0:00 [Music] so there was this teenager who got stuck dangling from California's highest bridge while filming a stunt recently oh my stunt is you're a I didn't know we had the highest we had a highest bridge you win you dumb ass that's the news ████ Tik Tok yeah more than 20 First Responders rescued the 19-year-old you know how much that costs that yeah that is no no no no instant Jewish money I could just see someone doing the city budget where were these paramedics for 3 hours he all in one place most people don't even think about that right yeah most people don't even realize like when when people get evaced out or hel like helic back man that ████
0:50 costu really 20 people all holding sides of a parachute F under the bridge so who pays for that him we all do we do tax money we pay for people's dumb people just vote like if the helicopter shows up we go wait wait wait wait we don't want to pay we don't want to pay and they're like sorry you're going to have to die's a they don't want to pay right he did it to himself let him die that's what I would say the 19-year-old was left swinging in the breeze 700 ft above the North Fork American River after he got stuck while filming the stunt with friend is that in Sacramento that's in San Francisco I believe what does that mean left swing ████ got up there himself he left himself swinging the nobody left you swinging you climbed up there you dummy yes that he is a dummy y it is uh
1:40 the highest spin uh yeah what is it but more than 21 responders were called to the scene as a helpless team dangled from the Forest Hill Bridge the highest Span in California and fourth highest in the US this is a ████ high what was he doing like bungee jumping I hope he was dangled upside down a stunt or something honestly after the 18th highest bridge does it matter you're ████ dying if you fall damn why they got to put that in it's impressive it's in the breeze he's dangling in the breeze it's like some kind of his friend dangling off a bridge like no I'm not I'm sitting in a ████ chair left in the breeze dude his friend who filmed the entire incident called the Emergency Services after became app parent the team was stuck I love it he was like I'm going to are you okay no help I'm going to keep filming though how do I keep the live but also pull up the phone yeah I if I go to 911 it cancels the video so can you get your
2:30 phone [Laughter] out it took the combined efforts of more than 20 First Responders from Placer County Sheriff's Office as well as the local California Department of for stre and Fire Protection to rescue the 19-year-old Daredevil they call him Daredevil no pause Daredevil is a ████ superhero Daredevil can see ████ sound and ████ like that dummy up on and he's a lawyer and he's a lawyer Daredevil oh yeah that's right I was like 19y old Matt Murdo ████ a lawyer did the First Responders just get him off by tasing his dumbass ████ bridge then they caught him in the parachute hey but was it D devil like a thing like evil coneval and all these guys that did crazy stunts and it was like sanctioned like it was like an event right with competency yeah and they practiced it yes so why would this be a daredevil it
3:21 just sounds like a dumb kid yeah he's a dumbass we got lower standards maybe he's really smart maybe he's not you think he just calculated the physics by a small margin a very large he was obviously calculating the physics with a 17-year-old cameraman friend using an iPhone dam is there any footage pictures a I have a photo yes let's watch the failure 17-year-old camera man you ain't no man you a child camera child camera kid that's a good idea that's a good new this is about the best I got if you can tell oh ████ he's not even in shape enough wa they're coming to get him oh wait hold up I thought he was dangling by his ████ hands sitting he's just sitting there in a ████ harness like a little ████ you could literally walk up the you could walk up the steel bars he's not in shape enough
4:11 weak Let Them Fall so he's just stuck in a harness first first respond today I'd be like all right climb up he's like what climb up you're staying here tonight just ask what do you think you want to do here like what's your choice what's your plan let's see let's see your plan in motion I want to know what the stunt was supposed to be neither teen was charged following the incident charge trespassing for sure them up for Life some cities they some cities they'll charge you for wasting tax dollars yeah if you get yourself in a predicament they'll charge you for wasting tax it's not like he fell off of a cliff yeah we need a Jewish guy there calculating the cost of all the responders and stuff and then being like he here's a reasonable amount that you got to pay back cuz it's worth it unreasonable amount no no I'm reasonable amounts if you do reasonable ████ you run a stop
5:03 sign nobody gets hurt reasonable amount I would you climbed to the top of America's fourth highest bridge that's not a reasonable thing to do you be became an unreasonable amount of money you dumb ████ because an unreasonable number of 20 ████ grown men that could have been preventing ████ murders stopping rapists in their tracks intending to pregnant women that were falling off of other Bridges and your ████ was just hanging there doing a whole lot of nothing for TI Tok rescuing you were inconvenienced for several hours I think these kids need to pay a Big Bill until like for 10 years yeah yeah I want the bill to just ruin their ████ lives not even funny anymore more than student loans you know yeah way high we should all be in office this is good I'm V I'm running for mayor of California well mayor of California body
