0:05 thank you chilling bro get me I'm getting you ████ you look amazing that's amazing huh I heard I heard hey Bart let's go and I was like I grabbed all my ████ and I went around the corner here and then I'm listening to you guys and then I hear I can hear everything and I can hear Barton go like hey Steve are you there [Laughter] [Music]
1:05 thank you [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are very careful boys and today we're talking about defend look the economy's kind of weird and stuff like that it's time to defend buying expensive ████ go let's go buy an expenses where do you need all these cars and ████ for dude yeah I only got one car you got ████ multiple Vehicles no I only got one a truck what are you what are you at now I got three trucks he has three reliable ones I have three trucks but they're in different states that's a pretty good Flex honestly three license plates too I have three license plate no two no I have two do
1:57 you have the rainbow um Hawaii um license plate yep that's cool Super Rainbow I'm Pride every day right and don't you don't you have two of the same truck yes I do I have a 2023 Tacoma one in Hawaii one in Nevada that's tight same color no oh yeah unbolt your plates and just swap the plates that'll be hilarious like I just go and take my Nevada plates well I mean people do ship their cars to Hawaii so it's not that rare because you'll see like Virginia plates and stuff and you're like wow especially military people you drove over the ocean yeah I have an argument actually to buying uh luxury things yeah during like I think we're dressed for this sometimes are tough right you're still creating jobs
2:47 you know yeah going to Louis Vuitton like you're giving the Louis Vuitton CEO a job yeah yes I see you're still stimulating the economy because the thing is if nobody spent money from Rich all the way down to work in class and poor that that means everything gets ████ but if even in recessions like Ballers keep spending right more incredible and that's what keeps things going even though the rest of us poor folks don't have anything to really spend on Colleen do you like designer stuff uh I don't I don't like anything with name brands anything not even one thing right anything like it I like I like what about L cameras well that's different it's different because I feel like
3:38 there's like Gucci and everything right like some people might not like Gucci wallets but they might have a Gucci like fishing pole they went straight to like clothing and like accessories um that I don't like name brands for but obviously when it comes to like quality products in cinema of course like you don't got a ████ Minolta camera yeah what's that I don't know right yeah ████ yeah you probably got the cool ████ like a Lumix the Sony or something a Fuji film you know Fujifilm yeah like Ryan you probably use Yamaha and ████ sure yeah yeah yeah I will I will defend brands in the in the case that you don't have to buy it as many times if you get a good one that's true it does luxury always have quality nope it's wonderful branding luxury or a luxury guarantees quality of
4:28 life when flexing on others yeah yeah quality of life is wonderful we're dripping in luxury right now we are yeah I feel like on my skin you know some Brands some I would say some brands are though like for guns I try to buy the most expensive one in it like the reliability and how it works is like 10 times better than the regular like gun so yeah I agree you know kills people 10 times faster yeah well he doesn't check it out more dams their souls if you run like a thousand rounds through it you're gonna ████ kill a thousand people which is yes yeah but then if you have a gun that's jamming all the time you're like ████ maybe yourself too yeah and sometimes like if you know what you're getting the resale value is so good like a Rolex or like a wonderful Toyota because like
5:18 when when I had this uh cool little Rolex I was just like man ████ War it's brand new it's so nice had it for like five years and I was like oh I probably didn't wear it for the last two years so I went to sell it and I got 500 extra for it and I bought it brand new that's crazy so that it happens like that sometimes you know I mean you can't you probably can't do it on a Louis Vuitton wallet but like the Rollies you can like that wasn't meant to be luxury it was actually like Rolex and like Omega they're meant to be like really really precise instruments like a Range Rover that like it's not meant to be yeah the actual divers and ████ astronauts used it and then rich people like to buy crazy ████ so they're like dude is that what the the watch that went to the deepest parts of the the ocean and then they kind of like the market drove it up yeah the market
