0:00 Oh, cuz Ryan, remember Ryan was like, "I don't think you invited me." >> DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE. >> THAT'S ████ FUNNY, DUDE. >> Anthony didn't even invite me. >> Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today, you are all invited to Anthony Lee's baby shower. Um, BUT >> ALL OF JK'S INVITED, >> but but you're not exactly invited. You're invited to send him gifts. [laughter] >> Okay. So, what a smooth way, dude. >> Congrats, by the way. >> Give them the address. Anthony, where do they meet you at for the baby show? >> Imagine if we have a line of JK fans. >> Amazon.com/baby-reg/ne-lefebruary-2026-L Las Vegas. >> Did you have a pregnancy meet and greet?
0:50 >> Sick, dude. I will say the address is funny because Nina made the flyer for our for our baby shower and the address is on there and she sent it out and literally one of the like probably third person to accept was Steve and he's going right >> Ryder Ryder. >> I was like oh ████ he's down to come out and like probably like six seven to accept was like you. I was like oh ████ and then I was like I didn't want to. I was like why don't you keep it in Vegas where you live. Okay, [laughter] fair. >> Fair. I like keep it in Vegas. You live in Vegas. Why are Why are two people from Vegas going to LA? >> We're probably going to have to pay all kinds of taxes on the way. >> Like you said, like you said in all your infinite wisdom as the only father here, baby showers are not for you. It's actually for your families. My whole family's in LA. Okay. So, >> and it's for the women. Let's be real. >> It's 100% not for the guy.
1:41 >> This is the first baby shower I've ever genuinely been invited to cuz all the ████ in Nikki's family, they are all like, "Girls only. Girls only." >> What? >> Really? Baby showers are girls only. >> No, it's for the girls, but everyone goes, >> but No, but it's been for me in my my family, it's been girls only. >> Really? Dudes don't go to it? >> No. >> That would probably ruin it. Huh? >> I would love to have a Oh, dude's not allowed. I'm like, oh, sure. [laughter] >> That's what we do cuz then like I was in town like in Santa Barbara and my Nikki's cousin was having a birthday shower and then or a baby shower and then all the boys are like, "Let's go to the bar and watch sports, dude." Oh no. Oh, you better believe I'm going to have alcohol at mine. >> Oh, I know you won't. I'm I'm stoked. >> To my point though is you guys were like among the first to like accept and say you're in town. I was mind blown. I was Thank you. Right. Meanwhile, all your Kinja homies are probably one city over.
2:32 Uh, should I go >> chat GPT? Can you write an excuse for me about Anony's birthday shower? That's what they're doing. >> Should I go to Monteray Park? Should I go to Monterey Park even though I live in Alhamra? >> [laughter] >> point is that I look at Nina and I was like, I don't know if they know it's in LA. She's like, "Of course they do." I put it on the on the thing and it's in the information. I was like, and then the first thing that happens, I come here to shoot. And then this guy's like, >> "Bro, thanks for letting me know it's not in Vegas." [laughter] I was like, "Wait, what?" He's like, "Dude," I was like, "Yeah, I'm a rider. I'm going." But no, I'm going anyway. But I thought it was in Vegas. >> Yeah, I totally thought it was in Vegas. It was a snap call. I was like, "Duh. I'm going anyway." >> Well, I saw it and I was like, "This ████ dude, try to ████ us in the ass." >> He reads it. He He reads. >> I'm a reader. >> Do you actually read directions, too, when you're putting something together?
