0:00 On a heartfelt note, we're saying goodbye to Suban. >> Goodbye Subi. It would be a great great great time. >> Yep, had so much fun with you. >> You feel like man, we just barely saw you and then that's it. >> This is it. >> This it. >> Cuz can we be real as JK members, we often have people who come through here who eventually leave us. You're about to go to police school maybe, whatever it's going to be. >> Can you please make a Y L F J K video though cuz those do really well. >> Yeah. >> And >> We haven't had we haven't had one of those in a minute. >> we were privately racist to you. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> We're toxic. No, well, maybe play the whole Japanese like colonist hate Korean or like maybe that would
0:50 work. That would be a good title. >> Korean. >> Mhm. >> Why I left JK is the title though. >> Right, of this one? >> And in the thumbnail, it's like it's like me in like a World War II uniform going like this and then like you going like no and then it's like colonist ████ or something in the ti- in the thumbnail. Yeah. >> And just talk about how greedy these guys are. >> What do you often know once you leave? Like what what are your next plans, your next chapter in life? >> Oh, when I leave? >> Yeah, what are your next big chapters in life that you're going to cuz it seemed like you're you had like a um like a good rhythm and pace of all these like plans you want to do, you know? And then like it was like it seemed like for a lot of people maybe getting into the army was just the end of their chapter. That was like step one of many. That's just a start. >> Yeah. Mhm, you know,
1:41 um definitely find more like a career-based thing, you know what I'm saying? Where uh if I do become an officer LAPD or sheriff, I don't know I don't know how that schedule is going to be, right? >> Or Vegas Metro maybe? >> Or Vegas Metro. Yeah, but if I become a Vegas Metro PD >> We do know the SWAT >> Yep. >> Commander >> Guys from North Las Vegas. >> Oh yeah, so I'm definitely down to check it out. >> Yeah. >> Um >> No state income tax on your salary. >> Oh, you're making me want to move here. >> Cuz you could be you could >> You don't like the heat though. >> Cuz you can make you can make, you know, make some money at LASD, but they're going to take a big cut. >> Yeah, I want to move here for sure. >> Do you genuinely? >> [laughter] >> I I don't I wouldn't mind.
2:31 But like in the summer, bro, I would want to move out in during the summer. >> Well, the richies who live here, they do do that. Like the real rich people, not like Bart people. Like I'm talking about Well, no offense. It's just you know what I'm saying. They go to like Massachusetts or some ████ >> Honestly, if I was to live here, right, in the summer, like I would adapt. >> You'll get used to it. >> You know what I mean? >> I agree. >> Everything's about adapting. You know what I mean? Don't matter. >> I'm never here long enough to do that. >> Yeah, I mean, I'm just saying. If I was to move here >> Chapped lips and ████ like I hate this place. And then, yeah. >> I'm not going to lie, it is ████ dry out here, dude. Like I remember January and February was cold and dry as ████ bro. I got sick every time. >> You do get very used to it though. Like not kidding. Like I I remember moving here and I had scabs on the inside of my thighs because it was so dry. Yeah, for no reason. But then you just acclimate.
3:21 >> Yeah. Yeah, man. I think, you know, just definitely finding a career would be probably the reason why I just don't come as often. You know what I mean? Because all this uh Being a cop or even a firefighter, who knows. >> Do you Do you think it'll be one or the other? What do you think? >> It has to be one or the other cuz I'm going to go full out. I ain't giving up. >> Like full application mode >> Everything. Yeah, yeah, I got to I have to try. >> What about the cats who you know when we always see people like on some raft and they're stranded? And they they drop from helicopter. >> Close guards? >> Yeah, yeah, what about those cats? >> No. No, no, no. There's hella swimming. I don't want to do hella swimming. >> Are you not a good swimmer? >> No, I'm a swimmer, but I'm not like a freaking good good swimmer, you know what I mean? >> from Hawaii, you'd be a good swimmer, no? >> Yeah, but I was a city boy in Hawaii. >> Oh. >> Mhm. But the whole time Hawaii was just country.