6:08 elevated it when those two brands are actually supposed to just be like instruments so G-Shock has a chance they're coming back baby do you remember when um Ben Baller was Diamond studying the G-Shocks that was a very popular thing to do that's how they elevated the G-Shock I would love to ice this thing out dude it's already pretty icy honestly yeah that's pretty freezing that's pretty heavy he's shocked dude I didn't carry that on your wrist you should ice out your crypto Ledger I should do that actually but I need to have a reason to do it so right now everything's on that's on his trash worthless trash if you guys were a luxury clothing brand which one resonates mostly with you I love well until they ████ up recently I loved um valenciaga Balenciaga bro that was my ████ you're a Balenciaga kind of big time I could see the shoes on you but then they're like hey we have a new clothing line about ████ kids and I
6:59 was like Jesus dude this is crying crazy for me I never see anyone at the Balenciaga store but the Chinese really Chinese love it they never seen the marketing that or like they never seen the the the the cancel ████ that we did and even if they did they're like we don't care because the kid already make the Balenciaga do they really don't when I was in China I remember that even the like the camera guy or the grip or any any even the lowest like level of uh people working on set had like off-white they had like dope ass Brown yeah and they would tell me is because of the status like they'll just save up their money and go and buy that ████ so they could like belong yeah just so they can like like uh that way they'll be noticed in the same like way but this is a discount way because people think it's Versace yeah
7:50 and then they have to really look and go oh it's not dude I went me and Nikki were on the strip and uh I was with her parents so we're taking her to like the touristy areas and they wanted to go to the ████ Venetian and ride the gondolas until we found it's like 700 for four people actually I'm exaggerating but it was nuts we're like we're not doing this ████ for a 10 minute ride we go back and forth ████ though ████ that but we while we were on the way Nikki and her mom wanted to go check out this like cool art store so we go in there and I'm dressed in one of these because I was on this trip and I have to do it it's my ████ brand right I have to represent my brand and ████ right so so I'm in the store and this guy completely ignores everybody else in the store and just comes up to me and bugs me the entire time and we're in the tiger suit this is Amazon 47 dude dude you're a big bomber and this guy's like this guy's like oh you like tiger and I'm like yeah I like
8:40 I like yeah I do and he's like oh he's like he's taking out these um Swarovski Tigers like little sculptures and ████ and he's like oh 10 grand very reasonable I'm like oh really Tim good and I'm like hey Nikki what do you think I'm like my wife's in charge of everything you know how it is and then he's like yes no very good and he's like and he's and then he um he's like oh maybe you like he said maybe you like white tiger I'm like yeah yeah I love white tigers more rare and I'm telling you there's people walking in the store probably like Jewish bankers and ████ ████ Kings of the world probably and this guy's bugging me Princess walking in he's shooting all them like they're ████ commoners like like oh no go get ice cream down there go get ice cream who gives a ████ about you get the ████ out of here so that ████ works though
9:31 yeah yeah is it that store that has the craziest sculptures and all that yeah and it's got like chairs that look that make you feel like you're a prince yup I know that story there's a video of Michael Jackson going in and shopping there and he was just like takes that place I'll take that I'll take that well he's like two of those it's like half a million that's that place oh ████ dude that place is ████ hilarious yeah yeah that guy was so short and I was like I was like man I was like you know what if this doesn't go with what my wife wants to do she's gonna bust my ████ balls and I was like we gotta go cause we're going to one of the shows but I'll probably be back give me the card and he gave me the card you know what I love about that spot it's like 19 it's the epitome of 1980s new money exactly so when you have money and like because you're now a new millionaire
10:22 like you go there and deck out your house for Cocaine Cowboys dude millionaire Mansions people with glass block walls yep yeah my bar at my place it was clearly like a cocaine Mansion or whatever because they have like all that mirror everywhere and then upstairs they have mirror everywhere looks tacky as ████ that's one of my favorite things to look at like when I'm looking for homes and stuff is there's like old school Ballers that were like that got really rich like in the 90s or whatever right and they keep it exactly the same because they don't buy new ████ yeah and then they have that they get like time capsuled so they stay in that and then you're looking at it and you're like what the ████ like they never bothered to modernize it they just keep buying the same things and they're just stuck in that era some of that stuff's cool if they maintain it I saw this one house where it was like uh it was in
