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Some of Us Think Italian Food Sucks

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0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys today you're hanging out with us during lunch lunch hours it's lunch hours dude I'm here can't see me it's a fact you think this one sucks no this the one I got sucks oh the one you got sucks you're on camera can you can't talk you can't talk yes I can damn you got it you got it I got boom and it sucks what is it why is it bad it's verelli noodles with beef steak okay the beef is dry and hard okay sick why' you do that with your eyebrows after you said hard you went prove it I didn't do it he's right I can't get them he off camera spice is so good I really like the spice dude it's

0:51 19 bucks for like this much noodles and beef and everything else is like seems like K doesn't like this place he does not like it every hurt right now okay in West Lake is the bomb every I like the other stuff though we're trying out here oh yeah I can now that's the way you do f one look at that ████ oh wow yeah I think this place is good I do think it's overpriced it's definitely overpriced oh man don't say that they won't be able to get no more oh yeah well we're doing budget cuts guys that's let's do it is no more how much is it a box it's like 20 bucks almost well that's cheaper than yesterday's burrito cuz the ████ breakfast burritos were 20 bucks a burrito okay that's that's nice it was called like the breakfast burrito dream or something mhm there's a place in pasta called waking late so bom but

1:42 those are also 20 bucks they're $22 and your heart ████ dies but because it's $22 for a breakfast burrito but let me tell you it's so good it's worth it and I get mad at it cuz I'm like God damn these breakfast are so good but I will pay $20 some dipping sauce you know some breakfast burritos when you get the hash browns in there it's not chis their hash brown or their tater tot or whatever they use very crispy on the inside but that's the price if you go to them so you know like delivery price though the reason why it's so expensive is these ████ they mark it up they take 30% from you yeah like not the the restaurant has to charge that much because Uber Eats door Dash all them yeah they take 30 ████ per. for a restaurant that's insane yes cuz most of them work on less than a 15% margin MH so it's like we have to like we have to

2:35 increase it by hella or else it's like you just don't make any money and now everybody has to get delivery now there's no going back once people taste of that they're like oh it's too it's the height of luxury the the attractiv of not having to stop what you're doing mhm it's pretty good well and living in La not having a park oh yeah and you don't have to go outside and get robbed you get robbed and you go get your food and you get robbed for your food too and you're just like ████ I just spent 3 hours and my food got robbed yo did you see there was a ████ video where a pizza guy was delivering a pizza and these guys robbed him for the pizza at gunpoint no way what the ████ dude Pizza it's insane they were like give me the pizza it's like they didn't even take his money so the Rosco in Pasadena during Co a guy came with a ████ bag and at gunpoint stole all

3:27 the chicken and ran away you didn't even take money well you just want all the chicken what are you going to do with all that chicken you know cook it it's not it's not going to be good anymore got cook it fast are um are any of you guys I don't know when this video will come out but do any of you guys have any plans for a certain day coming up on the 14th ooh yeah valentine oh man you said it now we got a hot topics video you you just lost money in your company dude story of my life ████ I got a resi like 2 months ago nice where where at Americana no it's Italian spot um [Laughter] yeah what what is the place called I can't remember I top of my head it's one Raising Canes austeria day ████ whatever oh austeria Red Rock no no no

4:18 is it one of the aeria de la buas there's a lot of esteras huh it's yeah there there's one next to flower child is that one no never mind no no how about B de homo you ever sh there theom de I don't eat there that's fire deu de yo there's a well the Venetian has a lot of Italian places but there's this one place I got to send you um it's pretty ████ fire and then they have like clams Linguini and all this ████ it's I think when it comes down to Italian food Vegas has a lot of good places for that yes they do yeah H well Italian's always been our our tradition cuz um we went to this spot called IL capricio here M every year and like so we have to get itan Big T it's better it's in um it's off Vermont hey let's be

5:09 honest though Italian food whack like he wasn't being honest you thought he was lying the whole time what are you talking about I agree there it is I disagree I think Italian food is one of those things where it's a basic state I don't know anyone that doesn't like it s your sell your point why is it whack why is whack first of all ████ they make the pasta look seem so ████ good and delicious and then when you eat it yeah ████ it's delicious but you get agree with you but you get full so fast at $30 I agree with you oh so so it's the fact that you get full is it what makes you no the fact that you're filled you're only filled because of the cheese it's not a filling of the food and the carbs it's and it's bland good pasta is really Bland and it's not Bland dude the thing okay so L take when you go to Italian when you get Italian when you go to Italian restaurant what's your order

6:00 what kind of pasta do you get he goes to maos shrimp pasta with um Cajun pasta he goes a little is that a Cheesecake Factory yeah I H I'm not going to lie some pasta is fire though you know what I'm saying so keep you're contradicting yourself I know I am I like it I like it but here's the thing I'm giving you guys more time to eat but Che out out check this out it's my last thing to even say Italian okay really it's not your first choice I want to hear what you have to say come over here when you go get Italian food what's your order what do you get so every single Italian restaurant I've ever been to good or like bottom tier like Olive Garden like everything I get is always either BL it's either too bland or if it's like the spaghetti

