0:00 how long has this been going you guys been suffering for 3 months smelling my ████ I'm so [Music] sorry welcome back everybody to another fantastic episode of the careful boys where we have merchandise that is hey if this is past the first week of October check the link in the description box cuz we got careful boy merch for you well regardless of October probably a link in the description box for you for you brought to you by Takis it's not brought to you by Takis it's not we don't know brought to you by Cold Steel Knives no it's not and J well it is really brought to you by J more likely to be brought to you by J there might also be an ad read on this so that being said if you've had more than one job
0:52 which job taught you the most oh the hand job wow Ken clap please I'm clapping under she's under she's got a hand job there she's doing her own jerking herself off over there oh jeez that was inappropriate this is a hand job this is the hand job job of clapping you know what can you repeat the question cuz I forgot what you said what job taught you the most which hand jobs did you give if you had CU how much time you got if you've had more more than one job which job taught you the most low key job my first I think my first job taught me the most yeah what was it what was your very first job well I think the biggest like paradigm shift for me was
1:43 like my first job right cuz it it taught you about customer service it taught you John Rockets do it yeah taught you how to do something that you don't ████ like to do like you hated it every day you're like ████ I don't want to go but you still put a face on and you show up and you be professional I think that was a really big deal for me when I was 18 um and it taught me how to like cold talk to people cuz I was like really afraid of doing that and then you just realize the more you do it it's like what are you ████ afraid of you stupid idiot that's what you tell yourself in your brain um but I feel like every job like I think you could always learn so much at every job that you're at you know what I mean that's why we're asking which one was the most I don't think there was one actually now I'm talking about it out loud I don't think there was one that was the most really cuz they all different things that you it's all different yeah but it's all I think
2:33 everything leads to the next job you know like you take the skills from this job you parlay it to the next one and you just keep doing that over and over and over again and I think after that I just started coaching so then it was just like learning how to teach and learning how to be more effective at communicating maybe complex topics and trying to distill it down as best you can and then sometimes you try to do that and you ramble and you realize oh this person I'm trying to talk to is looking at me like they have no idea what they're talking about and you go okay well I'll try to fix that next time but yeah I just think I didn't answer the question right I don't think I was I think we were just all ████ waiting I don't think I answer the question right but no point is are you ████ there is no answer I think you just learned the most I feel like every
3:26 single job should be teaching you something and if you don't you ████ stupid and you're a ████ ████ dude well the point is to hear something juicy and entertaining own personal story is drug dealing a job sure did you make money I don't think I don't think it's going to correctly Inspire anybody in our audience that's true at the same time that's not true you're right entrepreneurial Spirit it is it is feel free to uh teach people about how drug dealing is useful mine was yeah mine was actually the Cannabis company I used to work for yeah that's legal though what did you learn so much from it um definitely what ni said before which is customer how to handle specific type of customers right High ones yeah all kinds yeah you're going to get high ones for sure but also people who just don't understand it so how to properly educate that's nice you know
4:17 what I mean so how to properly educate instead of being like no it's not just something you get high off of you know what I mean you just got to explain it to him deeper like you don't have to smoke it to get high also so like you were teaching people you taught people basically you were educating yeah so if the people obviously have different opinions on it then fine agree with them but then also just tell your side maybe this yeah I get it blah blah blah so definitely the Cannabis and then how to make your own opportunity in that job like how when I was in that cannabis company I was a shift leader I was just selling buds all day but then I was just like I don't want to do this all day so I want to just do Social Media stuff so I you know kind of influenced him to tell them like you guys need a social media you know and then uh they finally gave me a position so that taught me how to just like voice your opinions and also how the bosses were um handling business and quality