4:13 You know what I mean? But I mean, look, if that's the only reason I would not be here more often, but if that's it's not the >> What about all those like tactical companies work with um like on social media? That's not like a more career gig. That's just more kind of like >> It is. It is. It is. It is. It is. Like Well, I wouldn't mind doing that on the side, too. I like I'm already doing that on the side. I'm doing more work right now. And it's it's it's already fun, you know? It's already it's already possible, but I'm afraid if I don't come to JK, it's because I'm doing like all these freaking jobs. Like yeah, other contracting eventually down the line. And being a cop and firefighter. I would always figure out a time to come back, though. Because it's just always >> I got a question for you. What if JK could pay you whatever you were going to get as a cop with benefits and all that.
5:03 >> But I'm staying here, man. >> You rather do that? So like your heart isn't actually copping around? >> But you don't you wouldn't miss the action or whatever? >> Honestly, no. >> Yeah, so like out of if you could choose, right? Copping around, fighting around, or militarying around, which one are you the most passionate about out of those three? >> You say JK'ing around at the end? >> Nope. >> Okay, he's just >> [laughter] >> He just gave it to you and took it away. >> Wait, wait, so fire >> I want to know this first layer answer first. >> If I had to choose one of those, I would be a cop. I'd be copping. >> You'd be copping around. What's your dream department? >> Uh LAPD. >> SWAT team or not? >> SWAT. >> What about Orange County, brother? Cuz we we talked to this cat. >> No, PD PD get the craziest OTs.
5:53 LAPD LAPD get the craziest OTs. >> got LAPD and you're going to be doing SWAT? Okay, what if you got to that side of the like your life, right? >> there. >> You're there. You're SWATting around. You're kicking down ████ drug dealer doors. You're ████ pa pa pa pa. You're like, "Oh my god, I love my life right now." And then I go Hey Subi, we got money now, bro. Like, what are you making? And you're like, "A hundred ████ 50 with benefits, retirement, um dental, health." >> And a German Shepherd. >> German Shepherd. >> I'm hopping back in here, man. >> And then I'm like, "All right, >> Yeah, I'm hopping back here. >> pay you the same amount, but you got to move to Vegas." >> Oh, we we we pulling up. >> And and but I'm going to do more Reddit
6:45 cop stuff than I've ever done before. >> Yep. And Steve is going to bring gay dudes to do lap dances on you. >> Hey, good pay rate with benefits. I'd sit around, you know what I mean? Hey, but do honestly, the real goal is is to be copping around. It's a career. It makes good money, right? >> Mhm. >> So, I need to save money. So, I want my goal is to save money while doing fun stuff, not sitting on a table or desk all day long. I'd rather be chasing, patrolling, and >> You don't want to do paperwork? >> No, I'm not trying to do paperwork. But But there is a But that's fine. That's fine. If something happens, you have to do paperwork. But the goal is to save money and get into the real estate. >> What is That's your goal? >> It's the ultimate goal. >> Let me give you a little tip. If you get in good with your commish, you don't have to do that much paperwork. You have to get in good with him, though. >> All right. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> But hey, look. I always figure out a way, right? But man, when I see parents
7:35 at the school I work at, they pulling up in like Ferraris and Defenders and >> Really? >> I'm not I'm not I'm not I don't Yeah. >> school he works at. Yeah, it's a private school and he's armed security at the private school. You can see what kind of level this private school is. >> So like I see you know people always like you going to do that job forever? I was like no absolutely not. I'm doing this job right now because it motivates me every day, right? So you see parents >> So you see ballers every day. >> Bro, you see parents pulling up and like dude they're dropping you off in a freaking Lamborghini. They're dropping you off in a one and one Ferrari. >> The kids are melting the back of their legs getting out of the Lamborghini. They're like oh ████ it's so hot in the you know what I'm talking about? >> No it's the it's the Lamborghini SUVs and then you got the regular Lamborghinis. You got and every year they're swapping out cars. >> Any Tundras that show up or not? >> No. >> Any Honda Civic hybrids? >> No no no none of that. You see a Ferrari
8:26 hybrid hybrid Ferrari. >> Woah that's crazy. >> You want to save money on gas? >> It's so gay. >> It's not it's not that bad. It's cool. >> No it looks like ████ >> Look but and then I see I see just the way they roll. The way their lifestyle is and I'm going to say this for everybody. If you're buying a G Wagon it better be for your wife and it better be for your mom. Only women drive G Wagons. I'm going to have to say that. >> Okay. >> Just letting you guys know. Yeah. But still women driving it. It's only moms driving G Wagons. The dads would either drive their Tesla >> I've never seen a non blonde driving a G Wagon ever. Not one. >> Oh yeah in my school you can see all kinds of women driving G Wagons. But >> [snorts] >> But the goal is and they're all you know what they are? They're all lawyers, doctors or real estate. So I'm not saying it's about the car
9:17 it's just about what I can do with that type of money. Obviously financial freedom blah blah blah but the goal is to be in real estate. >> Stack a bunch of chips to move into real estate is your goal. >> But then to constantly be saving money and making sure I love my job or doing what I want to do it has to be a cop, sheriff or firefighter. >> Because you like the action. >> I I want the action. I want the heat. I want I want stories. >> Yeah. >> I want memories. I want all of that. >> That's sick. >> I did that. But how did I do it? Put the ladder down in a certain degree. Certain angle. Climbed up. With my OTB boots. You know what I mean? Stuff like that. >> Do you want to follow like a Silverado? And then like when you see him move into the right lane, you move into the right lane behind him. And then you see him move into the left lane, you move into the left lane behind him. >> I'm not going to be following like that.