3:22 >> Uh, I go No, I go as far as I can. >> Me, too. >> And then I go back to the page. I'm like, "Okay, this kind of looks like this page." >> I ████ up too many times doing that. Putting a desk on backwards and ████ [laughter] ████ that, dude. >> I'm that guy. So then, but so I was at at my buddy Ryan's house and then he's like, "Can you believe this s███'s going to be in ████ California?" And I was like, "What the f███?" >> Bro, how does Ryan have information on my baby shower? >> You guys invited him, >> Ryan. Anime. >> No, you invited Ryan, my real estate agent buddy. >> Are you joking? >> I swear to God. >> So he got invited by accident. >> Did I give him [laughter] >> Did I give you the wrong Ryan's phone number? >> Oh, cuz Ryan Remember Ryan was like, I don't think you invited me. >> Doesn't even have one. That's ████ funny, dude. >> Anthony didn't even invite me. >> That's ████ funny cuz you were like, I don't think Anthony invited me. He was
4:12 saying, I don't think Anthony invited me yesterday. Remember that? >> Yeah, I remember hearing that. >> Finally got the update >> and he was dead serious. >> That's ████ up, Anthony. Why would you do that? >> ████ up, Anthony. >> You barely know my buddy Ryan compared to Ryan. >> You've known Ryan for like over a decade, dude. Dude, are you ████ with me right now? >> He's going to uninvite Ryan, dude. >> That's so funny, dude. >> That's ████ >> Hey, sorry. I said it to the wrong Ryan. >> You guys went to the same college. That's ████ up. >> I'm not I'm not that guy. So, both Ryan are coming. >> I'm definitely not going to pull an invite. And I even invite people that I'm I'm almost banking on them not showing up. [laughter] >> Well, you have a big network. That's the problem. >> Who are you banking on not showing up? >> I'm not going to say any names. Maybe Ryan King. [laughter] >> If it's in Vegas, you better believe Ryan King will be there. >> I'd be so happy if Ryan and the family came through. The Netty and Sie. Like, I'm I'd be so happy if they showed up. I'd be mind blown.
5:02 >> He is like the most likely to maybe have to dip because of babies and stuff cuz he has kiddo. >> That's why I got to have a bounce house. >> That's a good call actually. >> That's honestly a really good call. And I hope Nina supports you on it. >> You got to have a bounce house for the for the drunk guys too. For us drunk boys too. >> Like literally I've you know what's funny? I looked at all the rules on a couple different companies yet so far for bounce houses and they give an age limit because they know adults want to get in their dumb. Yeah. >> And I'm like, which one's going to be the most loosey goosey about it though? You know who's going to look it the other way for like a $20 bill? >> Do any one of those Hispanic companies? They don't give a ████ >> Nope. There's always one uncle like all the kids are like, "Hey, uncle jump." So they could get launched. >> That's true. >> But you want to do it so you get all the kids away or else everyone's going to be crying. I'm so bored, man. >> And I also want to make it so that the parents who bring kids are like, "Thank
5:52 you." >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Y >> Mormon just had a gender reveal party, which is not the same as a baby shower, by the way. And he had an inflatable slide or whatever, and adults were hella going on that thing. >> He can afford it. He can afford the adult size. That's true. >> I can only get the kids one. >> So, what kind of stuff you need? I mean, okay, first of all, I want to just stick my claim right now. Nobody buy Nah the nipple cream. I'm buying it. I'm buying the nipple cream. And I'm and and I'm having it sent to my house first and I'm going to lick all over the lid, too. I'm >> And then you're going to personally hand it to her. >> I'm going to personally hand it to her at the baby show. [laughter] >> He calls dibs. >> Yeah, I got dibs of the dipple cream. So, nobody nobody get that. By the way, when you when I went to the registry, when I when I went to the registry, the first thing on the list is the dipple cream. So, I was like I That's funny. >> Shut. Is it really? >> Yeah. I swear to God, I'm not even No, >> I'm not in charge of that ████
6:42 registry. >> I know you're not. I just thought it was hilarious. It's like the first thing you see. I need sensitive nipple cream. >> Look, it's right here. Mothers love nipple cream, brother. It's like right here on the >> Is that coconut oil and ████ >> That's the top. Look, there's the top of the whole thing. >> They'll They'll get chafed like crazy cuz you go from zero suckage to ████ constant suckage. >> That's why I'm trying to warm her up before. >> That's why I'm doing daily routines cuz I'm trying to prep for the baby. >> The baby. We're just trying to prep for the baby, babe. >> And I'm doing both nipples just in case. I don't know which all day. >> Alternate. >> Yeah. And I'm using teeth. >> Yeah. Smart. give her get her through the ringer now, you know. >> Yeah. >> Smart. So, yeah. Uh if you like, you could donate to Anony's diaper fund. We're going to leave the link below. And that cuz he's apparently Bart says you're going to do 40 diapers a day. What's What's that about? >> A lot. Like probably like 10 to 20 cuz like you can like change you cans insane if I have to change a diaper 20 times in
