0:00 I think they saw us kind of stalling on the green head so oh wait a second and they took the green heads away and then later they brought back a fried rice made out of the green head and seaweed and whatever but still back in the crab head oh they gauged you and then like made that's cool they that pretty cool and that fried rice is really imagine they see Gio they just bring back [Music] tacos welcome to a randomly awesome episode of careful boys where Gio just happened to pop in oh wow what are you doing over here uh so Bart forgot to bring you guys something back from Korea and he was like hey do you think you could bring it back and I'm here bringing it and then it was like hey why don't you just kick it and I was like let's kick it yeah show us what you brought so you came all the way from Korea GAA bch and Son of a
0:51 bch son of a bch ████ I had really dope snacks for you guys and I was going to make snack bags and he was like no we're getting these just that bag so it's like 20 people we could have snack bags you want eat GAA do we get to try it he doesn't even know what it is he didn't read the description open it up let's try it I want to try aren't you like lactose intolerant this is like just cheese we'll just be farting as it's for Asians here's a goua for you pass one down give me one of them gas yeah hey K you want a GAA I'm waiting for the moment that people from Korea are like these suck all right so today we're going hey why is it in Vietnamese it says real cheese oh my God it's not even Korean chill for my yo this is a Vietnamese candy oh shots fire at the Koreans y Vietnamese
1:41 has GAA oh hey Ken what does it say right under here it says under cheese topping it says Bon BN cracker bro this is a Ritz cracker with cheese on it all right so we're going to T we're going to taste test these Korean goodies that uh Bart and GI brought back no no that happened to be cheese just just bar okay oh you're not cosigning this swe at all I wanted to give you guys really delicious snacks no you guys this is so you guys are married you're in on this together matter he legit pulled the snacks out of the carart and was like no don't give is it supposed to be stuck together it's Ritz oh no they're not it's pretty good hey hey you know you know where um I thought this was about like go like huk Korean right yeah it's good cracker it's a is that what that's what they're trying to say it's a I don't know good cracker it tastes what do you think it
2:32 tastes like but it says good cracker on the top it's actually pretty good it's a little bit Savory and a little bit sweet it's like rits plus Those cheese and cracker things where you have the red stick that you put the cheese on it yeah but slightly sweeter it's a combo yeah a little bit go it's cier let's try bch hey B looks a little bit more promising marab binci I like GAA all over all over Korea there was like inspirational quotes but they translated you know how she gets Translate Lost in Translation I don't know what they were trying to say like ever B it was like Mar today is gone tomorrow is forever and you just have to stay this is Korean I was like what the ████ are you talking about L that's Korean very Korean while we're trying to tell us about your Korea trip what even brought you out there in the first place um so
3:22 David had put the trip together I don't know if it was for him and his wife but you weren't even invited um you weren't even invited I was but he told me but I had ████ to do yeah anyway you got to run his jby store I know so David could go on vacations um yeah and then they brought it up and it's just assumed with I mean the relationship David and I have unlike Joe I don't need formal invitations okay I just assume and David assumes too that whenever we have anything you can just insert yourself and it's highly acceptable so that's exactly what happened um yeah and there was just a bunch of us that were like Hey we're in and and that was kind of it oh cool why do these smell weird it does but tastes it tastes better than it smells it's actually it's better than the cheese one and you guys still put it in your mouth we're Asian dude we got try I like G more it smells like this tasted I didn't
4:14 try this I don't I liked it good you ate it though but you ate this thing it smells smell like a bite take a bite smells like feet but it's the cheese wasn't I'm not going to bite this dude it smells like a I think GAA is better than this reallya tastes like artificial cheese and it says that's the main nothing but a Bachi but you failed B I like bch and guka I like bch bch is good here you can have my bch yeah I here binge hey all right I don't like the jokes now okay too mean how did Tao like Korea he loved it um he really liked it I mean he's sick so he can't really elaborate what he liked about it but he was really really sad the day we were leaving like as we were headed to the airport he was just so moody and I was like dude what's going on I'm like this is not like you man what's happening he goes I'm just dad I don't want to leave and of course I was trying to ask like well what what about it that you like is
5:05 it the friends is it like exploring the food he goes I don't know I'm just sad I'm like all right well that's it uh how many cities did you guys go to two so we were in Soul and then from Soul we went to Busan did you get did you get to visit the famous uh Landmark site of a Korean translator from the military um I don't know did we did we get to go there we went to a um what is it called Busan we went to like where Temple when North Korea smashed all the way down to the bottom where they set up the the new South Korea Capital which is pan there they had a Korean uh Marine Monument there which is cool oh but I did look it up I was trying to go there to to the old base I was at and it was like I think like an hour train ride
