0:00 There's a flaw in this video that we're discovering, which is Joe's hole. Welcome back to another episode of Things You Love. Uh, this or that edition. This or that. Today we're going to get to the top of what means everything to Steve Green hosted by Anthony Lee. Yeah. Let's start it real low. Bar to start real low. Bar should start it. Okay. Yeah. Cold start. Cold start. The offender roy or yeah your ice machine or nachos white. White monsters or Thai food. Oh cuz you know he likes tie food. Easy. Easy answer. You're giving up Thai food. Keep food. I'm keeping Tai food. Keeping Tai food. Keeping Tai food. Easiest answer.
0:51 All right. No more white monsters. Okay. Okay. Cuz he's like I can still do Red Bull. See Thai food or your hot sister? Ooh. And they both smell like fish sauce. Heard that. I keep my house sister. Wow. That's love. Her left breast or her right breast? So, you're going to abidate one and send it to North Korea. Hydraulic breast, dude. Hydraulic press. This is only funny if this seems stressful to me. So, we just we just warm up. Stretch it. Stretch it. Stretch it. Warm it up. Warm it up. looking more. We got 18 minutes of probably the right cuz we're I'm most politically aligned. That's good. Okay. Uh your sister's husband or uh your young
1:42 brother Nate. Jeffrey or which one? Your Nate's uh Nate's uh wife. Nate's wife Allison. Yeah, I'm going to pick Jeff. No offense Allison. All of but I've known Jeff for like going on 13 years. Okay. To survive all of your sister's kids or uh let's just say Kenny's kids. Uh take uh Kenny's kids for sure. Yeah. Well, way better behaved. Way better behaved. Way more polite. Way more polite. Not so loud. Kenny's Kids or uh freaking Woo goes to five bucks. How fast does we go to phone? Overnight. Overnight. Tomorrow. As soon as you decide. The second you sell, it crashes. So, you get to talk
2:32 ████ Except everybody in crypto corner gets to sell with you. Yeah. And me. Love that for the boys. Hey, for the boys. Yeah. My brother's kids have to die. We're changing a lot more lives in Crypto Corner. They can make more. They'll make more. Yeah. That's like what they're all about, I guess. If we get five bucks, what does your stack look like? Oh, it's insane. Like eight figures, nine figures. Um, it's I'm like millions and millions. Yeah, for sure. Five bucks is crazy. Well, especially right now cuz it's like ████ 5 cents. So, it's like ████ Yeah. So, like getting a 10,000 stack right now is like 500 bucks. So, you can really juice it up. And by the way, Woo is still a great project. So, like, yeah, the market sucks, but the project's great. Yeah. Who goes to 10 bucks or sex? Oh, $10. 10 bucks. I don't need 10
3:23 bucks. Yeah, sex for sure. Sex or Patriots never win another Super Bowl? Patriots never win another Super Bowl. Imagine so quickly. Uh, yeah. No sex. I I mean, ████ Look, I don't care because Tom Brady's gone. Bill Bick's gone. The evil empire is gone. All right. Sex or your marriage? That's crazy. Can she like jerk me on this one? No. It's all sex. Why don't you guys get this question? That's good. You can't even talk sexual. Morpheus or Tiger Lily in the first three questions. That was the first one. You can't even make sexual remarks. I thought it was easier than it was. She can't even make sexual remarks. She can't even reference it. I think me and Nikki would both agree that a marriage without sex is not a marriage. So sex. And I would still ████ that absolute ████
4:14 Sex. sex or Nikki sense of humor. She's not funny anymore. Oh no, man. That's what makes me so I like her so much cuz of it. I'll get over it. Sex. I'm the funny one. It's cool. I'll carry I'll be I'll carry us, baby. Hey, uh just cop copy after me. Sex or Nikki? So if you have sex, it's not with her. Nikki for sure. Nikki. So you can't have sex at all. You'll have figured out now that if you got to Nikki too soon, it's over. I'm a ████ robot who can eat the puss the way I can eat the puss, dude. Nice. That was sick. Okay, because we got to Let's reset and just do it again. We'll build up. We'll build up again. Okay. Okay. Nikki or Stanley Wong takes the fall for the ████ you put in your pants.