7:32 a day. >> Yeah. It It's going to in the beginning it'll be just like anything, right? In the beginning, you're so ████ annoyed and then you get used to it. But yeah, like the baby like let's say wakes up and then you're like, "Oh ████ what the ████ I got to change it diaper." Then you change it and then it poops. You change it and then it decides to pee right after. So it can be like three, four changes in 1 hour. >> Just keep the baby in the bathtub. >> Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. [clears throat] >> Just rinse it off >> and go to Costa Rica. [laughter] >> It's tight. >> Yeah. So you're going to you're going to go through it. That's why like you know, you know when they travel and they go to restaurants and ████ it's always like a stroller and the diaper bag and there's a ████ ton. You see how people like moms online are are doing the whole like big diaper conspiracy stuff because like there's a whole uh concept where the diaper corporations all of them have they just make unlimited it's just a cash ████ flow machine because babies
8:22 need diapers all the time. But the whole thing is potty training happened in the first 6 to 12 months for babies naturally. However, the big diaper wants you to keep buying diapers. So they they always quote unquote like educate you almost like the food pyramid back in the day that it takes like 3 years for a kid to be fully potty trained >> or it's too early to potty train in the first year type ████ >> Well well Hannah was like dude I don't know why it takes Americans so long to potty train a kid. Are you guys just more stupid over here? Cuz over there they're they're done at like 1. >> Yeah they're ready to >> get the ████ out of here. >> They're climbing up on the toilet and laying down and sitting down. >> ████ They got baby toilets. >> They'll let you know like Tao didn't go past a year. Like he'll just tell you like I and know oh that's the sound he makes when he needs to ████ and then you just take him like they'll they'll tell they'll communicate somehow. >> Whoa. >> Three years is crazy. >> I'm I'm telling you right now there's
9:12 there's a whole thing about how like big diaper be trying to train people that like it's too early. You need to like wait until this time frame and then it becomes like a three-year thing because you imagine buying 3x diapers. >> Yeah. >> Keeping them addicted. What I do like seeing though, what what I do what I do like seeing even though I never seen Taika do it, but there's there are other kids like you're like, "What the ████ Why is it so quiet?" And then you see the kid like in the corner and he's like, >> "Yeah, [laughter] dude." Like that. >> Yeah. Yeah. He's going like, "What are you doing over there?" [laughter] And he goes [groaning] like, "Oh, you know what? He's just ████ ████ >> He's just ████ behind the couch. It must be so freeing just to cuz I don't really remember these days very well, but it must be so freeing just to be able to sit there. You're watching TV and you're just like I'm I'M ████ [laughter] MY PANTS
10:02 AND I GET to >> and you get to you get to and then somebody comes out of nowhere and cleans you up. >> Yeah. >> It's so sick, man. [laughter] >> Like that is sick as hell. >> You're just scribbling and you're just like [laughter] just get some ████ right there. >> Yeah. And then somebody comes out the door and they go, "Oh, that's okay. That's ████ sick. >> Some kids be lying. >> Like I remember my [laughter] nephew would like, "Hey, you s███." And he goes, "No." And like he would sit there with a heavy ████ diaper like really stubborn, not wanting to get changed. >> Oh yeah, >> I did it, P. >> I'll do that ████ in school. And then you'd be like, "Who farted?" And you have a big old ████ [laughter] in your neighbor sitting on smush crap. My neighbor's kid, Sophia, is so used to me cuz I've I've literally been the neighbor since she was born and I was
10:52 the first person to see her like cuz she she came home and like happened to go over the same day for some reason. But like, so we know I know her very well and she will full on like if she has to go poop, she'll just like right in front of me just completely drop her pants and sit on her squatty potty and ████ And then her and then like Ned's always like, "Sophia, you can't do that in front of guests and all this s███." And she's just like, "It's not a guest. It's ████ Steve." [laughter] Like just doesn't care at all. >> She's like, "It's just ████ Steve." >> I wish I wish she's getting there though. She'll >> ████ out a newspaper. [laughter] >> Me and Ryan are yelling at the TV so much on Sundays. Like she's she's dropped the fb bomb a couple times and we're like a ████ We got to dial it back. >> That's funny. >> Kids are fun though, man. It's it's been it's been a blast watching her actually get a personality and ████ cuz that's when kids get hella fun. >> The best. Yeah, >> dude. The first ████ 6 months. I'm not ready, dude. >> No, you're not.
