0:00 Hawa, say hi real quick. >> What's up, y'all? >> Hey, >> dude. Look, he's like way more buff. He's got all this cool ink and stuff. I feel like people who leave JK get more successful. >> Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. [Music] >> What up, guys? Welcome to JK News, where Anony's the biggest meanie on the planet. >> Talk about Anthony. You said that's so cute. >> I'm a cute guy. I told you. >> I told you. proved it. What's What's one way you really don't want to become like your parents? >> ████ >> ████ all the ways. >> All of them. >> What do you mean all? Wow. >> I I think between our parents though, I got worse ones. Yours love you. They're just annoying. >> They did. They did. They did really love
0:50 me. My parents do love me. >> A >> They just don't operate in earthly ways. That's a nice way of playing that. >> Yeah, that's true. >> They're just out of this ████ world. >> Well, one of them is. >> Yes. One. One of them. Yeah, exactly. >> Wait, which one? >> The one that went straight to space. >> Aren't they Aren't they both in space? >> Both in space in their own ways, right? >> One's in heaven. >> No, one's here. >> Oh, come on. >> One's one's being used by gravity still, you know. >> Oh, I see. Okay. >> Used by gravity. >> Gravity's like I'm using you >> by gravity. >> Never thought of it that way. The other one pulled the ████ ejection seat. >> ████ it. >> ████ it, Essay. >> Your dad's last words. >> Whatever. >> On his on his freaking headstone. >> Whatever.
1:41 >> Do whatever you want. Whatever. >> ████ dude. I saw this video and it was just like this old dude talking about how like you know people who grew up in like normal families and you have like good parents and ████ like they just can't fathom how some people their lives are better when they don't have parents, right? Cuz this guy is like talk about how dude he he had a ████ up childhood all that. And then when he's like, "Yeah, but like I'm estranged from my parents." Like he always hear, "Oh, I'm so sorry." and he goes, "No, no, it's actually ████ good." And then hella people in the comments were like, "Yeah, like when you have a loving environment, you just can't understand how it's act like like why that's a freeing good thing. You think like, oh, they should stick around." And it's like, no. Like
2:32 obviously the best case scenario is if you had good parents and if you had a good home, right? That's everybody would want that. But if you had a ████ up like relationship, the best thing that can happen is you don't have to deal with them anymore. And so like everybody in the comments that were like they get it. They were all like, "Yeah, like people always talk about it like they feel so bad for me." And I'm like that that you shouldn't even feel bad. And I was like I thought that was pretty interesting. But yeah, it's probably because there's no reference point of like they can't imagine what it's like to be um estranged. Like they they wouldn't want that. To answer your question, I would like to not be like my dad. Well, I'm trying to stay right in the middle of them both because they're My mom's like a porter and my dad's like the opposite of that. >> Like Marie Condo.
3:22 >> Stay. Yeah. Well, he if Yeah, I guess that's a nice way of putting it. But this one just throws away important ████ all the time. >> Yeah. Or just like Thank you. >> Yeah. Or like really sentimental things that I love. >> His passport, right? >> It's an expire in two years. Don't watch Rolex. Uh >> birth certificate. We know you're born. He's um it's because they're like he I don't know. He doesn't have my dad doesn't have a sentimental attachment to stuff. My mom has a heavy one. So they're they're always fighting about like where did it go? And he's like I threw it away. Like all that's what they're fighting about the most throughout my whole life. Yeah. Through my whole life. So then he'll throw away all the ████ I love. I'm trying to like find the happy medium between that where I'm not like keeping too much crap around or buying too much dumb ████ >> What kind of of your stuff has he thrown away? >> Everything from my childhood like all
4:12 the toys. Yeah. Like toy stuff. Like if if he thinks I've outgrown it, it goes to another kid before I even have any like say. So when when I was growing up, I would just watch my toys disappear. >> Cuz you could be planning like a a cool little museum or something. But you just you just run out of things. A lot of stuff I >> But as a dad, are you like, "Dude, maybe he's planning a cool little music." >> You're like, "This ████ never plays with this. It just sits in the corner. I'm going to give it to his little cousin who can play with it." >> I I keep like at least one of like >> collections of Ta stuff. >> Yeah. >> And then uh one day I throw away some of his other pairs of shoes. So he knows I have a couple of his pairs of shoes, especially when his feet were little. They look cute. >> That's cool. Yeah. I threw a couple away of some of the other shoes and he saw them in the trash and he was like, "What? You're going to throw in my cute shoes?" >> Look how little they are. I was like,
5:02 "Well, ████ If you say like that, I took I took them back in." >> That's hilarious. >> Yeah. I don't want to get I just I don't want to be a hoarder, but I also don't want to just like have no feelings about anything. >> It's not hoarding. It's world class collecting. >> Yeah. >> It's pawn starring. I would like this is what I think but again I I totally understand my own ignorance and naivity until I have children. But there was one thing that I remember growing up if I like got into an argument with my parents and then I feel like I had a logical understanding of why I was right about something which was very rare but like if it did happen >> and it would end especially on my mom's side just being like because I said so. >> Oh >> I just felt like so >> the worst. >> Yeah. It just felt so like I how do I grow from that?