5:55 away so it's kind of like out of our like our our trip but I really want go I was like dude how hilarious would it be but you should have been a tour guide there too I know and it spoke fake Korean T he was he was singing a lot of like Korean folk music like as we were walking down the street and like clearly he doesn't know what he's talking about but all the people are looking at I'm like what the ████ is this going on was it different from when we went in what 2008 was did Soul change oh yeah dude 14 years it's got way more highte 16 years 16 years what are the changes what are the changes that were different um I think ours was our tour was more controlled cuz we had a tour guide I think this one was cool was more like a locals view cuz I think David and Mari already been a bunch of times so we got to go to like a lot of the markets and
6:45 stuff and it was just like a different uh perspective so you guys didn't do the tourist stuff like you didn't go to the castle you didn't do the oh we did on our own later cuz uh David ended up getting sick for like 5 days oh yeah he had like aever I don't know but he was in a hotel room for like 5 days straight which sucks cuz it sucks dude he's got that Korean Co dude yeah he Korean Co so we we checked out a bunch of the cool local stuff and then we ended up um uh going to see the castle in our own time cast of the time pretty cool what was the best food you guys get out oh yeah how was the Korean barbecue out there it was really good yeah so I kept hearing that the yeah it's just called barbecue bro um in Korea it's still called Korean barbecue yeah of course it is cuz like this is cordan everything isord number one always when they talk about fruits
7:37 yeah don't blame yeah see Korean pair Korean sea snail it's not just sea snail no it's a Korean number one sea snail better number one had the say it's a better than a japanes we we did have a tour guide in pan and then um he was talking about how pan which is like the most southern city of Korea is only 4-Hour ferry ride away from one of the most southern cities in Japan and so he was talking about how like you know they've been yeah it's really close they've been beefing for centuries and stuff and then he was like honestly Japanese and Korean is same people but they never say sorry so we never forget him we never for I was like dude that's that's literally Korean History Channel what's how come you don't say sorry yeah go say sorry we said sorry over 20 times
8:27 already but not but it wasn't real they gave over a billion dollars already in sorry funds but did they say sorry yeah they want you to say it with and they want you to for real so sorry yeah by that time they're like no more sores we already said it let's say in this imaginary scenario Japan hires you to say sorry officially how do you how do you do it go do it Koreans I'm so sorry no you know how Japanese people are supposed to say sorry you guys B in the States you Ste on my need to ████ put it in your stomach my name is j today I am very sorry for my ancestor there you go wait you need a second no no that's that's if I fail oh
9:18 yeah this I'll still do it anyway that's what happens if the sorry fails no that literally what you that is that is you know why cuz you go like this and then you go here's all my ████ guts you son of a ████ I'm ████ sorry I'm sorry and then um this this this is like oh you're showing a little pain you little ████ oh disgrace ████ that's what you don't want you want the this one not you just and no you don't ████ do it I'm not ████ like how the intestine that feels that feels like it would work I'm sorry I don't know if any Japanese guy that wants to do that right now I don't think any of them want to do that it's not pretty it's not chill it's not sexy yeah pretty sexy they say sorry so many times in cre just forget dude can you
10:10 just Google that did Japan say sorry to Korea they did a million times we'll see about that what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we have for you it's super duper access for only our super duper exclusive lovers like yourselves you're going to be getting one never been released director's Cup every week but not only that you get another fresh too hot for YouTube video we say some crazy ████ on there two videos a week but not only that you get to join our Discord and come chat with us direct access we're in there the whole careful Boys in there jumping in dog piling on people
11:01 laughing playing joking whatever and you can come talk to us directly so if you like what we do and what we've been doing for the past 10 years please support our patreon and click the link below to get all the details there's so many different tears you can see it when you click that I mean is this one of the things where the Japanese kind of changed all the books you know what I'm saying and you guys are little book Changers yeah we're not going to say sorry I heard that Japan changed Korea used to be spelled a c to a k so that it would come after the letter J maybe wow cuz Korea was originally spelled as Korea with a c I thought it was with the G like goria goria I don't think they even call Korea Korea they called it chosen chosen yeah that's even how my dad referred to yeah my Korean friends cuz I think Korea is