5:55 did it hey look at me he's the governor hey look at me oh Governor right the governor Oh I thought it was California City in Nevada yeah oh that place I think so is that where prostitutes are legal I think so Jared let's go I'm not into it aren't they trying to make more brothel legal in like Las Vegas like probably I think all of Nevada except for Clark County you say brothel are why would I want to wear condom Mike who says condoms have to be involved it's a prostitute man yeah I want to like kiss her go down on her you can doers I did it get oh my God you went down on a prute of course you went down on the multiple times you got remember that all over the place you went down on a prostitute I ████ up my I love how
6:47 are the awesome hey can you tell some stor the of people stupid ████ ass little kid let him hang tell us your prostitute story again you also but it's worth it it's worth it do you use the herpy cream or the anti viral I went my friend bought me a birthday present and he didn't tell me what it was drove me to the place it was a sheep it was a strip mall okay that's so we go in there and I'm just like okay we're going to get massages consumer electronics and he's giggling the whole time and we sit down Mike this kind of haveen you a lot of beautiful women pop out I haven't had sex in like 6 months and then it was a wonderful time I but I could I had to make love to her cuz I'm not that kind of guy was no I feel you yeah that's why I'm saying it's I picked
7:37 up I picked the hottest one cuz the other one like or there was like six of them five of them were like grandmas oh hot oh not yeah yeah whatever and one girl was hot the grandmothers have the experience I know I I should have known that I know that now I touch my dick a lot ████ you're going to touch my dick you better have some miles under your pH and they could have got like this you know hell yeah girl but Dentures Dentures so you this was a a fake massage that a jerk off no it was full everything they ████ wash you and everything and I was just like this is in America in America this was completely shocked where where in America tell jar and she just like while she's Wasing it she's like so you don't have any scds right she says yeah just like anyone check in just yeah just like
8:28 anyone would that's what they do they they scientifically research that she ████ people for a living yep doesn't ask any of them if they have any STDs you like I should go down on we ████ made out like we were boyfriend and girlfriend serious right now y he's serious and then I went from there and I just went and then she didn't stop me and I went all the way from the mouth down yep no okay no no humor me did she seem like she was acting or was she like damn your girl's getting some ████ tonight time for I don't know I was in my own mind I was having a good time one thing led to another ████ you know and then I came too fast too fast that's
9:20 thing too fast really no it was one of those things where I was like so excited I was doing all that stuff and then um she put a condom on me with her mouth and I was like oh my goodness and I was like I'm about to go and she goes wait she put it in and I was just I was bagio water show as soon as great so fast and she was laughing and then I had to I have to wait in the waiting room cuz my friend wasn't finished and I was just sitting there and then uh another client sat down she goes you you two make friends make friends and I'm all like this Armenian dude sitting in here with me and I'm all like so you you go to these things often he goes oh they're all good bro they're all they're all I want to talk to any other ████ clients we're all degenerate losers I don't want to be speaking it's like hey you're in Hell talk to other demons like no
10:10 [Laughter] thanks what are you in here for how is it going and I'm I'm just like where the ████ is my friend and I'm just sitting there and then those was all these girls that finished their shift they come in they're like giggling and then they're like sitting right next to us they bust out a lunch box and they start having lunch the ████ and then me and him were just looking at and then he's like smoking a cigarette and I'm just like waiting and I'm just like this is so weird so ████ weird and then I'm like all right he's done and then we leave and I'm just laughing the whole ████ time going home what does the store say on the outside like the sign sex like massage oh say massage yeah what a ████ lie it was a strip mall in Baldwin Park that's all I'm going to say jar write that down but the but the thing is it's crazy it was like a food for less or something next to it
11:01 it was just like a regular wow like a legit strip and when you go in there's like a regular waiting room like a dentist office ████ and then you go into like not looking at teeth there's like a waiting room another one with like like a acupuncture thing and like a like a bed with like a like a wax thing and I was just like do you have to say a code word so them for them to know he arranged everything I have no ████ clue what happened I bet the arranging was like hey my budddy you're coming for sex later they're like yeah see you at 12 yeah you're booked we'll see you cese accent though yeah see you at 12 yeah regular that cuz the uh the the mamasan lady she was like oh he has a girlfriend here and I'm all like a girlfriend girlfriend yeah no that lady's not your girlfriend but no she called her his girlfriend cuz she's that's
11:51 his customer so he's yeah and then he giggled away and he went over there and then he's all like have fun and I was just like what the ████ is happening I'm like initiation I was like well I'm here and I never did anything like this before and I'm not out I'm not going to run where's the logic on that one I'm going to go down and lick her [Music] ████ for
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