5:52 >> It's just like >> it doesn't help me. >> So I just ████ hope that I don't like become that type of parent if I get frustrated or something like that with my kid. >> That's rough. >> Sometimes it is hard. I'm sure you go through this where it is really hard to try and explain why something needs to be a certain way. So I get why they I could understand why they would sometimes just kind of give up and be like because I said so. But I still wouldn't want to do that either. But you do get in so many parenting situations where you're like, "How do I explain this to a child so a child understands?" >> There's there's too many layers. >> It's so hard. >> So, it's like you have so many years of layers of common sense >> and then you're like, "F███, how do I boil this down at day one and it's really really hard >> because I understand why they don't understand, right? >> But it's also it's like you need it's like like math. You need algebra to know this and you need this to know this and you need this to know this." So then if
6:43 you ask but why is the this in the ████ trigonometry whatever? You're like well you don't even know the other thing first and they go just have to listen to what I say. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. >> Um one day >> my mom said I I redpilled her. >> Your mom said those exact words. He was like, she's like a trad uh when I would ask questions, she would get mad cuz she can't answer it, right? But then her pride would just be like, "Man, just got to ████ listen to what mom says." And later she'd be like researching why she doesn't know. >> So it'll be like normal questions like, >> "Why do we have to go to school?" And she goes, >> "My mom did love you." That's sort of next level um thought stone for that
7:33 generation. >> Unheard of. Holy ████ >> Crazy. >> Cuz and then she she remembered like her childhood >> and when she she was just curious about the world, it would get stamped out and then so she was just like, "Oh, f███." Like I'm repeating it. >> But she said it took like a while though. It didn't happen overnight. It was like 8 years of telling me, "You stupid. You don't know what you're talking about." And then later going into a dictionary and then trying to see what that thing means and that. Yeah. But yeah, and then later she was like, "Damn, it's crazy. I didn't realize how my world was." She was like, "My world was so um brainwashed that you were unlocking regular questions that I didn't question." So I was like, "Damn." Cuz um my grandma told me, I mean told her that before she reads a book, she my grandma has to read it and approve of it
8:23 before she gets >> a book. >> Dang. >> Like Yeah. like she she has to make like she she Kim Jong- illed her, you know, like >> every piece of content and reality was controlled by my grandma. >> So when she was little, she would question like normal life ████ and then grandma would be like cuz God said so. And she goes, I guess >> that's pretty good reason. >> And eventually she felt stupid for questioning anything. >> Yeah. >> Is that the way you don't want to be like him? >> I don't want to be like me when I if I had a kid, dude. Like it's not that. >> Let's dive into that. We don't want to be like you >> asking too many ████ questions, dude. It'll be so annoying when I see all my friends with the most like easiest kids and they just don't ████ think and but they just take orders.