6:51 meatballs it's too salty wow and then it's mostly carbs and like this much protein usually I even been to like you remember Spoon House Joe yeah the place with like oi pasta and stuff like that stuff's kind of good too but it's also just like all carbs but I don't consider that Italian food I think that's that's no that's Japanese Italian food yeah exactly I'm saying Italian food is even worse in that for me wow have you been to the Olive Garden in Italy no I haven't been to Italy then you don't know what the ████ about do you ever get like KY Pepe do you do like oh so you never even had the hitters bro you got to get the hitters when you go to like the basic level is ketcher or Pepe yeah but here's I know where that is no it's a type of you get type pasta it's a type of pasta it's like the Chow in a Chinese spot it's like that place you took us to when we went was bomb wo's crazy good and no

7:44 protein yeah how about this you give me your Rex for Italian spots and I'll try them and I'll I'll tell you capricio Vermont but right now like a carbon Italian is rank bottom for me right now yeah but here's the thing if you go hey man I would love to pay for your pasta I'll be like ████ love pasta let's go that's a different level I'll be very I'll be very grateful cuz it tastes you like pizza huh do you like pizza n it's not really my gotoo w okay like you must have been a fun kid to hang out with dude yeah I was cuz we were getting spam musu bees every day okay I get you you know what though Italian food in Hawaii is pretty lacking there's like one maybe two okay spots but it's just your palette must be adjusted to that then 100% about Little Italy in San Diego is Italian food there

8:35 okay I it didn't stand out it never stood out to me that's why I hated it cuz I went there I went to Little Italy we got SED I did all that experience was nice I'm not going to lie the experience is nice the the vibe is great but it was a beef pasta and it was just like ground beef with there's definitely some pastas where they're like this is kind of mid you know what I mean or if they don't do it right you're like this kind of sucks yeah there's one place we went to LA has so many good little pasta bars that you guys can go check out where you get like a different SLI like a different kind of pasta that you never had before and you're like yo this is gas that's the thing I would never go and look out go out my way for pasta though I feel out I feel out you got to go with him somewhere let's go dude I'll take like that about Indian food I'll never go out of my way but I always enjoy it when I eat it I love indan food obviously and I

9:25 always go I should eat this more M but when you find a good one though it hits man me and smack eat Indian food a ton like like Banu is one of the best places that I dream about B so bomb dude hey Ryan what if you saw in the back of the kitchen cuz you you couldn't find the bathroom and you saw this I'm sorry it makes it taste better cooking with their foot in the stew all right leave it in damn dude yeah Indian food is Bomb but I think I'm like that's fake for me to say I like Americanized Indian food yeah mhm isn't that mainly just like Southern India I think it's either Northern or Southern that's what's popular in America oh oh really whatever way they're doing it here I definitely feel like I I only like that so it's not legit chicken Tika Masala butter chicken can't beat those

10:16 and then you can ████ off after that the whole men you can ████ off I don't know why they can do it so well in the UK and it's hit or miss here cuz I I I feel like almost every place I went to in the UK the Indians there are like the Mexicans here well like they've been there a long time they know they know it for sure yeah but man it's yeah it's on a different level out there plus because they've been doing it so long I'm sure the competition breeded only the best Indian restaurants in those areas here you can just be one Indian restaurant out of zero in an area and you're like killing it and you only have to put three cubes of ████ chicken Tika Masala in there here what are we going to do about it but also I've had bad Indian food that still tastes better than Italian food oh shut the hell yo you know when you're going when when you go to Italian spot that's how bad it is for me when you go to Italian spot and you're only ordering spaghetti and meatballs you deserve an

11:07 L tried carbonara I've tried it all man you just said you never tried carbonara you said you went to half Japanese carara Italian spot you're were bragging about it and Joel had to ████ mow you had to mow your ass all the way in the dirt do you guys have a go-to when you get Italian food like pasta wise papa papa sounds cool I'm Clans linguini shrimp pasta I like short rib ravioli oh wow ravioli guy huh so we went to this place they make agal Loi you guys ever had agal Loi pasta It's almost like a dumpling do we have that at the thing no we didn't have it they put kind of kind of like that but they do the ones I've had they do like a sweet corn it's so good there's place called chento right they do a sweet corn agal

11:57 Loi go get that ████ you do that to can he'll be like he's like T like this doesn't taste like Bon he's like fuzz better and I'm like dude what what's the competition here fuzz better just enjoy it come on I'm feeding you you know I don't look at Pizza the same even though it's I feel like pizza is an own its own thing even though it's Italian food mhm yeah it's like an Italian IP but like an American execution yeah we also made pizza better I'm sorry we did Detroit is my favorite style Detroit style man my favorite you ever go to like uh Mexico where you have like a real burrito and it's like you can't even recognize it yeah you ever seen that cuz like you know what it is too it's like when they it's like I think for Mexican food specifically it's when they do the basics really well like their tortillas handmade and you can