5:04 No, I would love it. That little ████ No, he's the best. Nikki always does. I don't think we're at Nikki. No, no, we reset. Now we're naked. Oh, reset. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm saying you guys do that ████ with Ta. It's like, come on. It's too top. Yeah, it gets cuz if Steve's the whole video, we got to reset. Yeah, I I did choose over Tao's activities. Whatever the ████ those are. Tigers never get to candle make again. Ta's activities. He'd rather go homeless so he could ████ do hobbies with Tao. Coloring books. I know. I don't know. What means a lot to What are we going to eat today, Papa? It's like not food, but you get to ████ do hobbies. Uh, Crypto Corner or JK? Uh, JK for sure. Wow. JK or UCB?
5:54 Damn, that's a tough one. I'm going to need 10 minutes. You're such an ████ Uh, JK. And then you can send a nuke that way. We'll put you in a press. JK or you'll never be able to play video games ever ever again. Oh, JK. I don't give a ████ about games. Oh, I thought you play games. JK or you have to move back to LA. Feels like the same thing right now. You ████ Come on, dude. Goes to Vegas. Yeah. Well, I Well, let me have some perspective with that before. How about like JK moves to Vegas and then But you have to move back to LA. You got to live here. That's kind of funny, though. You would love that. I love I love Vegas. I feel like we could do something else. Oh, that's smart. That's smart. Okay. Too many loophole thinking, man. The
6:44 loopholes are the best part. All right. All right. All right. I mean, loophole are part of it. Yeah, loopholes. I really love Vegas. I really do. Stay in Vegas or all your cats go to the hydraulic press. Oh, come on. Yeah. I think it's a noble sacrifice cuz then there would be no longer a cat peeing on some of my stuff. Okay. Oh, I got one. I got one. I got one. JK or football. Damn. I can't watch football ever again. Ever. You don't even know what it is anymore. And all all of us get into it, too. We were like talking about all playing fantasy. We're like super fantasy. If you guys got into it, I could mind you guys for information. JK, no problem. Honestly, watching Colts, the Colts suck. And the Pacers be I I think I could do without sports. Colts and Pacers are the best team for the next 10 years. And you could win every bet that you ever make because you know
7:34 that's going to happen. Yeah, but every single time you bet though, for some reason, you always bet against them. Wait, what is he choosing the bet? What's the dichotomy? Or or ████ Oh, ████ but only for the same 10 years. So, you can get them in 10 years. Oh, you already chose ████ Yeah. Yeah. You didn't care. ████ or your hair goes back? Oh, ████ Those eyes. Mama. Are you mama? Yeah. I mean, ████ What the ████ I don't care about my hair that much. ████ or your old man's back? Oh, man. My My dad's lying. ████ or you can What the hell? ████ or you can never be sarcastic
8:24 again and everyone takes everything you say. Like you can only be earnest. ████ Is that one of these times you like that? ████ for two years. Like you can't you can't have ████ for two years or you never got cancelled. Oh. Oh. Uh uh ████ I wasn't really cancelled. Okay. It's just like a bunch of people who would never watch me anyway don't watch me. They just don't watch him even harder. Right. Okay. You can't have blowj for 3 years or Luna never crashed. Now we're talking. match. It's good that there's a limit on the bull cuz it's only 3 years. No bulldogs for 3 years. Wow. Cool. If you could always put it in the post. That was a big hit, boys. Damn. That was a big old hit. Yeah. If I could undo all that. Oh, if I
9:15 could undo all that for everybody, 100% I would. Our lives would have been different. Our lives would been sex or undoing that. What do you mean forever? You just farted. No, I didn't. I hit this ████ I would ████ Plus, all my farts are silent. No, wait. Repeat that. Repeat that. All right. Uh, no sex or undo Luna. Undo Luna. No sex forever. Yes, forever. Oh my god. Damn, dude. He's like, we're back at sex. That was his number one thing. I'll probably just ████ do the take one for the team for you boys and just ████ jump up the golden gate. Cuz you're thinking of others. It was a rough one. Wow. It was a rough one. But I wouldn't have learned my lesson if that didn't happen. I still think you didn't. I still think you did it. That's for me.