5:09 checking everything so that whole part was like a whole system I was learning through was pretty cool that was like the most job working for Mecca Mid City oh TI yeah it was a pretty good job actually and the people how to handle people OSHA what do you call it dealing with OSHA is a big one yeah how to deal with OSHA and how to deal with uh sexual harassment and all of that cuz it was mostly girls there and I was the only dude so you're like how do I flirt without getting in trouble no none of that cuz I know they're all going to talk but how do I not talk to my female co-workers at all that's that's what it is huh just how to say stuff how to keep it low that's my thing keep it low there's so many um girls that work for us a lot like half of them under age cuz they're high
5:59 school so now I'm like now all of my hiring is like how do I make sure a fox doesn't come into the little chicken Co you know protecting your little your staff yeah cuz we do you know I don't know it's just it's just you got to be careful like there was this one dude that came up to the store looking like bootleg John B 45 years old but he was smooth though huh asking if we are hiring and all the girls were like no no no no no no like they could smell the creep off don't discriminate based off of the way that they look ladies I was like dude you could smell perversion sweating off of his forehead you might be identifying as a woman and you have to you might have to oh ████ oh hell no no Su you dude but it's dangerous because it's like it's such a good safe
6:50 environment and now it's all about how do you protect that that's yeah yeah that's important like even how to tell girls stuff certain things like guys would be like yo you stink like ass go ████ take a shower you know what I mean like I would tell my friends like yo it's a little onion in here and I don't stink like that and they be like oh yeah ████ my bad dog yeah so we had a girl at work she couldn't smell at all it's not from Co I think she hit her head in skateboard or something so she couldn't smell she couldn't smell so it was her first day and she's like hey guys and he was like of just ████ onion what so I was just like yo no way and looked at all the girls around me and I was just like smell that ████ dog onions like she ate onions or like onions no it was B onions it was B onions like Maui
7:40 onions yeah s onions that's what I thought of I like the sweet Maui onions it was open up the packed ones and it was musty and I was just like it's hey first day it's all good I'm going just whatever happens right and then it was been a week so far and it started lingering ah so not good oh right so hey the girls came up to me and they're like yo you're the shift leader you got to take care of it and I was like what the ████ I'm the only dude here bro I can't tell her anything I was like you girls got to tell her like no we can't we have no we're in no position to do it they kind of got you there yeah and I was like you got me so I'm going to take it to the manager yeah you got him there yeah and the manager was a girl so I was like roof you got to tell her something cuz like that's unhealthy for our workspace yeah they're going to be like what kind of stink weed is
8:31 that that's what happened that's what happened they're like Dam you got some dck ████ bro well that's what happened the customers were like it's not it's not what I expected but that was like the best ones we had and they're smelling and they're likey I don't know if this is the smell but they were smelling her that's what it was she like hey check this out oh oh went like Spiderman I was going to say you got to like not be showering for or something but she said she can't smell in general oh oh so she doesn't know she didn't know so what is the proper way to do it I didn't know so I had to give it up to the manager and as soon as the manager talked to her you came you saw her coming out the freaking room just cry so she didn't do it the right way there was no right way what how what did she say she's like you smell like ████ you smell like a garbage
9:21 can fire D honestly I don't know what she said but I she came out and rof came up to me and said see like why did you make me do it and I was like cuz you're the ████ manager what do you mean like I have no position to do it but that's a hard combo to ask that's a hard combo to ask honestly my question is to you guys is how do you say it you know are you clean or anybody like how do you say it yeah I would I would maybe like segue into like like maybe what's going on in your life you know do need to be that deep though for a self-help book like somebody's not showering like just because she can't smell doesn't mean she has the inability to not shower but you know how some people they might shower but they just got crazy Bo you know and then there's people that just have bad hygiene like their idea showering is like they just walk in and
10:13 then they go RSE clean just feel like maybe you're not aware but that's her name oh yeah or they don't even watch their bed sheets no we' we've had some stin stink dudes they just have like stinky life yeah CH and and and then he told me like he'll get up in the morning and he's like oh I didn't do my laundry so even though he took a shower he would go into his used laundry basket that he ████ sweated on put the clothes back on and rush to work oh so it's like of course you're going to smell like Elon Musk yeah is he smelling ████ I don't know it sounds like something's going on for her to not like take care of herself like okay you're the manager you're the manager I'm the girl you blame the other