9:13 >> I mean, you want a kid that thinks. >> Yeah, but like you know like those good obedient kids. >> I was like I was not that like what do you think your kid's going to ask you? Like won't it be like kind of cute questions that you'll >> No, dude. Kids be asking 10 questions. >> They ask you about Nan King. >> No, they don't they don't listen. They just ask you 15 questions at once. >> I think asking questions shows intelligence because it shows that they're curious and >> Yeah, that's true. >> Just eat your sandwich and watch TV. >> You're just trying to listen to the ████ new Justin Bieber album. He's trying to understand how how kids get kidnapped and ████ You're like, "Oh ████ >> ████ I'm trying to listen to his album. >> He'd be asking how kids get kidnapped. >> No, he asked crazy ████ questions. >> That makes sense. >> In the most like he's like why do people even want to kidnap kids?
10:03 >> And I'm like there's ████ there's like I'm like I'm like I'm like there's like a lot of people I was like you know your family like everyone feels loved. I'm like some people they don't feel loved and when they grow up they want to take out that anger or violence against someone else. And he goes and and he goes, "Okay." And it's it's always in bits and pieces, you know, then it'll be like at the gas station and there's like three cop cars. He goes, "Oh, so if I'm here and a stranger comes talking to me and he wants to kidnap, he probably won't cuz there's cops around, right?" I'm like, "Most likely, probably not." He goes, "What if all the cops arrested all the kidnappers?" I was like, "Thank you. >> We're gonna need more cops." >> And he's like, >> "Just scare them." >> Yeah. >> He was like, he's like, "Then then would there not be any more kidnappers?" And I'm like, the problem is there's new ones being made all the time. There's a factory of them. >> Kidnap factory.
10:53 >> Yeah, they multip. >> So we have we just have conversations. >> You didn't explain that sometimes even the cops are the kidnappers. >> Not yet. That's next level. That's next level. >> Oh ████ >> That is a rabbit. >> That's calculus, dude. >> Next level. Not yet. Not yet. >> His reaction. >> What? >> Sometimes the teachers >> I did tell him though. One time I did tell him like sometimes the cops are bad guys. Oh, >> that then that did blow his mind. He was like, >> "That's pretty cool, though." >> For a kid to understand, >> cuz I was like, at the end of the day, I'm like, the only two people that really care about you are your mom and your dad, no matter what. >> Yeah. >> So, I'm like, that's the only person you can >> Mom, dad, silent mic. >> Yeah. That you could trust 100%. >> I'm like, everyone else, I'm like, if you even talk to a cop and it starts to feel weird or fishy, I'm like, if you run away from the cop, I won't blame you. >> That's cool. >> We'll deal with the cop together.
11:43 >> Yeah, that's cool. But yeah, they ask ████ crazy ass questions. >> It's cool that he makes connections in different situations though. Like that's cool that he follows up about it. >> Yeah. >> You know what's cooler? A kid that just reads a book in the backseat and shuts the ████ up. See? >> See? >> That's what I'm saying. >> A real kidnappable kid. >> No, but in our situation, he's thinking your kid doesn't Your kid doesn't think at all. >> He might be thinking about the book silently. Your kids just eating a sandwich and watching TV. >> Yeah. >> He's not even looking up. >> He's reading a book. >> He's always looking down wherever he goes. >> That must be fun to blow his mind though with like stuff when you actually do answer and it's like >> kidnapping >> well about anything. Like >> here's the thing though. The thing is
12:33 it's like you think you're ████ dragging things into the hard drive, right? >> You're like, "Okay, cool." And then sometimes I'll give this crazy explanation and he goes, "My favorite jelly beans root be a flow and you're like, "Did you even listen after 30 minutes of me talking? >> I just dropped bars for you right now. It was so hard for me to break down." >> And I'm like, "What the did that even stick, bro?" >> Wasted my goddamn time. >> He's like, "Yeah, root beer float." For sure. >> Rub your flow is my favorite jelly bean. That's for sure. That's for sure. >> He's like, "Mango, no. Rub beer flow. Rub your float." Man, kids are great, dude. >> Dude, sometimes even the cops are bad. Whoa, it is root beer. >> Exactly. Exactly, dude. That's exactly how it is. >> Just show him Infernal Affairs and pick him up later. >> Yeah. Yeah. Show him with movies. He'll
13:23 probably know. >> Hard boiled.
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