10:07 Hey, we found we found a tough one for him. It's very good. And it didn't include a hydraulic press. So, what was he choose to Luna never happened over sex? Yeah. So, all of us could be still good. Save us all like Jesus would. Yeah. White Jesus. White Jesus. Cool. Jesus. The real one. He's the crypto messiah. I knew you was Irish. It was just like, man, all the beautiful things taken away so quickly. It's good. It's good. Hey, you're a good man. I'm not sometimes. What up, guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon, join us on the Discord, come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas, and also tap into our closer community by joining our
10:58 Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. Should we do this for Joe? Do Joe. Yeah, do Joe. Jacking off or jacking off. Getting your butt up. Do you remember when we did this for K? And then we're like, would you keep your editing or sucking dick? Sucking dick. He didn't hear us say sucking dick. So he goes, you know, it's going to have to be editing. I'd keep my editing. No, no, no. It was like, yeah, we get rid of editing. He got rid of editing. So we're like, so you want to keep sucking dick? And it was so funny, man. Like, all right, Ken. Dance or editing? Oh ████ Wait, which one am I giving up? Yep. Yeah. Suching dick or
11:48 editing? What the ████ That's what I was thinking. Why were you thinking that? Uh, here all day. I would give up editing. And he was dead. No, he said dance. I said dance or editing. You trapped it. You trapped it. I wasn't even thinking. I was thinking of the first. You guys are so mean, right? Yeah. Okay. Um, you lose all knowledge of Japanese trivia history or getting your butthole eaten. Yeah. Or you can't get your B. Rusty Trumpet. Oh, you know why? because I
12:38 could I could learn it like it's the first time ever again. Oh my god. Good. So, you want to keep your butthole all rusty trombone all the way. But hole eaten or you're David's boss. You get to tell Dave what? He can't yell you anymore. Yeah. Yeah. He can't abuse you over the phone. You can hang out with Hannah, just have a kid and then he's just work and sweat shop in the store. You don't have to deal with the dread of like, is my phone going to ring? Oh, is it David? Oh, ████ Ice cream machines. Hey, guess who's on milk duty, dude? Not you. My employees don't know how to do service. He's imagining it right now. People are stealing the tip job. Hey, David cleans the bathrooms for a change. I got to go to Costco, get 600 gallons of milk, and hear 17 dad jokes. David's got to wear the the apron, the June B apron. He wouldn't last a week. I believe you, by the way.
13:28 I think he does, too. So, but eaten. Keeping that. Keeping that. Keeping the trumpet magic. Okay. butthole eaten or you or your eczema disappears. Oh man. Oh my times on your butthole. That's gross. It's gross. It's not that bad anymore. And I'm managing it. Gets worse with age though. So come on. Making it more enticing. I'm going keep I'm going keep the I'm going to keep the starfish free. Wow. Hey, where'd my eximo go? They're never having Hey, why'd you stop? Never having a flare up ever again. Hey ████ why'd you stop? Where'd my eximo go? Hey, where'd you go? Cuz I still get flare ups. Okay. Yeah, but now you don't get flare-ups. But I still get them while I'm ████ and then doing everything. And I'm like, life's not changing. All right. But you
14:18 know, you're never allowed to go to Hawaii again. Damn. Cuz both of them is paradise for me. There's other islands. There's other islands in the world. Heaven on earth. They both have Hawaiian conations. Get your ████ absolutely licked out. Wait, on a different island. You get absolutely munched on, dude. You go to You go to Logos, brother. You can go to Saipan. He's like, "Yeah, I'm here for sightseeing." He's waking at the guy. ████ sex tourism. Joe's looking at the map. He's like, "God, dude, there's so many islands." Yeah. So, what's it going to be? Hawaii. So coastal. My girl's not really going to be looking at the scenery very much. You picking Hawaii? Nope. But hole again? You pick butthole over Hawaii. Nirvana, brother. Wow. It's paradise on. Okay. Okay. I got to try this thing out. We got to give it a go. Butthole or you