11:51 such a new thing my dad called oh that's your chosen friend I what the ████ what do you me chosen friend oh like J SE o n right yeah apparently they apologized in 19 1990 that's very oh you know what he said though what he said was I was like didn't I didn't they apologize go they only apologize to America not to Korea what did you type in they apologize to Korea literally wrote did Japan ever apologize to Korea did write that yep but it said apologize to only to America no that's not what that says it just says that the Emperor akihito who you probably know he's reflecting upon the suffering that your people underwent during this unfortunate period which was brought about by our nation I cannot but feel the deepest remorse that's a great by
12:42 the emperor that's what I'm saying they did so the thing is every different Administration they go and then they they say that and then they go no they go give me more relief money oh so they they paid over a billion like like 1. billion or whatever over the year since World War II every decade a different Administration will take power in South Korea and then they'll be like they'll just be like hey Japan you still owe us what do you think I don't want to be that guy I don't want to be that country time for another payment and in Japan's like we paid you they're like no no no you didn't pay me you paid the other Administration that's a good racket they should just keep they should keep doing that every every and then they tell their people you see these dirty ass
13:32 Japanese they never ████ pay jack ████ they never said nothing they never said sorry felt like it was doing okay though right it didn't look like it needed could have used a few more relief dollars from I mean it looked pretty good to me yeah it looked pry good to me I don't know I don't think they need more money every taxi we got in that fool couldn't wait to brag about how sick Hyundai's doing it's like you know the our Korean History Channel characters it I was like oh ████ this is like cuz when me and Joe are just like making fun of our friends uncles and grandpas or whatever I'm like this is like the minute we got into one car he goes did you know Honda uh Hyundai ionic pip is a world champion electric car hey it's a pretty sick car and I was like over there it's really sick what different it's different how is it different way better but I was
14:23 like I was like oh how come like more people don't drive they don't know they they always see erase it everybody doesn't know it they change history they Ras they Ras the pr all that stuff and then and then like every single car this is a Hye Sonata or was it Kia Sonata I forgot which one this one is a luxury is oh this one is a j is a better than Mercedes it was like every car we got into it was like watching Korean History Channel play out but in real life that's what I liked about Korea though everyone speaks English yeah I felt like it was way easier to to get around their version of English though cuz they'll be like oh where are you from and then Jill was like oh America go oh America he goes ah United States like like you're wrong corre yeah
15:15 America oh no no United repeat after me technically right yeah he's technically right cuz America is like North and South America that that's true yeah imagine they're like are you North America or South America anything north south gives them trauma how many days were you guys out there for the max that I can possibly ever do on travel 10 oh 10 days is the most that's it on day nine I was like ████ for any place is it because is it because you're only in one space or can you like do more if you're going around to different places I just like my routine I just like structure in my life so when I'm like living out of suitcases and just like what are we doing the next day and like having to think so much I don't like it I don't like to think you know what I mean maybe you're just going to the wrong countries why don't you go
16:05 to like a you know like a Caribbean island or something um then I'm doing nothing then I'm doing the same thing over and over again I just need it no because then I'm I'm not productive yeah I feel guilty so you probably do really well in jail huh start push-up you'll get Jack bro you get so Jack and if you're not doing anything you feel guilty it's like that's why you're in jail prisoner of the month join a Convent a Convent yeah no I like cussing oh you like cussing being first cussing Priestess or some ████ favorite favorite Korean food favorite Korean food oop um live octopus right did he tell you what we ate yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah go through go down the list of you like it yeah yeah you like seafood no okay so I didn't grow up with a lot of seafood like um I didn't have my first like sushi Sashimi until like my mid to late 20s and that's
16:57 only because I had a dream about it umos yeah I had a dream that I ate it and it was really good like the MLK of sushi eating I had a dream yep one day I will um so I'm already not used to it right so then they're starting bringing they started bringing all these dishes they started with the live octop octopus first live is good so the one that's still moving they put their soy sauce on it and it goes even crazier this one was sesame oil green green onions andame seeds I like that though yeah yeah show show me how to do it and that already was pretty gnarly right so then David and you haven't had that before ever I mean it's just already hard for me she still hasn't had it oh you didn't eat it ████ no you did did ta eat it yes no no he didn't everything but the octopus crazy cuz there one part I was trying to feed it to him I was trying to pull the tentacle but the tentacle was so stuck
