0:05 Welcome back to the episode of Cabin Boys. We have Drew Belcher with us today. Um you said something really cool on a on a podcast that I heard and I wanted to see if you would expand on it cuz cuz you weren't able to at this one. But you said um something along the lines of uh If it's you know what? If it's if it's there, it's just there. I don't you know, I'm just this is it's around, you know? This is It's all a legend. I think someone was you were like asking someone or you had mentioned something about saying like oh like have you told have you told any previous girlfriend that you've had I love you? And then um like yeah, but you didn't mean it any other time except now. >> I know where yeah yeah yeah. Okay. Uh Okay, yeah. So in my previous relationships I've been in I'm a lover. I'm a lover. I'm such a ████ lover, dude. I've been in like long-term
0:55 relationships for like all my relationships Back to back? Yeah, but they're all kind of like that two-year mark and then I I do something stupid and just and ████ it all up. Mhm. But it's like nothing ever really longer than two years. And like I had said I love you many times before I met Carolyn my my wife. Uh but that wasn't love. I I I can honestly comfortably 100% with certain say I never loved any of the my ex-girlfriends. >> And did you know it then when you said it or did you know it like in retrospect when you No. You learned a new new layer of love that made you go Oh, that wasn't love. >> No, for sure. Yeah. Oh, you knew it then. I know I learned it now. >> Now, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Never loved those girls. Like this is love. You don't love them hoes. Didn't love any of them. Not not truly. Like I may have said I love you and love you and probably in love with them to some extent, but not like this. But you love strippers. You know what? I love big booty ████
1:45 You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you right now you get me an ATM machine and a couple cocktails and some strippers we can swipe all night and just >> Palomino or Little Darlings? Oh, neither. Neither. We got to take you to a real strip club. This is Vegas. Oh, what are we talking about? Oh, no. So he's big timing us right now. No. Wait, there's a section 10 strip club too? >> Oh, there's you know what? Locals only. Get a little party bus. I'm telling you right now the best strip club in Vegas is one that you would not assume. It's Chica's Bonitas. >> Oh, the Latina one? Allegedly. But back to being in love. Yes, I can 100% comfortably say that I never loved any of those girls. Not truly. Just cuz the things that I did in those past relationships I would never think about doing in this my my my marriage. Okay. Obviously. Just there's just a certain level of respect, a certain level of love, a certain level of trust, a certain level of just Dude, I look at her
2:35 like she's my idol and my role model. Like I hope to be or live up to anything that she is. Like that's what I hope to be at all times, you know? Like I'll even just look at her like doing random ████ like helping out with the kid or doing dishes or doing whatever and I'm just like man I cannot believe I bagged that ████ >> So you do that gay thing where you just stare at her inside and just go Not yeah. Yeah, you know, kind of. I'm just like dude I bagged that, bro. Like that's like that's my wife and it's crazy about it as cheesy and corny and as it is to say. Uh but yeah, I can 100% I you just don't do the things that I was doing to ex-girlfriends and say you love them. You know, for sure. This is a I truly love love love love my wife. Wow, yeah. Does there are shoes like are they stinky though? Like if you smell inside of her shoe it's >> Oh, I'll smell them all day for sure. Oh, okay. It's that kind of love. Yeah. Oh, yeah. When you see her underwear does it look like somebody ████
3:25 vomited inside of it? Are you relating your actual problems? You know what? So fun fact, I You know what I'm talking about. Don't even try. >> yeah. I've never uh I've never heard my wife uh fart or >> Me neither. Yeah. Same. It's crazy. I don't even I'm 100% convinced that she doesn't even poop. 100%. Like 100%. >> a colostomy bag? I don't know. I don't know where she go where she sticks away to the casino or what, but it's like She just takes a big ████ I just straight dropping Korean ████ bombs. My wife's Korean for the record. I don't want the listener ████ knows. All right. Yeah. But yeah, no. So Yeah, it's it's it's a crazy relationship, but I'm so blessed, so fortunate and it's like the craziest ████ thing. >> Are you guys all the same way where like the last girls that you said I love you