11:03 people girl on girl is a little bit easier you go like hey I'm sorry to say but a couple of the other co-workers have said that there's a strange odor coming from you and stuff like that I I wasn't there but I just want to make sure you I wasn't there but I am here now take care of yourself come back to work tomorrow the next day and just smell nice okay that's really you guys really good I mean you just I can tell you guys don't have employees this is what you do did you fart cuz I did it I didn't okay you farted no you farted you smell you smell Joe's like we got a safe environment and we got to protect that my God yeah that's what you do you go oh my you totally farted yes you did don't even lie dude fart it smells like onions wait Maui onions but that doesn't solve it cuz it's just in the moment it just it's not her solving it for the next day and the next day in the next
11:53 day that's why you got to let her know that there's a smelling issue so people are mentioning it so just take care of yourself come back tomorrow this is what we did once one time um we had a member at the gym who would clear out a room bro like if he trains and he sweats you could SM like the whole room smelled that's a tactic he has all the machines to himself now yeah I can smell ready and he would come over after he finished a workout and he'd always wear like tank tops so he's sweating everywhere and anytime he would walk into the gym area and I was in there I'd always pick up a weight cuz he'd always be like what up bro like this and every time you shake his hand you smell it afterwards and you like oh my God bro so I Pi stank like that I pick up two dumbbells and he'd walk by like what up bro how are you I do that hey what's up dude cool so they sent the email to the whole gym and was like hey guys you know make sure when
12:44 you guys come train yada yada yada you are smelling nice you wash your clothes you have clean you have a couple pairs of clean clothes when you train and you're using deodorant and all that stuff see that's a really good tactic just a a a broad blast yeah you blast about but then the problem is some people don't know it's them and they're like oh Bell yeah yeah and they just come hey what's up everybody I feel like there's no way to like tiptoe around it you just have to say it stinky people don't know they stink and also that email didn't work it didn't work they like the smell of their own stink or is it they used to it no they live in their their stank yeah when you're there the whole time you're desensitized if you always smell does it smell if you lived in a porter potty you probably won't be able to smell ████ every day cuz I think talking to the girl is the hard part
13:34 because of the more potential emotional reaction cuz our stinky person here I was the person that ended up talking to them who is it I'm not going to say but other two people that were running that channel didn't feel comfortable so I told them I was like I pull them aside I was like Hey like this isn't a personal attack or anything like that um but there this is the issue and I try to remove it like not you smell but this is the issue there's some stinkiness not like you are the issue and but and then so I'm like um but it seems like it's where you've been so is there anything you can do and he's like oh sh did it get resolved the next time we shot I was like hey did your shower and he's like oh yeah yeah and then I would check in with the other two does he smell better like no I tried talking that's a hard conversation so I
14:25 try to remove it where got use a sandwich technique where it's not like your like them stinkman and then the sniffers I try to remove it from stink man and the sniffers that's a good B what if you just a supportive friend about it like hey come here hey I got you some deodorant that's like the same thing of like handing a piece of gum to somebody it's like a gift and you go like this ah look at this rash a ████ next day I got you some vegan deodorant those don't work next day here's a fze bottle let me spray you one time next day this is a shower yeah but yeah a personal shower hey I'm sorry you're fired it's hard man but especially with the chick yeah see that was a different one too so I don't know I've never experienced that and it was the craziest ████ in my life so did you ever see her come back to work again
15:15 yeah she did but she she her her whole personality and energy was cuz maybe her confidence was her smell so when she washed it away it's like oh I'm low self-esteem Hey look that's that's the price you pay by being a member of society yeah you know what I mean you subject yourself to being a member of something broader than just your own you know but don't you think odor like that is an easy fix yes if you could smell it I no some people stin bro like that's just their natural smell yeah but there there are still you know supplements and things that like cuz it could be a health issue they could be ████ eating nothing but onion and dick all day they might have a dead tooth bro you know hosis you know stin breath animals when they and people with dead teeth sometimes they like to get really close to you when they talk and