17:48 to the plate I lifted the whole plate and he was like oh no no no no no no so you're the only one who ate that the rest of the group did most people did did you eat it yeah I you think I had it before so it was like crazy it's good what was the next one that you ate uh so I didn't eat a lot of these things okay um then they bring out what was it like a plate of like uh all the raw stuff no no it was um what is that called was it the steam stuff no the the ████ glass sucker oh Abalone glass sucker so then they bring out your glass sucker Abalone is pretty Cal stuck to the plate it looked ████ gnarly it looked like a flattened out roly poly bro like I'm not eating that ████ Abalone it doesn't look good it's whole they bring out a PL of a grilled grilled whole Abalone so it looked like someone
18:38 got roly py and then smashed it it's not like filleted or something hi hello Colleen is here right now yes yeah hello we're talking about Abalone got anything all right what's the next one that you didn't eat okay that I abolutely did not eat that then the next one they brought out were clams right those big ass ████ clams and scallops yeah oh clams but they're not they're not farm raised so they're like real life caught scallops and clamps so the shells have crazy Barnacles they're gritty huh yes I couldn't do that did you eat anything well we're getting there hungry most and then they had the ████ snail right hey yo do that again the slug dude you pulled it out and it's like a ████
19:30 fat ass worm dude and it smelled funny and then one of one of our friends drank the juice I drank it too it was bitter and they were like dare that's potent I'm like bro that's not that's not a ████ word I want to hear when I'm eating food Oh you mean sea snail was it sea it's like a big sea but yeah I don't know if it's it's proo escar go can kiss my ass too okay that's nasty I was trying to give a piece I was like hey wait a second I I bit it I was like just cuz the whole time you're trying to act like this is normal food so he doesn't freak out absolutely was it David's idea does he like this stuff were you also no so I think they just bought a family plan I think they were talking family plan like a Sprint thing like they were just like we have this many people yeah you get two crabs you get two crabs like instead of like picking
20:21 things that were like well what would you recommend for this size of group right so then they that's what they recommended so as it was coming out David was also looking at me like what the ████ like like I didn't feel bad because everyone at the table was like bro but then were you trying as hard as BART to like normalize it for time sure I wasn't saying anything but I was just kind of like hanging out you know and then people would ask me like oh how do you like it and I'm like oh you know I'm just waiting out my options I'm just kind of like chilling here a little bit like I just and L later you're like it made me vomit um so then they bring that out I'm saving myself for the lamp race yeah then they bring out the ████ crab which I'm like all right chill this is this is Chill I got this that's that's like yeah the crab was cool uh then they take off the head part and I know a lot of people like the head part and then they mix it with rice and I was like all right I guess I could try that the green stuff should like it it's good with r it was all right but then they ended up doing something i' never seen before is
21:12 they they like I think they saw us kind of stalling on the green head so they oh wait a second and they took the green heads away and then later they brought back a fried rice made out of the green head and seaweed and whatever but still back in the crab head so I think they're like oh I don't think these fools want to eat this oh they gauged you and then like made they changed it for you and that fried rice was imagine they see Gio they just bring back ████ tacos I wish no then David was like bro he's like he's like dude I've never asked you for anything in our friendship I've never asked you for anything he goes can you please just eat the octopus for me and I was like ████ dude I'm like I've never asked you for anything either if you want me to cry stay even dude I started like about to start crying like my the thought of eating octopus yes well she also doesn't want to disappoint David she's like if you're really going to ask I'm like I'll do it but I'm about
22:02 to cry I'm like so if you want to see this old ████ cry I I'll do it and then he felt bad so then we it was just damn it was nullified it was just a truce it was fun what if what if you would have loved it imagine that no it's impossible you would have just become a freak for octopus from then on Impossible have you ever had it no I've never had it would you have it I've never have not even the one that doesn't move I haven't the octopus made me bite my own tongue for real what do you mean like he coer you yeah it's still moving right it's still moving no it's still moving and sucking so uh I put it on my tongue this ████ latched onto my tooth and right when I was about to bite down he pulled my my tongue between my teeth it's like one like a premeditated cry thing I down on was my tongue I like you ████ so they are smart yeah and he's laughing in there he got you ████
22:54 yeah got him sick would you eat a live octopus Colleen I'm good she said no no way no way clean would after hearing art story just now absolutely not seen those round eyes she maintains she wouldn't do it yeah you guys are courageous it just tastes like cartilage it does or like sucks on gelatinous cartilage your favorite thing out of all thator board was just the crab thing uh if we want to call it favorite yeah wait but scallop is so good so you just don't like Koreans yeah that's what it sounds like ████ gnarly looking Seafood you guys want to talk about how Japanese never say sorry she just dissed all of your food no way you call the Korean people gnarly looking Seafood no the seafood is gnarly looking
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