11:42 >> I'm not ready. No sleep and needing to smell ████ all the time. >> Zero help. Not not a single family member can stay with you guys for a couple weeks. >> Uh well, here's the thing. So, uh Nah's mom is not retired yet. And then uh my mom is however truth is I don't know if we can stand them for more [laughter] than a week. >> It's like they're there to help but like they're >> not those people. >> I know what you mean. >> Not those moms. They're they're the kind of moms that like to this day >> they still have to like mom us no matter what. They got to find any ████ random reason to still teach something as if it's like well I'm almost 40. >> My mom does that. Is it worth it though to just be able to catch one hour nap? >> 100%. So, we're going to go for it. Period. >> I mean, love it. You're not going to care about getting lectured and ████ >> There's even just like the like N mean
12:33 particular with like food ingredients, how things are cooked and stuff like that. New age ████ Yeah. A little crunchy. Whereas, it's going to be it's going to be a thing >> cuz your mom's like, "Uh, you don't know what you're talking about. >> He's a Sour Patch Kid. It's okay. It's for kids." >> The actual most important part, right? Because because this is also the the other big problem with the the way that my mom probably grandma's or at least the way that we witnessed it with my sister and how she complained is like a grandma coming over and like helping. What I've come to learn from like new parents is actual helping is not just picking up the baby so that you can do all the work. >> Oh yeah. >> Actual helping is letting you be with the baby and then doing the cleaning the dishes. Yeah. cooking some food, doing whatever chores that like are actually cumbersome and take you away from your child. >> Do you actually want to be the parent? >> Yeah. Like, oh, you be the parent and
13:24 then let me go like ████ do chores and ████ >> Yeah. >> You do the chores. I want to be the parent. >> Exactly. So, >> that's like taking naps. The naps part is helpful. >> That's a huge thing. And the the mo the moment that I'm going to really need her the most is cuz I'm I've already committed to like not taking jobs for the most part and and not traveling internationally from like January to like April, which is crazy because no offense, she has ████ maternity leave. It's not even maternity leave. It's actually like small disability or whatever the ████ it's called. >> Reason why you got to donate to his registry >> fund, dude. >> He's not going to work for 3 months. >> Yeah. 4 months. >> Four months. >> And that being said, if I don't work, if I don't go make my money, it's like I'm just going to be paying for all this ████ And Jesus, I mean, it's like you know when you're like witnessing, but you don't know until you're participating. It's a ████ industry this baby thing. >> Yes, sir. It's like it's like weddings, dude. >> It's crazy the type of baby bottles, the
14:16 bottle cleaners, the bassinets, the cribs for this age to this age, the diapers, the months, the the nipple creams, and the breast. >> Don't No, that's mine. >> It's just insane. Even the types of diapers. >> Diapers. By the way, I also got dibs on the manual breast pump. >> Steve's like, I just volunteer to being the breast pump. Like, I don't you don't need that. I'll just suck your titty in and spit it out in a cup. >> But it's it's that first part is going to be hard. And then the really hard part for me is going to be when I need to travel again to go make money cuz we need to make money. That's when we're going to need our grandparents helps the most, right? But that all that'll also be like, ironically, when I have to go work and I'm going to enjoy it. >> Like I You're like, I I finally get the nap. >> Hey, are you sure we're not on JK this weekend? >> Like separation anxiety? Sure. But also like sleep is going to be insane.
15:08 So like I'll be unfortunately happy. I'm going be so sad about being happy. But then that'll be when we need the grandparents help and good luck in Nina. >> You could also honestly for once in your life get massively lucky and just have one of those babies who just always is chilling and not doesn't cry that much. That happens. David's kid, I think within a few months, was sleeping 12 hours every night. And I'm like, that's insane. I wish Ta did that. >> Please help me out with my diaper fund. That would be tight. >> My parents said I was that kid, but my sister was not. So, you just never know. Good luck.
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