15:09 have to you have to restart your old gang. Why would I want to do that? Of course. Keep in the butthole. Okay. But hole eaten or wait, but restart the whole gang. So, I get the No, you have to restart the whole gang if you choose. Keep my butthole. Yeah. Looks like I'm going criminal. All right. buck or you can never ever have uh more than $50,000 in your bank account, but all your friends are getting really rich. That's pretty nice, man. That's why what I would like you guys to be rich though. What are you talking about? Yeah, but you'll never be able to hang, dude. You'll never be able to hang. That's me right now. Bart was all dang, dude. You just You thought of a good one for him. Fine. Fine. Well, or none of us will ever be rich. Sorry, guys. Yeah, whether
16:01 you guys are rich or poor. Dang. This is This is Damn. I got to try this thing. Honestly, you're opening my mind a little bit. It's a ████ Yeah. All right. But hole eaten or you can never please Hannah. Well, damn. I got to be selfish here, dude. All right. He's cracking the code on. He's all about it. He's all about it. So, pleasing Hannah. Number one thing. There's a flaw in this video that we're discovering. Yeah. We which is Joe's but hole is we found his top too early. It's I think he's lying Hannah now. It's like a keeping my butthole. It's like rock paper scissors bazooka. What about What about this? Bazooka always wins. What about a butthole or you cashed out Luna at the right time? I learned a lot from my mistakes. And then even though I lost with Luna, I
16:51 still got my buffalo in. I'm still here, baby. Bahin or no legs. Can't surf no more than That's tough. Above the knee cuz he still needs his butthole. It'd be easier to get to your butt. It's at his butthole. It'd be way easier to get to your butt if you had no limbs. You have no butt cheeks. Prosthetic legs are getting pretty good though these days. Oh my god. So, the technology is going to be great. So, so you're down to like chop off your legs, get prosthetics, but then still have your ball eaten. Yeah. It's that good, guys. He's right though. Prosthetics have come a long way. Some people run faster now that they got bionic legs. All right, fine. Butthole or you're paralyzed from the neck down, but you can feel your butthole. Oh, that's a game changer. It might be even at that point. I might have to give it up. Dang, that was pretty good. Paralyzed is
17:42 now the key. I'm not getting my ass at every ████ day, every hour. I was hoping so cuz you're sitting here. Sounds like it. No, but like it sounds like I could still live like when in when you're paralyzed, you're just waiting for the ████ once a month time where you get booty eaten. But you chose butthole over never having more than 50 G's and your total net worth and Hannah. Oh, my net worth. Yeah, your total net worth. Your checking account. Yeah, you thought it was checking account. Total net worth. It is ████ If you have a $20,000 car, that means you have 30 G's. If you have 10 G's worth of guns, that means you have 20 G's. You have a $10,000 watch, that means you have 10 G's in your That's why when Anthony said it, Bart was like, "Oh, dang." We might need to go back to Bart. 50 G's
18:33 not worth means you like never enter into your 40s. You know what I mean? Bart went back in time on that. Consider me a homeless man. 50K. Getting your buddy in. Yeah. Get that buddy now, brother. Dude, but now we're on Now we're on paralysis. But paralysis, I rather not be I'll give it up to not be paralyzed. Yeah, that's a big one. That's a big one. Paralyzed. Pretty fair. Yeah, cuz I I still like walking. I still like How about this? How about this? You're either paralyzed or Hannah is half paralyzed. Damn. Like he's like like full quadriplegia. Wow. Neck down for you, Hannah. Just her legs. Not neck up. I mean b like waist up. [Laughter]
19:28 She can walk on her hand. ████ Yeah. So she's waist down. Waist down for Hannah. She's Ivar the boneless. Yeah. Damn. That's a tough one because if I'm paralyzed, she'd ████ take care of me. Yeah. Which paralyzes her life. Yeah, that's not funny. Oh. Oh, I think um now that your butthole's out of the picture, it's tough, huh? No, but then if I paralyze her from the from the waist down. Yeah, that's kind of like that ████ can't leave the house. So, yeah. Love that. Love that. Cool, man. That's actually smart thinking. But hole eaten out or extinction level event and the earth is wiped out. Oh, well, who's going to eat your butthole? Yeah, if everyone's No, you guys, you guys survived. You were protected in a shield. Just you and Hannah. ████ the world, dude. Hell yeah.
20:20 They're the new Adam and Eve. Hell yeah. You got to repopulate. Lit. Can't repopulate by being in your boho now. See now.
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