11:14 Arcadia and it's like an 80s like baller home probably some rich Chinese guy built it with some Lions out front yeah yeah yeah and then every room has an intercom wow oh I remember those like call your ████ kid down there or whatever that's kind of cool dude nothing beats chain link fence and two Mason Lions out front yeah it's like they say Hey brother I don't think you know where you live my man like it does not look like you think it looks it's for good luck or something dude that's what it is what's the bushiest ████ you have Nick you have anything bougie not really yeah you do you ████ lives sack of ████ I bet you I'll name it right now but oh yeah sure what is it Jiu Jitsu geese nah bro nah you gotta Show Your Role you already have Show Your Role yeah but they're like 200 but that's the Gucci of that ████ though that's a lot of money because they're old it costs like 40 bucks
12:05 bro you're crazy like people people they're like 100 121. every industry has its dope ████ I mean you have a ton of geese yeah but if they're all I've been bought it how many how many geese does one master need exactly two how many do you have no ████ way bro dirty to wash them I have like I probably have like eight G's oh my twice a day sometimes you just swap them out Ryu only has one this is over this is cut off shoulders and it stays white the whole time no you got like 30 of them dude you got shoyo rule you got the what's up doing the AP brand one yeah but sometimes I get them for free though you know what I mean sometimes dude no okay um probably my boxing mitts my boxing
12:55 miss those were like oh winnings yeah those are expensive I got I got I got a bunch of winning stuff but the thing is that's like the so it's like if you're not even they're so ████ sick winning pads and gloves most stores don't even carry them and until I think super rare started stopping them you had to buy them from a website that has to order from Japan and it'll take three months oh my God so I bought see people did I give you my winning ones yeah I have the headgear I still have it people aren't the Gucci shoe they don't even know but I have uh it's a winning gloves it was like it was like 500 bucks and it took a year for this Japanese guy to make it ████ Everlasting kill 25 dollars this guy makes all the myths for like Floyd Mayweather yeah
13:45 how many naps does he take you're probably a lot what about what's your most expensive fanny pack probably the Dakine one and I was like 40 bucks maybe 30 bucks I bought a pair of Lulu sweats for the first time okay that's your most expensive oh that's and it was like it was like 120 oh my God principal I was like I was like I'm not gonna do it and my wife was like you need to buy you need because she was you know she was dunking on my style obviously not today but she was dunking on my style saying like she's like I asked her I was like what do you think would you rank me on a scale from one to ten for my style she said three oh is she being honest or was she being flirty I don't know dude either way flirty either way it hurt my feelings no just kidding no but but I was like we're walking by Lululemon and she was like let's go take a look and I was like all right and I was like looking at all this
14:36 stuff and I was like I don't know if I want to spend this kind of money on it but then I put them on and I go okay I'll buy it they're comfy they're worth it is that like an El Salvador in three or like an American three I think it's an American three oh that's low yeah that's really low and that hurt it got me but that's probably I don't really have anything it's like Big Balls what about those sick ass Ray-Bans you have on oh yeah Ray-Bans these are a gift these are gifts people don't even know people have your Miata no I sold it oh ████ that would have been my most prized possession bro yeah classic car probably worth like 100 G's if I still had it no it's not I just looked it up the biggest baller here is the eight figure dude yeah what's the most expensive thing that's like 10 cars besides all of my cars combined make like half of the lowest Tesla
15:26 all of his cars come by the price is like Bart's truck if like Power Rangers made a Megazord that was like weaker than the individual parts uh a sedan but what are you doing keyboard like you go for like the good like what's the thing that you do that's the good ████ I think the splurgiest thing I do is just post made a ton of food yes because I think that's the dumbest thing you can do and I do it all the ████ time but sometimes you're in a time crunch you can't like if you still have your DeLorean well yeah that would probably but then even that was a I bought the DeLorean for like 14k no way yeah and I sold it for like 50. nice so you got a free car dude you did a good job because this thing's ████ fun I had it I know and I had to ████ have it for 12 years so and I put about that much in it so break even