4:15 to in the past you don't you now know that that couldn't have been love? Yes. Thousand million billion. Really? Okay. And are is are you guys married? Yeah. Um soon to be, yeah. Okay. And we're all simp as ████ according to the audience, but it's fine. Yeah, we're pretty simp Yeah, I'm a simp for my wife. We found our one. I think I think it's a little bit two-fold. I think some I think some of the love is like obviously we reached a way higher level of love than previous. But I also think some of that love is also built over time. So like let's say in an alternate universe is it possible that me and like the girl I was with in college could that love have built higher? I think it could have been. I get what you're saying. You can build it. But yeah, but for sure like the amount of time that we've had, the amount of dedication, all of that it's like it's like everything else is like having a puppy
5:06 versus you had like But I think like what Drew's saying is like I wasn't mature enough to love the way that I love now. That too. That That too, yeah. Yeah. I really was not secure enough with who I am and mature enough. And I think those are two big components to actually accepting that you can love somebody like really really hard. >> Yeah, that's that's the best way to put Back then love was either I'm horny as ████ so I I'm infatuated or you were kind of thinking that's what you're supposed to do because you've been around together for so long now and it's kind of like we're comfortable I guess I love you. But it's not even I don't know. It's nothing like the the level of like comfort and like oh yeah, this is what it's supposed to be. I like to tell people like I have been the biggest scumbag like ever and all that ████ and like my wife like dotes on on me now and
5:57 publicly dotes on me and stuff like that, but like I was the so many ████ would be like there's no ████ way that guy is that way because I was not secure enough with myself or understanding enough like or confident enough with myself to have handled them. And so like I remember even yelling at girls and like just getting jealous over stupid things. Like I just wasn't ready at all. And you just don't know when you're not ready. You're just in it and you're just in the whirlwind and you have to be very mature I think to handle a marriage. I also thought that girls that love was something that women just wanted and guys just had to kind of like roll with. Yeah. I wanted as much as girls, but like we do it because we love them. It's like going through a wedding. Like it's like something like that. I also thought that it was my job to adapt to their language of that. Like in the past. You know what I mean? I'm like oh, how does she think love's meant to be? Then that's what I'll try
6:48 to do. Are you big on like love languages? Oh, yes. Like the acts of service? >> Attitude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So mine is like physical touch and my wife hates ████ physical touch. Like I'm grabbing her She hates physical touch. >> you up right now? I'm just trying to grab titties, you know what I mean? Yes, sir. She ████ hates physical >> She hates it? Hates it. Dressing like that. Hates it. Hates No, she doesn't even flaunt her titties anymore. Not not like back in the day. Hers are acts of service and quality time. Uh The Asian side exactly. Okay. Okay. Yeah. And mine is just stroke me, you know what Yeah. Found the compromise between like the priorities of those things. >> she gives me exactly and loves me how I want to be loved and I love her how she wants to be loved. That's the thing. You should be like treat everyone the way you want to be treated. No, you got to treat people the way they want to be treated.
7:38 Yeah, so that's the thing. And like people say like oh man, I would move mountains for my wife and it's like but you can't really move a mountain. You know what I mean? Or they don't even want the mountain moved. >> I can absolutely burn this ████ down for my wife and I can and will. I do not play about my wife, you know? I will 100% burn down ████ Santa Claus. >> Burn all the BLM land. Again. You are fine, sir. You cannot light that on fire. You are ████ fine, sir. Yeah. Uh but yeah, no. That that's a good little topic about love for sure. Yeah. Oh, interesting. Are you guys with the love language of you and your wives? How far off is it? It's it's spot on cuz we're both acts of service and hanging quality time, yeah. You're an acts of service guy? Wait, wait, wait. I thought all the straight guys are physical touch, huh? >> Bro, yeah. Come on, dude. Who doesn't want to get
8:29 stroked off? Actually service is me. No, I am I'm just like like I want her to just hang out with Yeah. Quality time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Quality time, yeah. Yeah. But she's acts of service quality time. Okay. I mean I still love just sitting at home with my wife and just kicking it. And me too. Same. And we watch like garbage reality TV together. We watch Bro, it is my favorite. Trash TV is my absolute No way, dude. You're just like this guy. >> ████ favorite. >> Were you raised in a hoarder home? Oh, please say yes. No, but god damn it, dude. I Give me some trash TV. >> watch Bachelor and stuff? Oh yeah, dude. Oh about it. The Love Island ████ It's trashy ████ bro. Yes. Dump garbage on our heads, dude. I Smell me and garbage. Yeah. What about Vigio? What's her love language again? Man, she's a complicated ████ dude.