10:07 If I was to ever do it, I'd just be side by side. >> Yeah, can you please just not do gay ████ like that cuz like just pull me over. If you want to pull me over, just pull me over. Don't Don't >> that pulled me over, he was uh highway patrol. So he's just doing traffic stuff. >> Okay, word. >> That's why he's pulling me over all gay like that. >> It's off on like the cat and mouse of that, right? >> a highway patrol guy, >> just don't be a sicko like that. Cuz you're not a crime dude, you're a traffic dude. >> Yeah, yeah. >> He wants to be like crime dude. >> But yeah. >> Why don't you want to be a detective investigator? >> Probably homicide. >> I mean I would I would I wouldn't I wouldn't mind, but I in the beginning I would love to do some patrolling. >> I don't want patrol. I don't want to do that that ████ I want to do detective or running and gunning. >> You got to do the patrol in the beginning to get the lay of the land. >> I like that there's a job called running and gunning.
10:57 >> [laughter] >> Yeah, a gang unit, you know what I mean? I want to do all of that fun stuff. But yeah. >> That's the late That's the That's the >> But if I could do >> No, it sucks. It's that ████ chasing donuts type ████ Do you know how fast you were going? I DIDN'T DO ████ OFFICER. ████ [laughter] YOU. And I'm all like you ████ man. >> they have body cams now. >> You were doing it with your right hand. Beep. Wait, wait. >> I like that clip of the cat where the this chick is like she's a big girl, right? And she's dressed like a stripper, like a hooker. And uh he he's is "Hey, you got to come with me." blah, blah She's in the back and she's like, "I'm down to f███." And he's like, "All right, you can't be saying that ████ right now. Like, I'm I'm on camera." And then 30 minutes later, they they they Dude, 30 minutes later, the camera's off and they catch him in the back seat with her because he
11:47 accidentally closed the door and there's like child safety locks so he can't open the door. And he had to call in a buddy like a fellow deputy to come open it up and he's like bullshitting them for like 45 minutes about how he accidentally closed the door behind him because he's just trying to check on her. Guy's a legend. A legend. Got to do what you got to do to survive, man. Yee. Trying to learn out there in the streets, boy. They found ████ on his belt, by the way, and that's how they put him away. >> Oh, god. >> Nasty. >> So, what would you do once you stack chips with your cop life and then um you had action and then now it's like you could have fun times cuz you you know, you got investments, you got money and then now you could focus on just ████ around. >> Just going to do JK? >> Yeah. >> So, we don't have to pay you? >> Yeah. >> Cuz you're so balling. >> Yeah. >> Okay.
12:37 >> You pay us. >> Yeah. >> Hell yeah, boy. >> I'll help fund events. >> Sick. >> Or like one of Anthony's birthday party events or cuz he can't pay for everybody. >> He's No, he's pay as you go. >> Okay. >> Oh yeah, that's what I >> That sounds fun. >> All right, well try to make it out there. >> Best of luck to you. I'm sad you're never coming back. >> Mhm. >> Wait. >> Scamming the video. >> Okay. >> All right, better. >> Ding, cheers.
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