16:18 I wouldn't say that splurgy but yeah I would say Postmates the worst thing because it's lazy maybe we all spent a lot on food I think it's have you ever done your budgeting and you're just because one time I spent like at least three grand in one month I've eaten a DeLorean a year in Postmates holy wow dude food is food is a ████ bro but I don't post mates at all what kind of what's your average post-mate dollar value it's I'm probably exaggerating it's not that much it's like 20 bucks 30 bucks but I think I would post maybe four times a week which I think adds up to a lot yeah because I'm because you know you're buying for two yeah um that's about like a hundred bucks oh right right you get a Swarovski Diamond ████ a white tiger dude I can't tell it to you I got a guy coming back
17:08 you're gonna have to you're gonna have to be a competitive buyer a sucker for dope ████ though yeah oh like what you're a deer head you're right yeah Gearhead anything like my pants they're all clad because I was like oh dude hey do you like those the hex clad ones oh so I have all clad which is the standard restaurant one yeah yeah each pen is like ████ five hundred dollars she goes and I ████ suck at cooking but I just like it and then I love it it is like the best pan of my entire and I bought those too so I don't I don't even need hex I had all clad which is the restaurant like why do you have a whole set I like dope ████ dude ████ when I'm getting my house built they're like oh what kind of garage you're open or whatever right mostly blush but whatever I'm like dude show me their dope as ████ garage door opener oh I got the single motor on the side rotary I'm like I'm like which one let me get a triple mode when another ████ garage guy comes into my house
17:59 and goes oh damn you got the genie 5000 yeah I'm like tell me which one I get I like random ████ like it's a hologram or got blinds but then like none of them worked or some ████ oh the ones in here [Laughter] how much you don't even want to know dude how much how much 40 000 40 000. they wouldn't even work because so I wanted a ball out because the Vegas house had all these windows right yeah so they're a big wins we go like this it's supposed to go like this and the feeling I was trying to get is like oh yeah yeah and then it was like another Galactic planetary
18:50 and like what the window some of the windows are so ████ high you can't even reach it yourself so you can't even fix it I can't even fix it so like I'm just ████ getting blinded in the eye like at three o'clock every ████ day so what does Geo say about that did she go was that your idea or was that she's like you're dumb as ████ yeah yeah I think sometimes we both like cool ████ yeah so we'll be in it's a team it's a team and you both feel like what the ████ what was the explanation for the guy that put it in did you ever say hey bud these ████ still hey buddy it's the worst yeah I ended up I I hated his service so much that um signed up for you well we actually I think connected he's he's a good salesman because he's like kind of like a bro so he came in like hey dude hey you work out I don't know ████ you're like yeah a little man yeah and then we started talking about protein and ████ weightlifting so you started thinking about the blind they opened up his ████ his album and then
19:42 give me that one and I trust this guy and he's like okay he's like do we her own factories would get done like proud for many weeks ended up taking like three months I got suckered into it that's the real blind right there dude you're an ████ [Laughter] one dude he is you just won it wait so when you when you sold that house was that like a major selling point for the buyer the went down in value because honestly value the buyer they really set on the washer and dryer huh out of everything yeah they came in and they're like can you leave the washer and dryer what's that so special sure I think they're just trying to move in a
20:33 rush and they didn't want to deal with back order or anything like they were just coming from Texas he had a nice one though and they were massive oh this is because those ones they look like spaceships they went to Best Buys looking around yeah hell yeah so there's like this LG like there's like uh the LG ones and then all that what's your sickest washer and dry it goes well come with me through the back technically we don't even hold it on the floor but this is what we have of course they don't and then I was like you know what to do he's like you never go in the ████ dry cleaners again I'll tell you that is that like gear I like tight dope just everything how much does the best washer dryer cost at that those won't even afford it dude yeah well there there's like regular people good ████ and then there's like crazy baller you know what I mean you know like regular stove is like Kenmore or
21:23 whatever right then you got people that get ████ like biking or those crazy Brands you never really hear of there's Wi-Fi Hub in it yeah unless you're going like a Mayweather's house yeah so at Best Buy the top one was like this LG one that was like maybe 1800 per oh that's a lot less than I thought describe your laundry experience is it ████ absolutely incredible yeah about laundry I don't know I just like cool call her up dude what the ████ yeah call her up that's okay hey what's the washer and dryer like in your old house it's good [Music]
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