12:47 smell the corn we went to Bart took us to Tacos El Gordo oh my God and it's like dude just the tortilla alone is a winner like that'll make you can eat anything with this and this is gas fire though it is the beef that they they cook it cuz when we went to guara there's a little taco spot we went to and it's so simple it's like they give you the the spread for tacos but they they do the ranchera meat the Sada and they they cook it over the right uh like I don't know coals or whatever I don't know what they cooking on coals or wood or whatever but it's like it gives you that Smoky taste and it's like you can't beat it you can't beat it with a handmade tortilla and like smoked meat and you're like oh this is this is AAC tacos or Italian food I go tacos tacos tacos that's just my preference though like Italian food or dog food it also depends depends on my mood

13:40 yeah like a lot cuz sometimes I'm really in the mood for Itali food sometimes I just want tacos yeah most of the time tacos is a hitter though you can't really you can't really be tacos let's do another comparison let's go uh I'm going to be known for this now it's D food hater hey D food or gay sex day sex D true true true choose carefully got him got him got him he know SM hot hot take well it's not even hot take but I don't know anyone that likes French food no yeah you know oh they exist yeah I don't either I didn't know they exist AG what ████ uh uh uh uh cro I love though yeah but that's all they got to fruit I don't necessarily like go to like French

14:31 restaurants that's the thing ROM things I like French Vietnamese but then whenever I go to French restaurant I just try to pick the thing that's closest to like a steak Yeah but then it's not memorable steak and fries PS that's America man you can get that anywhere you can get that ████ Denny's you like though the way they do it the French style that ████ is Bomb he Anthony you like what it might be very good but you don't think about it later my favorite food in France was Italian food W and and and Japanese food it was so bad my favor not good my favorite food in in France was shawarmas yeah oh dude schwarm in Europe ████ schwarm and France are bom we don't get the schwarma carts out here I wish we had more of them remember when we didn't even have Halal Guys out here and and then they

15:21 moved it here and you were like don't taste is good without without all that grease from a whole day's worth of stewing it doesn't taste like cuz the health the health code here would you have like brick and mortar is like way more strict right Ryan the first time uh Halal dude was in New York with you guys yeah yeah yeah remember how good it was dude so so bomb but it doesn't hit the same here not here it is not the same it is still pretty good here it's it's good but I like it it's a different good but it's not the same I focus on the uh sauce sauce is dude the fire the hot sauce is the ████ spicy oh my god dude that sauce is strong you guys see me right I ████ put 10 packets on there I'm still looking for more packets can't that sauce is good food is Thai food under overrated for you guys too like I love Thai food is Mint Thai food is is a staple replaceable to me yeah yeah agreed when Bart said he hated it I was like taking it back yeah when

16:12 Bart said he would would Vietnamese food overti food I was like that's got to be a yeah I've been getting into uh LA's food a lot cuz it looks it looks like Thai food and then it's it's a sleeper because a lot of laian people open up Thai restaurants dude they had a freaking Lan booth at DS9 Market no one was buying it they really they had the bounce that was sad it looks like tie items but it's their own flavor so it's kind of crazy like I don't know Bol noodle is insane it is level insane bro and then they got this like udon thing I forgot the name of it but it's like a thick rice noodle Lon Lon Lon but it's fire man it's like lemongrass and yeah yeah lemongrass what's your favorite like if someone had to say let's go get American food what would you take them to go probably a

17:03 steakhouse a steak housee huh yeah or a burger yeah steak or a burger Americans is about barbecue oh yeah best versions of barbecue barue oh barue the ████ brother BR I had to pick up a like a car part and I was hoping it was in like San Diego and it was and I went down there just so I get you fills wait did did I tell you it was good or you already knew I already knew yeah it was so good man but then they won't build one close to us I know dude what's the deal with that I have no idea they they one in um they had one close to where I used to live in Escondido and it went out of business during Co so maybe they just haven't chug bus have you tried blood so yes I have yeah it's good and you like feels over I like feels over any barbecue I've something about also because the beef ribs have so much more meat on it than any other place I've ever gotten ribs I don't understand dude they sauce is so

17:54 good it feels it's insane yeah it's so sweet but then how do they get more meat than other places exactly how does that work it's in their backyard they're going out of business in Irvine dude or wherever it was River Riverside so then they got the meat from that Irvine shop and they put it on top cuz it's the same size bone they're Riverside it's the same size bone of like a rib but there's just way more meat on the bone then I think instead of using a beef they use the uh rib they just cut it differently it comes so like you know how some beef ribs they cut the top part the thick part like that cuz the Phils ones they have this like much meat on top right there's a lot so just leave it on thanks for having lunch with us guys all right see you in tell us if you like Italian food or not tell us if or tell us if you like Italian food or if you're just Vietnamese

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