9:20 Yeah. Cuz I I feel like all chicks are all of them. It just depends on what their mood is. Oh yeah, where they're at in their cycle. >> they she'll be like oh, you know what? I'm words of affirmation. You give her all that and then you and then they're like what the ████ Like that's not working anymore. All of a sudden you got to switch it up. That's what's sad. But I think I think her her true one or her her dominant one is probably acts of service. Acts of service is her But mine is quality time. So for me I'm like I told her like if we could be like koalas, like that'd be me. I go shooting, I go do all the ████ I want and she's just stuck to me like a backpack. Yeah. That I'd be like the happiest camper in the world. Yeah, but hers is like if she if I even tidy up a little bit around the house, then she's sucking dick. Dude, same. >> Yeah, yeah. Same. Right off the >> don't want it? off the bat. Yeah, she's
10:10 like she'll just get like one day she was out doing whatever getting her hair done whatever and I'm like oh, you know what? The kitchen was kind of messy. I tidy it up and she came home she was just all horny all of a sudden. I'm like that's ████ crazy. I just did washing dishes ever since. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, once they create a pattern with that, you just become a really good boy. Like they Like they really train us to like to do that ████ you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Like this gets me ████ Yeah. I was such a good boy the other night. I just I saw dishes in the sink and I was like I'm just going to ████ do this. And then the next day Nikki's like oh my god thank you for doing this ████ and I'm just like I forgot I even ████ did it. I was like listening to a podcast. But like I'm like ████ yeah, I got points. Let's go boys. >> With a clicker after a while you don't even need a treat. You just That's it. It's so sick. Good. I love that. >> And you said Geo's changes randomly day
11:01 by day? Man, she can't ████ make up her mind. It's like one day it's this words of affirmation. I give all this affirmation and the next day it's like I thought I was supposed to make her happy. But also I think maybe I'm like what you know those commercials those ████ uh Warhead commercials where it's sour and sweet. So it could be like I gave her words of affirmation but then also crashed her car. And I'm like ████ why you so ████ angry? I literally told you how beautiful you are but you're like my bumper needs to get fixed now. So it could be Maybe maybe you guys work on a point system like You get 10 dude. After 10 you're out. She's like you were cat calling me and you wrapped our car around a tree. You hit a fire hydrant dude. That's ████ up. >> What's Hannah's love language? Bro. British? No, it's every Oi, hang out with me. Oi.
11:52 It's we're both the same where it's everything but gift giving. So we don't buy ████ for each other but but we do but just doesn't mean it's mean like we're not very material just doesn't mean anything. But I get hella lucky where I stumble into doing romantic ████ and I like get credit for it. A lot. Like accidentally. I just wanted to go to the beach so I just take her and she goes ooh, you're so spontaneous. Like we get to go out. But that's your own impulse you That's I I do that all the time. Like come with me. Like we're just doing something. And but she loves it cuz she's like you know, that's fun for her, you know? She's like we get to a little break and we get to appreciate time and like >> If it's from your own impulsive nature then. That's good. So and then she was like um Yeah, and some of the stuff like I'm being thoughtful too. It's not just for me but like I'll be like oh, she's
12:42 probably going to want this. So it's those things where I'm thinking about oh, she has an A yes I'm going to grab her some food or whatever and then she she's like oh, you thought ahead. So I get ahead. You know? Let's go boy. So you get it. >> It's a dream. Yeah. That's a perfect fit right there. Huh? That's a perfect fit right there. It's the luckiest I've been feeling because I don't actually have to work sometimes and I'm just surprised like I get I get a ████ A plus but I didn't know that I did it. Like I didn't have to think. >> It's like Bart said this morning like it's not if it's great, it's not hard. Like it's really easy. Yeah. Like I don't have to plan a whole elaborate thing. Like some dudes got to go ████ oh, I'm going to get a yacht and Yeah, dude. Like I got to do I love you baby like ████ 10 things I hate about you. It's
13:32 like oh my god Christ. None of that ████ >> Yeah. Yeah, that is true. Has she ever pulled your ladies pulled the whole if I was a worm like would you still love me ████ What is that one? >> Yes. >> It's like the viral thing that women are asking their men like would you still love me if I was a worm? It's like the I said ████ no, I ain't no bird. Turned into a worm, would you still love and care for her and take care of her as a worm? How big are the worm's titties? My dog. My dog, dude. Hey. I'm like what the hell? >> my boy. Thinking outside the box. >> Does she have a mouth? Yeah. >> can that worm get brother? That's a good ending. Bro, that's so good. >> Thank you.
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