold [Music]
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