16:05 you're just like and you feel bad you feel like a piece of ████ but sometimes it's just like that's why you got to be ready with it be like hey you want some gum yeah I'm going to have a piece would you like one I'm just offering to no I'm good and be like I think you should get one no you should like that bro I I get Sous cuz I I know I have bad breath so when I roll I always chew gum yeah hey remember they need to bring back B GI says so remember banaka wait banaka the spray that ████ tastes so good but it's so shortlived yeah but when someone starts talking to you just ████ shoot that ████ in you just spray in the vicinity just go uh-huh hold on all right or go like this you spray here and then throw it in their mouth start dude that's so good or just like you know enforce like human Car Wash when people walk in to check in for
16:56 work it's like FIS spread listerin patch deodorant wipe you're good to go move on oh that's smart yeah just making a protocol dude that's that's tight and all we doing it because there's cannabis here and we want to make sure that there's a unique smell that's specifically here so everybody need to be odorless you fixed it dude but then you're spending thousands of dollars a day on for Breeze and odors thousands a day probably just ask chat GP what is the kindest way to tell someone they stank yeah but chat gbt don't got emotions though I wonder what it say but that's is like tell them they stink I don't see the problem hey that's the thing though Chad gbt and emotions are completely different yeah that's true especially women's tion I guarantee you they're somewhere on a form if you ask what we're not the first peoples
17:47 that had an issue with a stanky coworker well of course there's got to be someone out there that's figured out a really nice way to doing it we just don't know what it is yet cuz for me I would just fire myself then I don't have to smell them as the owner of the business I'm going to ruin myself I'm going fire myself and collect Ed you think saying respectfully in the beginning will help hell no dude imagine if someone told you you stink I'd be so embarrassed I feel so bad for them that they have to tell me that I ████ stink and two I'd be like how long has this been going you guys been suffering for 3 months smelling my ████ I'm so sorry I'm sorry I smell like a Porter potty when I speak you know what when when like a homie or even just like a acquaintance or whatever has something in their teeth I'm like hey you got something in your teeth immediately
18:37 right cuz that's like that's what I want right so I think same ████ right if somebody smells be like hey you have a really kind of I don't want to be dis you have a strange oder about you right now no you don't say that I would say that I would have been hurt as to a friend or to a workplace environment that needs to be hand if it need if it's been complained about yeah it's been complained yeah there's no way around it you have to if you want to be nice cuz you smell it you think that you're experiencing something you're like I'll just ████ forget it this time and then it's consistent somebody complains to you and you're the the manager you got to do something when you wash yourself you just have to get in the nooks and the crannies you got to get in the carasses well some people okay I remember my buddy's a tattoo artist and this he was working on this guy's calf tattoo right and something smelled like someone peed their ████ underwear and left it on the ground like it smelled
19:27 like urine and hot sweat it was sick and we're like where's that coming from like the ammonia Burn yeah he knew where that was coming from the thing is this ████ when he gets sweaty feet and he had to walk around the kitchen right the trail left a yeasty stank smelling oh my it was so bad they have like athletes foot I think so and then like he had to actually tell him like Hey next time when you come you got to leave your socks on cuz we didn't afterwards we didn't know what was happening like what what is that smell and he was like Lysa mopping that ████ and then when one day when you walked to the bathroom we smelled the trail and then we put our nose to the ████ floor and we're like oh ████ there it is we got him did you bounce like like a cat we both went one of
20:17 these like oh ████ your legs go up like trying to dodge a punch oh I almost vomited dude it was so bad and those are the ████ that shower in the gym shower without shoes on dude yeah I think he probably just had like athletes foot or something people get like fungus on their feet from oh it's like a serious thing they need to just shower and bleach I think but that's dangerous on us cut him off if we shared that ████ floor with bare feet we could have got fungus feet cuz of him you know godamn I'm always looking at people's feet and I'm like oh bro get out of here oh yeah it's in front of you right when you do JJ yeah I'm just like oh dude get ████ did you kiss it sometimes oo that's a strategy I love that this went from uh which job taught you the most to uh how do you tell people blame subin from for
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